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Virgin Peta v. CHAD TIGER KING

THE VIRGIN PETA VS THE CHAD TIGER KING A F------ badass hair CHAD Claims to save animals Soy boys, and yet kills them Feminazis rule it u/eliteplasma Stupid sign killed a lady for for trying to take his tigers Uses scare tactics to gain followers MEAT IS MURDER Would likely s--- Literally goes face to face with tigers Hated by the internet himself twice over before going near a tiger His name is literally Joe Exotic, coolest s---
THE VIRGIN PETA VS THE CHAD TIGER KING A F------ badass hair CHAD Claims to save animals Soy boys, and yet kills them Feminazis rule it u/eliteplasma Stupid sign killed a lady for for trying to take his tigers Uses scare tactics to gain followers MEAT IS MURDER Would likely s--- Literally goes face to face with tigers Hated by the internet himself twice over before going near a tiger His name is literally Joe Exotic, coolest s---

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Virgin Modern Anime v. CHAD CLASSIC ANIME

The Virgin The Chad Could still be running 20 years later, never diminishes in quality (read One Piece gdi) Modern anime Classic Anime Male character knows it's good to hang out with bros every so often; still appreciates the company of women both platonically and Female protagonists Gets voted anime of the decade because its fans have a memory of with hair to their f------ a goldfish (should've been fukcin' space dandy gdi) calfs h-------- Mechs probably need more than one pilot for some dumb reason, intimately Variety of art timeless styles, each solidifying them in history Male main character even though there's almost surrounded by harem of never a mech women, somehow still a virgin; no bros to hang Doesn't need to be isekai'd to a new world to be interesting; out with Unoriginally takes place in a fantasy gives exposition naturally 9 out of ten times is an isekai, attempts to mask exposition by explaining it world with elves Clever writing, doesn't resort to sexuallizing its female characters every five minutes to get a laugh and goblins to MC Wields a boring-ass katana Male character can be 40-year-old chad with bulging muscles, doesn't Thinks constant sex jokes and references sex is peak Thinks every flat-chested girl is a loli; lewds her comedy Takes place in space, in the past, in a fantasy world, who knows? The possibilities are endless anyway Will be forgotten by next season, only remembered by its big-tiddy Stacy waifu of the month Cell-drawn animation painstakingly drawn by hand, animators are truly masters of th Digitally drawn animation, copy-pasted background patterns, CGI horses Boring, bland art styles; afraid to have creative at the risk of alienating virgin weebs that want pretty waifus Wields a massive Wears a variety of absurd There WILL be giant f------ claymore the size of bulge clothes, makes it stylish and will be worn by cosplayers for generations mechs, and that's always awesome; doesn't need more then one pilot, only wears a track suit for some reason idfk combining is optional
The Virgin The Chad Could still be running 20 years later, never diminishes in quality (read One Piece gdi) Modern anime Classic Anime Male character knows it's good to hang out with bros every so often; still appreciates the company of women both platonically and Female protagonists Gets voted anime of the decade because its fans have a memory of with hair to their f------ a goldfish (should've been fukcin' space dandy gdi) calfs h-------- Mechs probably need more than one pilot for some dumb reason, intimately Variety of art timeless styles, each solidifying them in history Male main character even though there's almost surrounded by harem of never a mech women, somehow still a virgin; no bros to hang Doesn't need to be isekai'd to a new world to be interesting; out with Unoriginally takes place in a fantasy gives exposition naturally 9 out of ten times is an isekai, attempts to mask exposition by explaining it world with elves Clever writing, doesn't resort to sexuallizing its female characters every five minutes to get a laugh and goblins to MC Wields a boring-ass katana Male character can be 40-year-old chad with bulging muscles, doesn't Thinks constant sex jokes and references sex is peak Thinks every flat-chested girl is a loli; lewds her comedy Takes place in space, in the past, in a fantasy world, who knows? The possibilities are endless anyway Will be forgotten by next season, only remembered by its big-tiddy Stacy waifu of the month Cell-drawn animation painstakingly drawn by hand, animators are truly masters of th Digitally drawn animation, copy-pasted background patterns, CGI horses Boring, bland art styles; afraid to have creative at the risk of alienating virgin weebs that want pretty waifus Wields a massive Wears a variety of absurd There WILL be giant f------ claymore the size of bulge clothes, makes it stylish and will be worn by cosplayers for generations mechs, and that's always awesome; doesn't need more then one pilot, only wears a track suit for some reason idfk combining is optional

