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ive been getting a lot of s--- about how "first it was the clown now it's venom" and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad batbitequeen

ive been getting a lot of s--- about how "first it was the clown now it's venom" and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad batbitequeen

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The Virgin Jim Halpert vs The Chad Dwight Schrute by xeronak

The Virgin Jim Halpert The Chad Dwight Schrute Perfect hair allows peak occular performance Carefully unkempt hair impairs visiorn Falls apart the minute a real boss doesnt find him funny Dog-like obedience to autority, the ultimate team player Cucked Andy Bernard for months Neck constantly hurting from turning towards reception Poor sales record due to no self motivation Almost got his ass kicked biy Roy, had to be protected Best sales record in the company Would give his life to protect anyone in the office Thinks he's better than everyone else in the office, too much of a p---- to quit Became sole manager for life at the end of the series Had to be co-managed Self reliant due to beet money, works at the office to challenge himself anyways Volunteer sheriff's deputy, contributes to his community Only makes an effort to dress properly once promoted, looks bad anywayS Almost got cucked in season 9 Perfect genes, women beg to breed with him Multiple interests and hobbies agriculture, martial arts, lord of the rings, battlestar galactica, second life, etc Named his daughter Peepee Left Karen, who loved him, for a girl that rejected him Years of bullying made him invincible Bonded with Pam over the torture and bullying of a coworker No hobbies whatsoever Never been sick in his life, perfect immune system. Can raise and lower cholesterol at will Discharged a firearm in the office to assert dominance Terrified of snowballs, had to get therapy Never earned a Schrute Buck in his life

The Virgin Jim Halpert The Chad Dwight Schrute Perfect hair allows peak occular performance Carefully unkempt hair impairs visiorn Falls apart the minute a real boss doesnt find him funny Dog-like obedience to autority, the ultimate team player Cucked Andy Bernard for months Neck constantly hurting from turning towards reception Poor sales record due to no self motivation Almost got his ass kicked biy Roy, had to be protected Best sales record in the company Would give his life to protect anyone in the office Thinks he's better than everyone else in the office, too much of a p---- to quit Became sole manager for life at the end of the series Had to be co-managed Self reliant due to beet money, works at the office to challenge himself anyways Volunteer sheriff's deputy, contributes to his community Only makes an effort to dress properly once promoted, looks bad anywayS Almost got cucked in season 9 Perfect genes, women beg to breed with him Multiple interests and hobbies agriculture, martial arts, lord of the rings, battlestar galactica, second life, etc Named his daughter Peepee Left Karen, who loved him, for a girl that rejected him Years of bullying made him invincible Bonded with Pam over the torture and bullying of a coworker No hobbies whatsoever Never been sick in his life, perfect immune system. Can raise and lower cholesterol at will Discharged a firearm in the office to assert dominance Terrified of snowballs, had to get therapy Never earned a Schrute Buck in his life

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The Virgin FIFA Calendar vs the Chad MLS Schedule

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The Virgin Gay Person vs. Gay Chad by Chadrich

The Virgin Gay Person" "Gay Chad" Effortelessly a tectonic force in the fashion world, industry buyers follow his trying to tap into his prophetic choices decades ahead of their time every mowe Entire world loves and accepts him and knew he was gay since the moment he was born Agonizes over coming out, even though all his friends are super accepting I know homophobes say this, but sometimes game pride parades are a little too in your face Has never touched or seen c--- in his entire life, including during birth Has been pressured into incredibly awkward hetero sex multiple times Will never have sex with a man Not a sex toy, Used purely as a projectile weapon Trump voting uncle demands to sit next to hinm every Thanksgiving to get fresh grindr tips Thinks fashion is gay Sits and nods at Thanksgiving while his Trump voting uncle spouts off about how queers are ruining the country Converted entire offensive line of 2013 Pittsburg Steelers in a single night Average sized d---, actually thinks this isn't a problem His semen cures AIDS Despite making every possible effort to blend in with straight society his coworkers still gossip about him Starts a pride parade every single time he walks out the door Doesn't not take drugs Actively involved in the fight for mariage equality hoping he can act more like a straight guy. Will never get married anyway Doesn't take drugs, "they're bad for your health Unerect d--- used by International Bureau of Measures and Subway Sandwiches as standard for the foot Doesn't even know what marriage is, entire concept is utterly incomprehensible to him Utterly terrified of STDs

