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THE VIRGIN BOUNTY HUNTER THE CHAD ZEALOT Bare dome a shining beacon in the darkness Wears a mask to hide shameful face Proudly proclaim allegience to Sigmar on his face Charge into glorious melee combat Broke, always chasing money Too scared to engage in melee combat Don armor to protect weak flesh Sun out Guns out Fist fight ogre 1 on 1 Only armor he needs is faith One shot boss from range takes fun away from other players An intellectual, always carries a book with him Hide behind other players Literally too faithful to die
THE VIRGIN BOUNTY HUNTER THE CHAD ZEALOT Bare dome a shining beacon in the darkness Wears a mask to hide shameful face Proudly proclaim allegience to Sigmar on his face Charge into glorious melee combat Broke, always chasing money Too scared to engage in melee combat Don armor to protect weak flesh Sun out Guns out Fist fight ogre 1 on 1 Only armor he needs is faith One shot boss from range takes fun away from other players An intellectual, always carries a book with him Hide behind other players Literally too faithful to die

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THE VIRGIN POCKET MONSTER THE CHAD DIGITAL MENACE M------------ A+ HAS NO OWNERS ONLY BROS HAS ENOUGH GUNS TO START uNORIGINAL DESIGN FOLLOW ORDERS FROM A 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S IT DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO SAVING THE WORLD BY FIGHTING MORE POWERFUL VERSIONS OF HIMSELF AND YET STILL KICKS THETR ASSES) DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO CAGEFIGHTS SO HIS 10 YEARS OLD SPEAKS FLUENTLY. LUDICROUS IG. RETARDED, CAN ONLY SAY ITS OWN PLASTIC BADGE OF EVOLUTIONS HE CAN SWITCH AT WILL DARWIN IS HIS BITCH JUMPS IN AND IN A BALL NEVER LEAVES UNLESS HIS EVOLVES TO A STICKS TO IT WHENEVER HE OWNER SAYS S0 LARGE PANTS TO CONTAIN HIS MASSIVE D--- AND DOESN'T CARE FIGHTS IN ARENAS OR IN THE WOODS TO AVOID ANNOYING VENTS OUT HIS FRUSTRATION BY A RIPOFF. KNOWS IT DUO WHO KEEP BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE SKY COULD TAKE OUT GOD IF HE A RTPOFF OF HIM FIGHTS IN THE CITY. DESTROYS A WHOLE BLOCK AND KILLS HUNDREDS EACH STEP
THE VIRGIN POCKET MONSTER THE CHAD DIGITAL MENACE M------------ A+ HAS NO OWNERS ONLY BROS HAS ENOUGH GUNS TO START uNORIGINAL DESIGN FOLLOW ORDERS FROM A 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S IT DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO SAVING THE WORLD BY FIGHTING MORE POWERFUL VERSIONS OF HIMSELF AND YET STILL KICKS THETR ASSES) DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO CAGEFIGHTS SO HIS 10 YEARS OLD SPEAKS FLUENTLY. LUDICROUS IG. RETARDED, CAN ONLY SAY ITS OWN PLASTIC BADGE OF EVOLUTIONS HE CAN SWITCH AT WILL DARWIN IS HIS BITCH JUMPS IN AND IN A BALL NEVER LEAVES UNLESS HIS EVOLVES TO A STICKS TO IT WHENEVER HE OWNER SAYS S0 LARGE PANTS TO CONTAIN HIS MASSIVE D--- AND DOESN'T CARE FIGHTS IN ARENAS OR IN THE WOODS TO AVOID ANNOYING VENTS OUT HIS FRUSTRATION BY A RIPOFF. KNOWS IT DUO WHO KEEP BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE SKY COULD TAKE OUT GOD IF HE A RTPOFF OF HIM FIGHTS IN THE CITY. DESTROYS A WHOLE BLOCK AND KILLS HUNDREDS EACH STEP

