Listen here, you lil human. I was born a slave. Fought a war. Saw countless of my friends die. Saw the love of my life get murdercocked to death. Struggled with self-hate and depression for years. Now that things are finally settling down, you can bet I earned the right to shipost as much as I want into your human websites!

Besides, those pleb need to be told about their shit tastes in waifus. And that sad frog is really funny.