Leslie David Baker, better known as Stanley from the sitcom The Office just dropped his debut single. He wants your hands all over him when you meets him on the dance floor. Thanks, auto-tune, for turning even the most surprising actors into singers.

Stemming from a copypasta story that began circulating on Tumblr this March, 5ever is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek way to express just how much you care about someone.

In this highly upbeat remix of the Downfall bunker scene, the Fuhrer sings the song of his madness to the Dr. Mario theme song.

Never forget all the papers of your childhood handed in written in Comic Sans…

For more childhood embarrassment themed Rage Comics, check out the Oh God Why gallery!

Here's another reality check of our first world problems with the low-expectation tribal child dubbed the "Third World Success" Kid.