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Virgin Indie Pixelshit vs THE CHADHEAD VIRTUOSO

The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews
The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews

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The Virgin Argumentation Vs. The Chad-Hominem

"The Virgin Argumentation" The Chad-Hominem Actually, the numbers say Another fallacy? Correlation is not causation! That's a false premise, as you can see... lol gay Nice non sequitur
"The Virgin Argumentation" The Chad-Hominem Actually, the numbers say Another fallacy? Correlation is not causation! That's a false premise, as you can see... lol gay Nice non sequitur

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The Chadcestor

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Canadian Cartoons

The Virgin Whip Fetishist The Chic Horrible spiky hair Simple shaved head Tries too hard to act El Strong unibrow game Says random things but he's a lovable dork I and rad but fails His show has only one sound effect and it's awful miserably Shows no respect to his parents and sisters and when he does it's only for his own purposes Shows so much respect for his parents and his sister to the point that he fears them His show has thousands of sound effects Generic and soulless artstyle original and distinctive artstyle His room is full of trash and doesn't care that his dad has to clean it all the time Wants to hook up with a blonde girl but gets rejected and humiliated everytime He cares about the trash in his room So handsome that he gets constantly sexually assaulted by a blonde girl Needs his sisters technology to gain superpowers His show started to suck after one season and continued keeping the same quality for 9 years Already has the powers of a god. Accidentally breaks time and space Managed to maintain a good quality for 10 years and end it all with a movie His show takes a dumb Has only friend and is a talking dog who's smarter than him Has two friends who are smarter than him but occasionally outsmart them concept and makes it good Dexter's Lab ripoff
The Virgin Whip Fetishist The Chic Horrible spiky hair Simple shaved head Tries too hard to act El Strong unibrow game Says random things but he's a lovable dork I and rad but fails His show has only one sound effect and it's awful miserably Shows no respect to his parents and sisters and when he does it's only for his own purposes Shows so much respect for his parents and his sister to the point that he fears them His show has thousands of sound effects Generic and soulless artstyle original and distinctive artstyle His room is full of trash and doesn't care that his dad has to clean it all the time Wants to hook up with a blonde girl but gets rejected and humiliated everytime He cares about the trash in his room So handsome that he gets constantly sexually assaulted by a blonde girl Needs his sisters technology to gain superpowers His show started to suck after one season and continued keeping the same quality for 9 years Already has the powers of a god. Accidentally breaks time and space Managed to maintain a good quality for 10 years and end it all with a movie His show takes a dumb Has only friend and is a talking dog who's smarter than him Has two friends who are smarter than him but occasionally outsmart them concept and makes it good Dexter's Lab ripoff

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Made in Abyss manga spoilers ahead

"The Virgin Bot" "The Chadrewd" Sleek, modem helmet that covers entire face Imposing figure SUBARASHIl Manlet Can fire multiple beams muliple times Wears an ancient pot on his head Body covered in FLOOF; adorable and sexy I-lrredee emable" useless cape Strange red markings Papa's Rod Spring loaded arms that fail to hit anything Can only fire cannon once before passing out for 2 hours Half FLOOF, haf technology frieza tail that allows for extremely agile movement; IMFASTASFUCKBOl Small, synthetic shota c--- Swanky, styish boots to go with sick threads S----- iron feet that clunk everywhere he goes: moves too slow MANDATORY SFX Rumble of scientific triumph

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Wait! You forgot your wallet!

