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orcboxer Oct 26 wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fabing mad.

orcboxer Oct 26 wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fabing mad.

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Venom?

jesterofthetraveler venom: *does that thing with his tongue* iwouldntshowmom Church is free. theargonist I can't afford it.

jesterofthetraveler venom: *does that thing with his tongue* iwouldntshowmom Church is free. theargonist I can't afford it.

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It kind of is

werewolf-boi i feel like starting s.... t werewolf-boi applesauce is a smoothie

werewolf-boi i feel like starting s.... t werewolf-boi applesauce is a smoothie

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Ba dum tss

thisaintfunnyanymorechief I want to see the next Greek Mythology series to have puns more often, some of the names and set ups are just good and not often used even when the gods are modernized. Example: "Why did the God Of Music receive a sacrifice of Chicken Nuggets?" "Because they sacrificed a pollo to Apollo." #greek mythology #apollo

thisaintfunnyanymorechief I want to see the next Greek Mythology series to have puns more often, some of the names and set ups are just good and not often used even when the gods are modernized. Example: "Why did the God Of Music receive a sacrifice of Chicken Nuggets?" "Because they sacrificed a pollo to Apollo." #greek mythology #apollo

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True

universitylibraries mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds evilscientist3 Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

universitylibraries mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds evilscientist3 Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

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It gets better

transfaguette Follow from one chronically anxious person to another: the world is not going to go up in flames. What happens will be more slow, more bureaucratic, more boring. There is no catastrophe to end all catastrophes, no rapture, no sudden end. You can't give into the call of the void, because there is no void. So you just have to do the work to make tomorrow a better place, anyway. Because that's how it gets better. #coyote.txt #politics #vote 50.1K notes on

transfaguette Follow from one chronically anxious person to another: the world is not going to go up in flames. What happens will be more slow, more bureaucratic, more boring. There is no catastrophe to end all catastrophes, no rapture, no sudden end. You can't give into the call of the void, because there is no void. So you just have to do the work to make tomorrow a better place, anyway. Because that's how it gets better. #coyote.txt #politics #vote 50.1K notes on

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Justice for Noo-Noo

thechristmaspatch: polycement: bandagedapollojustice: reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong i beg to differ PBS KIDS Naughty Noo-noo! May Me and THEY CALLED THEM NAUGHTY NOO-NOO BECAUSE THOSE TELEF ...... MAKE A MESS WITH THEIR TUBBYTOAST AND NOO-NOO CLEANS UP ALL OF IT AND THEY ARE LIKE: NaughTY NOO-NOO FOR "CLEANING UP" (eating/getting rid of) ALL THE TUBBYTOAST AND STUFF AND THEY END UP CHASING THEM AROUND AND THEN IT ENDS IN A BIG HUG SO GET YOUR LIES AND SLANDER OFF NOO-NOO things are heating up in the Teletubbies fandom

thechristmaspatch: polycement: bandagedapollojustice: reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong i beg to differ PBS KIDS Naughty Noo-noo! May Me and THEY CALLED THEM NAUGHTY NOO-NOO BECAUSE THOSE TELEF ...... MAKE A MESS WITH THEIR TUBBYTOAST AND NOO-NOO CLEANS UP ALL OF IT AND THEY ARE LIKE: NaughTY NOO-NOO FOR "CLEANING UP" (eating/getting rid of) ALL THE TUBBYTOAST AND STUFF AND THEY END UP CHASING THEM AROUND AND THEN IT ENDS IN A BIG HUG SO GET YOUR LIES AND SLANDER OFF NOO-NOO things are heating up in the Teletubbies fandom

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Imagine...

the-great-kraken Follow sometimes i wonder what the world would look like if 2012 fandom had latched onto other bbc shows instead of sherlock and doctor who. imagine tumblr losing it's mind over casualty. death in paradise fanfiction. eastenders ship wars. what could have been. 51 notes 13 ♡

the-great-kraken Follow sometimes i wonder what the world would look like if 2012 fandom had latched onto other bbc shows instead of sherlock and doctor who. imagine tumblr losing it's mind over casualty. death in paradise fanfiction. eastenders ship wars. what could have been. 51 notes 13 ♡

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Advanced recycling

sturmtruppen it's important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body sturmtruppen environmentally sustainable black magic iamtonysexual Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling damuron reduce -> reuse -> reanimate

sturmtruppen it's important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body sturmtruppen environmentally sustainable black magic iamtonysexual Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling damuron reduce -> reuse -> reanimate

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What could it be...

powerfulwizard Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30-09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like airyairyaucontraire Follow Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

powerfulwizard Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30-09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like airyairyaucontraire Follow Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

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So clever

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber the-average-gatsby ask them to pronounce "unionized" girilla-warfare Holy thats clever It took me 5 minutes to get this

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber the-average-gatsby ask them to pronounce "unionized" girilla-warfare Holy thats clever It took me 5 minutes to get this

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Society Is Held Back

fipindustries Follow Apr 3, 2022 Someday we will have a cartoon show where the cat is male and the dog is female but the world is not ready for that yet Blaze × Close notes D

fipindustries Follow Apr 3, 2022 Someday we will have a cartoon show where the cat is male and the dog is female but the world is not ready for that yet Blaze × Close notes D

Media Consumption

failchild do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption failchild grug spend too much time listening to story

failchild do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption failchild grug spend too much time listening to story

cavemen media consumption

Try Again

psychotic-gerard 1. For as long as I can remember, I've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. ALT True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer. ? psychotic-gerard this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

psychotic-gerard 1. For as long as I can remember, I've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. ALT True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer. ? psychotic-gerard this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

Why I Post

metamatar reblogged familyabolisher 57m ago woman-becomer Follow 2d ago eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it. platter-o-teeth Follow 2d ago (sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH) woman-becomer Yesterday this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post 16,553 notes on

metamatar reblogged familyabolisher 57m ago woman-becomer Follow 2d ago eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it. platter-o-teeth Follow 2d ago (sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH) woman-becomer Yesterday this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post 16,553 notes on

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Science and Ants

officialspec reblogged trainwreckgenerator 10m ago 7dmom Follow Feb 25 Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low. 27,826 notes D D

officialspec reblogged trainwreckgenerator 10m ago 7dmom Follow Feb 25 Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low. 27,826 notes D D

No More Loneliness

fluorescentbrains Yesterday Follow running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness 15 363 notes

fluorescentbrains Yesterday Follow running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness 15 363 notes

loneliness epidemic fujoshi

Coping Mechanism Police

sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something

sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something

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Shoutout This Guy

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

Came Back Wrong

somehowmags reblogged lettuce-gremlin charlottan Came Back Wrong from the gocey store emil Follow forgot something prohaloplayer Follow my oanges 98,241 notes B D

somehowmags reblogged lettuce-gremlin charlottan Came Back Wrong from the gocey store emil Follow forgot something prohaloplayer Follow my oanges 98,241 notes B D