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CHARRO IN FRIED ORK SKINS NET WT. 25 OZ. (70.9g)
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Guide To Factions Part 1: Humans

WARHAMMER 40k FACTIONS PART 1: HUMANS.一fuck ) by the commissar (aka zarkov- karnac(aka xXweed420blazeit69Xx(aka xXxtheassdestroyer777xXx))) Adeptus FRIDAY NIGHT M-----------! Mechanicus DIOOIOOIO0I000000IIO100 OlOOIDIOINDOODIOIDDIO0 OOOID0I0IOLO0IO0000 00000I000100IDIOOIOIO OONO000I0MIOOIOOI00 001000000OONDONO 00100010000001100000 010000001100100100I010 10000I0WIOOIDIIOIOO Neta Sisters of Battle (Bolter bit- "BLAM* Bodass warrior wornen of the Ecclesiarchy Essentially nuns with heavy weoponry, DO NOT F--- WITH THENM HERE IS WHATYOU NEED TO KNOW CITIZEN 1 Theyre bodoss 2 They don't have 3. Flomers ore a woman's best 4 Living Saints defy Models becouse f--- Gw friend conventional logic but hey theyre owesome too Do not call them Bolter Bitches T-- armor doesn't work in any sense bit it looks good for 5 6 7. Puck GW give me plastic asters with real armor IMPERIAL GUARD THE FRONTLINESNEVER LOOKED SOGOOD THE IMPERIAL GUARDGO BYNO OTHER NAME pRAISE THE Things to know about the Imperial Guard 1 Theyre essentially fighting in 2. THEY KNOW HOW TO 3. YOUCANT HOLDNO 4. YOUCANT EVEN DIGA 5 THE COMMISSAR WILL 6. brwe me closer I want to hrt 7. Theyre essentially WWI but t-shirts and using flashlights HOLD THE LINE F------ LINE TRENCH SHOOTYOU them avth my sword space Space marines Senetically modified super humons Essentelly slabs of meat with guns and a rigorous devotion to th¢ HERE S WAHT YOU GOTS TO They do not have sexualities 2 Ultramarines ore badoss, its t ward makes look like s--- Ultramarines ore s--- no metter The primarchs are either deod 5 Dont f--- with them or else they will f--- you up 6.BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE The Inquisition NO ONE EXPECTED THE ch forget it everyone knows the in Basically if you do something ANYTHING, they will f--- you Here are their 2 rules 1 Find and kill heretics 2. And to find and kill xenos 3. Well actuelly, 3 rules, those above and find and kall deemon 4. Sorry it's actually 4 rules All of that and to protect the 5 #5's, omongst their rules is to always wear cool stuff Like robes and big coats Hats tee 6 Also they must-forget it Ill just come in 8 Oh yeah they have tons of stuff Death Watch/ Grey Knights F--- the grey knights. only cool thing The Death Watch kills Xenos and that's all kill rea They're owned by the Inquisition and consist of space marines from every chapter
WARHAMMER 40k FACTIONS PART 1: HUMANS.一fuck ) by the commissar (aka zarkov- karnac(aka xXweed420blazeit69Xx(aka xXxtheassdestroyer777xXx))) Adeptus FRIDAY NIGHT M-----------! Mechanicus DIOOIOOIO0I000000IIO100 OlOOIDIOINDOODIOIDDIO0 OOOID0I0IOLO0IO0000 00000I000100IDIOOIOIO OONO000I0MIOOIOOI00 001000000OONDONO 00100010000001100000 010000001100100100I010 10000I0WIOOIDIIOIOO Neta Sisters of Battle (Bolter bit- "BLAM* Bodass warrior wornen of the Ecclesiarchy Essentially nuns with heavy weoponry, DO NOT F--- WITH THENM HERE IS WHATYOU NEED TO KNOW CITIZEN 1 Theyre bodoss 2 They don't have 3. Flomers ore a woman's best 4 Living Saints defy Models becouse f--- Gw friend conventional