The Virgin Gay Person" "Gay Chad" Effortelessly a tectonic force in the fashion world, industry buyers follow his trying to tap into his prophetic choices decades ahead of their time every mowe Entire world loves and accepts him and knew he was gay since the moment he was born Agonizes over coming out, even though all his friends are super accepting I know homophobes say this, but sometimes game pride parades are a little too in your face Has never touched or seen c--- in his entire life, including during birth Has been pressured into incredibly awkward hetero sex multiple times Will never have sex with a man Not a sex toy, Used purely as a projectile weapon Trump voting uncle demands to sit next to hinm every Thanksgiving to get fresh grindr tips Thinks fashion is gay Sits and nods at Thanksgiving while his Trump voting uncle spouts off about how queers are ruining the country Converted entire offensive line of 2013 Pittsburg Steelers in a single night Average sized d---, actually thinks this isn't a problem His semen cures AIDS Despite making every possible effort to blend in with straight society his coworkers still gossip about him Starts a pride parade every single time he walks out the door Doesn't not take drugs Actively involved in the fight for mariage equality hoping he can act more like a straight guy. Will never get married anyway Doesn't take drugs, "they're bad for your health Unerect d--- used by International Bureau of Measures and Subway Sandwiches as standard for the foot Doesn't even know what marriage is, entire concept is utterly incomprehensible to him Utterly terrified of STDs

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Jean Virjean vs Chadvert by kula

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Jean VirJean Chadvert Never seen het his Nfe. heir takes the shape afsornhen R sraining Bers uoht So bandsome the reuthoeris ded in up to oak a cuaked by suko ched end bed to raise As deed tover herkt's akil ock so strie they use A to c Poor poslure frow 19 years of hand bour as s pri shpyar Chesed irless far his entire life, never taking rest, so thet ustiee wsy be sngehndedly foreed sever hundred peopve into poverty when he eft hs focfory to lun hinse in, and proeeeds to nan awy from ale & oof of bresd ears&nf thst eosts enough to feed the entire hwer chss af Pranee for 5 mantis Actually ทุ0te les Msersdes in Hypocritiedy shools Proceeds to steal fra e child after s Eishop eais siver atter trng to steal Mn and then give Chodvert Ase Been &n the milly fぜhis life and never rats swide to eadewsey to he when riean shoed odr af strenets and piety nly ever votahed Uhe mowie sdptatian ouls muster the strengls to le his orker's Douehter thot he wes setualy en stul persan and ony tod ber vis a note left after he ied chen the revolutionaries he was iehting ded showing the streneth of his wral chrcter as br to ciminas ends N to the Asef of the Pris resses he s depressed Bups Ais damn bread

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Ezelith vs Orion

Bunny ears for superb hearing so he cannot be snuck up on s----- unkempt hair THE CHAD ORION THE VIRGIN EZELITH "I am magical genius NO. ezelith. you are a fool Rose in art shows he is a rabbit man of refined taste and is polite Form fitting clothing under armor to providle maximum free-range movement 5-STAR that EVEYRONE Full damage VS all elements. Kicks lights ass uses but no one actually wants also gets ass kicked by light, but like, have you tried looking at the sun? light hurts Gemm O so anyone w the sternum hurts WEAK HUMAN BODY punches him wears a cape, bra and hotpants like the idiot she is, offering no protection Glorious 4-Star cape gives enemies easy target to grab to kill easier Easy to upgrade mana circle Accessible to all his children Actual armor to provide protection from the foes he is bound to vanquish with ease Has a six-pack which is nature's armor s----- passives increases debuffs but doesn't have any debuffs IDIOT tap water kills her. also probably dies to standard midgardsormr Helps friends get skills faster and deal more damage, also never gets paralyzed ven more armo o his knees are well protected, because you cannot battle without knees heels - no advantage in combat. probably applies bog status to herself just by walking Claws on feet to stand his ground and have superior traction and grip