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The Virgen Rider THE ULTRACHAD Wears a gopnik's tracksuit Thinks he's cool for ridin a bike CAN TELEPORT, PREFERS NOT TO COULD END FIGHT IN SECONDS, PREFERS TO SHOW BOAT Finisher has a long startup and leaves him wide open CAN FLY Nonmatching greens in color scheme Gay-ass bandanna DIDN'T START BECOMING A MERCH SELLOUT 'TIL 2012 Color schemes become a Show got censored for Klansmen depiction clusterfuck as Riders go on How does he know when to retreat? COLOR SCHEME STAYS SIMPLE FOR ALL ULTRAMEN, ONLY TOOK RISKS ON ADDING BLUE AND PURPLE Has to drive his way to everywhere SLICK, SIMPLE DESIGN Belt obviously designed to sell merch THE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF LIVE ACTION Transformation tries to be flashy, ends up giving seizures left and right TIMER ALLOWS HIM TO STAY ALIVE WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS PUMMELED SHOW'S BRUTALITY WENT UNDER THE RADAR LOVES HIS BROTHERS DIDN'T DIE 'TIL A WORTHY ADVERSARY CAME HIS WAY
The Virgen Rider THE ULTRACHAD Wears a gopnik's tracksuit Thinks he's cool for ridin a bike CAN TELEPORT, PREFERS NOT TO COULD END FIGHT IN SECONDS, PREFERS TO SHOW BOAT Finisher has a long startup and leaves him wide open CAN FLY Nonmatching greens in color scheme Gay-ass bandanna DIDN'T START BECOMING A MERCH SELLOUT 'TIL 2012 Color schemes become a Show got censored for Klansmen depiction clusterfuck as Riders go on How does he know when to retreat? COLOR SCHEME STAYS SIMPLE FOR ALL ULTRAMEN, ONLY TOOK RISKS ON ADDING BLUE AND PURPLE Has to drive his way to everywhere SLICK, SIMPLE DESIGN Belt obviously designed to sell merch THE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF LIVE ACTION Transformation tries to be flashy, ends up giving seizures left and right TIMER ALLOWS HIM TO STAY ALIVE WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS PUMMELED SHOW'S BRUTALITY WENT UNDER THE RADAR LOVES HIS BROTHERS DIDN'T DIE 'TIL A WORTHY ADVERSARY CAME HIS WAY

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The Virgin vs The Chad

The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with anyone his name is Chad
The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with anyone his name is Chad

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Soyboy Casey James Lawhorn looks like Virgin, actually has a brother named Chad

Social Justice Warriors 30 shots o' rum ago >Shoot your friend >Shoot your mom >Tip fedora on facebook Soy kills...(tharr be more) Peer into the depths Casey James Lauho Ive wated for 18 epsodes and over 3 years for Rick&Moity to bring back an psode of season 3 0 ta Dont give me or my family your thoughts and prayers No one will be hurt by this more than my brother (Chad Lawhorm). He will probably need a lot of help geting through this, and if you think you are helping him just by taking to the sky, you're f------ wrong If you want WHEN YOUVE DEFEATED THE FINAL AID BOSS AFTER HOURS OF TRYING you are helping him rDArrr! כ Scrawl yer thoughts Split the booty Most blaggerin' scrawlers Social Justice Warriors He's literally the virgin in the virgin v chad meme. and his brother was named chad. we're living in a meme timeline cwb 18 Arrr! Reply-30m Social Justice Warriors Story https://www.usatoday.com/.../man-posts...1498191002 Man posts Facebook confession hours after mom, friend are found dead USATODAY.COM Arrr! Reply 29m
Social Justice Warriors 30 shots o' rum ago >Shoot your friend >Shoot your mom >Tip fedora on facebook Soy kills...(tharr be more) Peer into the depths Casey James Lauho Ive wated for 18 epsodes and over 3 years for Rick&Moity to bring back an psode of season 3 0 ta Dont give me or my family your thoughts and prayers No one will be hurt by this more than my brother (Chad Lawhorm). He will probably need a lot of help geting through this, and if you think you are helping him just by taking to the sky, you're f------ wrong If you want WHEN YOUVE DEFEATED THE FINAL AID BOSS AFTER HOURS OF TRYING you are helping him rDArrr! כ Scrawl yer thoughts Split the booty Most blaggerin' scrawlers Social Justice Warriors He's literally the virgin in the virgin v chad meme. and his brother was named chad. we're living in a meme timeline cwb 18 Arrr! Reply-30m Social Justice Warriors Story https://www.usatoday.com/.../man-posts...1498191002 Man posts Facebook confession hours after mom, friend are found dead USATODAY.COM Arrr! Reply 29m