logic but hey theyre owesome too Do not call them Bolter Bitches T-- armor doesn't work in any sense bit it looks good for 5 6 7. Puck GW give me plastic asters with real armor IMPERIAL GUARD THE FRONTLINESNEVER LOOKED SOGOOD THE IMPERIAL GUARDGO BYNO OTHER NAME pRAISE THE Things to know about the Imperial Guard 1 Theyre essentially fighting in 2. THEY KNOW HOW TO 3. YOUCANT HOLDNO 4. YOUCANT EVEN DIGA 5 THE COMMISSAR WILL 6. brwe me closer I want to hrt 7. Theyre essentially WWI but t-shirts and using flashlights HOLD THE LINE F------ LINE TRENCH SHOOTYOU them avth my sword space Space marines Senetically modified super humons Essentelly slabs of meat with guns and a rigorous devotion to th¢ HERE S WAHT YOU GOTS TO They do not have sexualities 2 Ultramarines ore badoss, its t ward makes look like s--- Ultramarines ore s--- no metter The primarchs are either deod 5 Dont f--- with them or else they will f--- you up 6.BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE The Inquisition NO ONE EXPECTED THE ch forget it everyone knows the in Basically if you do something ANYTHING, they will f--- you Here are their 2 rules 1 Find and kill heretics 2. And to find and kill xenos 3. Well actuelly, 3 rules, those above and find and kall deemon 4. Sorry it's actually 4 rules All of that and to protect the 5 #5's, omongst their rules is to always wear cool stuff Like robes and big coats Hats tee 6 Also they must-forget it Ill just come in 8 Oh yeah they have tons of stuff Death Watch/ Grey Knights F--- the grey knights. only cool thing The Death Watch kills Xenos and that's all kill rea They're owned by the Inquisition and consist of space marines from every chapter

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"Purging The Living Shi!"

THIS ULTRAMARINE M----------- is ALREADY PURGING THE LIVING SHI OUT OF ORKS And BASICALLY, HOW? CLICK HERE TO GET FREE MASS EXTERMINATUS YOUR WAAAGH IS F-----
THIS ULTRAMARINE M----------- is ALREADY PURGING THE LIVING SHI OUT OF ORKS And BASICALLY, HOW? CLICK HERE TO GET FREE MASS EXTERMINATUS YOUR WAAAGH IS F-----

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I Want This On My Grave Stone If I Explode To Death

Ork Nob Gaaaaaaaaah! Me only regret... is... explodin'! GYAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Ork Nob Gaaaaaaaaah! Me only regret... is... explodin'! GYAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Space Crusade


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This Triggers The Necron

wint edril- Jan 24 wiping out an entire archaeological site by drifting in my 1500-ton big rig truck with "piss up my ass bitch boy" on the side in neon lights
wint edril- Jan 24 wiping out an entire archaeological site by drifting in my 1500-ton big rig truck with "piss up my ass bitch boy" on the side in neon lights

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Chaos Is Not Good For The Good For The Brain

I WILL STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES! ond
I WILL STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES! ond

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Josuke Is A Space Marine?

I'M IN LOVE WITH yOu, SENPAT THE TRUTH 1S.
I'M IN LOVE WITH yOu, SENPAT THE TRUTH 1S.