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Virgin American Funeral v. Chad Dancing Pallbearers

THE CHAD AFRICAN FUNERAL VIRGIN WESTERN FUNERAL DEAD, WILL LIVE FOREVER AS A MEME ANYWAY SO BORING THE ATTENDEES WISHED THEY WERE DEAD THEMSELVES WILL BE FORGOTTEN IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AT MOST PEOPLE CRY, NOT MANLY AT ALL CARRIED BY A BUNCH OF WEAK "MEN" PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH, CRYING IS FOR P------ RIP S----- BROWN COFFIN CARRIED BY PROFESSIONAL DANCING PALLBEARERS NO MUSIC, CAN HEAR THE SOBBING OF THE WEAKLINGS ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS BLASTED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR ALL TO HEAR NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A S--- TO TAPE IT SHINY WHITE COFFIN FOOTAGE OF THE FUNERAL WILL BE REUSED FOR MEMES (DIED FOR A GOOD CAUSE)
THE CHAD AFRICAN FUNERAL VIRGIN WESTERN FUNERAL DEAD, WILL LIVE FOREVER AS A MEME ANYWAY SO BORING THE ATTENDEES WISHED THEY WERE DEAD THEMSELVES WILL BE FORGOTTEN IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AT MOST PEOPLE CRY, NOT MANLY AT ALL CARRIED BY A BUNCH OF WEAK "MEN" PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH, CRYING IS FOR P------ RIP S----- BROWN COFFIN CARRIED BY PROFESSIONAL DANCING PALLBEARERS NO MUSIC, CAN HEAR THE SOBBING OF THE WEAKLINGS ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS BLASTED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR ALL TO HEAR NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A S--- TO TAPE IT SHINY WHITE COFFIN FOOTAGE OF THE FUNERAL WILL BE REUSED FOR MEMES (DIED FOR A GOOD CAUSE)

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virgin inventor v. CHAD INVENTOR

The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad
The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad

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Aperture Science v. BLACK MESA

The Virgin Aperture Science The CHAD BLACK MESA One of it's worker's daughter defeated some turrets with a portal gun One of it's workers It's administrator survived killed hundreds of It's administrator died two alien invasions terryfing aliens with due to some moon rocks and even became the a crowbar and even entire Earth's defeated their ruler administrator A survivor probably sacrificed himself for Antagonist are A bunch survivors teamed up and helped defeating a powerful empire saving one person soldiers with an Al way ahead of it's time Antagonist is robot that is stuck in the falicity, can't even go outside Funded by military Literally travelled to a different dimension Not funded by military for teleportation Made teleportation possible using IRL physics
The Virgin Aperture Science The CHAD BLACK MESA One of it's worker's daughter defeated some turrets with a portal gun One of it's workers It's administrator survived killed hundreds of It's administrator died two alien invasions terryfing aliens with due to some moon rocks and even became the a crowbar and even entire Earth's defeated their ruler administrator A survivor probably sacrificed himself for Antagonist are A bunch survivors teamed up and helped defeating a powerful empire saving one person soldiers with an Al way ahead of it's time Antagonist is robot that is stuck in the falicity, can't even go outside Funded by military Literally travelled to a different dimension Not funded by military for teleportation Made teleportation possible using IRL physics

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The Virgin Looking At Memes v. THE CHAD BEING THE MEME

