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The Virgin Fine Artist vs. THE CHAD ILLUSTRATOR

The Virgin Fine Artist The Chad lllustrator knows art/design history as well as theory knows more art history than art theory can't work because of "lack of inspiration" always in the zone, always grinding away humble and approachable aloof and unaproachable has to explain his work to people cigarettes & cheap wine thinks conceptually rather than visually work speaks for itself only one style diet & exercise ungroomed & unwashed thinks visually as well as conceptually clean & well groomed a single gallery show a year, if lucky thinks commisioned work is "selling out" masters many styles and mediums, adapts easily after client values his clients and his clients value him "you just don't get it" makes a living doing art needs a day job to fund his projects open to constructive criticism has to take drugs to "get in the zone" gets inspiration from everything around him, both art and life itself gets all the hottest hipster-Stacys due to his humongous portfolio only hangs out with art school buddies entrepreneurial spirit and time manager
The Virgin Fine Artist The Chad lllustrator knows art/design history as well as theory knows more art history than art theory can't work because of "lack of inspiration" always in the zone, always grinding away humble and approachable aloof and unaproachable has to explain his work to people cigarettes & cheap wine thinks conceptually rather than visually work speaks for itself only one style diet & exercise ungroomed & unwashed thinks visually as well as conceptually clean & well groomed a single gallery show a year, if lucky thinks commisioned work is "selling out" masters many styles and mediums, adapts easily after client values his clients and his clients value him "you just don't get it" makes a living doing art needs a day job to fund his projects open to constructive criticism has to take drugs to "get in the zone" gets inspiration from everything around him, both art and life itself gets all the hottest hipster-Stacys due to his humongous portfolio only hangs out with art school buddies entrepreneurial spirit and time manager

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It's way better to aspire to be like Peter than Tony

Tony Stark "Emo" Peter Parker -ls actually a douchebag millionare -Is not a douchebag, actually just confident and care-free Does not have a Has an extremely cool hairstyle cool hairstyle Women only like him because he's rich Women like him because he's confident and looks cool Outfit isn't cool, likely costs thousands and not flexible Outfit looks cool, is cheap and is both casual and impressive Sells cool Spider-Mar pictures to local paper Does a cool dance in public and women love it IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL Sells weapons to terrorists Dances alone in his garage, nobody cares -IS A BAD ROLE MODEL
Tony Stark "Emo" Peter Parker -ls actually a douchebag millionare -Is not a douchebag, actually just confident and care-free Does not have a Has an extremely cool hairstyle cool hairstyle Women only like him because he's rich Women like him because he's confident and looks cool Outfit isn't cool, likely costs thousands and not flexible Outfit looks cool, is cheap and is both casual and impressive Sells cool Spider-Mar pictures to local paper Does a cool dance in public and women love it IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL Sells weapons to terrorists Dances alone in his garage, nobody cares -IS A BAD ROLE MODEL