Bunny ears for superb hearing so he cannot be snuck up on s----- unkempt hair THE CHAD ORION THE VIRGIN EZELITH "I am magical genius NO. ezelith. you are a fool Rose in art shows he is a rabbit man of refined taste and is polite Form fitting clothing under armor to providle maximum free-range movement 5-STAR that EVEYRONE Full damage VS all elements. Kicks lights ass uses but no one actually wants also gets ass kicked by light, but like, have you tried looking at the sun? light hurts Gemm O so anyone w the sternum hurts WEAK HUMAN BODY punches him wears a cape, bra and hotpants like the idiot she is, offering no protection Glorious 4-Star cape gives enemies easy target to grab to kill easier Easy to upgrade mana circle Accessible to all his children Actual armor to provide protection from the foes he is bound to vanquish with ease Has a six-pack which is nature's armor s----- passives increases debuffs but doesn't have any debuffs IDIOT tap water kills her. also probably dies to standard midgardsormr Helps friends get skills faster and deal more damage, also never gets paralyzed ven more armo o his knees are well protected, because you cannot battle without knees heels - no advantage in combat. probably applies bog status to herself just by walking Claws on feet to stand his ground and have superior traction and grip

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The virgin incel sympathizer vs the chad incel hater

he virgin incel sympathize The Chad Incel HaterHas absolutely no sympathy tor incet probably an incel himself Thinks we should be nice to incels Solves incel problem by neutralizing them Hand ready to strangle incels is just a misogynistic a------ deep down hasn't stopped any mass shootings Has prevented three mass shootings nCelS Respects the hell out of women LI has never dated a woman thinks we should solve incels problem by having a "discussion " about men and datin Goes on tons of dates after beating the s--- out of incels Blood on his shoes from stomping on incel's faces

he virgin incel sympathize The Chad Incel HaterHas absolutely no sympathy tor incet probably an incel himself Thinks we should be nice to incels Solves incel problem by neutralizing them Hand ready to strangle incels is just a misogynistic a------ deep down hasn't stopped any mass shootings Has prevented three mass shootings nCelS Respects the hell out of women LI has never dated a woman thinks we should solve incels problem by having a "discussion " about men and datin Goes on tons of dates after beating the s--- out of incels Blood on his shoes from stomping on incel's faces

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The virgin Brian vs the chad Trant by atticus_ross

Muddy, ugly hair (uses wig on ocasion) Thinks that any metal genre that doesn't scream like a f------ bear is f------ s--- Long hair because he likes, cleans it everyday Doesn't hate guttural voices, respects it as its own genre EVERY RELIGION IS S--- (has a inverted cross tattoo on his chest) Can't sing anything because he himself isn't capable of making guttural screams Respect other people's reli- gion, sometimes is a church goer himself Likes good metal, sings along with his beautiful voice "Her innocent cries couldn't milden my heart l stabbed and stabbed, and I cut her apart" Dresses like the f------ antichrist on every ocasion Black Sabbath Dresses himself normally, but likes to use metal t-shirts on ocasion Can't even read what his band name is "The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams" inspires himself in Burzum, but doesn't have the balls to do anything Inspires himself in Dio, who was a great man, even more with his fans. You can actually read the name of band MY BANDS ARE THE BEST, F--- YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC Every day is long boots day No matter if it's cold or hot as hell Actually likes to discuss the better and worse albums of the bands he likes like a human being Uses normal shoes because why not? Metal Chad The Virgin Death/Black-Metal Hater

Muddy, ugly hair (uses wig on ocasion) Thinks that any metal genre that doesn't scream like a f------ bear is f------ s--- Long hair because he likes, cleans it everyday Doesn't hate guttural voices, respects it as its own genre EVERY RELIGION IS S--- (has a inverted cross tattoo on his chest) Can't sing anything because he himself isn't capable of making guttural screams Respect other people's reli- gion, sometimes is a church goer himself Likes good metal, sings along with his beautiful voice "Her innocent cries couldn't milden my heart l stabbed and stabbed, and I cut her apart" Dresses like the f------ antichrist on every ocasion Black Sabbath Dresses himself normally, but likes to use metal t-shirts on ocasion Can't even read what his band name is "The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams" inspires himself in Burzum, but doesn't have the balls to do anything Inspires himself in Dio, who was a great man, even more with his fans. You can actually read the name of band MY BANDS ARE THE BEST, F--- YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC Every day is long boots day No matter if it's cold or hot as hell Actually likes to discuss the better and worse albums of the bands he likes like a human being Uses normal shoes because why not? Metal Chad The Virgin Death/Black-Metal Hater

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The Virgin Mises vs. the Chad Keynes by [deleted]