Excuse me sir you dropped your wallet 463, ouctH Oh no he can't hear me because he's listening to his music
Excuse me sir you dropped your wallet 463, ouctH Oh no he can't hear me because he's listening to his music

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Virgin Decidueye vs. Chad Scizor

The Virgin Decidueye Main THE CHAD SCIZOR Doesn't wear clothes because he has a METAL EXOSKELETON Excellent synergy with practiced trainers who know how to punish spammers and fight back with safe on block moves Wears hood to hide his shame Racked by quilt of knowindq that people only ever win by mashing a button JACK-7 DEBUGGER Only ever uses Yveltal+Latias as supports just like everyone else online OU Only ever uses [a, a, a, a] in rank battles and gets jabbed out of command throw Setups into True Air-Juggle Combos that take practice and good execution to master Excellent svnergy with many support characters like Snivy, Cubone, Jirachi and Umbreon Uses a bow, which requires obnoxious amounts of skill and precision Throws HOMING SWORDS Can fly whenever he wants because of hella fast wings Actually has to walk where he goes Actually mained by competitive Pokken plavers due to being in the arcade versiorn Not even in arcade version Scrub Hwoarang Moves only good for spamming
The Virgin Decidueye Main THE CHAD SCIZOR Doesn't wear clothes because he has a METAL EXOSKELETON Excellent synergy with practiced trainers who know how to punish spammers and fight back with safe on block moves Wears hood to hide his shame Racked by quilt of knowindq that people only ever win by mashing a button JACK-7 DEBUGGER Only ever uses Yveltal+Latias as supports just like everyone else online OU Only ever uses [a, a, a, a] in rank battles and gets jabbed out of command throw Setups into True Air-Juggle Combos that take practice and good execution to master Excellent svnergy with many support characters like Snivy, Cubone, Jirachi and Umbreon Uses a bow, which requires obnoxious amounts of skill and precision Throws HOMING SWORDS Can fly whenever he wants because of hella fast wings Actually has to walk where he goes Actually mained by competitive Pokken plavers due to being in the arcade versiorn Not even in arcade version Scrub Hwoarang Moves only good for spamming

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Eva VS. Chad

The Virgindere Dev The Chadhead has never coded in his entire life can't make characters buys them off unity store instead incapable of controlling emotions tard rages after falling to chads masterpiece, cuphead programming skills haven't improved at all . specialises in art has to seek valdiation from forum posters shows true passion for his game, quit his job to continue working on it literally named chad incapable of making own art, resorts to stealing spends more time streaming than developing his game his game is challenging and appeals to a wide audience already knows he's perfect, doesn't need validation from the internet his audience consists of virgins and horny teenagers specialises in tricking his fans into thinking he's making in progress knew he couldn't make a game alone had a team work on the game
The Virgindere Dev The Chadhead has never coded in his entire life can't make characters buys them off unity store instead incapable of controlling emotions tard rages after falling to chads masterpiece, cuphead programming skills haven't improved at all . specialises in art has to seek valdiation from forum posters shows true passion for his game, quit his job to continue working on it literally named chad incapable of making own art, resorts to stealing spends more time streaming than developing his game his game is challenging and appeals to a wide audience already knows he's perfect, doesn't need validation from the internet his audience consists of virgins and horny teenagers specialises in tricking his fans into thinking he's making in progress knew he couldn't make a game alone had a team work on the game