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Darren vs Nessaj

Blonde hair as a result of genetic inferiority THE VIRGIN DARREN VS THE CHAD NESSAJ Bald because of the too high testosterone Never needed hair anyway Often regarded as a spy but without having the charm of one Could have true sight at will but will not because otherwise it would be "too easy" Looks always down in search of spare coins Grandmaster of the art of lightnings and special effects Doesn't really have anyone in the company that likes him Low constitution obliges him resorting to a cape to survive the cold Avatar of the only one true god of chaos, carries on with all the most difficult tasks and challenges that he puts him at without breaking a sweat Never needs to prepare his spells Wears whatever the party doesn't need Dies everytime like a hamster Economically dependant on the good alignment of Too coward for fighting melee, resorts to a bow The only one capable of beating Zeguacio in a physical contest Even then, too weak to make any difference, has to pray the god of assassins to lend him his bow Lives in a magic tower Ripped as f--- 56 STR Wearer of the golden chainshirt of conductivity +15 Cries like a baby and tries even to avoid returning it his party for the constant resurrections Possesses no comprehension of the concepts of originality and fashion Tore the skin off a leopard barehanded and made the pants with Greater Wish Spontaneous channeler of storms Has to make continue judgment of the world in order to cope with his insecurity Once killed an archangel because he was bored Dangerous only to the 3% of the enemies, the resting 97% will feast on his bones Always oiled and ready Will never exchange a straight blade for Has a mistress a curved one Not afraid of even polymorphing himself in order to escape death or capture Believes in order only because he's afraid of losing his job Will virtually prostrate himself to any divinity he encounters without any regard for loyalty or respect for himself Exotic boots of daily flight so he doesn't have to bother casting Will always jump straight into the danger and the danger will go away
Blonde hair as a result of genetic inferiority THE VIRGIN DARREN VS THE CHAD NESSAJ Bald because of the too high testosterone Never needed hair anyway Often regarded as a spy but without having the charm of one Could have true sight at will but will not because otherwise it would be "too easy" Looks always down in search of spare coins Grandmaster of the art of lightnings and special effects Doesn't really have anyone in the company that likes him Low constitution obliges him resorting to a cape to survive the cold Avatar of the only one true god of chaos, carries on with all the most difficult tasks and challenges that he puts him at without breaking a sweat Never needs to prepare his spells Wears whatever the party doesn't need Dies everytime like a hamster Economically dependant on the good alignment of Too coward for fighting melee, resorts to a bow The only one capable of beating Zeguacio in a physical contest Even then, too weak to make any difference, has to pray the god of assassins to lend him his bow Lives in a magic tower Ripped as f--- 56 STR Wearer of the golden chainshirt of conductivity +15 Cries like a baby and tries even to avoid returning it his party for the constant resurrections Possesses no comprehension of the concepts of originality and fashion Tore the skin off a leopard barehanded and made the pants with Greater Wish Spontaneous channeler of storms Has to make continue judgment of the world in order to cope with his insecurity Once killed an archangel because he was bored Dangerous only to the 3% of the enemies, the resting 97% will feast on his bones Always oiled and ready Will never exchange a straight blade for Has a mistress a curved one Not afraid of even polymorphing himself in order to escape death or capture Believes in order only because he's afraid of losing his job Will virtually prostrate himself to any divinity he encounters without any regard for loyalty or respect for himself Exotic boots of daily flight so he doesn't have to bother casting Will always jump straight into the danger and the danger will go away

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She's all I want

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Stacy Stacy's Mom -Came back from her business tri -is not the girl for me Gets her lawn mowed for her -Has got it going on me out -Hangs out by the pool with just a towel orn

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Virgin Fallout vs. CHAD METRO

The Virgin Fallout The Chad Metro Lore is consistent Open world boring and full of fetch quests Every game is good and well crafted by passionate devs Mediocre and s--- reviewS Extensive Expanded World which are part of the lore and made by the fans Banned player for having too much ammo S----- multiplayer mode Characters are all likable and well developed World looks the same 200 years later Buggy and unplayable Quality focused open Unique and interesting weapons world elements Charactercommunicates F------ bottle caps as currency Lame weapons through body language alone Broke its own lore "RPG" character has a voice World is lively and moving on 20 years after war Emotional ending to a great trilogy Gay ending Cancer fanbase 10/10 Rave Reviews Chad Glukhovsky Actual rare material is monev and makes sense Gay Howard No immersion at all Immersive and engaging Mod has better story and is better RPG game than main series Dedicated fanbase that agrees all games are good in their own way
The Virgin Fallout The Chad Metro Lore is consistent Open world boring and full of fetch quests Every game is good and well crafted by passionate devs Mediocre and s--- reviewS Extensive Expanded World which are part of the lore and made by the fans Banned player for having too much ammo S----- multiplayer mode Characters are all likable and well developed World looks the same 200 years later Buggy and unplayable Quality focused open Unique and interesting weapons world elements Charactercommunicates F------ bottle caps as currency Lame weapons through body language alone Broke its own lore "RPG" character has a voice World is lively and moving on 20 years after war Emotional ending to a great trilogy Gay ending Cancer fanbase 10/10 Rave Reviews Chad Glukhovsky Actual rare material is monev and makes sense Gay Howard No immersion at all Immersive and engaging Mod has better story and is better RPG game than main series Dedicated fanbase that agrees all games are good in their own way