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Like a broken rag doll

E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22:42 No. 23813404 Reples-new岱 B. 351x842. ong) You are a Death Korps Medic. You were the second most valuable item in your squad. The frst most valuable item was a plasma gun. Every member of the squad was trained to operate the plasma gun in case the primary operator was kiled It was deemed inefficient to train every member of the squad to perform the duties of a medicae. Arguably, therefore, you were the most valuable member of the squad, but the plasma gun had seen decades of service. You had not You have been trained as a field medic since the age of 12. You performed your first field amputation eight days after beginning training. The procedure was not successful. Your equipment is generic and has been replaced many, many times. You no longer distinguish between your equipment and your body, as both are required for yo In your former squad, all members knew your value, and were trained to assist and protect you. Your new squad is less efficient. It has conflicting doctrines. Orders are given in unfamiliar tones and with unfamiliar style. You are struggling to adapt, but you will not fail. The squad needs you. You can protect them. You can save them to figh again. If they die, it is your duty to ensure, in the absence of a Quartermaster, that their gear is distributed or stored properly and that the body is placed where it will not decay and spread contaminated air, give comfort to the enemy, or obstruct the operations of the Iimperial Guard. You sometimes have dficulty distinguishing between the and the Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22 50 No 23813530 Reples: 쯔238125競以3013601-3814016m238140s.a23a144缸ー381439 Pg) Sometimes, the members of your new squad do strange things. They spend hours talking to each other. You have to listen to make sure they are not giving you orders or conveying vital information without you knowing it. You do not want to appear weak. Sometimes, they make strange coughing sounds You have asked them about this. They do not understand what you mean, and then they cough again, showing their teeth and grinning like a skull. You suspect it is endemic, possibly a sign of weakness of mind. You have been wamed to watch for signs of weakness of mind. You have tested them for lung- Sometimes, it seems as though the squad does not understand your duty. You cannot waste valuable medicine on a soldier who can never make a full recovery to fighting strength. His pain is a weakness of the mind His screams are a weakness of the mind. You can ignore them. Your squad cannot They are weak They do not understand Your skils are for those who can be saved. It is a waste of ammunition to end the life of the badly wounded. H is a waste of medicine to heal them. Your new squad does not Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23 00 No 2381 3691 Reples: M238137脇以3813曌ー28143112223814缸以2014 File 1363921223084129イ294 KB 1920x1080 1340220201 344pg Your new squad is ineficient. They disagree with each other. Intolerable weakness. Sometimes, they disagree with the orders the Sergeant gives them. Unthinkable. You were prepared to strip the corpse of the soldier who disagreed with the Sergeant, but the Sergeant did not execute him. You do not understand. Disobedience is death. At the age of ten you watched them line up and execute a platoon for failing to obey the precise letter of their orders. You do not understand how the Imperial Guard functions if orders can be questioned Your new squad fears death. They prefer to risk their missions rather than nsk danger You have seen situations where acceptable losses (up to 20% of the squad) would have lead to a The equipment of your squad is unorthodox. They have extraneous items Books that are not regimental issue. Items of decoration Weapons that are not regimental issue Modified uniforms. Facial hair. Weakness. Unorthodoxy It makes sorting the equipment of the dead difficult. Sometimes, members of your squad object to you remaving certain items from corpses. You do not understand this. A dead soldier has no need for non-regimental gear, just as he has no need for the items and weapons issued to Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:09 No.23813848 Reples: 2223513955 2222314497 22281482 File 1363921750303· 4130 KB 800x1501 12958491 96892Pg) Your sometimes wonder if you have been placed in a squad of raw recruits. They fear the sight of the dead. They fear the enemy. The fear death. They are undisciplined. They are inefficient. They are weak. You cannot make them stronger, you can only stop them from failing. You must do your duty Your squad is weak. One solider asked for pain relief as you stitched a minor facial wound. You did not understand. Had he received some serious injury that had evaded your notice? Did he not understand that all medical reagents are to be prized and used only when required? He complained that your stitching would mark his face. You did not understand why he was telling you this. Scaring is part of the healing process. The solider did not want to be disfigured, it was explained to you. You do not understand why he feared a minor scar. You explained that it would in no way impede his combat effectiveness. He did not cease his complaints for several days. Intalerable weakness E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23: 15 No. 238 13956 Reples2-2201405.