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Pokémon - Guide for the Jewish Pokemon trainer

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Pokemon Eggs and Milk are Kosher as long as they are from a hosher Pokemon Pokemon food, Pokepuffs, Rare Candies, Potions, Antidotes and any other type of healing item are all not Kosher. Berries and Pokeblocks Kashrut guide for the Jewish Pokemon trainer: Water type are treated as Fish, and any that have both The following Pokemon types are forbidden to eat, Fins and Scales are Kosher, but not Shellfish and even if they are a two-typed Pokemon, and the other type Amphibians. Gyarados is forbidden as it is treated as a other non-kosher ingredients is Kosher: Fighting, Poison, Ground, Rock, Bug, Steel, Bird of Prey. Electric, Psychic, Dragon, Dark, Fairy. Ghost type are forbidden from spiritual eating as they are impure. Pokemon trainers are not kosher. Grass type are treated as Fruits and Vegetables, but nclude all Shmita laws. Preddator plants are forbidden A Pokemon that knows a Poison move is not Kosher, Tropius Bananas are Kosher all vear but is Kosher again as soon as the move is forgottern Ice type are forbidden, except for Delibird. Vanillite, Vanillish and Vanilluxe are Kosher to lick Fire tvpe are hosher as long as they have two types and the other type is Kosher as well basically only Fletchinder) Normal type are treated as Mammals, and are Kosher onlv if they have Cloven Hooves and Chew Their Cud Predators are forbidden Pokemon that can change tvpe to a non-Kosher tvpe with abilities are forbidden. Pokemon that change type to a non-Kosher type with evolution are kosher onlv six Flying type are treated as Birds, and all with a Crop, an levels below the evolution level. Trainers who eat Extra Finger and a Gizzard That Can Be Peeled are Pokemon that can evolve with a Stone should keep away hosher. Birds of Prev and Scavengers are forbidden from that specific Stone for six hours after the meal *0.2 ver. These laws have been taken from the Kosher Pokedex, and more can be found at: facebook.com/jewishfantasy. May we all sit in a Sukkah made of Wailord skin

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Sift Green

Sift Green

Jun 18, 2016 at 01:25PM EDT

(chuckles when I see they felt the need to clarify that Pokemon Trainers aren't food)
(stopped chuckling when I remembered Sunday School lessons where Moses had to clarify other things that should have been just as obvious)
(Begin laughing twice as hard)

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