JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - I identify as a Joseph

I sexually identify as Polnareff. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of soaring over the Egyptian fields dropping hot, sticky stabs of precision on disgusting stand users. People said to me that being Polnareff is impossible, and I'm retarded, but I don't care; I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a thick new hairdo, bulging muscles, and dual wielding swords on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me Jean Pierre, and respect my rights to kill with my stand Silver Chariot, and kill accurately. If you can't accept me, you are a polnareffphobe, and you need to check your stand user privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.