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The virgin OK KO vs the chad Ballmasterz 9000

The Virgin Okay... KO The Chad BallMastr Ace art style is consistently inconsistent due to lazines:s show that knows its premise has Gold Dust uneven show that first presented itself as a love letter to anime, but cares more about having plots being after school specials coddled offspring of single mom living in a trailer park hardem orphan from the s-------- part of the galaxy KO's idol is a beta male 40 year old virgin art style shifts to elevate executions and properly reference its inspiration material Actually has fingers Has some obnoxius girl that looks like a boy stalk him furry apologist writers Willing to stand up to his own teammates when they are acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Ace's idol is a rising star who threww everything away because she was bored, still the best plaver out there works in a m------------ strip mall Circles for hands Hot werewol bara D works in the biq leagues, baby Stupid looking jacket made me screw up the arm
The Virgin Okay... KO The Chad BallMastr Ace art style is consistently inconsistent due to lazines:s show that knows its premise has Gold Dust uneven show that first presented itself as a love letter to anime, but cares more about having plots being after school specials coddled offspring of single mom living in a trailer park hardem orphan from the s-------- part of the galaxy KO's idol is a beta male 40 year old virgin art style shifts to elevate executions and properly reference its inspiration material Actually has fingers Has some obnoxius girl that looks like a boy stalk him furry apologist writers Willing to stand up to his own teammates when they are acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Ace's idol is a rising star who threww everything away because she was bored, still the best plaver out there works in a m------------ strip mall Circles for hands Hot werewol bara D works in the biq leagues, baby Stupid looking jacket made me screw up the arm

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Virgin Football vs. Chad Baseball

Tight form-fitting cap All players are forgettable The Virgin Sport" The Chad Passtime Some of the most iconic people played baseball Impractical helmet Completely original, cricket copied it Points make sense Players constantly get concussions Thinks a uniform with no sleeves shows off muscles better, doesn't Bat Ripoff of Rugby Ball is an actual ball Mario game made after it Lame uniform colors Ball isn't actually a ball Uniform has sleeves, still can see their muscles Uniforms are very colorful Tight shorts Only two pinstripes Umpires enforce the rules so nobody cheats Uniform is filled with pinstripes Fan s get in fights for no reason Need cups to make their penis look bigger Way less violent than Rugby Cooler acronym players still get injured al the time Running, throwing, AND hitting Long pants Cleats don't support well Only running and throwing Cleats support the players
Tight form-fitting cap All players are forgettable The Virgin Sport" The Chad Passtime Some of the most iconic people played baseball Impractical helmet Completely original, cricket copied it Points make sense Players constantly get concussions Thinks a uniform with no sleeves shows off muscles better, doesn't Bat Ripoff of Rugby Ball is an actual ball Mario game made after it Lame uniform colors Ball isn't actually a ball Uniform has sleeves, still can see their muscles Uniforms are very colorful Tight shorts Only two pinstripes Umpires enforce the rules so nobody cheats Uniform is filled with pinstripes Fan s get in fights for no reason Need cups to make their penis look bigger Way less violent than Rugby Cooler acronym players still get injured al the time Running, throwing, AND hitting Long pants Cleats don't support well Only running and throwing Cleats support the players

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Chad Nazbol

Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG
Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG

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Virgin Mandela vs. Mugabe Chad

The virgin Mandela vs. The Chad Mugabe Literal Hitler mustache in 2018 Blood transfusions to stay alive Light skin with weird spots Rules country for over 30 years Isn't even alive Will probably live foreve Wants reconciliation between the races Gets overthrown but still lives life of luxury Doesn't even attempt to stage coup to reman in power after legal term ends Takes white farmers lan<d like an alpha Rejects decadent West "We are not gays" Years in jail People forgot he was alive "Mandela effect" Dark chocolatey skin Sets a world record in inflation Allows gay marriage Aids, crime, corruption Eats endangered species on his birthday while peasants starve Wife Gucci Grace goes on shopping sprees
The virgin Mandela vs. The Chad Mugabe Literal Hitler mustache in 2018 Blood transfusions to stay alive Light skin with weird spots Rules country for over 30 years Isn't even alive Will probably live foreve Wants reconciliation between the races Gets overthrown but still lives life of luxury Doesn't even attempt to stage coup to reman in power after legal term ends Takes white farmers lan<d like an alpha Rejects decadent West "We are not gays" Years in jail People forgot he was alive "Mandela effect" Dark chocolatey skin Sets a world record in inflation Allows gay marriage Aids, crime, corruption Eats endangered species on his birthday while peasants starve Wife Gucci Grace goes on shopping sprees

