As soon as I am done climbing your shoulder, I'm going to stab you in the neck, just fucking watch me.

Apologies, my dark side is poking through with that last comment, so it tries to correct your mistakes. If you're going to try and kill someone, at least bring the right tool for the job! Next time super size to a broadsword or something.

Or shotgun. I do love a good shotgun. Might be a bit too much kick for someone your size, though.