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The Virgin Transhuman vs The Chad Posthuman

THE CHAD POSTHUMAN covered in strong The virgin transhuman armor and useful has millions of tools bodies only allowed to think permitted thoughts does not have outdated human emotions, a pathetic shell of a human disgusting smell and sickly color covered in tubes only thinks about efficiency and paperclips wires and other striking disgusting stuff chrome consumes whatever it wants to metal google glass VR waifu is the only thing it's permitted to love digestive organs removed, feeds through a hole appearance has no need for VR, bends reality Zucktron will r--- and kill her if it steps out of line doesn't feel anything really the vestige of a prostate is electro stimulated for reward, its only form of physical pleasure itself to its whim kills people, not for feared by mercy, but for Zucktron and afficiency agony blockers switched off for punishment Elonbot it's a slave no longer metaphorical, is actually castrated people feel compelled to mercy kill it serial number seared into the end of out- the end of literally incapable does not need primitive flesh dated humanity, s----- appendages humanity of feeling pain biological reproduction a better sequel

THE CHAD POSTHUMAN covered in strong The virgin transhuman armor and useful has millions of tools bodies only allowed to think permitted thoughts does not have outdated human emotions, a pathetic shell of a human disgusting smell and sickly color covered in tubes only thinks about efficiency and paperclips wires and other striking disgusting stuff chrome consumes whatever it wants to metal google glass VR waifu is the only thing it's permitted to love digestive organs removed, feeds through a hole appearance has no need for VR, bends reality Zucktron will r--- and kill her if it steps out of line doesn't feel anything really the vestige of a prostate is electro stimulated for reward, its only form of physical pleasure itself to its whim kills people, not for feared by mercy, but for Zucktron and afficiency agony blockers switched off for punishment Elonbot it's a slave no longer metaphorical, is actually castrated people feel compelled to mercy kill it serial number seared into the end of out- the end of literally incapable does not need primitive flesh dated humanity, s----- appendages humanity of feeling pain biological reproduction a better sequel

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The Virgin decoration vs the CHAD TREE REFINEMENT

The Virgin decoration THE CHAD TREE REFINEMENT Probably an atheist or some kind of agnostic His tree gives seizures to all the children on the block Continually blasts "Jingle BeÍ Rock" nonstop until his tree is completed Bought his tree For sale at Walmart All his ornaments are generic cheap plastic orbs with no artistic statement Chopped his tree down, still has an own nest in it Sits at home and Feels sorry for himself under his "tree" on the 24th Considers tree decoration a chore, waits until after Thanksgiving to do it Tree orn aments go fifty generations bạck, adds some of his own each year to increase the collection Наrdeore Catholic, celebrates Christ's birth with fifty crosses on his tree HO HO vo! Only puts on one string of lights. Avoids rainbow colored as he wants bis anTs to look "neat" Tree is three ornaments away from forming a singulařity

The Virgin decoration THE CHAD TREE REFINEMENT Probably an atheist or some kind of agnostic His tree gives seizures to all the children on the block Continually blasts "Jingle BeÍ Rock" nonstop until his tree is completed Bought his tree For sale at Walmart All his ornaments are generic cheap plastic orbs with no artistic statement Chopped his tree down, still has an own nest in it Sits at home and Feels sorry for himself under his "tree" on the 24th Considers tree decoration a chore, waits until after Thanksgiving to do it Tree orn aments go fifty generations bạck, adds some of his own each year to increase the collection Наrdeore Catholic, celebrates Christ's birth with fifty crosses on his tree HO HO vo! Only puts on one string of lights. Avoids rainbow colored as he wants bis anTs to look "neat" Tree is three ornaments away from forming a singulařity

