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Eggo Waffles are serious goddamn business

00 Sprint 1:53 AM gamzee-makara YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU F------ STARVE DON'T BE THAT P---- NERD S--- WHO LEAVES ONE F------ WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX

00 Sprint 1:53 AM gamzee-makara YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU F------ STARVE DON'T BE THAT P---- NERD S--- WHO LEAVES ONE F------ WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX

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Differences between “brutal honesty” and “loving honesty”

BRUTAL HONESTY Makes only the truth-teller feel good Assumes stupidity of the recipient Isn't necessarily vital for the recipient to know Is usually expressed spontaneously Is said out of irritation with the other person LOVING HONESTY Is difficult for both speaker and recipien Understands that the recipient is intelligent and can make the best decisions about his/her lif Is vital that the recipient know Is usually expressed after a great deal of thou Is offered out of concern for the other's well-being tanacetum-vulgare: darkarfs: I feel like there are a million people who need to understand this wow this breakdown is actually super helpful to think about Image: A chart laying out differences between "brutal honesty" and "loving honesty". BRUTAL HONESTY// LOVING HONESTY - Makes only the truth-teller feel good// Is difficult for both speaker and recipient Assumes stupidity of the recipient // Understands that the recipient is intelligent and can make the best decisions about his/her life - Isn't necessarily vital for the recipient to know//Is vital that the recipient know - Is usually expressed spontaneously // Is usually expressed after a great deal of thought - Is said out of irritation with the other person//Is offered out of concern for the other's well-being] (via spritzeal) Posted 4 days ago #this is a very good breakdown #the first point especially # reference 37,600 notes

BRUTAL HONESTY Makes only the truth-teller feel good Assumes stupidity of the recipient Isn't necessarily vital for the recipient to know Is usually expressed spontaneously Is said out of irritation with the other person LOVING HONESTY Is difficult for both speaker and recipien Understands that the recipient is intelligent and can make the best decisions about his/her lif Is vital that the recipient know Is usually expressed after a great deal of thou Is offered out of concern for the other's well-being tanacetum-vulgare: darkarfs: I feel like there are a million people who need to understand this wow this breakdown is actually super helpful to think about Image: A chart laying out differences between "brutal honesty" and "loving honesty". BRUTAL HONESTY// LOVING HONESTY - Makes only the truth-teller feel good// Is difficult for both speaker and recipient Assumes stupidity of the recipient // Understands that the recipient is intelligent and can make the best decisions about his/her life - Isn't necessarily vital for the recipient to know//Is vital that the recipient know - Is usually expressed spontaneously // Is usually expressed after a great deal of thought - Is said out of irritation with the other person//Is offered out of concern for the other's well-being] (via spritzeal) Posted 4 days ago #this is a very good breakdown #the first point especially # reference 37,600 notes

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Butterfly

fearlesskids fromonesurvivortoanother eri imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?" puff puff thanks little buddy "yo butterfly light my joint "thanks lil n----"

fearlesskids fromonesurvivortoanother eri imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?" puff puff thanks little buddy "yo butterfly light my joint "thanks lil n----"

Same as it ever was.

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dongstomper listens to talking heads once* www.shutterstock.com 176176172

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That's the best kind of rich.

Eman Musik @Mymusik @kanyewest are you serious? YEEZY penis-hilton autonomous-geordie Capitalism i want to be actually buy this overpriced rag' rich

Eman Musik @Mymusik @kanyewest are you serious? YEEZY penis-hilton autonomous-geordie Capitalism i want to be actually buy this overpriced rag' rich

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I don't really know what to say about this.

dutchster so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just every uterus replaced with candy dispenser Source: dutchster 94,913 notes

dutchster so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just every uterus replaced with candy dispenser Source: dutchster 94,913 notes

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Who came up with the idea of a ketchup cake anyway?

HEINZ 1869 heinzitup.com Return to Results Great Canadian Heinz Ketchup Cake Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Serves: 12 Rating ☆ Facebook d Shar newzealanddildo slimejen Can u imagine taking a big bite of this thinking its red velvet lol Source: joshistheworst

HEINZ 1869 heinzitup.com Return to Results Great Canadian Heinz Ketchup Cake Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Serves: 12 Rating ☆ Facebook d Shar newzealanddildo slimejen Can u imagine taking a big bite of this thinking its red velvet lol Source: joshistheworst

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DO you like music Do vou like breathing?