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Virgin Peer Review vs. Chad

The Virgin Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. The Chad Blog Post Incoherent rants no one can debunk ins every online argument Paper rejected by 7 journals before publication You have to pay to see it So no one does STOR Uses whatever text he wants 4 paragraphs Doesn't need sources Quickly debunked bv other academics Anyone can view it for free log is viewed by millions Posts from home in his underwear Never cited by others No one ever reads it Isn't beholden to any academics Total intellectual freedom Took one vear to complete Works for a think tank or Universitv Work is completely beholden to mainstream thought Updates blog whenever he wants 20 pages with 100-+ feetnotes
The Virgin Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. The Chad Blog Post Incoherent rants no one can debunk ins every online argument Paper rejected by 7 journals before publication You have to pay to see it So no one does STOR Uses whatever text he wants 4 paragraphs Doesn't need sources Quickly debunked bv other academics Anyone can view it for free log is viewed by millions Posts from home in his underwear Never cited by others No one ever reads it Isn't beholden to any academics Total intellectual freedom Took one vear to complete Works for a think tank or Universitv Work is completely beholden to mainstream thought Updates blog whenever he wants 20 pages with 100-+ feetnotes

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virgin centrist vs chad extremist

triggered everyone with a cartoon frog союз нерушимыи республик свободных, сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов, ЕДИНЬИ, МОГУчии советскии союз! views are so edgy that THE CHAD TANKIE censored by companies and the government defeated nazi germany beat the USA to space THE CHAD NAZI sends virgin centrist to concentration camp AK-47 working class edgy aesthetic awe-lnspiring anthems stands with North Korea against a---- master race Western imperialism sends virgin centrist to started the biggest war in the 20th century gets in touch with his roots revolutionary seizes the means of production everyone remembers everyone is scared of him bamboozles political opponents every time by using their rhetoric to appeal to populists The Virgin Centrist the soviet national has no aesthetic has no values or music of his own punch buggy will never feel glorious solidarity with people of his same political views horseshoe theory is probably biased in favor of republicans or democrats but is too ashamed to admit middle ground fallacy contributes no new ideas or policies to society boring and predictable owns a million dollars worth in bitcoin meme ideology breaks windows of starbucks makes fun of others for wanting to change society for the better drowning in anime p---- launches a TM throws molotov at virgin centrist centrist is the hacker known as 4chan stands up for himself against authorities never forgets somehow gets away with buying hard drugs over the internet makes good bread Libertarian taxation is theft isn't ashamed of having pansexual o----- smokes weed every day wants to protect everyone from hierarchies actually pulls off THE CHAD ANCOM wearing all black unlike the virgin centrist THE CHAD ANCAP orders the private army of McDonald':s neighbors' territory because their eaves fell onto his lawn violating the kills them and captures the wife and o reparations for burdens inflicted upon them as child slaves in his basement combination of colors ever
triggered everyone with a cartoon frog союз нерушимыи республик свободных, сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов, ЕДИНЬИ, МОГУчии советскии союз! views are so edgy that THE CHAD TANKIE censored by companies and the government defeated nazi germany beat the USA to space THE CHAD NAZI sends virgin centrist to concentration camp AK-47 working class edgy aesthetic awe-lnspiring anthems stands with North Korea against a---- master race Western imperialism sends virgin centrist to started the biggest war in the 20th century gets in touch with his roots revolutionary seizes the means of production everyone remembers everyone is scared of him bamboozles political opponents every time by using their rhetoric to appeal to populists The Virgin Centrist the soviet national has no aesthetic has no values or music of his own punch buggy will never feel glorious solidarity with people of his same political views horseshoe theory is probably biased in favor of republicans or democrats but is too ashamed to admit middle ground fallacy contributes no new ideas or policies to society boring and predictable owns a million dollars worth in bitcoin meme ideology breaks windows of starbucks makes fun of others for wanting to change society for the better drowning in anime p---- launches a TM throws molotov at virgin centrist centrist is the hacker known as 4chan stands up for himself against authorities never forgets somehow gets away with buying hard drugs over the internet makes good bread Libertarian taxation is theft isn't ashamed of having pansexual o----- smokes weed every day wants to protect everyone from hierarchies actually pulls off THE CHAD ANCOM wearing all black unlike the virgin centrist THE CHAD ANCAP orders the private army of McDonald':s neighbors' territory because their eaves fell onto his lawn violating the kills them and captures the wife and o reparations for burdens inflicted upon them as child slaves in his basement combination of colors ever