Can't do basic math "The Virgin Mises" THE CHAD KEYNES Theories adopted by mainstream liberal democracies "Muh praxeology Intervenes in economic crises to prevent them from getting worse Calls destabilizing . Vindicated after 2007 Financial Collapse global depressions business cycles," says we should do nothing Created a global economic order that dominated for half a century Muh austerity Advisor to a fascist dictator Believes markets and investors can act irrationally at times Generously supported education and the arts Inspired Ayn Rand Theories based on actual mathematics Couldn't get a tenure track position Hoards gold like an Infowars follower Bisexual so he can Self-made multimillionaire get laid twice as much Bullied his own followers over minor disagreements Defended the free market against socialist planning by fixing its excesses Blames problems on (((central banks)

Can't do basic math "The Virgin Mises" THE CHAD KEYNES Theories adopted by mainstream liberal democracies "Muh praxeology Intervenes in economic crises to prevent them from getting worse Calls destabilizing . Vindicated after 2007 Financial Collapse global depressions business cycles," says we should do nothing Created a global economic order that dominated for half a century Muh austerity Advisor to a fascist dictator Believes markets and investors can act irrationally at times Generously supported education and the arts Inspired Ayn Rand Theories based on actual mathematics Couldn't get a tenure track position Hoards gold like an Infowars follower Bisexual so he can Self-made multimillionaire get laid twice as much Bullied his own followers over minor disagreements Defended the free market against socialist planning by fixing its excesses Blames problems on (((central banks)

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The Virgin Constitutional Monarchist vs The Chad Absolutist Monarchist by IslamicStatePatriot

The Virgin Constitutional monarchist The Chad Absolutist monarchist Probably would be a 6-6-6 ruler in EU IV Unless with half Always a man Probably would be a 1-3-0 leader of the world, always loses wars in EU IV Leads his army to battle The only soldiers he ever saw A s----- small nation was his royal guard Glorious Realises that democracy crown is a failure Literally sent by God Owns half A senile old guy/weak naive guy A woman Wears civilian clothes of Europe L himself Beautiful fur coat Probably Praises and his ancestors Against degeneracy favors elective monarchy anyways S------- flag and emblem honours Glorious emblem and national flag S----- crown No fur coat or a s----- fur coat Beautiful wife and many children Forgotten by the end Young, full of enthusiasm of the century Never lost a war Worries about the plebs opinion Probably divorced Unironically thinks Prays everyday Loved by and praised by the people for the next hundreds of years Colonisation is his hobby that democracy is good Imperialism runs in his blood Noble Thinks that everybody is equal Decolonised clothing half of the world Doesnt know his ancestry Lutheran/forgot about the church Doesnt give a f--- what others think By Mako

The Virgin Constitutional monarchist The Chad Absolutist monarchist Probably would be a 6-6-6 ruler in EU IV Unless with half Always a man Probably would be a 1-3-0 leader of the world, always loses wars in EU IV Leads his army to battle The only soldiers he ever saw A s----- small nation was his royal guard Glorious Realises that democracy crown is a failure Literally sent by God Owns half A senile old guy/weak naive guy A woman Wears civilian clothes of Europe L himself Beautiful fur coat Probably Praises and his ancestors Against degeneracy favors elective monarchy anyways S------- flag and emblem honours Glorious emblem and national flag S----- crown No fur coat or a s----- fur coat Beautiful wife and many children Forgotten by the end Young, full of enthusiasm of the century Never lost a war Worries about the plebs opinion Probably divorced Unironically thinks Prays everyday Loved by and praised by the people for the next hundreds of years Colonisation is his hobby that democracy is good Imperialism runs in his blood Noble Thinks that everybody is equal Decolonised clothing half of the world Doesnt know his ancestry Lutheran/forgot about the church Doesnt give a f--- what others think By Mako

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The Virgin Facebook vs The Chad Myspace by Dekish

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Another Becky vs Stacy by [ Romano ]

The Becky Being The Stacy Goddess Nerdy bun Tried make-up once, got allergic- reaction Runs her own make-up parlour Glorious, long hair dances with the wind No clothing store has small enough bras for her Is the child that was supposed to be a boy Only daughter of her parents, cherished by her whole family Only girl in the chess club, barely gets any attention from the Virgins Had to take breast reduction surgery in order to see her toes, still the best melons in the whole world Has a collection of finest Chanel perfumes designed by Coco Chanel herself Never heard of perfume, clothes reek of her cats Has to ask the Virgin to the prom During weekends is usually the hostess of parties for her and her Chad and Stacy friends Uses internet only with her phone to use social media During weekends usually sits at her computer and surfs in tumblr and Har Potter forums All the Chads text her prior to the prom Wears $40 fake Vans $2000 Gucci high heels