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You're A Mean One, Mr. Chad

Virgin '66 Grinch vs Chad 2000 Grinch "True Meaning of Lesson for "true Christmas" lesson Stole Christmas Stole Christmas is emphasized throughout film. meaning of because he hated due to traumatic Christmas" comes the f--- out of loud noises childhood nowhere experience Treats his Actually cares dog like complete s---. somewhat for Only called a classic by 30+ year olds Max. Even calls him by name. Loved by almost everybody who Several who watches it No interactions interactions leading to with Whos, leading true development Needs heart to to no real character grow to lift Jokes are frequent and constantly development Lifted heavy s--- before quoted Hardly any jokes, and even then they are lame as hell heart growth Whos cower at his Whos don't even name showing the acknowledge him true dominance he holds

Virgin '66 Grinch vs Chad 2000 Grinch "True Meaning of Lesson for "true Christmas" lesson Stole Christmas Stole Christmas is emphasized throughout film. meaning of because he hated due to traumatic Christmas" comes the f--- out of loud noises childhood nowhere experience Treats his Actually cares dog like complete s---. somewhat for Only called a classic by 30+ year olds Max. Even calls him by name. Loved by almost everybody who Several who watches it No interactions interactions leading to with Whos, leading true development Needs heart to to no real character grow to lift Jokes are frequent and constantly development Lifted heavy s--- before quoted Hardly any jokes, and even then they are lame as hell heart growth Whos cower at his Whos don't even name showing the acknowledge him true dominance he holds

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Virgin Hitman vs Chad Golgo 13

The 47 Virgin(s) The Chad Duke Togo Has to use a wire to ??? Doesn't seem to age at all Incapacitate Doesn't lay pipe everywhere Litterally the 47th agent because all that came before still sucked ass Constantly Stopping assassination attempts on himself during his free time relies on nuns Has multiple biological for help children all over the Uses stealth too much like world the nerd he is At one point had an entire world super cloned sister has Constantly F---- power out to kill him, brushes them off cool powers while he doesn't terrorists Lets people stand behind him to keep a disguise (figuratively & Litterally) Don't stand behind him if you value They might as well be hiring agents to assasinate him, they keep failing keeps losing hi your life silver ballers on occasion

The 47 Virgin(s) The Chad Duke Togo Has to use a wire to ??? Doesn't seem to age at all Incapacitate Doesn't lay pipe everywhere Litterally the 47th agent because all that came before still sucked ass Constantly Stopping assassination attempts on himself during his free time relies on nuns Has multiple biological for help children all over the Uses stealth too much like world the nerd he is At one point had an entire world super cloned sister has Constantly F---- power out to kill him, brushes them off cool powers while he doesn't terrorists Lets people stand behind him to keep a disguise (figuratively & Litterally) Don't stand behind him if you value They might as well be hiring agents to assasinate him, they keep failing keeps losing hi your life silver ballers on occasion

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Virgin UnAnything vs Chad Uncyclopedia

The Virgin UnAnything The Chad Uncylcopedia U & Funny pages are everywhere, Funny pages are rare, everything else is unfunny (probably because of some guy (not SO45) contributors are godly Hilarious place made i 2005, by a cha called Chronario UnFunny mess made in 2010 by a drunk guy called "Yoshikoopa" 4,352 pages 36,626 articles imgflip.com

The Virgin UnAnything The Chad Uncylcopedia U & Funny pages are everywhere, Funny pages are rare, everything else is unfunny (probably because of some guy (not SO45) contributors are godly Hilarious place made i 2005, by a cha called Chronario UnFunny mess made in 2010 by a drunk guy called "Yoshikoopa" 4,352 pages 36,626 articles imgflip.com

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Cyber Whistle Gang

Trung Phan : @TrungTPhan ... Virgin Apple Cloth vs. Chad Tesla Cyberwhistle Virgin Apple Cloth Chad Cyber Whistle $19 is $50 away from $69 $50 is only $19 away from $69 Can cut Scissor w/ scissors proof Can only Made of cloth use in office Made of medical grade stainless steel yseful for sporting OUCH! events @TrungTPhan Is literally a f**king cloth Completely silent Is a whistle, so already clean and doesn't need Makes noise to be polished