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The Virgin Momo vs. THE DUCKY CHAD MOMO

From a TV show whose Middle schoolers with room-temperature IQ act like it's the scariest thing ever creators had a true artistic vision that was not tampered with throughout its runtime The Virgin Momo The Chad DUCKY Momo Children of any race, gender, or age reminisce about this character from thei days of watc Phineas and Ferb Will try to kill you or something idk -Stupid trend used by the legacy media to make parents afraid of YouTube -From some weird Your very best friend Japanese art piece Doesn't try to be scary Not even scary
From a TV show whose Middle schoolers with room-temperature IQ act like it's the scariest thing ever creators had a true artistic vision that was not tampered with throughout its runtime The Virgin Momo The Chad DUCKY Momo Children of any race, gender, or age reminisce about this character from thei days of watc Phineas and Ferb Will try to kill you or something idk -Stupid trend used by the legacy media to make parents afraid of YouTube -From some weird Your very best friend Japanese art piece Doesn't try to be scary Not even scary

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Virgin Kombat vs Eternal Chad

Virgin Kombat Eternal Chads Story is pretty simple people from different parts of history who pass away are given a second chance at life in a fighting tournament. No need for a cartoon series. Story is pretty hard to follow. Had a awful cartoon series. Not as many stage Fatalities more overshadowed by characters finisher Fatalities. Gruesome stage Fatalities in the Sega CD game. Has time travel. Some new characters later around Mortal Kombat X weren't as interesting. Doesn't have time travel. Has a ton of characters from the history of the world.
Virgin Kombat Eternal Chads Story is pretty simple people from different parts of history who pass away are given a second chance at life in a fighting tournament. No need for a cartoon series. Story is pretty hard to follow. Had a awful cartoon series. Not as many stage Fatalities more overshadowed by characters finisher Fatalities. Gruesome stage Fatalities in the Sega CD game. Has time travel. Some new characters later around Mortal Kombat X weren't as interesting. Doesn't have time travel. Has a ton of characters from the history of the world.

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Posted by HitTheBaby OUCH!1 month ago The Chad Zombie Scale

The Incel nfected Will die off completely in 2 weeks Hospital gown Infection barely noticeable beyond eyes Can't even attack people, sickness makes them too weak Spread mostly through fluid, good luck spreading on first world countries The Virgin katiracte Looks like has cataracts Walker Will be eradicated in a year at most Looks normal from afar A stupid p------------ Only dangerous in large herds Infection spread through bites yet can barely bite through thin clothes The Brad Runner Insights more disgust than fear Infection is airborne Can't spread because he always eats his victims Attempt at "claws" looks like he had his nails done Looks like a goblin Know little more than how to climb Tore clothes to look menacing, just looks trashy The Chad Mutant Blank eyes strike immediate fear into humans Hands mutated into menacing claws 火: Can create and use tools and weapons Infection caused by radiation Doesn't need gimmicks like torn clothes to look scary Cultists embrace infection from Chad The Thad Evolution Eyes glow in the dark and intrigue uninformed passerby Needs no claws due to brute strengtlh Has superhuman intelligence and regularly communicated with the uninfected Can't even be considered a disease anymore, just needs to look at someone to evolve them Entire world embraces his presence and spread
The Incel nfected Will die off completely in 2 weeks Hospital gown Infection barely noticeable beyond eyes Can't even attack people, sickness makes them too weak Spread mostly through fluid, good luck spreading on first world countries The Virgin katiracte Looks like has cataracts Walker Will be eradicated in a year at most Looks normal from afar A stupid p------------ Only dangerous in large herds Infection spread through bites yet can barely bite through thin clothes The Brad Runner Insights more disgust than fear Infection is airborne Can't spread because he always eats his victims Attempt at "claws" looks like he had his nails done Looks like a goblin Know little more than how to climb Tore clothes to look menacing, just looks trashy The Chad Mutant Blank eyes strike immediate fear into humans Hands mutated into menacing claws 火: Can create and use tools and weapons Infection caused by radiation Doesn't need gimmicks like torn clothes to look scary Cultists embrace infection from Chad The Thad Evolution Eyes glow in the dark and intrigue uninformed passerby Needs no claws due to brute strengtlh Has superhuman intelligence and regularly communicated with the uninfected Can't even be considered a disease anymore, just needs to look at someone to evolve them Entire world embraces his presence and spread

