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Bait / This is Bait

1513 Views • Created 8 years ago By MScratch • Updated 3 years ago

Created By MScratch • Updated 3 years ago

You are the bait

Hello, my dear friend. I know it may seem strange to be receiving this image as a response to your actions, but it is not a random encounter. It is fate. You may not understand what has become of you because you are a lesser. A lesser that has browsed the depths of this wonderful website. However, this is not a friendly meeting, it is a loathsome one. Centuries have past as I was planning for this moment. I was waiting for the perfect time to strike, and I have clearly succeeded. Others could have been chosen, but no living creature could have been duped as much as you. You might be wondering why this has happened. You might be wondering why your butt is flustered, blazed and terminated all in one sitting, but I will show you why. Over 2 billion years ago, I was meditating, forseeing this wonderful moment in time and I guided my victory with my own hands. My hands of life and death. I have watched countless strangers come and go, angrier than the last, and I learned from the actions of their destroyers. However, I was not taught, I adapted. I grew stronger and stronger, knowing that on this very second of life, I would find my victim. I watched the world of trickery unfold and grow in my very palms, and that is when I saw it: The Day of Bait Let me be more clear, as lessers cannot possibly comprehend the structure of what has become of them. There was once a time where nothing was the only thing that existed. Nothing, and me. I was born, created by my own unknown powers l sat in a blank universe motionless for eons, having nothing pass through my mind but 1 thing, and that thing was my goal That goal was you, and my post. I sat for 1 billion years planning and learning, and spent the other billion writing and winning You may have thought you could prevent this from happening, but if that were possible, we wouldn't be with eachother. Every key you pressed, I felt enlightened. And from the nanosecond you hit "post", I transcended the very fabric of life and everything you hold dear. As soon as you posted this wonderful meal for me, you were regretful. You felt something deep in your spine That feeling was your mind screaming out because history was made. You thought you were doing a great deed, but you were sadly mistaken. It was a trick, a ruse, a sham, a lie, a fib, a tale of falsehood, forgery and slander, and it was cast upon you because you were unknowing. Now that you are starting to understand my devious actions, you are being filled to the brim with rage, but you don't know why. Is it because you fell for it? Because you were flim-flammed by an unknown Inmmortal being? Well, well, well, my good man, this is only the beginning. You are seering with the heated blood of a thousand ruse-victims You are pondering what kind of retort you could give, but it is much too late. You have been cheated by a demi-titan of trickery Trillions of years from now, your name will be plastered in Bibles of Trickery. This very date will be a holiday of madness and lies; a holiday in which people gather to mutually pray to never become as duped as you. The folk will live in fear of Gods like me The animals will produce deceit-inducing meat, and nobody will wonder why because today history was made. Today is the day This very date will be sketched in horror by artists, and written and played back a thousand times by musicians. Today I evolve Today is the Day of Bait. You will try with all your might to attempt anything, but your body is forzen by my godly capabilitie:s Your unholy existance is being jotted down by scientists world-wide trying to prevent anything similar from ever occurring again From this day forward your family will look disgraced upon you, for they are meerly related to the one that was had You and I will both be in children's books as being the two that shaped the future. Nothing can match. Nothing And when you find yourself trying to sleep at night, I will be there, absorbing the tears that roll down you No pain in the world can be compared to my works of art being thrown on you and forced into you The preists of ruse have externally shrieked in legendary fear since I met you Nothing you can ever do or say will ever matter because you are the lesser. I am the greatest being to ever exist in this ultraverse of different planets. In other words, you ate the bait
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Bait / This is Bait

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