-2m4m File: 1363922151505 ing-(1007 KB, 1680x1050, 1305269736250 jpgl Your squad asks strange questions that are not orders but require a response. The squad was ta king about their home worlds. You were not listening It was nat important. You were inspecting the hive-vault for hidden sniping positions while recumbent. One of your squad members asked you about Krieg She did not ask you again. The squad members did not continue talking. Entirely acceptable. Some showed signs of fear. Entirely unacceptable D Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:51 No.23814430 Reples 2-22014491-2w4M, File: 1363924286668 ing-(454 KB, 1200x1166, 1291178475044.jpg) 8145702-2201465).-2H4629 The Sergeant dismissed you at camp. He said you were to report at dawn. You assumed that he or anather officer would conduct training and inspections until your appointed sleep cycle. No officer appeared You stood in the empty barracks and waited Another member of your squad told you to come with them to the regimental mess hall. The soldiers eat here in great numbers. The food is prepared nearby, not packaged and sealed. It was disgustingly flavourful. You prefer your rations. You still have a few Krieg rations in your koit. You are saving them for the Feast of the Emperor's The mess was disorganized. There was so much noise. You found a comer and ate alone. You went back to the barracks to wait. The squad arrived eventually and you were told to prepare for the sleep cycle. You had your kit stowed and cleaned well before anyone else. Shirkers The sleep cycle here is too long After precisely four hours you woke up. The rest of the squad was not awake. There were no lights. You were confused. You stared at the ceiling until the Sergeant arrived two and a half hours later Sometimes, you feel very alone □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Frí:00 1 1 No 23814747 Repies ,-23814830,-238148874-23815022 1.98 MB, 1600x1200, 1290572376959 png) Staring at the ceiling of the barracks for two and a half hours every sleep cycle is not efficient. You do not want to wake your squad. They are weak. They require more rest than do. You have memorized every Imperial feast day your old regiment celebrated. You spent two nights memorizing the feast days of your new regiment Same dates conflict You spent several more nights attempting to combine the two without conflict Sometimes, you take out the knucklebones and look at them. They are from your first kill. They are polished brown and yellow now. They are very small. You were ten years old when you shot him. He was a deserter from your training regiment He ran from the tunnel-warren and to the surface one night. Your squad was ordered to hunt him down. You remember his serial number (104-2205-P but you do not remember what he looked like The knucklebones were much be er when the Training cer handed them to you Perhaps they have been worn down even you have kept them safe in a c kit Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 17 No. 23814841 Reples: File 2014991 7 KB, 1080x1350, 1257633197410 jpgl 23814628 The God-Emperor of Mankind directs the fate of all humankind. Without him, humanity could not exist. It is by his will alone that ships travel from world to world, that the wise govern, that men live and die, and that the functions of the universe continue as ordered Once, Krieg failed the God-Emperor of Mankind and rejected the Imperium We continue to pay the price for our disobedience. We are less than the least vermin in the sight of the Emperor, barely above the traitors to the Imperial cause we triumphed over. We serve the Imperium wholly, without reservation. Nothing held back. Nothing of our own. We fight those who would destroy the Emperor's vision and cast down the works of Man. We will not fail again. We cannot fail again. □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 27 No 23814976 Replies: 쯔23815033-23815041 File: 1363926440885 ang(589 KB, 900x729, Krieger in bed png) The soldiers here are weak. They are easily distracted. The regiment has women in it. Your Sergeant is a woman. Krieg regiments do not have female soldiers, though you have seen them in the training regiments. All Kriegers train. All Kriegers. We will not fail again. You do not understand many of the things your squad members do and say. They say so many things. They have a language you do not understand. It is not important. It will not lead to victory. It is a distraction. You are beginning to hate them for it. It is a traitorous thought, hating a soldier of the Imperial guard. You punish yourself for it by training harder 23815155 The Vostroyans are proud; the Krieg are humble. The Vostroyans have hand-marked weapons and fine armour, a Krieger needs nothing more than generic tools and anonymous weapons. The Vostroyans