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The Virgin Undertale vs The Chad Earthbound by Bulbmin66

The Virgintale The Chadbound Soul mechanic doesn't affect strategy and is reminiscent of bullet hell games, which nobody likes Protagonist is the chosen one with psychic powers that stops a universal threat Rolling HP mechanic provides a new and interesting way to deepern gameplay and encourage quick thinking on battle Protagonist is some random kid with a knife Represented in Smash Bros since 1999 Battle backgrounds are bland black screens similar to Earthbound's predecessor on the NES Not represented in Smash Bros despite everyone being here Battle backgrounds have vibrant colors and animations reflecting the dynamics of the fights Final boss design is over the top to try provoking raw shock value Final boss design is simple yet horrifying with disturbing text and implications to enhance fear Will soon be forgotten after the 12 year old ans grow up Over 20 years old and still with a solid and loyal fanbase Only recognizable track, Megalovania, is brought up just because of memes Inspired MatPat to create the infamous "Sans is Ness" video Numerous memorable tracks like "Pokey means business", "New age retro hippie" and "Runaway Five on the move" Inspired MatPat to create an actually good video in 2011
The Virgintale The Chadbound Soul mechanic doesn't affect strategy and is reminiscent of bullet hell games, which nobody likes Protagonist is the chosen one with psychic powers that stops a universal threat Rolling HP mechanic provides a new and interesting way to deepern gameplay and encourage quick thinking on battle Protagonist is some random kid with a knife Represented in Smash Bros since 1999 Battle backgrounds are bland black screens similar to Earthbound's predecessor on the NES Not represented in Smash Bros despite everyone being here Battle backgrounds have vibrant colors and animations reflecting the dynamics of the fights Final boss design is over the top to try provoking raw shock value Final boss design is simple yet horrifying with disturbing text and implications to enhance fear Will soon be forgotten after the 12 year old ans grow up Over 20 years old and still with a solid and loyal fanbase Only recognizable track, Megalovania, is brought up just because of memes Inspired MatPat to create the infamous "Sans is Ness" video Numerous memorable tracks like "Pokey means business", "New age retro hippie" and "Runaway Five on the move" Inspired MatPat to create an actually good video in 2011

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The Virgin Nationalist vs the Chad Globalist by benjaminikuta