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The Chad Enclave

THE VIRGIN NCR THE CHAD ENCLAVE Can lose to a bunch of guys who wear football uniforms (Chads) Power Armour made of ceramic, still stronger than anything the Brotherhood uses Every soldier has Power Armour Training Literally defeated by a random mailman and his robot Got defeated by the descendant of a legendary hero, who was picked by a psychic as the chosen one of his homeland, still resurfaces across the country. President had to be rescued by a guy from a Vault Shoots pathetic little bullets at their enemies Only group to make their own Power Armour Packing some powerful energy weapons unheard of by your average Raider
THE VIRGIN NCR THE CHAD ENCLAVE Can lose to a bunch of guys who wear football uniforms (Chads) Power Armour made of ceramic, still stronger than anything the Brotherhood uses Every soldier has Power Armour Training Literally defeated by a random mailman and his robot Got defeated by the descendant of a legendary hero, who was picked by a psychic as the chosen one of his homeland, still resurfaces across the country. President had to be rescued by a guy from a Vault Shoots pathetic little bullets at their enemies Only group to make their own Power Armour Packing some powerful energy weapons unheard of by your average Raider

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Spyro the Virgin & Chad Bandicoot by drwankbanana

speaks gibberish, does not give a f--- about coherent language master gymnast can't even fly, just glides around annoying nasally voice has to use little dragonfly as main line of defense incapacitates self when charging into walls spin spin m----------- best friend is a floating ancient mask no memorable villains kinda gay purple color striking orange color demands attention and respect uniquely designed consistent arch nemesis
speaks gibberish, does not give a f--- about coherent language master gymnast can't even fly, just glides around annoying nasally voice has to use little dragonfly as main line of defense incapacitates self when charging into walls spin spin m----------- best friend is a floating ancient mask no memorable villains kinda gay purple color striking orange color demands attention and respect uniquely designed consistent arch nemesis

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Home Depot VS Lowes

Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time
Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time

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The Virgin Tribute vs The Chad Immortalization

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virgin national review vs chad national affairs

Sure, nativist populism has always been conservative" Hasn't broken philosophical ground or offered original policy ideas since Buckley Only daily column is literally just a list of new research papers Has long since ascended beyond petty partisanship, magnanimous and humane positions on fractious ssues f- Brightest talent jumping ship to the Atlantic Spins up the National Review Institute and 10+ "centers" so it can pretend to be a think tank Puts out entire policy books on innovation and education "Free speech is great, but it's being used wrong by Silicon Valley and college protestors" Dredges up PC Culture outrage p--- for that cultural reactionary cash So entrenched in academia that all their articles can be downloaded as pdfs THE CHAD THE VIRGIN NATIONAL REVIEW NATIONAL FFAIRS Wishes it could write longform, but knows it would alienate its audience Publishes quarterly, doesn't care how often you check in Can average 10,000 words a piece without breaking a sweat French only the third most notable conservative journalist named David Too shallow for intelligent conservatives, too pretentious for the rest Only dimly aware of what drives conservative clicks, immune to temptations of populist pandering Still has D'Souza on the masthead Not compelled to constantly shout its conservative or intellectual bona fides
Sure, nativist populism has always been conservative" Hasn't broken philosophical ground or offered original policy ideas since Buckley Only daily column is literally just a list of new research papers Has long since ascended beyond petty partisanship, magnanimous and humane positions on fractious ssues f- Brightest talent jumping ship to the Atlantic Spins up the National Review Institute and 10+ "centers" so it can pretend to be a think tank Puts out entire policy books on innovation and education "Free speech is great, but it's being used wrong by Silicon Valley and college protestors" Dredges up PC Culture outrage p--- for that cultural reactionary cash So entrenched in academia that all their articles can be downloaded as pdfs THE CHAD THE VIRGIN NATIONAL REVIEW NATIONAL FFAIRS Wishes it could write longform, but knows it would alienate its audience Publishes quarterly, doesn't care how often you check in Can average 10,000 words a piece without breaking a sweat French only the third most notable conservative journalist named David Too shallow for intelligent conservatives, too pretentious for the rest Only dimly aware of what drives conservative clicks, immune to temptations of populist pandering Still has D'Souza on the masthead Not compelled to constantly shout its conservative or intellectual bona fides