The Becky Being The Stacy Goddess Nerdy bun Tried make-up once, got allergic- reaction Runs her own make-up parlour Glorious, long hair dances with the wind No clothing store has small enough bras for her Is the child that was supposed to be a boy Only daughter of her parents, cherished by her whole family Only girl in the chess club, barely gets any attention from the Virgins Had to take breast reduction surgery in order to see her toes, still the best melons in the whole world Has a collection of finest Chanel perfumes designed by Coco Chanel herself Never heard of perfume, clothes reek of her cats Has to ask the Virgin to the prom During weekends is usually the hostess of parties for her and her Chad and Stacy friends Uses internet only with her phone to use social media During weekends usually sits at her computer and surfs in tumblr and Har Potter forums All the Chads text her prior to the prom Wears $40 fake Vans $2000 Gucci high heels

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Posted byu/pgifugleys OOF!4 months ago Becky vs Stacy Drunk

The Becky "drunk"' The Stacy "Druuunnnkkk P" might call friends to pick her up "lol I don't remember that" drinks sugary flavored drinks because she doesn't like the taste of alcohol projectile vomits on TV everyone thinks it's funny Wears little to no clothing despite -15°F weather Is "responsible" and knows her "limits" Goes home at midnight because because she "prefers to sleep in her own bed" Drinks Vodka and Everclear like they're water Kindly rejects men who try to make moves on her because she's interested in having a "relationship" has multiple misdemeanor charges People cheer her on to drink more, her tolerance is the stuff of legend Awkwardly clings to friends F----- a doą once Body count in the triple digits Isn't concered with potential health issues death doesn't scare her I was so f----- up last night lol" Dresses slightly more casual than normal

The Becky "drunk"' The Stacy "Druuunnnkkk P" might call friends to pick her up "lol I don't remember that" drinks sugary flavored drinks because she doesn't like the taste of alcohol projectile vomits on TV everyone thinks it's funny Wears little to no clothing despite -15°F weather Is "responsible" and knows her "limits" Goes home at midnight because because she "prefers to sleep in her own bed" Drinks Vodka and Everclear like they're water Kindly rejects men who try to make moves on her because she's interested in having a "relationship" has multiple misdemeanor charges People cheer her on to drink more, her tolerance is the stuff of legend Awkwardly clings to friends F----- a doą once Body count in the triple digits Isn't concered with potential health issues death doesn't scare her I was so f----- up last night lol" Dresses slightly more casual than normal

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The family Virgin vs. THE CHAD OF THE HILL by YungestFrankie

The family Virgin THE CHAD OF THE HILL absolute legend on the gril s--- at grilling usually unemployed sells propane, and propane accessories only daughter is a loser has the Chad time keeper 9000, always knows the time no watch never knows the time daughter is popular, and successful weird green pants probably from good will stinks, probably doesn't shower natural Chad hormones smells great 24/7 dad blue jeans Chad work boots plain, boring shoes

The family Virgin THE CHAD OF THE HILL absolute legend on the gril s--- at grilling usually unemployed sells propane, and propane accessories only daughter is a loser has the Chad time keeper 9000, always knows the time no watch never knows the time daughter is popular, and successful weird green pants probably from good will stinks, probably doesn't shower natural Chad hormones smells great 24/7 dad blue jeans Chad work boots plain, boring shoes

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The Becky Croft Reboot Trilogy vs. The Stacy Croft Classic

VIRGIN CROFT CHAD She IS The Tomb Raide ((BECOMES)) the Tomb Raider Her mom's death doesnt bother her as much can give valid reasons why her mom's gone! constantly cries about her makes dumbass excuses parents, her murders, etc he Jolie movies are actually o of the better movies based uses pointless weapons uses dual pistols off video game properties there are tombs, but no raiding her movie adaptation was so bad, nobody even knew it came out ripoff of nathan drake and predator only to be taken way too seriously influences Tank Girl, Indiana Jones, and James Bond Became one of the most iconic video game mascots of the 90s and the 2000s alongside Jill Valentine, Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot having a left-wing woke sjw agenda her third game was crushed ps4's spiderman on sales She raids tombs! gets easily betrayed by jonah and destiny doesn't mind being cucked by demons devils, and dinosaurs! ...her t--- are iconic too! a ruined iconic video game character bya greedy video game company