"the virgin nationalist" Still hanging on to that same tired look from 2016 Cites a research paper Steely gaze which crumbles all borders that fall in its path Hopelessly single made worse by constantly being Has used several different DNA tests because of "dubious results in several showing multiethnic background every other sentence Ideology capable of prosperity and UN blue, the only superior color _ bringing widespread banned from dating sites for "open hella fun times minded" opinions Death grip capable of strangling the life from the most restrictive of tariffs Eats casseroles Never actually seen an illegal immigrant at least 3 times a Feasts upon the finest food and wine available to humankind by completely optimizing country's comparative advantage week Claims racial superiority, but gets a sunburn Wearing long sleeves until he can get his T-Swift tattoo removed Gets along with literally everyone literally every time he goes outside _Always wearing the Tree-trunk sized quads, from biking everywhere (to cut CO, emissions) best and latest fashion because of vast international trade networks Ideology destined for failure because Has framed picture of a retweet from Charlie Kirk a year ago of complete historical ignorance Has solved every variation of the trolley problem, correctly
"the virgin nationalist" Still hanging on to that same tired look from 2016 Cites a research paper Steely gaze which crumbles all borders that fall in its path Hopelessly single made worse by constantly being Has used several different DNA tests because of "dubious results in several showing multiethnic background every other sentence Ideology capable of prosperity and UN blue, the only superior color _ bringing widespread banned from dating sites for "open hella fun times minded" opinions Death grip capable of strangling the life from the most restrictive of tariffs Eats casseroles Never actually seen an illegal immigrant at least 3 times a Feasts upon the finest food and wine available to humankind by completely optimizing country's comparative advantage week Claims racial superiority, but gets a sunburn Wearing long sleeves until he can get his T-Swift tattoo removed Gets along with literally everyone literally every time he goes outside _Always wearing the Tree-trunk sized quads, from biking everywhere (to cut CO, emissions) best and latest fashion because of vast international trade networks Ideology destined for failure because Has framed picture of a retweet from Charlie Kirk a year ago of complete historical ignorance Has solved every variation of the trolley problem, correctly

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The Brad VvC “Purist” vs The Chad VvC Expander by HitTheBaby

The Brad VvC "Purist" The Chad VvC Expander Upvotes all VvO memes even if he completely disagrees with it "Oh cool, it's Brad instead Angry I used Brad instead of Virgin Downvotes VvC memes he disagrees with of Virgin OUCH actively killing the meme by not allowing it to expand "Chad would never do that!" Will use different characters if they work better for the meme nows that Chad shouldn't be a cookie cutter character Dismisses all extra characters as "fake" Whines about the shift from "Normal vs Absurd" to "Bad vs Good" Appreciates the effort that goes into extra characters, even if he doesn't like them Doesn't care about the shift as long as the memes are still funny
The Brad VvC "Purist" The Chad VvC Expander Upvotes all VvO memes even if he completely disagrees with it "Oh cool, it's Brad instead Angry I used Brad instead of Virgin Downvotes VvC memes he disagrees with of Virgin OUCH actively killing the meme by not allowing it to expand "Chad would never do that!" Will use different characters if they work better for the meme nows that Chad shouldn't be a cookie cutter character Dismisses all extra characters as "fake" Whines about the shift from "Normal vs Absurd" to "Bad vs Good" Appreciates the effort that goes into extra characters, even if he doesn't like them Doesn't care about the shift as long as the memes are still funny

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Posted byu/kdogman639 23 days ago Virgin new Gigachad vs Chad old Chadchad

The Virgin New GigaChad The Chad ChadChad (Gigachad Classic) Is just absolutely massive Would obliterate Lad and Thad in one blow, only Gad himself is a worthy match So insecure he had to get a spray tan, looks like he's from the jersey shore Regular Chad could easily kick his ass, has muscles purely from synthol injections Tries hard not to look depressed, everyone just thinks his smile is creepy and forced Candid neutral smile no ones knows if they're about to be crushed or just receive a friendly greeting A pathetic attempt to cash in on the rapid expansion of the VvC lore The horrifying result of an experimental Chad enhancement program, like the nemesis program but more chadly Even the OG Virgin gets laid more than this guy Has f----- every woman, doesn't know anything about any of them Stuffs his pants, is obvious to everyone Was only created 2 months ago, will be completely forgotten in 2 more While not used anymore, he was the beginning of the of massive lore expansion of VvC and the most die hard fans still remember him High tech Kevlar pants keep massive proportional dong in check, and every stacy would sell her soul for a chance of a mere glimpse
The Virgin New GigaChad The Chad ChadChad (Gigachad Classic) Is just absolutely massive Would obliterate Lad and Thad in one blow, only Gad himself is a worthy match So insecure he had to get a spray tan, looks like he's from the jersey shore Regular Chad could easily kick his ass, has muscles purely from synthol injections Tries hard not to look depressed, everyone just thinks his smile is creepy and forced Candid neutral smile no ones knows if they're about to be crushed or just receive a friendly greeting A pathetic attempt to cash in on the rapid expansion of the VvC lore The horrifying result of an experimental Chad enhancement program, like the nemesis program but more chadly Even the OG Virgin gets laid more than this guy Has f----- every woman, doesn't know anything about any of them Stuffs his pants, is obvious to everyone Was only created 2 months ago, will be completely forgotten in 2 more While not used anymore, he was the beginning of the of massive lore expansion of VvC and the most die hard fans still remember him High tech Kevlar pants keep massive proportional dong in check, and every stacy would sell her soul for a chance of a mere glimpse

