>She'd need a horse!
Tell that to THIS fucker:

MONSTER RESEARCHER JOHN MOTHERFUCKING SMITH!
"John is captured by a Centauride who had the intention of having sex with him due to no longer being able to stand her heat. Only used to mating with other centaurs, she is surprised by his consideration for her and is able to make her orgasm despite never being able to do so previously during mating. However, while she was praising him for this she accidentally calls him small and he falls into a depression."
I may or may not have withheld some information at the end, but no matter.