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Alt-Virgin vs. 4chad

"Nazi haircut" that is meant to be reminiscent of his idols; now looks archaic, doesn't fit the shape of his head, is badly done because even his barber thinks he's a f-- Immense brain casually comes highly-influential memes; normalfags know his messages yet not his face WI Same glasses style he wore when he was 15 years old, long before going into his "nazi phase Understanding of sociology anthropology, theology and politics botlh domestic and national baffles and frightens Eyes tempered by late nights spent researching stuff he cares about Tries to look tough and determined; merely appears constipated and frustrated, unaware of the inherent insecurity across his features Ridiculous "uniform" of white polo and mucus-colored khakis; doesn't realize the strength of national socialism is relating to the common man Style is whatever he wants: has no interest in ng as a nazi Broad shoulders from carrying burden of knowledge; doesn't show off the Ironically, has terrible face genetics due to 98% German ancestry Posture is not confident, knees bent inward to support overweight frame, shoulders slouched, neck slumped Hands fit enough to strangle a buck from decades of Despite harping on about the strength of the white race he is pudgy and out-of-shape, not aesthetically pleasing at all Has inadvertently stolen the fate of the world from global elites by merit of simply being funnier than them Looks like he could be knocked out rd use by a n----- in one hit; his "friends" would not defend him Knowledge of soy, corn syrup and other byproducts allows him to steer clear of the food Jew; the result is a fit figure Soft hands from a life spent playing Tiny penis has been inadvertently self conditioned to only rise at the sight of Japanese p--- models; has not touched a white woman ever Gets along with minorities but will not hesitate to destroy one who tries to culturally enrich him video games and eating junk food Marches dutifully to the words of Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, Sargon of Akkad and other controlled opposition; understands none of it Pisses on the hollow message government agents trying to co-op his proclivities Enormous balls of steel allow him to discuss the dangers of the government and Jewish elite without fear s quiver at the sight of bikers and neo-nazis, but is too much of a p---- to tell them to Said piss is never made from tap water in order to avoid fluoride and estrogens Entirely unaware that he is this generation's Proiect Chan little more than useful idiots Has tread the thoughts of everyone, from Marcus Aurelius to Karl Marx, to come to his conclusions about the world today ave Women pursue him yet he is educated on the slyness of women and the scam of marriage efers the company of his own thoughts ill compromise or drop ideals the moment he thinks he can get Independent of trends or "leaders"; will continue to be true to himself regardless of what others do Wears dress shoes to an outdoor rally; style is archaic, does not go with his "uniform Prefers Asuka to Rei The Alt-Virgin
"Nazi haircut" that is meant to be reminiscent of his idols; now looks archaic, doesn't fit the shape of his head, is badly done because even his barber thinks he's a f-- Immense brain casually comes highly-influential memes; normalfags know his messages yet not his face WI Same glasses style he wore when he was 15 years old, long before going into his "nazi phase Understanding of sociology anthropology, theology and politics botlh domestic and national baffles and frightens Eyes tempered by late nights spent researching stuff he cares about Tries to look tough and determined; merely appears constipated and frustrated, unaware of the inherent insecurity across his features Ridiculous "uniform" of white polo and mucus-colored khakis; doesn't realize the strength of national socialism is relating to the common man Style is whatever he wants: has no interest in ng as a nazi Broad shoulders from carrying burden of knowledge; doesn't show off the Ironically, has terrible face genetics due to 98% German ancestry Posture is not confident, knees bent inward to support overweight frame, shoulders slouched, neck slumped Hands fit enough to strangle a buck from decades of Despite harping on about the strength of the white race he is pudgy and out-of-shape, not aesthetically pleasing at all Has inadvertently stolen the fate of the world from global elites by merit of simply being funnier than them Looks like he could be knocked out rd use by a n----- in one hit; his "friends" would not defend him Knowledge of soy, corn syrup and other byproducts allows him to steer clear of the food Jew; the result is a fit figure Soft hands from a life spent playing Tiny penis has been inadvertently self conditioned to only rise at the sight of Japanese p--- models; has not touched a white woman ever Gets along with minorities but will not hesitate to destroy one who tries to culturally enrich him video games and eating junk food Marches dutifully to the words of Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, Sargon of Akkad and other controlled opposition; understands none of it Pisses on the hollow message government agents trying to co-op his proclivities Enormous balls of steel allow him to discuss the dangers of the government and Jewish elite without fear s quiver at the sight of bikers and neo-nazis, but is too much of a p---- to tell them to Said piss is never made from tap water in order to avoid fluoride and estrogens Entirely unaware that he is this generation's Proiect Chan little more than useful idiots Has tread the thoughts of everyone, from Marcus Aurelius to Karl Marx, to come to his conclusions about the world today ave Women pursue him yet he is educated on the slyness of women and the scam of marriage efers the company of his own thoughts ill compromise or drop ideals the moment he thinks he can get Independent of trends or "leaders"; will continue to be true to himself regardless of what others do Wears dress shoes to an outdoor rally; style is archaic, does not go with his "uniform Prefers Asuka to Rei The Alt-Virgin

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Yooka-Laylee vs. A Hat in Time