are lead by the mad, the brilliant, the inspiring. and the quick. Knieg regiments are lead by the survivors. They have very little in common, aside from a few background details. The Vostroyans are still human beings, after all □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)0054 No 2381 5457 Reples ,-2381550,-23815517 File: 1363928067071 ig-(362 KB, 735x 1093, 1310234446335 jpg) Side t The Space Marines are /more/ than human. They have passions and hatred and feuds and live on a larger scale than mortal men. Where they walk the earth shakes. They are the god-touched. Like false deities from an old opera they boom and thunder. Every emotion is magnified. Every weakness spreads into catastrophe, every strength is almost overbearing. They can be poets and tacticians and great leaders of men, but they must fight ifthe Imperium is to survive at all. They are not human, but beyond humanity The Cadians are a brutal fighting force, trained to stand at the gate of the Imperium and hold the door shut... or block the aperture with bodies. Nevertheless, they are still human. They breed leaders and warriors and geniuses. They adapt to face their foes. They are true soldiers facing the impossible and unimaginable every day Mordians chose discipline above effectiveness long ago, but in a proud and noble sort of way. They sacrifice gloriously with colour and spectacle. The Vostroyan Ive covered above But the Krieg? The Krieg are wind-up toys made from broken and beaten children. They are the sort of human beings we institutionalize in the modern world. They cannot function. Any soldier from the regiments above: Cadian, Vostroyan, Mordian, could retire and live a peaceful life. Many do. But the Krieg are tools built for brutal war. They have become less than human to fight things that arent human at all, and sufiered is tricky. That's □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)02:02 No 23816514 Reples--2351654.-23816548,-23816504,-2381657.-2massa File: 1363932161772 ing-(111 KB, 461x800, 2icc4de1a77700158e8e6cf..). jpg) You two have been reading this thread right? You konow where this is going. Imagine what a Krieger looks like naked. Pale. Patchy hair, or shaved near to the skin. Old, badly healed scars. Malnourished. Hygiene powder around the vitall areas. Pale eyes. With his mask on, he's an ominous figure. Without it, he almost looks normal. Almost. Some things throw you The way he folds his pants over the back of the chair Precise Too precise The way he moves. The way he looks at things His eyes are just a little too wide His neck s els oddly he's used to wearing a mask. Sometimes he brushes at a hose that isn't there, moving it across an imaginary chestpiece. He doesnt look afraid or nervous, most young men do, when they're alone with a woman for the You beckon him over to the bed. He moves oddly. For no reason that you can explain he makes you uncomfortable. The way he clenches his jaw quietly. The way he smells. The way he speaks, mechanical empty... mad. That's it. He's practically weeping madness like the penitents on the Martyr's row or the old beggar outside the alms house who screams about spirits and the war But his squadmates paid his way. plus a little extra, and he's not so bad, really. You tell him what to do, gentle-like, as not to scare him. He does it ike a senvitor, mechanically, fumbling with unfamilliar tasks. You put your hand on his shoulder and he flinches, so you just lean back and invite him over He moves without pleasure or intensity. It's like hes... somewhere else. Like this is distasteful to him, a duty that has to be performed, one that risks comuption and failure. His expression never changes As you look into his pale, dead eyes, for no reason that you can explain, you begin to cry.
E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22:42 No. 23813404 Reples-new岱 B. 351x842. ong) You are a Death Korps Medic. You were the second most valuable item in your squad. The frst most valuable item was a plasma gun. Every member of the squad was trained to operate the plasma gun in case the primary operator was kiled It was deemed inefficient to train every member of the squad to perform the duties of a medicae. Arguably, therefore, you were the most valuable member of the squad, but the plasma gun had seen decades of service. You had not You have been trained as a field medic since the age of 12. You performed your first field amputation eight days after beginning training. The procedure was not successful. Your equipment is generic and has been replaced many, many times. You no longer distinguish between your equipment and your body, as both are required for yo In your former squad, all members knew your value, and were trained to assist and protect you. Your new squad is less efficient. It has conflicting doctrines. Orders are given in unfamiliar tones and with unfamiliar style. You are struggling to adapt, but you will not fail. The squad needs you. You can protect them. You can save them to figh again. If they die, it is your duty to ensure, in the absence of a Quartermaster, that their gear is distributed or stored properly and