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Virgin Mario vs. CHAD MICKEY

THE VIRGIN MARIO VS THE CHAD MICKEY Has a girlfriend which he married to His girlfriend rejected him He fails to protect her Always protects her Abuses his brother Doesn't abuse Donald nor Goofy Kidnapped a gorilla and tor tured it's son Cares for animals Commits turtle murder His company can't compete with Sony His company can compete with Warner Bros and Nickelodeon Has less money Has much more money Never won a Game of the Year award Won an Oscar just for existing
THE VIRGIN MARIO VS THE CHAD MICKEY Has a girlfriend which he married to His girlfriend rejected him He fails to protect her Always protects her Abuses his brother Doesn't abuse Donald nor Goofy Kidnapped a gorilla and tor tured it's son Cares for animals Commits turtle murder His company can't compete with Sony His company can compete with Warner Bros and Nickelodeon Has less money Has much more money Never won a Game of the Year award Won an Oscar just for existing

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New Leaf v. NEW HORIZONS

The Virgin New Leaf The Chad New Horizons VS. Pole vaults over streams Builds her own house Needs to buy a house Needs to build a bridge/ Starts village from the ground up Makes her to cross a stream own tools Buys tools Graphics are ugly as s--- Graphics bring a tear to eye with its beauty
The Virgin New Leaf The Chad New Horizons VS. Pole vaults over streams Builds her own house Needs to buy a house Needs to build a bridge/ Starts village from the ground up Makes her to cross a stream own tools Buys tools Graphics are ugly as s--- Graphics bring a tear to eye with its beauty

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Virgin Housecat v. CHAD TIGER


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Virgin Human v. CHAD ISLAND


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The Virgin Satanist v. The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist

The Virgin Satanist Vs The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist Tentacular appendage like in his favorite Henti Found true Basically just another Is really just an Atheist edgelord needing attention enlightenment through the deranged babbling and whispers in his retarded Religion dreams Most likely a p-------- Thinks there's a good/bad side of the universe but Knows that there is Preaches no such thing as good or evil just the malevolent howling only the Eldritch truth Just wants an chooses to worships the evil side. excuse to of the engage in carnal of the void mollusks Cosmos hedonism Worships Worships a "Fallen Angel", sounds gay as f--- Mental G`o'snah'zatorian the hospitals can't Ravager of Galaxies confine him forever
The Virgin Satanist Vs The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist Tentacular appendage like in his favorite Henti Found true Basically just another Is really just an Atheist edgelord needing attention enlightenment through the deranged babbling and whispers in his retarded Religion dreams Most likely a p-------- Thinks there's a good/bad side of the universe but Knows that there is Preaches no such thing as good or evil just the malevolent howling only the Eldritch truth Just wants an chooses to worships the evil side. excuse to of the engage in carnal of the void mollusks Cosmos hedonism Worships Worships a "Fallen Angel", sounds gay as f--- Mental G`o'snah'zatorian the hospitals can't Ravager of Galaxies confine him forever

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The 21st Century Wanker v. The 20th Century Chap v. The 19th Century Lad

21st century wanker 20th Century Chap 19th Century Lad Fought in Two World Wars, would do it again Fights Thad Zulus without feare scared of weapons The only time he Rejects slavery, colonizes Africa instead cried was as he embraces watched his Empire be the police state relinquished after Ww2 For the Glory has no cause For King and Country of Britannia
21st century wanker 20th Century Chap 19th Century Lad Fought in Two World Wars, would do it again Fights Thad Zulus without feare scared of weapons The only time he Rejects slavery, colonizes Africa instead cried was as he embraces watched his Empire be the police state relinquished after Ww2 For the Glory has no cause For King and Country of Britannia

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Virgin Modern Music v. CHAD PALEO-ROCK v. THAD WHITE NOISE


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NUCLEAR FALLOUT


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The Virgin Industrial Slave v. The Chad Anarcho-Primitivist

Banprim gang The Virgin Industrial Slave The Chad Anarcho-Primitivist Sleeps under the Milky Way Remarkable physical & mental Only concerned with health Strong family and community relationships food, water and shelter Consumes toxic food Displays of emotion repressed and substituted with synthetic dog s--- and polluted water Self-determination Life is full of NPC in the matrix wonder and Free thinker Wants what isn't needed purpose Votes unironically 20 hour work week Resentful and never heard of taxes Considers themselves spoiled kids Fishin with the lucky to have a 9 to 5 Manufactured consent boys Taxed to high hell Socio-economic system so strong it lasted for 200,000+ years Hasn't talked to his Liberated from the neighbor in a year Interchangeable cog in a cucked system chains of Sexless marriage desire and comfort Constantly roaming the lands, home is where your rug rests Requires drugs to cope with pathetic lifestyle Mailed a bomb to Expression through consumption Creates beautiful art just for the sake of creation your boss Only measure of time is the moon and sun Mild autism from Victimhood No Kings. no masters vaccines
Banprim gang The Virgin Industrial Slave The Chad Anarcho-Primitivist Sleeps under the Milky Way Remarkable physical & mental Only concerned with health Strong family and community relationships food, water and shelter Consumes toxic food Displays of emotion repressed and substituted with synthetic dog s--- and polluted water Self-determination Life is full of NPC in the matrix wonder and Free thinker Wants what isn't needed purpose Votes unironically 20 hour work week Resentful and never heard of taxes Considers themselves spoiled kids Fishin with the lucky to have a 9 to 5 Manufactured consent boys Taxed to high hell Socio-economic system so strong it lasted for 200,000+ years Hasn't talked to his Liberated from the neighbor in a year Interchangeable cog in a cucked system chains of Sexless marriage desire and comfort Constantly roaming the lands, home is where your rug rests Requires drugs to cope with pathetic lifestyle Mailed a bomb to Expression through consumption Creates beautiful art just for the sake of creation your boss Only measure of time is the moon and sun Mild autism from Victimhood No Kings. no masters vaccines