Viirka-Laygiin A Chad in Time No customizable graphics settings Cute as a button Ugly as a sin characters The graphics can be lowered to play on potatoes Cheap Unity game Annoying "voice acting" (just people making noises on a microphone) Unreal Engine master race Crappy Banjoo-Kazooie ripoff Full voice acting Removed Jontron to please crybabies Presh and origina Unnecesary Shovel Knight cameo Has Jonl ron and doesn't care if people don't buy the game because of it Bland level design Solid level design Strong independent game that needs no cameos
Viirka-Laygiin A Chad in Time No customizable graphics settings Cute as a button Ugly as a sin characters The graphics can be lowered to play on potatoes Cheap Unity game Annoying "voice acting" (just people making noises on a microphone) Unreal Engine master race Crappy Banjoo-Kazooie ripoff Full voice acting Removed Jontron to please crybabies Presh and origina Unnecesary Shovel Knight cameo Has Jonl ron and doesn't care if people don't buy the game because of it Bland level design Solid level design Strong independent game that needs no cameos

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Remiu 'Virgin' Hakurei and Koichya 'Chad' Sanae

"The Virgin Shrine Maiden" THE CHAD MIKO Always stares youkai down as she kills them in cold blood Unclean hair, bow has been stuck in it for 3 months Occasionally spares non-dangerous youkai Jarring neon-green hair stuns all opponents Dirt poor, rarely gets donations Is a mecha anime primary Has never seen a good mecha, probably thinks Gurren Lagann is a 10/10 show Tons of friends and loyal worshipers Only has 3 friends Rich as f--- Doesn't know the name of her own shrine's god Literally a living god from a family of gods
"The Virgin Shrine Maiden" THE CHAD MIKO Always stares youkai down as she kills them in cold blood Unclean hair, bow has been stuck in it for 3 months Occasionally spares non-dangerous youkai Jarring neon-green hair stuns all opponents Dirt poor, rarely gets donations Is a mecha anime primary Has never seen a good mecha, probably thinks Gurren Lagann is a 10/10 show Tons of friends and loyal worshipers Only has 3 friends Rich as f--- Doesn't know the name of her own shrine's god Literally a living god from a family of gods

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The Virgin Anime of The Season

"The Virgin AOTS"
"The Virgin AOTS"

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Watchmen

The Virgin Vigilante" still wears fedoras in 1985 The Chad Mastermind dope headband literal manlet muh lynx Doesn't need a mask, blinds onlookers with beauty wears mask to hide shame of being ginger literally saves the world, doesn't care that he doesn't get the credit A---- facial structure talks weird smells bad, uses too much cologne trenchcoat conceals bad posture muh extended gutters muh works ye mighty greatest achievement is putting a m----- in ail overdeveloped wrist muscles from breaking fingers keeps a diary, like a girl owns his own cologne brand, always smells great self-made millionaire muh bean never changes outfit, even in the Antarctic juice sells toys of himself lives in Antarctica, just because he can afford it frightens old people lives in a s----- apartment, still can't make rent stays fit, despite watching TV all day hits on his landlady muh eugenics wiped out Jew York, doesn't give a f--- pimp cape platform shoes

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The Lads Amity

The Lads Amity unconditional relationship indifference to each other appearance constant support HAPPy go into every social interaction possible respect each other view have never seen sadness in their entire lives always share life experience with each other always overcome difficulties together
The Lads Amity unconditional relationship indifference to each other appearance constant support HAPPy go into every social interaction possible respect each other view have never seen sadness in their entire lives always share life experience with each other always overcome difficulties together

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The virgin indie pixelshit loser vs. The Chad Indie Auteur

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The Virgin Walk Meme In real Life

SPACE Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk"/ CE1D Head craned forward Looks below parallel Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptom:s Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately Back slouched if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as"looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic 1t But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides
SPACE Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk"/ CE1D Head craned forward Looks below parallel Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptom:s Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately Back slouched if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as"looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic 1t But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides

