"What the fu-- you're TOO British! Holy SHIT, dude! Tone it down! Speak English, motherfucker!"

- said the Queen of England.

Translation: When you go to get some alcoholic beverages for the boys and you quickly go to your local supermarket to get a packet of delicious chocolate-coated biscuits (the British kind, mind you.) to smuggle them in for a bit of a laugh but when you approach the entrance the man at the doorway refuses entry to you stating that you aren't allowed to enter while carrying the aforementioned confectionery foodstuff.