He is the fucking strong after all

Well this has some fair points but others just no
2nd one, that was only because he severed his hand as a distraction, if he was able to keep his distance that couldn't happen
5th, apparently not for him and his great on the spot math skills
6th, killer queen doesn't have that good physical ability, it just gets outsped by star plat and CD
8th, he doesn't need a stand to defend himself if nobody knows who he is, and if they find out through one of the few people who does (besides himself of course), they die.
10th, it was just lucky it was interpreted as that, if someone called me and didn't speak I'd think they called me by accident and hang up.