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Shitpostin' like a boss

THE CHAD REPLY-TO-EVERY-POST- The virgin comment-once-and-be-done AND-EVERY-COMMENT copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste can't believe you all care lol you're all so mad about this gives his opinion copy+paste copy+paste nothing else to say copy+paste f------ 'spergs bunch of snowflakes copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste (okay, maybe just another frivolous quip to lighten the mood) copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste COPY+ copy+paste i'm mad? no you're mad! PASTE copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste gonna downvote me? lol you all can't accept how right i am lol copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste
THE CHAD REPLY-TO-EVERY-POST- The virgin comment-once-and-be-done AND-EVERY-COMMENT copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste can't believe you all care lol you're all so mad about this gives his opinion copy+paste copy+paste nothing else to say copy+paste f------ 'spergs bunch of snowflakes copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste (okay, maybe just another frivolous quip to lighten the mood) copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste COPY+ copy+paste i'm mad? no you're mad! PASTE copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste gonna downvote me? lol you all can't accept how right i am lol copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste

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Virgin Family Pride Ride v. other family rides

The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century
The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century

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Choose your emperor wisely

VS The Chad Emperial Flry The Virgin "Imperial Navy" Standard, ran of the mill ship is 4-6 km bong Fainted in pleasing cofors that strike fear ởn the hoarts of Boring grey monotone Literally a Standard ship isn't even 1 km long Imao space dorito Crushes rekelions eery day Easily destroyed by space terrorists Gglng silhin 500,000 km is a Has a giant status Xenos are tolerated Elses shau fabor cérlagn dealh senlenet Gets destroyed when Bruh are these Fakes sereral genérationg to ké copmpleted, dach ship is a work of art hlaszed by the Emptror supposed to be lasers? Placrocannong that shoot sholls the st of nulghorhoods rammed Doesn't even last 10,000 years, weak
VS The Chad Emperial Flry The Virgin "Imperial Navy" Standard, ran of the mill ship is 4-6 km bong Fainted in pleasing cofors that strike fear ởn the hoarts of Boring grey monotone Literally a Standard ship isn't even 1 km long Imao space dorito Crushes rekelions eery day Easily destroyed by space terrorists Gglng silhin 500,000 km is a Has a giant status Xenos are tolerated Elses shau fabor cérlagn dealh senlenet Gets destroyed when Bruh are these Fakes sereral genérationg to ké copmpleted, dach ship is a work of art hlaszed by the Emptror supposed to be lasers? Placrocannong that shoot sholls the st of nulghorhoods rammed Doesn't even last 10,000 years, weak

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The virgin B-class Fubuki vs The Chadette Monster Queen Psykos

The Virgin B-class Fubuki The Chadette Monster Queen Psykos Stylish attire and sexy long hair Created a psychic o monster stronger than Black boring robe and s----- rectangular hair Lifts a person at 17, one of the strongest Fubuki Lifts a truck at 17, still dragons at 23 lifts a truck at 23 The Monster King Beta orbiter of Saitama Orochi is her slave The Monster Queen Stays B class because of inferiority complex, no ambition extremely competent scientist, Did countless monster experiments which resulted in creating Orochi who plans to rule over Incompetent leader ruling over a bunch of the world. fodder B class Biggest boobs in the and monster cells. Strongest technique can't defeat an almost Scared of mutiny series Scared of a gay ninja Scared of Psykos' dog Makes Genus look like a naked blondie joke at 23 Leader of high dragons and competent Scared of her sister humiliated by a moving Made Orochi into her strategist energy tank to become an above dragon monster fan. Constantly on a diet Former underling is doing better by himself Got over 500 monsters underlings, lots being stronger than Fubuki, doesn't give a Only drinks wine, still in best shape virgin Scared just seeing the hole where Psykos was fighting Cares too much about f--- about them. Almost killed Tatsumaki not hurting her underlings even if they're brainwashed with a powerful anti esper technique. Weakest technique is chibaku tensei from a puppet with only a por- tion of her full power Looks down literally and figuratively on Tatsumaki, even after the table lift