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virgin8 vs CHADMAN

virgin8 CHADMAN 10/10 Nazi aesthetics p--- is illegal in his country despite drawing p--- Has a f------ C------- MILF cosplayer with an amazing body who worships him Has started more widespread Porntrends than any other active p--- artist browses 7chan, infested with angry pedos has meltdowns often Always makes room for s------ bimbo Grunge ghetto s--- when a n---- feeling too horny like a real Bro admitted to wanting to f--- kids complains about no one liking him as a person Obvious Nintendrone Has also drawn his content because he thought it would please others deletes his online presense literally every day Has drawn porm of his mother Advanced coloring, master of chromatic aberration minimalistic, abysmal aesthetics -, 8 is supposed to be a d--- and balls, micropenis confirmed His username is literally his IRL name Corean, and not the Best kind (Northern) His hatred is merely a meme rose to fame for making obnoxiously animated p--- animations Draws p--- of underaged characters and doesn't afraid of anything Has his own discord channel Is actually attractive IRL and has shown his sleek body coloring is flatter than his feet
virgin8 CHADMAN 10/10 Nazi aesthetics p--- is illegal in his country despite drawing p--- Has a f------ C------- MILF cosplayer with an amazing body who worships him Has started more widespread Porntrends than any other active p--- artist browses 7chan, infested with angry pedos has meltdowns often Always makes room for s------ bimbo Grunge ghetto s--- when a n---- feeling too horny like a real Bro admitted to wanting to f--- kids complains about no one liking him as a person Obvious Nintendrone Has also drawn his content because he thought it would please others deletes his online presense literally every day Has drawn porm of his mother Advanced coloring, master of chromatic aberration minimalistic, abysmal aesthetics -, 8 is supposed to be a d--- and balls, micropenis confirmed His username is literally his IRL name Corean, and not the Best kind (Northern) His hatred is merely a meme rose to fame for making obnoxiously animated p--- animations Draws p--- of underaged characters and doesn't afraid of anything Has his own discord channel Is actually attractive IRL and has shown his sleek body coloring is flatter than his feet

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Custom HUD, menu, hit sounds Only plays "influential" classes, like Spy or Sniper Has mastered every class and can make them do whatever is needed Game files are corrupt so they all resemble the initial beta, doesn't need them fixed Expensive cosmetic items worn only to compensate for his insecurities Covered in cosmetics, all colored to matclh People mistake him for a F2P, underestimating him long enough for him to dominate his enemies No cosmetics, has nude mods installed Thinks of tactics long before acting, is frustrated when they fail Has likely been burned by the trade economy more than one time Does not engage in tactics, knows the will of the universe is for him to win Doesn't know there is a trading feature or in-game unlocks/items Does not speak on mic, too shy Even his in-game movement style is beta Constantly aiming up and down and moving in erratic patterns Has a copy of Lmaobox on back-up for when he gets too upset Toggles on mic to espouse the idle musings of his vast intellect Completely at the mercy of others, will conga or dance if others are to fit in Unbound the taunt key, kept pressing it while tabbing out to chat with his many girlfriends Will try to taunt after every kill; looks ridiculous when he only gets the assist Frequently faces hackers, doesn't realize they are hacking because he effortlessly defeats them 100000 hours yet does not take the game seriously, wins anyway Gets crit on constantly 8000 hours of nothing substantial Once got a crit, thought it was a visual error and hasn't had one since Will get angry and votekicked by other members of the server Valve is currently implementing a feature where players vote to invite him to the server, as it was requested by the community the Virgin Killstreak THE CHAD FRAG
Custom HUD, menu, hit sounds Only plays "influential" classes, like Spy or Sniper Has mastered every class and can make them do whatever is needed Game files are corrupt so they all resemble the initial beta, doesn't need them fixed Expensive cosmetic items worn only to compensate for his insecurities Covered in cosmetics, all colored to matclh People mistake him for a F2P, underestimating him long enough for him to dominate his enemies No cosmetics, has nude mods installed Thinks of tactics long before acting, is frustrated when they fail Has likely been burned by the trade economy more than one time Does not engage in tactics, knows the will of the universe is for him to win Doesn't know there is a trading feature or in-game unlocks/items Does not speak on mic, too shy Even his in-game movement style is beta Constantly aiming up and down and moving in erratic patterns Has a copy of Lmaobox on back-up for when he gets too upset Toggles on mic to espouse the idle musings of his vast intellect Completely at the mercy of others, will conga or dance if others are to fit in Unbound the taunt key, kept pressing it while tabbing out to chat with his many girlfriends Will try to taunt after every kill; looks ridiculous when he only gets the assist Frequently faces hackers, doesn't realize they are hacking because he effortlessly defeats them 100000 hours yet does not take the game seriously, wins anyway Gets crit on constantly 8000 hours of nothing substantial Once got a crit, thought it was a visual error and hasn't had one since Will get angry and votekicked by other members of the server Valve is currently implementing a feature where players vote to invite him to the server, as it was requested by the community the Virgin Killstreak THE CHAD FRAG