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Virgin Jerry Seinfeld v. CHAD MEL BROOKS

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Has The Schwartz Bee Movie Land mine defuser Has a rarely watched Netflix in WW2 show Did first Producers Brick Wall Too many movies to count that were standup Had a great tv show... 30 years all funny ago Rabbi Tuckman Blazing Saddles Virgin Jerry Seinfeld Chad Mel Brooks

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Virgin Peta v. CHAD TIGER KING

THE VIRGIN PETA VS THE CHAD TIGER KING A F------ badass hair CHAD Claims to save animals Soy boys, and yet kills them Feminazis rule it u/eliteplasma Stupid sign killed a lady for for trying to take his tigers Uses scare tactics to gain followers MEAT IS MURDER Would likely s--- Literally goes face to face with tigers Hated by the internet himself twice over before going near a tiger His name is literally Joe Exotic, coolest s---
THE VIRGIN PETA VS THE CHAD TIGER KING A F------ badass hair CHAD Claims to save animals Soy boys, and yet kills them Feminazis rule it u/eliteplasma Stupid sign killed a lady for for trying to take his tigers Uses scare tactics to gain followers MEAT IS MURDER Would likely s--- Literally goes face to face with tigers Hated by the internet himself twice over before going near a tiger His name is literally Joe Exotic, coolest s---

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Virgin Modern Anime v. CHAD CLASSIC ANIME

The Virgin The Chad Could still be running 20 years later, never diminishes in quality (read One Piece gdi) Modern anime Classic Anime Male character knows it's good to hang out with bros every so often; still appreciates the company of women both platonically and Female protagonists Gets voted anime of the decade because its fans have a memory of with hair to their f------ a goldfish (should've been fukcin' space dandy gdi) calfs h-------- Mechs probably need more than one pilot for some dumb reason, intimately Variety of art timeless styles, each solidifying them in history Male main character even though there's almost surrounded by harem of never a mech women, somehow still a virgin; no bros to hang Doesn't need to be isekai'd to a new world to be interesting; out with Unoriginally takes place in a fantasy gives exposition naturally 9 out of ten times is an isekai, attempts to mask exposition by explaining it world with elves Clever writing, doesn't resort to sexuallizing its female characters every five minutes to get a laugh and goblins to MC Wields a boring-ass katana Male character can be 40-year-old chad with bulging muscles, doesn't Thinks constant sex jokes and references sex is peak Thinks every flat-chested girl is a loli; lewds her comedy Takes place in space, in the past, in a fantasy world, who knows? The possibilities are endless anyway Will be forgotten by next season, only remembered by its big-tiddy Stacy waifu of the month Cell-drawn animation painstakingly drawn by hand, animators are truly masters of th Digitally drawn animation, copy-pasted background patterns, CGI horses Boring, bland art styles; afraid to have creative at the risk of alienating virgin weebs that want pretty waifus Wields a massive Wears a variety of absurd There WILL be giant f------ claymore the size of bulge clothes, makes it stylish and will be worn by cosplayers for generations mechs, and that's always awesome; doesn't need more then one pilot, only wears a track suit for some reason idfk combining is optional
The Virgin The Chad Could still be running 20 years later, never diminishes in quality (read One Piece gdi) Modern anime Classic Anime Male character knows it's good to hang out with bros every so often; still appreciates the company of women both platonically and Female protagonists Gets voted anime of the decade because its fans have a memory of with hair to their f------ a goldfish (should've been fukcin' space dandy gdi) calfs h-------- Mechs probably need more than one pilot for some dumb reason, intimately Variety of art timeless styles, each solidifying them in history Male main character even though there's almost surrounded by harem of never a mech women, somehow still a virgin; no bros to hang Doesn't need to be isekai'd to a new world to be interesting; out with Unoriginally takes place in a fantasy gives exposition naturally 9 out of ten times is an isekai, attempts to mask exposition by explaining it world with elves Clever writing, doesn't resort to sexuallizing its female characters every five minutes to get a laugh and goblins to MC Wields a boring-ass katana Male character can be 40-year-old chad with bulging muscles, doesn't Thinks constant sex jokes and references sex is peak Thinks every flat-chested girl is a loli; lewds her comedy Takes place in space, in the past, in a fantasy world, who knows? The possibilities are endless anyway Will be forgotten by next season, only remembered by its big-tiddy Stacy waifu of the month Cell-drawn animation painstakingly drawn by hand, animators are truly masters of th Digitally drawn animation, copy-pasted background patterns, CGI horses Boring, bland art styles; afraid to have creative at the risk of alienating virgin weebs that want pretty waifus Wields a massive Wears a variety of absurd There WILL be giant f------ claymore the size of bulge clothes, makes it stylish and will be worn by cosplayers for generations mechs, and that's always awesome; doesn't need more then one pilot, only wears a track suit for some reason idfk combining is optional