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Virgin Ranger vs Chadturion

de virgincr Understands the Uses the genuine Roman denarii, whose value is immalleable importance of a dictatorship in ataeand.i I theLEGIONARY Struggles to control a single state, let alone streteh across it wasteland. Thinks democrac works in a nuclear desert Recruited bv battle and fights for the glory of the Legion. Simultaneously expensive Has no problem at his existence Uses paper money like that has any value lol to recruit and incompetent at the same time controlling four states at once. His hair is so Chad it pokes out of his head scarf. Has to wear a helmet to protect his insecure head Poor exercise; probably doesn't even train Ept enough to sprint with a chainsaw for miles: uses machete anvway Deathclaws tremble under his might. Hand-crafted, Superb Chad posture. No CQC training: without .50 BMG, he is screwed still acts like s--- Bad posture and poor looks like literal s--- choice of "armor" Only follows the Legate's orders. Has never heard of paperwork. Missed his chance to vote for president "its been a long tour, all i can think about now is.going home" Doesn't know what a ballot box is Clothing built out of well- moulded scrap. secretly gay "Ave, true to Caesar!" Sucks up to an old geezer Trains properlv every day, even during battle. Responsible for slaughtering several gangs, even innocent ones Still responsible for the worthless paperwork Called "gay" by jealous profligates watching him bang slave girls. unkempt shoes Assimilates any tribe he wants into the Legion. Durable boots.
de virgincr Understands the Uses the genuine Roman denarii, whose value is immalleable importance of a dictatorship in ataeand.i I theLEGIONARY Struggles to control a single state, let alone streteh across it wasteland. Thinks democrac works in a nuclear desert Recruited bv battle and fights for the glory of the Legion. Simultaneously expensive Has no problem at his existence Uses paper money like that has any value lol to recruit and incompetent at the same time controlling four states at once. His hair is so Chad it pokes out of his head scarf. Has to wear a helmet to protect his insecure head Poor exercise; probably doesn't even train Ept enough to sprint with a chainsaw for miles: uses machete anvway Deathclaws tremble under his might. Hand-crafted, Superb Chad posture. No CQC training: without .50 BMG, he is screwed still acts like s--- Bad posture and poor looks like literal s--- choice of "armor" Only follows the Legate's orders. Has never heard of paperwork. Missed his chance to vote for president "its been a long tour, all i can think about now is.going home" Doesn't know what a ballot box is Clothing built out of well- moulded scrap. secretly gay "Ave, true to Caesar!" Sucks up to an old geezer Trains properlv every day, even during battle. Responsible for slaughtering several gangs, even innocent ones Still responsible for the worthless paperwork Called "gay" by jealous profligates watching him bang slave girls. unkempt shoes Assimilates any tribe he wants into the Legion. Durable boots.