that the body is placed where it will not decay and spread contaminated air, give comfort to the enemy, or obstruct the operations of the Iimperial Guard. You sometimes have dficulty distinguishing between the and the Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22 50 No 23813530 Reples: 쯔238125競以3013601-3814016m238140s.a23a144缸ー381439 Pg) Sometimes, the members of your new squad do strange things. They spend hours talking to each other. You have to listen to make sure they are not giving you orders or conveying vital information without you knowing it. You do not want to appear weak. Sometimes, they make strange coughing sounds You have asked them about this. They do not understand what you mean, and then they cough again, showing their teeth and grinning like a skull. You suspect it is endemic, possibly a sign of weakness of mind. You have been wamed to watch for signs of weakness of mind. You have tested them for lung- Sometimes, it seems as though the squad does not understand your duty. You cannot waste valuable medicine on a soldier who can never make a full recovery to fighting strength. His pain is a weakness of the mind His screams are a weakness of the mind. You can ignore them. Your squad cannot They are weak They do not understand Your skils are for those who can be saved. It is a waste of ammunition to end the life of the badly wounded. H is a waste of medicine to heal them. Your new squad does not Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23 00 No 2381 3691 Reples: M238137脇以3813曌ー28143112223814缸以2014 File 1363921223084129イ294 KB 1920x1080 1340220201 344pg Your new squad is ineficient. They disagree with each other. Intolerable weakness. Sometimes, they disagree with the orders the Sergeant gives them. Unthinkable. You were prepared to strip the corpse of the soldier who disagreed with the Sergeant, but the Sergeant did not execute him. You do not understand. Disobedience is death. At the age of ten you watched them line up and execute a platoon for failing to obey the precise letter of their orders. You do not understand how the Imperial Guard functions if orders can be questioned Your new squad fears death. They prefer to risk their missions rather than nsk danger You have seen situations where acceptable losses (up to 20% of the squad) would have lead to a The equipment of your squad is unorthodox. They have extraneous items Books that are not regimental issue. Items of decoration Weapons that are not regimental issue Modified uniforms. Facial hair. Weakness. Unorthodoxy It makes sorting the equipment of the dead difficult. Sometimes, members of your squad object to you remaving certain items from corpses. You do not understand this. A dead soldier has no need for non-regimental gear, just as he has no need for the items and weapons issued to Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:09 No.23813848 Reples: 2223513955 2222314497 22281482 File 1363921750303· 4130 KB 800x1501 12958491 96892Pg) Your sometimes wonder if you have been placed in a squad of raw recruits. They fear the sight of the dead. They fear the enemy. The fear death. They are undisciplined. They are inefficient. They are weak. You cannot make them stronger, you can only stop them from failing. You must do your duty Your squad is weak. One solider asked for pain relief as you stitched a minor facial wound. You did not understand. Had he received some serious injury that had evaded your notice? Did he not understand that all medical reagents are to be prized and used only when required? He complained that your stitching would mark his face. You did not understand why he was telling you this. Scaring is part of the healing process. The solider did not want to be disfigured, it was explained to you. You do not understand why he feared a minor scar. You explained that it would in no way impede his combat effectiveness. He did not cease his complaints for several days. Intalerable weakness E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23: 15 No. 238 13956 Reples2-2201405.-2m4m File: 1363922151505 ing-(1007 KB, 1680x1050, 1305269736250 jpgl Your squad asks strange questions that are not orders but require a response. The squad was ta king about their home worlds. You were not listening It was nat important. You were inspecting the hive-vault for hidden sniping positions while recumbent. One of your squad members asked you about Krieg She did not ask you again. The squad members did not continue talking. Entirely acceptable. Some showed signs of fear. Entirely unacceptable D Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:51 No.23814430 Reples 2-22014491-2w4M, File: 1363924286668 ing-(454 KB, 1200x1166, 1291178475044.jpg) 8145702-2201465).