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The Joel vs The Drake

The Joel THE DRAKE has nothing but weapons, backpack for tools just like normal human still survives both the desert any and cold Himalayan mountains snarky, charismatic and handsome angry, sad, groomy always depressed gets in insta-killed by some blind fungus-head rando with skinny arms protagonist role lost already in the 2nd game protagonist in every single game he's in beats in CQC trained men who are twice his size post-timeskip romance is just barely implied enemies consist of hobos, wild ill people and some glorified militia rednecks destroyed every lost city he found for the lols has canonically banged both the women that defeated private armies, plus mercenaries, monsters, tanks, helicopters and superhumans assisted him in his numerous adventures
The Joel THE DRAKE has nothing but weapons, backpack for tools just like normal human still survives both the desert any and cold Himalayan mountains snarky, charismatic and handsome angry, sad, groomy always depressed gets in insta-killed by some blind fungus-head rando with skinny arms protagonist role lost already in the 2nd game protagonist in every single game he's in beats in CQC trained men who are twice his size post-timeskip romance is just barely implied enemies consist of hobos, wild ill people and some glorified militia rednecks destroyed every lost city he found for the lols has canonically banged both the women that defeated private armies, plus mercenaries, monsters, tanks, helicopters and superhumans assisted him in his numerous adventures

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Virgin Remote Teaching v. CHAD REMOTE LEARNING

The Virgin Professor teaching from home The Chad student learning from home Vewont - Water-cooled gaming rig - Broadcast-quality streaming studio - Family respect independence, leave food at door - Glorious baritone carried by classic Electro-Voice RE-20 - Lumbar caressed by tasteful Gaming Throne - Will make $400 per hour streaming this evening - Seamless co-ordination with peers on group projects - Born in a world where all education free, one click away - Getting a refund on course fees anyway - Actual Hot Wheels 1999 PC - Tiny, messy kitchen table - Family disruption - Annoying voice barely picked up by terrible mic - Hard kitchen chair causing spinal damage - Will make $ Jack S--- $ per hour today - "Can you hear me now?... oh, sorry" - Uses books and physical media, omg lame - Getting made redundant next month anyway
The Virgin Professor teaching from home The Chad student learning from home Vewont - Water-cooled gaming rig - Broadcast-quality streaming studio - Family respect independence, leave food at door - Glorious baritone carried by classic Electro-Voice RE-20 - Lumbar caressed by tasteful Gaming Throne - Will make $400 per hour streaming this evening - Seamless co-ordination with peers on group projects - Born in a world where all education free, one click away - Getting a refund on course fees anyway - Actual Hot Wheels 1999 PC - Tiny, messy kitchen table - Family disruption - Annoying voice barely picked up by terrible mic - Hard kitchen chair causing spinal damage - Will make $ Jack S--- $ per hour today - "Can you hear me now?... oh, sorry" - Uses books and physical media, omg lame - Getting made redundant next month anyway

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The Virgin Rock Bassist v. THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST

THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST Loud and proud afro The Virgin Rock Bassist Is very audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Needs a metrọnome to keep the rhythm Most well Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change Uses a different tuning for every song known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesd the band Often uses 5 Least recognizable member of the band Irreplacable and 6 string Plays exclusively 4 string basses basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main Least talented member of the band song composer for the band Only uses E and' A strings Only plays with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist Live performances have new parts and improvised solos ouch and often sings leads Live performances are just crappier versions of the Will probably end úp being replaced Feels the rhythm and doesn't need a Only sometimes sings bącking vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist metronome album
THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST Loud and proud afro The Virgin Rock Bassist Is very audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Needs a metrọnome to keep the rhythm Most well Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change Uses a different tuning for every song known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesd the band Often uses 5 Least recognizable member of the band Irreplacable and 6 string Plays exclusively 4 string basses basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main Least talented member of the band song composer for the band Only uses E and' A strings Only plays with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist Live performances have new parts and improvised solos ouch and often sings leads Live performances are just crappier versions of the Will probably end úp being replaced Feels the rhythm and doesn't need a Only sometimes sings bącking vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist metronome album