VIRGIN CROFT CHAD She IS The Tomb Raide ((BECOMES)) the Tomb Raider Her mom's death doesnt bother her as much can give valid reasons why her mom's gone! constantly cries about her makes dumbass excuses parents, her murders, etc he Jolie movies are actually o of the better movies based uses pointless weapons uses dual pistols off video game properties there are tombs, but no raiding her movie adaptation was so bad, nobody even knew it came out ripoff of nathan drake and predator only to be taken way too seriously influences Tank Girl, Indiana Jones, and James Bond Became one of the most iconic video game mascots of the 90s and the 2000s alongside Jill Valentine, Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot having a left-wing woke sjw agenda her third game was crushed ps4's spiderman on sales She raids tombs! gets easily betrayed by jonah and destiny doesn't mind being cucked by demons devils, and dinosaurs! ...her t--- are iconic too! a ruined iconic video game character bya greedy video game company

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The Virgin Conspiracy Theorist vs the Chad Jones

Virgin Conspiracy Theorist Chad Jones The earth is flat ance O Point Energy weapons took down the The earth is hollow, has been to Agartha to prove it first hand George Bush Did 9/11 Uses Iríconspiracy Starts 99% of x threads Iraq war was for oil Thinks Alex Jones Is Crazy Iraq war was for Annunaki stargate Is Infowars #1 insider source of information Scared of illuminati Card carrying member of the illuminat Easily falls for shill bait and spreads dumb, fake Spreads disinfo to cause chaos among the virgin plebs ears tinfoil hat with pride thinks the Rothschilds are in control His shitposts are the reason Rothschilds Thinks God is a Bow To Bogdanoff A pawn of the s God in the Human Globalist Elite s the Globalist Elite as therefore i atheist Form his pawn T ag fav Chad Jones

Virgin Conspiracy Theorist Chad Jones The earth is flat ance O Point Energy weapons took down the The earth is hollow, has been to Agartha to prove it first hand George Bush Did 9/11 Uses Iríconspiracy Starts 99% of x threads Iraq war was for oil Thinks Alex Jones Is Crazy Iraq war was for Annunaki stargate Is Infowars #1 insider source of information Scared of illuminati Card carrying member of the illuminat Easily falls for shill bait and spreads dumb, fake Spreads disinfo to cause chaos among the virgin plebs ears tinfoil hat with pride thinks the Rothschilds are in control His shitposts are the reason Rothschilds Thinks God is a Bow To Bogdanoff A pawn of the s God in the Human Globalist Elite s the Globalist Elite as therefore i atheist Form his pawn T ag fav Chad Jones

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The Virgin Colonial Marine VS The Chad Operator by rrrrrr1 "human rights lawyer"

Virgin Marine" helmet for protection E CHAD OPERATOR No headset, doesn even know his SL is Merely tequests a machete om the R0 Keeps SL and staf ofcers sp Fires indiscriminately, considers those who get in the way of is buillets his swom enemy to date with wtal intel mor ight always on- fears the dark and throws dares before moving on Has somehow managed to put a bayonet on a MA3 Oten plays engineer or medic Red dot sight, skeleton stock, becomes angry ifhe cannot get attachments MANDATORY Feared by the CO, has likely attacked MPs at least once by drop Does not respect engineers or medics, heals sef by Bexing Punches and disams aens despite knowing this has lttle ectuo low them down MAA1,AP ammo can meet his gaze Stays in the middle of his squad, always wats before fring to make sure no one well move and get ha by his builets Only plays Alpha for obious reasons, as wel as Deta Runs to physically attack queens with machetes Jumps over the table to see avalable atachments Camies 5 AP mags but never gets the chance o use tham No aemor or lights, has trained himse to look around by moving his mouse over dai tile Always takes a knide rig file with throwing kn Always nunining beleves he wll be an easy target if he is slow Knie in boot becaute he fears capture-wl kllelf if facehugged Walks, never runs, in onder to confuse renos Only plays Bravo or Charlie No items in loadout, a best a beret Has a nickname lke "Pyro r Pariah, undeserved Rarely, ส ever, gets kils, and,ever kils beg abens No boo kife- does noSear capture,because he knows it will neve happen to him Runs the sees a Doesn get attachments it's too crowded