DO you like music Do vou like breathing?

hey what the fuck man

anti smoking ad fuckingpunchmeintheface: me: "smoeks Really creepy clown: hey what the f--- man

anti smoking ad fuckingpunchmeintheface: me: "smoeks Really creepy clown: hey what the f--- man

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Reverse Tooth Fairy.

turkey-imported-from-maine: firelorcl meladoodle i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed a dentist i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

turkey-imported-from-maine: firelorcl meladoodle i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed a dentist i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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This is Beautiful.

idkhumor: today a kid said "think of anyone in your life- whether they're a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea" and I think that's beautiful

idkhumor: today a kid said "think of anyone in your life- whether they're a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea" and I think that's beautiful

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The Pun To End All Puns

dmajor42: fuckyeahorchestra The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled. A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much ie cxmpcankon. "Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded. I've waited all my life for this pun.

dmajor42: fuckyeahorchestra The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled. A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much ie cxmpcankon. "Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded. I've waited all my life for this pun.

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JESUS, WHY SOMEONE WOULD BUY THAT??!!!

The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 Fools up to 30% of pediatricians Pregnancy belly to give birth to dog-baby sold separately +75% real baby hair Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes. from chihuahua to mastiff ladyandlily: yankeed00dledoctor: ew-spoopyum hattedmistress oneeyedhaise mother i must feed Mother, why do you cry'? 75% REAL BABY HAIR?? comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff imagine a mastiff-sized version of this running at you full-speed in the dark, letting out a series of modulated baby wails NOOOOOoo0ooooOOOooO

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One of the eternal questions of the millenium

kettleconm divinator macklemorehentai spacevape emeraldsplash kantn: who would win in a fight courage the cowardly dog or scooby doo circumstances: if courage loses muriel dies, if scooby loses the shaggy dies discuss scooby is a gluttonous heathen who cares for nothing but the contents of his stomach counter: scooby eats courage Courage would traverse the depths of Scooby's stomach and find a way to get out and enact justice upon him. Courage has defeated stronger beasts than Scooby in order to save Muriel Courage continuously surmounts his cowardice, whereas Scooby has only ever captured a monster through happenstance. Courage is more than ready to kill for his owner, and owes more to Muriel than Scooby does to Shaggy Kids, could you lighten upa littler Source: kantn

kettleconm divinator macklemorehentai spacevape emeraldsplash kantn: who would win in a fight courage the cowardly dog or scooby doo circumstances: if courage loses muriel dies, if scooby loses the shaggy dies discuss scooby is a gluttonous heathen who cares for nothing but the contents of his stomach counter: scooby eats courage Courage would traverse the depths of Scooby's stomach and find a way to get out and enact justice upon him. Courage has defeated stronger beasts than Scooby in order to save Muriel Courage continuously surmounts his cowardice, whereas Scooby has only ever captured a monster through happenstance. Courage is more than ready to kill for his owner, and owes more to Muriel than Scooby does to Shaggy Kids, could you lighten upa littler Source: kantn

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I want art of Genos and Mettaton in a Wife Swap situation

taobris Follow robots i want to f--- one punch man #colour post #dramatical murder #dmmd #clear dmmd #c 854 notes

taobris Follow robots i want to f--- one punch man #colour post #dramatical murder #dmmd #clear dmmd #c 854 notes

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Happens every year.

souryuu-sama contains-wheat Follow This dark at 5pm s--- is f------ me up Source: satlva 292,240 notes

souryuu-sama contains-wheat Follow This dark at 5pm s--- is f------ me up Source: satlva 292,240 notes

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clown money

Google "clown money to uso Web Images News ShoppingVideos About 13,400,000 results (0.43 seconds) No results found for "clown money to usd". erarg: we will never know the scale of their riches

Google "clown money to uso Web Images News ShoppingVideos About 13,400,000 results (0.43 seconds) No results found for "clown money to usd". erarg: we will never know the scale of their riches

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This ain't my first rodeo

You spurkeht Me at my second Rodeo Me: This ain't my first Rodeo Source: ihop-luvr-69 30,875 notes

You spurkeht Me at my second Rodeo Me: This ain't my first Rodeo Source: ihop-luvr-69 30,875 notes

It's a lot funnier if you think that one guy beat the shit out of an entire state and won.

ohhawkeye I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because l like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage Source: ohhawkeye 75,805 notes

ohhawkeye I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because l like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage Source: ohhawkeye 75,805 notes

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