-2H4629 The Sergeant dismissed you at camp. He said you were to report at dawn. You assumed that he or anather officer would conduct training and inspections until your appointed sleep cycle. No officer appeared You stood in the empty barracks and waited Another member of your squad told you to come with them to the regimental mess hall. The soldiers eat here in great numbers. The food is prepared nearby, not packaged and sealed. It was disgustingly flavourful. You prefer your rations. You still have a few Krieg rations in your koit. You are saving them for the Feast of the Emperor's The mess was disorganized. There was so much noise. You found a comer and ate alone. You went back to the barracks to wait. The squad arrived eventually and you were told to prepare for the sleep cycle. You had your kit stowed and cleaned well before anyone else. Shirkers The sleep cycle here is too long After precisely four hours you woke up. The rest of the squad was not awake. There were no lights. You were confused. You stared at the ceiling until the Sergeant arrived two and a half hours later Sometimes, you feel very alone □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Frí:00 1 1 No 23814747 Repies ,-23814830,-238148874-23815022 1.98 MB, 1600x1200, 1290572376959 png) Staring at the ceiling of the barracks for two and a half hours every sleep cycle is not efficient. You do not want to wake your squad. They are weak. They require more rest than do. You have memorized every Imperial feast day your old regiment celebrated. You spent two nights memorizing the feast days of your new regiment Same dates conflict You spent several more nights attempting to combine the two without conflict Sometimes, you take out the knucklebones and look at them. They are from your first kill. They are polished brown and yellow now. They are very small. You were ten years old when you shot him. He was a deserter from your training regiment He ran from the tunnel-warren and to the surface one night. Your squad was ordered to hunt him down. You remember his serial number (104-2205-P but you do not remember what he looked like The knucklebones were much be er when the Training cer handed them to you Perhaps they have been worn down even you have kept them safe in a c kit Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 17 No. 23814841 Reples: File 2014991 7 KB, 1080x1350, 1257633197410 jpgl 23814628 The God-Emperor of Mankind directs the fate of all humankind. Without him, humanity could not exist. It is by his will alone that ships travel from world to world, that the wise govern, that men live and die, and that the functions of the universe continue as ordered Once, Krieg failed the God-Emperor of Mankind and rejected the Imperium We continue to pay the price for our disobedience. We are less than the least vermin in the sight of the Emperor, barely above the traitors to the Imperial cause we triumphed over. We serve the Imperium wholly, without reservation. Nothing held back. Nothing of our own. We fight those who would destroy the Emperor's vision and cast down the works of Man. We will not fail again. We cannot fail again. □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 27 No 23814976 Replies: 쯔23815033-23815041 File: 1363926440885 ang(589 KB, 900x729, Krieger in bed png) The soldiers here are weak. They are easily distracted. The regiment has women in it. Your Sergeant is a woman. Krieg regiments do not have female soldiers, though you have seen them in the training regiments. All Kriegers train. All Kriegers. We will not fail again. You do not understand many of the things your squad members do and say. They say so many things. They have a language you do not understand. It is not important. It will not lead to victory. It is a distraction. You are beginning to hate them for it. It is a traitorous thought, hating a soldier of the Imperial guard. You punish yourself for it by training harder 23815155 The Vostroyans are proud; the Krieg are humble. The Vostroyans have hand-marked weapons and fine armour, a Krieger needs nothing more than generic tools and anonymous weapons. The Vostroyans are lead by the mad, the brilliant, the inspiring. and the quick. Knieg regiments are lead by the survivors. They have very little in common, aside from a few background details. The Vostroyans are still human beings, after all □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)0054 No 2381 5457 Reples ,-2381550,-23815517 File: 1363928067071 ig-(362 KB, 735x 1093, 1310234446335 jpg) Side t The Space Marines are /more/ than human. They have passions and hatred and feuds and live on a larger scale than mortal men. Where they walk the earth shakes. They are the god-touched. Like false deities from an old opera they boom and thunder. Every emotion is magnified. Every weakness spreads into catastrophe, every strength is almost overbearing. They can be poets and tacticians and great leaders of men, but they must fight ifthe Imperium is to survive at all. They are not human, but beyond humanity The Cadians are a brutal fighting force, trained to stand at the gate of the Imperium and hold the door shut... or block the aperture with bodies. Nevertheless, they are still human. They breed leaders and warriors and geniuses. They adapt to face their foes. They are true soldiers facing the impossible and unimaginable every day Mordians chose discipline above effectiveness long ago, but in a proud and noble sort of way. They sacrifice gloriously with colour and spectacle. The Vostroyan Ive covered above But the Krieg? The Krieg are wind-up toys made from broken and beaten children. They are the sort of human beings we institutionalize in the modern world. They cannot function. Any soldier from the regiments above: Cadian, Vostroyan, Mordian, could retire and live a peaceful life. Many do. But the Krieg are tools built for brutal war. They have become less than human to fight things that arent human at all, and sufiered is tricky. That's □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)02:02 No 23816514 Reples--2351654.