Trung Phan : @TrungTPhan ... Virgin Apple Cloth vs. Chad Tesla Cyberwhistle Virgin Apple Cloth Chad Cyber Whistle $19 is $50 away from $69 $50 is only $19 away from $69 Can cut Scissor w/ scissors proof Can only Made of cloth use in office Made of medical grade stainless steel yseful for sporting OUCH! events @TrungTPhan Is literally a f**king cloth Completely silent Is a whistle, so already clean and doesn't need Makes noise to be polished

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Virgin Penis vs. Chad Penis

The penis of a virgin The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual Penis is still large and healthy. It hasn't been crushed inside partners dozens of vaginas and will one day make the right woman a very happy wife Penis has shriveled down to less than 1/3 of its original size due to vaginal pressure and will no longer be able to pleasure any woman

The penis of a virgin The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual Penis is still large and healthy. It hasn't been crushed inside partners dozens of vaginas and will one day make the right woman a very happy wife Penis has shriveled down to less than 1/3 of its original size due to vaginal pressure and will no longer be able to pleasure any woman

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The Subversive, Dark or Surreptitious Holiday Film vs. The Christmas Movie

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Playing the song of his people

The virgin any other instrument THE CHAD RECORDER Takes years to perfect, only PHWEEEEEE to be lost in an orchestra ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Expensive to buy, maintain, and learn EEEEEEEEEE Completely outdated and replaced by computers ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Children can't usually master them EEEEEEEEEE ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Oh s---, my reed/string broke. Now completely useless

The virgin any other instrument THE CHAD RECORDER Takes years to perfect, only PHWEEEEEE to be lost in an orchestra ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Expensive to buy, maintain, and learn EEEEEEEEEE Completely outdated and replaced by computers ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Children can't usually master them EEEEEEEEEE ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Oh s---, my reed/string broke. Now completely useless

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Virgin Super vs Chad Brooklyn

THE VIRGIN SUPER MARIO VS THE CHAD BROOKLYN MARIO Plumber full time, uses Formerly a plumber, now between jobs plumbing equipment to counter King Koopa Two different Hair and moustache hair colors are beautiful, Italian black Comes from Comes from Brooklyn, nowhere personality shaped blue shirt around it + red overalls = specifically Primarily silent protagonist Red shirt unique + blue overalls Talks a lot = generic and make jokes likes all likes cake kinds of Italian foods Only wants Wants to go home but helps people along the way to save the princess constantly forgets his brother Loves his brother to the point that mind control can't stop him from loving Luigi

THE VIRGIN SUPER MARIO VS THE CHAD BROOKLYN MARIO Plumber full time, uses Formerly a plumber, now between jobs plumbing equipment to counter King Koopa Two different Hair and moustache hair colors are beautiful, Italian black Comes from Comes from Brooklyn, nowhere personality shaped blue shirt around it + red overalls = specifically Primarily silent protagonist Red shirt unique + blue overalls Talks a lot = generic and make jokes likes all likes cake kinds of Italian foods Only wants Wants to go home but helps people along the way to save the princess constantly forgets his brother Loves his brother to the point that mind control can't stop him from loving Luigi

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Virgin Far Cry 6 vs. Chad The Stanley Parable

far cry 6 The Stanley Parable Far Cry 6 Tells You Off If You Don't Play It Enough Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Ubisoft is automatically emailing players who don't put many hours into Far Cry 6. "Hola, Rojas. I wanted to thank you for giving me Choice. You disappoint me, free rein in Yara. Take it Inbox easy, and know that Yara is Choice. Far Cry 6 Yesterday in capable hands." - EL Presidente It was nusing watching you fail | View in browser SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS OUBISOFT FARCRY6 Зн TIME PLAYED Spam (37 Spam (37

far cry 6 The Stanley Parable Far Cry 6 Tells You Off If You Don't Play It Enough Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Ubisoft is automatically emailing players who don't put many hours into Far Cry 6. "Hola, Rojas. I wanted to thank you for giving me Choice. You disappoint me, free rein in Yara. Take it Inbox easy, and know that Yara is Choice. Far Cry 6 Yesterday in capable hands." - EL Presidente It was nusing watching you fail | View in browser SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS OUBISOFT FARCRY6 Зн TIME PLAYED Spam (37 Spam (37