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Posted by RhtrM 1 year ago Virgin Cake Cutting vs CHAD PASTRY DESCRUCTION

THE CHAD PASTRY DESTRUCTION the virgin cake cutting cannot picture himself being anywhere else, lives for the present the cake wasn't even his, it belonged to some stranger haha look at how he cuts the cake! clear focus even his family laughed at how bad he is at cutting cakes the cake is cold so it's tough to cut through doesn't eat the cake doesn't want to be here uses the knife they handed to him sharpened his blade for this very moment tried a few different arm positions but none worked so he settled with an ate too much cake and got a stomachache from all the sugar wkward one tries to cut very precisely but ends up uneven on the X, Y, AND Z axises, every slice is shaped differently and some are too big tried to hold the cake still with one hand and got cake on his finger which really upset him forces people to eat the remains of the cake and enjoy it the cake softened up from his body heat because he just got done with his deadlifts
THE CHAD PASTRY DESTRUCTION the virgin cake cutting cannot picture himself being anywhere else, lives for the present the cake wasn't even his, it belonged to some stranger haha look at how he cuts the cake! clear focus even his family laughed at how bad he is at cutting cakes the cake is cold so it's tough to cut through doesn't eat the cake doesn't want to be here uses the knife they handed to him sharpened his blade for this very moment tried a few different arm positions but none worked so he settled with an ate too much cake and got a stomachache from all the sugar wkward one tries to cut very precisely but ends up uneven on the X, Y, AND Z axises, every slice is shaped differently and some are too big tried to hold the cake still with one hand and got cake on his finger which really upset him forces people to eat the remains of the cake and enjoy it the cake softened up from his body heat because he just got done with his deadlifts

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The Virgin Pepe Vs The Chad Moonman by GregorScrungus

The Virgin Pepe The Chad Moonman Is actually racist Makes vaugely offensive comments Pretends to be racist, really just making ego stroking political "Statements" Goes out and kills minorities Is a frog Is the f------ moon Incel head Based off of a f------ Based off a commercial from a business empire Massive chadly chin and hair A11 games about him only work as jokes Was so stupid that creator tried to kil1 him Has a genuinly f------ fun Doom mod based around him No lawsuits No voice, probably really annoying can stop him Smooth TTS voice Either wears no clothes or just a shirt, the savage Classy suit and glasses
The Virgin Pepe The Chad Moonman Is actually racist Makes vaugely offensive comments Pretends to be racist, really just making ego stroking political "Statements" Goes out and kills minorities Is a frog Is the f------ moon Incel head Based off of a f------ Based off a commercial from a business empire Massive chadly chin and hair A11 games about him only work as jokes Was so stupid that creator tried to kil1 him Has a genuinly f------ fun Doom mod based around him No lawsuits No voice, probably really annoying can stop him Smooth TTS voice Either wears no clothes or just a shirt, the savage Classy suit and glasses

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The Wizard Carrot Farmer vs. the LAD Eggplant Harvester by MoneyBaloney