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Virgin American Funeral v. Chad Dancing Pallbearers

THE CHAD AFRICAN FUNERAL VIRGIN WESTERN FUNERAL DEAD, WILL LIVE FOREVER AS A MEME ANYWAY SO BORING THE ATTENDEES WISHED THEY WERE DEAD THEMSELVES WILL BE FORGOTTEN IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AT MOST PEOPLE CRY, NOT MANLY AT ALL CARRIED BY A BUNCH OF WEAK "MEN" PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH, CRYING IS FOR P------ RIP S----- BROWN COFFIN CARRIED BY PROFESSIONAL DANCING PALLBEARERS NO MUSIC, CAN HEAR THE SOBBING OF THE WEAKLINGS ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS BLASTED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR ALL TO HEAR NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A S--- TO TAPE IT SHINY WHITE COFFIN FOOTAGE OF THE FUNERAL WILL BE REUSED FOR MEMES (DIED FOR A GOOD CAUSE)
THE CHAD AFRICAN FUNERAL VIRGIN WESTERN FUNERAL DEAD, WILL LIVE FOREVER AS A MEME ANYWAY SO BORING THE ATTENDEES WISHED THEY WERE DEAD THEMSELVES WILL BE FORGOTTEN IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AT MOST PEOPLE CRY, NOT MANLY AT ALL CARRIED BY A BUNCH OF WEAK "MEN" PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH, CRYING IS FOR P------ RIP S----- BROWN COFFIN CARRIED BY PROFESSIONAL DANCING PALLBEARERS NO MUSIC, CAN HEAR THE SOBBING OF THE WEAKLINGS ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS BLASTED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR ALL TO HEAR NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A S--- TO TAPE IT SHINY WHITE COFFIN FOOTAGE OF THE FUNERAL WILL BE REUSED FOR MEMES (DIED FOR A GOOD CAUSE)

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virgin inventor v. CHAD INVENTOR

The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad
The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad

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Aperture Science v. BLACK MESA

The Virgin Aperture Science The CHAD BLACK MESA One of it's worker's daughter defeated some turrets with a portal gun One of it's workers It's administrator survived killed hundreds of It's administrator died two alien invasions terryfing aliens with due to some moon rocks and even became the a crowbar and even entire Earth's defeated their ruler administrator A survivor probably sacrificed himself for Antagonist are A bunch survivors teamed up and helped defeating a powerful empire saving one person soldiers with an Al way ahead of it's time Antagonist is robot that is stuck in the falicity, can't even go outside Funded by military Literally travelled to a different dimension Not funded by military for teleportation Made teleportation possible using IRL physics
The Virgin Aperture Science The CHAD BLACK MESA One of it's worker's daughter defeated some turrets with a portal gun One of it's workers It's administrator survived killed hundreds of It's administrator died two alien invasions terryfing aliens with due to some moon rocks and even became the a crowbar and even entire Earth's defeated their ruler administrator A survivor probably sacrificed himself for Antagonist are A bunch survivors teamed up and helped defeating a powerful empire saving one person soldiers with an Al way ahead of it's time Antagonist is robot that is stuck in the falicity, can't even go outside Funded by military Literally travelled to a different dimension Not funded by military for teleportation Made teleportation possible using IRL physics

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The Virgin Looking At Memes v. THE CHAD BEING THE MEME

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Shitpostin' like a boss

THE CHAD REPLY-TO-EVERY-POST- The virgin comment-once-and-be-done AND-EVERY-COMMENT copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste can't believe you all care lol you're all so mad about this gives his opinion copy+paste copy+paste nothing else to say copy+paste f------ 'spergs bunch of snowflakes copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste (okay, maybe just another frivolous quip to lighten the mood) copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste COPY+ copy+paste i'm mad? no you're mad! PASTE copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste gonna downvote me? lol you all can't accept how right i am lol copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste
THE CHAD REPLY-TO-EVERY-POST- The virgin comment-once-and-be-done AND-EVERY-COMMENT copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste can't believe you all care lol you're all so mad about this gives his opinion copy+paste copy+paste nothing else to say copy+paste f------ 'spergs bunch of snowflakes copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste (okay, maybe just another frivolous quip to lighten the mood) copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste COPY+ copy+paste i'm mad? no you're mad! PASTE copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste gonna downvote me? lol you all can't accept how right i am lol copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste

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Virgin Family Pride Ride v. other family rides

The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century
The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century

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