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The Virgin Starter Cav vs The Chad Biraku

Virgin starter cav Chad Biraku Biraku.chads made their own version of fe3 to celebrate his glory There is no Abel There is only one Vyland Easily replaceable, has like 20 different versions fangame throught out the series Wolf guard is a unique and badass concept in fe. OUC 2 christmas cavs again? Ugh Good bases, and growths, coasts through life S--- bases and s--- growths. Vyland user needs sigma grind set to make him good. Looks like Matthis, the strongest unit in FE F---- lord Hardin daily Marries a growth unit Does not look like Matthis Betrays his country at the first chance he gets. Loyal to Hardin until the very end (in fe3).

Virgin starter cav Chad Biraku Biraku.chads made their own version of fe3 to celebrate his glory There is no Abel There is only one Vyland Easily replaceable, has like 20 different versions fangame throught out the series Wolf guard is a unique and badass concept in fe. OUC 2 christmas cavs again? Ugh Good bases, and growths, coasts through life S--- bases and s--- growths. Vyland user needs sigma grind set to make him good. Looks like Matthis, the strongest unit in FE F---- lord Hardin daily Marries a growth unit Does not look like Matthis Betrays his country at the first chance he gets. Loyal to Hardin until the very end (in fe3).

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The Virgin Modernism vs the Chad Classicism

The Virgin The Chad Modernism Classicism Designed by great architects who were scientists and built for the people Designed by a bunch of architects circle Strong and powerful through form and design jerking over Corbusier Glass, steel, and concrete only Completely natural materials like stone and brick Makes the skyline infinitely uglier No proportions, only polygons Raises property values Completely based on maths with proportions and ratios Looks „futuristic“ when built, but is outdated within 30 years Costs a billion Highlight of every city dollars to build Far cheaper to build and lasts for ever OVCH Never goes out of style Bent and weak shape

The Virgin The Chad Modernism Classicism Designed by great architects who were scientists and built for the people Designed by a bunch of architects circle Strong and powerful through form and design jerking over Corbusier Glass, steel, and concrete only Completely natural materials like stone and brick Makes the skyline infinitely uglier No proportions, only polygons Raises property values Completely based on maths with proportions and ratios Looks „futuristic“ when built, but is outdated within 30 years Costs a billion Highlight of every city dollars to build Far cheaper to build and lasts for ever OVCH Never goes out of style Bent and weak shape

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Mongol chad: mongol milk and meat and yogurt vs european gruel and grains diet

MongolChad.jpg 10 KB JPG >The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease.

MongolChad.jpg 10 KB JPG >The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease.

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the virgin anarchist vs the chad leftcom, anarchism, leftcommunism

The Virgin Anarchist THE CHAD LEFTCOM Gets more ass than a toilet seat Dresses in al| black Always calm and rational because he's afraid of Unironically believes in democracy cops Calls out opportunism whereever he sees it Knows that voting is pointless but still does it anyway Tells people to "read the bread book" but hasn't actually Despite never using them, arms and legs are still strong done it himself Thinks knocking over trashcans and breaking windows is "good praxis" Hasn't read marx. Can recite the works of Karl Marx in his sleep, but chooses not to do so, since that's Was born in this armchair, has never left it, doesn't activism need to Worships Abdullah Öcalan Weak arms and legs Participates in activism Calls everyone he disagrees with a lifestylist Thịnks it's not a government Avoids the trap of idealism if you don't call it one