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Aussie Shitposter vs Leaf Poster

THE VIRGIN "Hey, bud" THE CHAD >F------ Aussies AUSSIE SHITPOSTER ABHORRENT LEAF POSTER Relies too much on their reputation, often dissapoints Thinks they're a based country, just another cucked anglo colony Their politics are a complete mystery because no one cares >Based Leaf Cucked as f---, doesn't care Nobody can draw their flag Has never heard of a decent Indecipherable slang Easily recognizable leaf proudly displayed post Not even a livestream of World famous meme PM a mosque shooting can make them interesting Makes effort posts, Spams bait posts, gets infinite (you)s gets no replies Becomes famous simply by the existence of their grocery store prices
THE VIRGIN "Hey, bud" THE CHAD >F------ Aussies AUSSIE SHITPOSTER ABHORRENT LEAF POSTER Relies too much on their reputation, often dissapoints Thinks they're a based country, just another cucked anglo colony Their politics are a complete mystery because no one cares >Based Leaf Cucked as f---, doesn't care Nobody can draw their flag Has never heard of a decent Indecipherable slang Easily recognizable leaf proudly displayed post Not even a livestream of World famous meme PM a mosque shooting can make them interesting Makes effort posts, Spams bait posts, gets infinite (you)s gets no replies Becomes famous simply by the existence of their grocery store prices

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Imperial Weeb vs US Marine

mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court s----- mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern p--- from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to r--- Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thanks to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes
mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court s----- mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern p--- from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to r--- Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thanks to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes

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Virgin Camping v. CHAD SURVIVAL ISLAND

Vigrin Camping Chad Island Survival not alone, has a friend to talk to lamest vacation imaginable spends his time pretending to be homeless exciting outdoor activity regrets going outdoors 000 whole island is his home completely alone HELP! Chad is the reason why he is stuck on island in the first place will get mauled by a bear or something single predator on island cats every bug he stumbles upon bugs, bugs everywhere
Vigrin Camping Chad Island Survival not alone, has a friend to talk to lamest vacation imaginable spends his time pretending to be homeless exciting outdoor activity regrets going outdoors 000 whole island is his home completely alone HELP! Chad is the reason why he is stuck on island in the first place will get mauled by a bear or something single predator on island cats every bug he stumbles upon bugs, bugs everywhere

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The Virgin Republic of China v. The Chad Republic of China (...in Taiwan)

The Virgin Peoples Republic of China The Chad Republic of China (Taiwan) Treats minorities Less than 400 corona- Throws minorities with respect Tries to infiltrate reddit to cases in concentration camps (insecurity) appear less unsuccessful Polluted cities, incapable of sorting out mess Income on par with Western Europe -rich but does not need to Freedom of speech, can handle criticism No freedom of speech, because of massive Lower income than cannot deal with show off shlong Russia, poor af criticism Democraticy, does not feel the need to Clean cities, fresh air, beautiful scenery Totalitarian surveillance state, control and patronise has to spy on its citizens (fear) More than 80.000 citizens corona-cases
The Virgin Peoples Republic of China The Chad Republic of China (Taiwan) Treats minorities Less than 400 corona- Throws minorities with respect Tries to infiltrate reddit to cases in concentration camps (insecurity) appear less unsuccessful Polluted cities, incapable of sorting out mess Income on par with Western Europe -rich but does not need to Freedom of speech, can handle criticism No freedom of speech, because of massive Lower income than cannot deal with show off shlong Russia, poor af criticism Democraticy, does not feel the need to Clean cities, fresh air, beautiful scenery Totalitarian surveillance state, control and patronise has to spy on its citizens (fear) More than 80.000 citizens corona-cases

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"The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself
"The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself

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