Qrow: “R-ruby, you gotta (belch) listen to me; the Schn (burp) ees are a buncha p-p-p-p-pricks and sticks in the (belch) mud and y’should (burp) stop hanging out with that Weiss girl…”

Ruby: “I-I-I don’t know Qrow. Weiss has been really helpful to me…”

(Did I emulate Rick’s speech patterns well enough?)

Someone mix him with Drinky Crow.