THE LAD EGGPLANT HARVESTER THE WIZARD CARROT FARMER Simply takes what nature offers, never planted a seed in his life Enormous muscles from carrying huge eggplants even his biggest carrot is only the size of a small penis horrible posture from looking down at carrots all day shiny produce has never been seen touching dirt orange body from poor carrot diet beautiful clear skin from having many nutrients always in the dirt filthy produce comes covered in dirt and manure they made an emoji after him can feed a whole village spends half his time planting carrot seeds owns a sexy wheelbarrow great fashion sense but doesnt need clothes to be attractive
THE LAD EGGPLANT HARVESTER THE WIZARD CARROT FARMER Simply takes what nature offers, never planted a seed in his life Enormous muscles from carrying huge eggplants even his biggest carrot is only the size of a small penis horrible posture from looking down at carrots all day shiny produce has never been seen touching dirt orange body from poor carrot diet beautiful clear skin from having many nutrients always in the dirt filthy produce comes covered in dirt and manure they made an emoji after him can feed a whole village spends half his time planting carrot seeds owns a sexy wheelbarrow great fashion sense but doesnt need clothes to be attractive

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Virgin Marvel vs. Alita: Battle Chad

The chad Battle Angel The virgin 'Captain Marvel Traditionally a man, gender changed for no reason Too cute to be supported by feminists 90% machine, still shows more humanity Dour expression, unable to smile Low quality Wonder Woman clone, wearing Superman's costume Has 'female friendship' instead of a love interest. Fembot Has own distinct costume, never copies other franchises Hated by critics, clearly doing something right Beloved by trolls (Russian and otherwise), universally popular Perpetually looking constipated Needs to censor RT even before release Classical hero, ready to sacrifice herself for others Probably stan by in the presence of ev Never offered her heart to anybody Thank God her feet are fully covered Never bribed a critic in her life Doesn't even know what a progressive agenda is
The chad Battle Angel The virgin 'Captain Marvel Traditionally a man, gender changed for no reason Too cute to be supported by feminists 90% machine, still shows more humanity Dour expression, unable to smile Low quality Wonder Woman clone, wearing Superman's costume Has 'female friendship' instead of a love interest. Fembot Has own distinct costume, never copies other franchises Hated by critics, clearly doing something right Beloved by trolls (Russian and otherwise), universally popular Perpetually looking constipated Needs to censor RT even before release Classical hero, ready to sacrifice herself for others Probably stan by in the presence of ev Never offered her heart to anybody Thank God her feet are fully covered Never bribed a critic in her life Doesn't even know what a progressive agenda is

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The Virgin Meta Slave vs. THE CHAD MEMELORD

The Virgin Meta Slave The Chad Memelord Ignores the "Meta" since he enjoys meme oadouts Understands how he messed up when he dies Ignores what he enjoys most Always blames someone else when he dies if it's not "meta" Got his Sniper to "Hale's Own" through idle servers and killing friendlies Wears edgy cosmetics to feel superior, no one actually cares Is wearing the Gibbus and Pyrovision just to add to the meme Is always the one understand/care is friendly Doesn't use stranges yet everyone knows he has thousands of kills Dominating the entire enemy team before they even leave spawn Is somehow being dominated by a hoovy guy who doesn't that everyone else "Wait someone's playing seriously Will yell at his team if they aren't using "Meta" load outs "Why is everyone being friendly on a Casual 2fort server?" Is encouraging his teammates even if they're losing on a casual 2fort server?"
The Virgin Meta Slave The Chad Memelord Ignores the "Meta" since he enjoys meme oadouts Understands how he messed up when he dies Ignores what he enjoys most Always blames someone else when he dies if it's not "meta" Got his Sniper to "Hale's Own" through idle servers and killing friendlies Wears edgy cosmetics to feel superior, no one actually cares Is wearing the Gibbus and Pyrovision just to add to the meme Is always the one understand/care is friendly Doesn't use stranges yet everyone knows he has thousands of kills Dominating the entire enemy team before they even leave spawn Is somehow being dominated by a hoovy guy who doesn't that everyone else "Wait someone's playing seriously Will yell at his team if they aren't using "Meta" load outs "Why is everyone being friendly on a Casual 2fort server?" Is encouraging his teammates even if they're losing on a casual 2fort server?"