Virgin Marine" helmet for protection E CHAD OPERATOR No headset, doesn even know his SL is Merely tequests a machete om the R0 Keeps SL and staf ofcers sp Fires indiscriminately, considers those who get in the way of is buillets his swom enemy to date with wtal intel mor ight always on- fears the dark and throws dares before moving on Has somehow managed to put a bayonet on a MA3 Oten plays engineer or medic Red dot sight, skeleton stock, becomes angry ifhe cannot get attachments MANDATORY Feared by the CO, has likely attacked MPs at least once by drop Does not respect engineers or medics, heals sef by Bexing Punches and disams aens despite knowing this has lttle ectuo low them down MAA1,AP ammo can meet his gaze Stays in the middle of his squad, always wats before fring to make sure no one well move and get ha by his builets Only plays Alpha for obious reasons, as wel as Deta Runs to physically attack queens with machetes Jumps over the table to see avalable atachments Camies 5 AP mags but never gets the chance o use tham No aemor or lights, has trained himse to look around by moving his mouse over dai tile Always takes a knide rig file with throwing kn Always nunining beleves he wll be an easy target if he is slow Knie in boot becaute he fears capture-wl kllelf if facehugged Walks, never runs, in onder to confuse renos Only plays Bravo or Charlie No items in loadout, a best a beret Has a nickname lke "Pyro r Pariah, undeserved Rarely, ส ever, gets kils, and,ever kils beg abens No boo kife- does noSear capture,because he knows it will neve happen to him Runs the sees a Doesn get attachments it's too crowded

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The Virgin IDM Musician vs Techno Producer Chad by lacertasomnium

THE VIRGIN IDM MUSICIAN TECHNO PRODUCER CHAD No hair, thinks he's above personal appearance Regularly spends 3 consecutive days doing drugs in a basement; still keeps perfect tan. No hair to withstand heat of thousand bodies dancing Weak pale skin. Never leaves studio. Parties for 72 hours Has to invent new coding language just so someone will find his work interesting Is invited by pitchfork to play 20 min at the s-------- stage no one is able to find Optimal physical health; beautiful muscles toned by sheer vibrations from his own bass Can leave a single 16-step acid bassline for an hour people still feel their mind melt straight edge because he can't operate his machines on single beer 120000$ synth because he needs 8 voices for lame chords Is invited by Berghain to play for 10 hours straight. Used 808 and 303 because they were the cheapest he could find, created music so awesome they now cost thousand of dollars audience has to do speed just to keep up "IDM is a stupid name" Sends demos to Warp Records every day Clothing scientifically engineered to be pentablack Own label Elegant vynyl pressings Shift drum patterns every bar just to keep listeners interested

THE VIRGIN IDM MUSICIAN TECHNO PRODUCER CHAD No hair, thinks he's above personal appearance Regularly spends 3 consecutive days doing drugs in a basement; still keeps perfect tan. No hair to withstand heat of thousand bodies dancing Weak pale skin. Never leaves studio. Parties for 72 hours Has to invent new coding language just so someone will find his work interesting Is invited by pitchfork to play 20 min at the s-------- stage no one is able to find Optimal physical health; beautiful muscles toned by sheer vibrations from his own bass Can leave a single 16-step acid bassline for an hour people still feel their mind melt straight edge because he can't operate his machines on single beer 120000$ synth because he needs 8 voices for lame chords Is invited by Berghain to play for 10 hours straight. Used 808 and 303 because they were the cheapest he could find, created music so awesome they now cost thousand of dollars audience has to do speed just to keep up "IDM is a stupid name" Sends demos to Warp Records every day Clothing scientifically engineered to be pentablack Own label Elegant vynyl pressings Shift drum patterns every bar just to keep listeners interested

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The Virgin Superman vs Chad Kent by [deleted]

The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks

The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks

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Virgin Reaction vs Chad Shitpost by krasnogvardiech

The Virgin Reaction id is random gibberish The Chad Shitposting god grants him perfect id Wow, (ID CNHD)!aï 07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 no dubs hitler dub:s 1 pity reply Anonymous (ID: w4gst) 07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No. 1354607682213546080 confuses name fielod with subject field people to afraid too respond 22135460768 hỉ virgin hahahahaha You know this meme is making fun of people like you right doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

The Virgin Reaction id is random gibberish The Chad Shitposting god grants him perfect id Wow, (ID CNHD)!aï 07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 no dubs hitler dub:s 1 pity reply Anonymous (ID: w4gst) 07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No. 1354607682213546080 confuses name fielod with subject field people to afraid too respond 22135460768 hỉ virgin hahahahaha You know this meme is making fun of people like you right doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

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