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Virgin meme killer vs chad meme police

The Virgin Meme Killers The Chad Meme Police slowly kills the meme used as God intended made by normies for normies will derail a thread unapologetically relatively normal if not somewhat awkward person, designed to be relatable to most high-functioning 4chan users deliberately ridicoulous and over-the-top, does things no sane indidviual would likely do. designed to be the polar opposite of the virgin to remarkable effect what i dislike what i like unny.ce unfunny edits obnoxiously biased funny for connoisseurs of the finest memes
The Virgin Meme Killers The Chad Meme Police slowly kills the meme used as God intended made by normies for normies will derail a thread unapologetically relatively normal if not somewhat awkward person, designed to be relatable to most high-functioning 4chan users deliberately ridicoulous and over-the-top, does things no sane indidviual would likely do. designed to be the polar opposite of the virgin to remarkable effect what i dislike what i like unny.ce unfunny edits obnoxiously biased funny for connoisseurs of the finest memes

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virgin vs chad

The Chad Todger Dodger

THE CHAD TODGER-DODGER The Virgin Homophobe Able to control hair growth at will, but Hair looks like corn; uses ton of orange spray tan to make up for his tiny hands Schooses to have absolutely none Outright bans gays without need for explanation Only bans transgender soldiers; doesn't bother to think about any others Castrates people with his bare hands Thinks being a T'V celebrity will make him popular, even though everyone hated him Rarely says anything about the gay community due to fear of losing votes EX-KGB, knows 100 different ways to decapitate someone with a bar of soap Suppresses any and all dissent, even going so far as to ban memes of him Skillfully avoids any and all penises, especially his own Kgows he'l1 only have 4 years in office: tries too hard to f--- the country up and actually accomplishes nothing Fires people constantly to hide his own ineptitude, which backfires on him Country was already f----- up before he was elected; knows he will soon be President For Life and as such uses his iron fist against all who oppose him Doesn't worry about losing votes, because anyone who voted against him is already dead Doesn 't know who or where his children are Has hands the size of sledgehammers Fires corrupt politicians and then kicks them so hard their balls explode in a shower of gore
THE CHAD TODGER-DODGER The Virgin Homophobe Able to control hair growth at will, but Hair looks like corn; uses ton of orange spray tan to make up for his tiny hands Schooses to have absolutely none Outright bans gays without need for explanation Only bans transgender soldiers; doesn't bother to think about any others Castrates people with his bare hands Thinks being a T'V celebrity will make him popular, even though everyone hated him Rarely says anything about the gay community due to fear of losing votes EX-KGB, knows 100 different ways to decapitate someone with a bar of soap Suppresses any and all dissent, even going so far as to ban memes of him Skillfully avoids any and all penises, especially his own Kgows he'l1 only have 4 years in office: tries too hard to f--- the country up and actually accomplishes nothing Fires people constantly to hide his own ineptitude, which backfires on him Country was already f----- up before he was elected; knows he will soon be President For Life and as such uses his iron fist against all who oppose him Doesn't worry about losing votes, because anyone who voted against him is already dead Doesn 't know who or where his children are Has hands the size of sledgehammers Fires corrupt politicians and then kicks them so hard their balls explode in a shower of gore

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin Easter vs. Chad Passover

"NEXT YEAR IN ISRAEL!" THE CHAD THE VIRGIN EASTER Non-Jews are invited over to learn and participate AER Celebrates the time that the friends of an ecentric street preacher / part-time construction worker said he rose from the dead Lasts one day Serves ham (probably due to latent antisemitism) Actual multi-course dinners with fine tableware Lasts eight days HILLE Plastic forks and everyday dishes Rituals require that you chug large amounts of wine Celebrates the time that the M------------ ANGEL OF DEATH spared your people Are we seriously doing this again next year?" Kids and adults you don't like are forced to sit at the kids' table Children of all ages participate fully in the ceremony (including stealing matzoh and selling it back to their parents) Goes to church for the first and only time that year Have to get rid of all leavened products LOW CARB & BROTEIN DIET
"NEXT YEAR IN ISRAEL!" THE CHAD THE VIRGIN EASTER Non-Jews are invited over to learn and participate AER Celebrates the time that the friends of an ecentric street preacher / part-time construction worker said he rose from the dead Lasts one day Serves ham (probably due to latent antisemitism) Actual multi-course dinners with fine tableware Lasts eight days HILLE Plastic forks and everyday dishes Rituals require that you chug large amounts of wine Celebrates the time that the M------------ ANGEL OF DEATH spared your people Are we seriously doing this again next year?" Kids and adults you don't like are forced to sit at the kids' table Children of all ages participate fully in the ceremony (including stealing matzoh and selling it back to their parents) Goes to church for the first and only time that year Have to get rid of all leavened products LOW CARB & BROTEIN DIET

Virgin vs. Chad
easter passover