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Virgin "Gangster" vs. CHADNIK

Virgin ,Gangster" VS Chadnik Wears s----- cap in a way not intended by its design Thinks not removing size sticker makes it better. Wears a flatcap to protect his perfect hair against Bear attacks Wouldn't dare to smoke cigarettes Health still in horrible condition No respect for his family Not afraid to do some of the hardest drugs that literally rot your insides Still in decent health Respects his babushka more Listens to music using Airpods Literally never even heard of bass than the government 私 S----- bling chain. Probably a fake he paid 600$ for. Chugs beer like its oktoberfest all year. Thinks Japanese text tattoo makes him look tough Doesn't even know what it says Jacked from carrying beer crates. Wears tank top to flex his muscles Doesn't have any to begin with 好 Multiple genuine Rolex watches stolen off rich tourists Pants worn low just like his standards. Been to jail so often he knowS the police officers as best friends лядь! 420, Smoke weed everyday." Never smoked anything besides the oregano his dealer scams him for. Afraid to go to jail Clothing only from adidas Doesn't even consider other brands Thinks ripped jeans are fashionable Make him look like he is homeless instead Smokes cheap cigarretes only Doesnt need weed since the additives get you high already Prefers squatting over any chair Knees so strong not even the mafia could break them if they tried Wears obnoxiously ugly Shoes because ,,They are limited edition" Knees too weak to squat Would rather stand or sit on the dirty ground Adidas Sees no difference between vodka and voda Blasts hardbass using only subwoofer that he got from a car he jacked Heels always on the ground Heels wouldn't dare to touch the ground
Virgin ,Gangster" VS Chadnik Wears s----- cap in a way not intended by its design Thinks not removing size sticker makes it better. Wears a flatcap to protect his perfect hair against Bear attacks Wouldn't dare to smoke cigarettes Health still in horrible condition No respect for his family Not afraid to do some of the hardest drugs that literally rot your insides Still in decent health Respects his babushka more Listens to music using Airpods Literally never even heard of bass than the government 私 S----- bling chain. Probably a fake he paid 600$ for. Chugs beer like its oktoberfest all year. Thinks Japanese text tattoo makes him look tough Doesn't even know what it says Jacked from carrying beer crates. Wears tank top to flex his muscles Doesn't have any to begin with 好 Multiple genuine Rolex watches stolen off rich tourists Pants worn low just like his standards. Been to jail so often he knowS the police officers as best friends лядь! 420, Smoke weed everyday." Never smoked anything besides the oregano his dealer scams him for. Afraid to go to jail Clothing only from adidas Doesn't even consider other brands Thinks ripped jeans are fashionable Make him look like he is homeless instead Smokes cheap cigarretes only Doesnt need weed since the additives get you high already Prefers squatting over any chair Knees so strong not even the mafia could break them if they tried Wears obnoxiously ugly Shoes because ,,They are limited edition" Knees too weak to squat Would rather stand or sit on the dirty ground Adidas Sees no difference between vodka and voda Blasts hardbass using only subwoofer that he got from a car he jacked Heels always on the ground Heels wouldn't dare to touch the ground

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The Virgin Mowgli vs. THE CHAD TARZAN

THE VIRGIN MOWGLY THE CHAD TARZAN Schoolboy hair, probably all greasy Convinced waifu to move in with him Luscious natural dreadlocks Has to move in with waifu and leave the cool cat and bear Fur diapper Not a part of the pack anymore Now leads the gorillas -Breezy loincloth to keep his Struggles to climb tree despite living his whole life in the jungle manlyhood fresh Scrawny arms and legs Killer thighs and calves Gracefully swings on vines and branches to go around in the jungle
THE VIRGIN MOWGLY THE CHAD TARZAN Schoolboy hair, probably all greasy Convinced waifu to move in with him Luscious natural dreadlocks Has to move in with waifu and leave the cool cat and bear Fur diapper Not a part of the pack anymore Now leads the gorillas -Breezy loincloth to keep his Struggles to climb tree despite living his whole life in the jungle manlyhood fresh Scrawny arms and legs Killer thighs and calves Gracefully swings on vines and branches to go around in the jungle

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