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The Virgin Millennial vs The Chad Boomer

"The Virgin Millennial" THE CHAD BOOMER UNDERSTANDS ISREAL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY has needlessly complicated opinions on everything supports palistine LITERALLY SEES THE WORLD IN BLACK AND WHITE DOESNT WASTE TIME WATCHING CARTOONS UNLESS ITS WITH THE GRANDBABIES 割) still watches cartoons despite being in 20s plays video games all day Tries to use proper grammer and online etiquette when possible HAS NEVER TOUCHED ONE OF THOSE NINTENDOOS TYpES IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW DOMINANCE still plays pokemorn always using their smartphone STILL USES A ROTARY PHONE HAS NEVER CAUGHT A POKEMON CREATURE watches dresses like a f----- anime DRESSES LIKE A MAN f------ HATES the j--- because of pearl harbour cucked by student debt paid for college with a job at fast food resturant
"The Virgin Millennial" THE CHAD BOOMER UNDERSTANDS ISREAL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY has needlessly complicated opinions on everything supports palistine LITERALLY SEES THE WORLD IN BLACK AND WHITE DOESNT WASTE TIME WATCHING CARTOONS UNLESS ITS WITH THE GRANDBABIES 割) still watches cartoons despite being in 20s plays video games all day Tries to use proper grammer and online etiquette when possible HAS NEVER TOUCHED ONE OF THOSE NINTENDOOS TYpES IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW DOMINANCE still plays pokemorn always using their smartphone STILL USES A ROTARY PHONE HAS NEVER CAUGHT A POKEMON CREATURE watches dresses like a f----- anime DRESSES LIKE A MAN f------ HATES the j--- because of pearl harbour cucked by student debt paid for college with a job at fast food resturant

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Virgin American

only two games in steam library: "The virgin bu | actually believes piracy lost sales The Chad pirate" and Dota spends actual money on flaming fedora in game eyes always on the torrent thinks its a "moral" thing to buy games lol hand ready to grab seeders by the nuts so he always gets a priority has childish brand loyalty treats video games as serious vehemently defends corporation even over his own Interests. Unironically gets worked up over game news pirates everything, Even free games as never in his life paid for anything other than alcohol too scared of his ISP to even consider downloading a torrent client infantile and dull. Video games are his only interest strikes fear into publishers, making them cut prices by 90% just to appease him (he still doesnt buy) doesnt even have a credit card supports cancer by buying DLC and season passes knows games are just minor entertainment
only two games in steam library: "The virgin bu | actually believes piracy lost sales The Chad pirate" and Dota spends actual money on flaming fedora in game eyes always on the torrent thinks its a "moral" thing to buy games lol hand ready to grab seeders by the nuts so he always gets a priority has childish brand loyalty treats video games as serious vehemently defends corporation even over his own Interests. Unironically gets worked up over game news pirates everything, Even free games as never in his life paid for anything other than alcohol too scared of his ISP to even consider downloading a torrent client infantile and dull. Video games are his only interest strikes fear into publishers, making them cut prices by 90% just to appease him (he still doesnt buy) doesnt even have a credit card supports cancer by buying DLC and season passes knows games are just minor entertainment

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