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Anonymous 11/26/14(Wed)17:41:15 No. 117496871 File: 1401164801 (27 KB, 500x500) >live-in maid The problem is, I can't see a live-in maid working out for me at all. A cute girl, living in my home? With me? It'd make me even more self-conscious than I already am. l'd be mortified for such a lovely creature to know how slovenly I am so I'd spend a lot of time picking up after myself, which completely defeats the purpose of a maid. I'd stay in my room even more than I do already, which is terribly unhealthy And then... then there are the questions. The inevitable goddamned questions she'd ask. "Anon, why is there a combat knife taped to the ceiling of the shower? Anon, why are there mesh bags full of brass casings in your dishwasher? Anon, why did I find handcuff keys in the dyer's lint trap?" I have a hard enough time talking to pretty girls "before" you factor in questions to which there are no good, sane-sounding answers So, no. I highly doubt there is a character in any anime ever made that'd make for a good, tolerant, medio that wouldn't pack up her s--- and leave me within a week Anonymous 11/26/14(Wed)17:44:10 No. 117496986 >11749 Honestly l'm gonna need answers to those questions please Anonymous 11/26/14(Wed)17:51:53 No. 117497290 File: 1389628645803 ipg (57 KB, 434x434) >11749 Do I have to? Oooooookaaaay ost handcuff keys are interchangeable unless they're high-security models. They're super cheap and easy t onceal in a little pocket sewin into vour clothing in the small of your back, where you can reach them while andcuffed... they're also easy to forget about umping your spent brass in mesh bags and running them through the dishwasher is perfect for cleaning it quick and cheap. It ontaminates your dishwasher with lead, but that's only a problem for people who eat off plates nife in the shower with a good kydex sheath it forms an airtight seal so it won't rust like a qun would; so you can leave it ther ndefinitely and reach it instantly That should answer everything, right?

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