The Virgin Anarchist THE CHAD LEFTCOM Gets more ass than a toilet seat Dresses in al| black Always calm and rational because he's afraid of Unironically believes in democracy cops Calls out opportunism whereever he sees it Knows that voting is pointless but still does it anyway Tells people to "read the bread book" but hasn't actually Despite never using them, arms and legs are still strong done it himself Thinks knocking over trashcans and breaking windows is "good praxis" Hasn't read marx. Can recite the works of Karl Marx in his sleep, but chooses not to do so, since that's Was born in this armchair, has never left it, doesn't activism need to Worships Abdullah Öcalan Weak arms and legs Participates in activism Calls everyone he disagrees with a lifestylist Thịnks it's not a government Avoids the trap of idealism if you don't call it one

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the virgin Subcomandante Marcos vs the chad posadist comrade high commander (posadism)

The Virgin Subcommandante Marcos Uses psychokinetic powers instead of weapons which The Chad Comrade High are produced as commodities. Commander Wears a balaclava, a hat, and a neckerchef. Can't pick one Large eyes to read the works of Karl Marx, big brain to piece of headwear. understand them. Smokes because he thinks it's cool to be an addict. Mind controls former US Senator Harry Reid. Thinks that his national Carries ammunition liberation movement is for terrestrial guns. somehow revolutionary. Actually understands that the productive forces of a society are the basis of any truly revolutionary organization. Understands that clothes Literally just a media personality for a political group. Tried to change his name are bourgeois decadence. Perfectly comfortable in its nude body. to "Subcommandante Galeano", but no one cared. Understands that opposition to imperialism must transcend opposition to any one nation No need for a name, everyone knows what it is. state. Transcends human Trolls the USAF anyway. notions of gender and sex.

The Virgin Subcommandante Marcos Uses psychokinetic powers instead of weapons which The Chad Comrade High are produced as commodities. Commander Wears a balaclava, a hat, and a neckerchef. Can't pick one Large eyes to read the works of Karl Marx, big brain to piece of headwear. understand them. Smokes because he thinks it's cool to be an addict. Mind controls former US Senator Harry Reid. Thinks that his national Carries ammunition liberation movement is for terrestrial guns. somehow revolutionary. Actually understands that the productive forces of a society are the basis of any truly revolutionary organization. Understands that clothes Literally just a media personality for a political group. Tried to change his name are bourgeois decadence. Perfectly comfortable in its nude body. to "Subcommandante Galeano", but no one cared. Understands that opposition to imperialism must transcend opposition to any one nation No need for a name, everyone knows what it is. state. Transcends human Trolls the USAF anyway. notions of gender and sex.

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the virgin activist vs the chad armchair, leftcoms vs activists

“The Virgin Activist"| Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements. Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR they were ever Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance Fantasizes about taking part in historical battles alongside his idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested, Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the emotions or feelings Extremely emotionally invested in his views, becomes upset and angry when any of his positions are challenged. of others at all Identifies overly strongly with historical figures, Isn't even exactly believes he shares in their sure what history is. Always forms his own accomplishments because of his ideology. Doesn't really understand theory but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique. Understands that ideology is a trap. Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless. Bonus: Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY: Has never once in his life Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire. Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive. Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. left the comfort of his armchair. Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he's Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance. Hopes it will even get him laid. making a real difference.

“The Virgin Activist"| Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements. Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR they were ever Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance Fantasizes about taking part in historical battles alongside his idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested, Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the emotions or feelings Extremely emotionally invested in his views, becomes upset and angry when any of his positions are challenged. of others at all Identifies overly strongly with historical figures, Isn't even exactly believes he shares in their sure what history is. Always forms his own accomplishments because of his ideology. Doesn't really understand theory but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique. Understands that ideology is a trap. Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless. Bonus: Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY: Has never once in his life Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire. Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive. Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. left the comfort of his armchair. Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he's Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance. Hopes it will even get him laid. making a real difference.

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