-23816548,-23816504,-2381657.-2massa File: 1363932161772 ing-(111 KB, 461x800, 2icc4de1a77700158e8e6cf..). jpg) You two have been reading this thread right? You konow where this is going. Imagine what a Krieger looks like naked. Pale. Patchy hair, or shaved near to the skin. Old, badly healed scars. Malnourished. Hygiene powder around the vitall areas. Pale eyes. With his mask on, he's an ominous figure. Without it, he almost looks normal. Almost. Some things throw you The way he folds his pants over the back of the chair Precise Too precise The way he moves. The way he looks at things His eyes are just a little too wide His neck s els oddly he's used to wearing a mask. Sometimes he brushes at a hose that isn't there, moving it across an imaginary chestpiece. He doesnt look afraid or nervous, most young men do, when they're alone with a woman for the You beckon him over to the bed. He moves oddly. For no reason that you can explain he makes you uncomfortable. The way he clenches his jaw quietly. The way he smells. The way he speaks, mechanical empty... mad. That's it. He's practically weeping madness like the penitents on the Martyr's row or the old beggar outside the alms house who screams about spirits and the war But his squadmates paid his way. plus a little extra, and he's not so bad, really. You tell him what to do, gentle-like, as not to scare him. He does it ike a senvitor, mechanically, fumbling with unfamilliar tasks. You put your hand on his shoulder and he flinches, so you just lean back and invite him over He moves without pleasure or intensity. It's like hes... somewhere else. Like this is distasteful to him, a duty that has to be performed, one that risks comuption and failure. His expression never changes As you look into his pale, dead eyes, for no reason that you can explain, you begin to cry.

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/tg/ - Traditional Games 70 KB, 498x600) □ Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 05:11:27 No. 397587 13->>39759969>>39760134>>39761 112>>39761147 >>39765023>>3 765305>>39765981>>39770660 Excuse me, Brother Captain, but why cant we land our Drop Pods on top of the enemy troops? □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:12:31 No.39758728 We can and often do. I think you've taken one blow to the head too many, brother Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:13:44 No.39758744 Ha ha, look at the f------ retard who cant even navigate his way to the 40k wiki. Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)0626:44 No.39759939 Isn't that standard procedure with Angry Marines anyway? Or am I mistaken and their drop pods are their entire battle-barge? Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)06:28:37 No.39759969376045839760549 3976058839760621 3976094439761531 39762340 3976253839763801 39763814 39764027 ile: image jpg (292 KB, 1920x1080) Because the guard would ruin that. Thers's too many of them. 819453 95 Fargotia' ar Kolossi Schindelghcist IV Tempcrat Imperial Guard: 49,85$80269,56 575.00.000,000.800.000.0000,000,000,00,000.000,000,000,000.000,00,00.00,000 0000,000. Defenses Heavy #2 Pupulatiuo: 639 bullua 5 084 905.H41 Planet Forces Planct Features starrym Eoci rax Menazoid Porulatioo: 689 billin Corruption: Nond Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 07:08:00 No. 39760621->>39760645 >>39760770>>39761094 >>39764175 (1017 KB, 1665x1457) 976 mperial Guard: 49,186, 880, 269, 566. 575,000,000,000·000,000,000,000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000 Oh me oh my ,000,000,000, ,000,000,000, 000. 000,000,000,000 Delenses Heavy □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:05:53 No.39760588-2239761029-239764949 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:28:45 No.3976094439764949 That's not a plant with guardsmen It's a planet OF guardsmen. □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue,073427 No.39761028 Defences: He that's a bit of an understatement That's not a planet, it's a battle station! hes's to many of themt's a planet of quardsmen, Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:38:39 Every atom, every sub-paricle of every single thing on this planet 4.92 x 10a91 estimates for the number of atoms in the observable universe run 10 81 Ther ce as we know it by a magnitude of 10 in Praise the f------ Emperor □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)08:12 39763735-39764949 □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:16:03 No. 39762383 >"Uh, Chapter Master, I think we can skip over this one" >That many guardsmen there's STILL some orcs FUKKEN XENOS Anonymous.050515(Tue)ßne 05 41 No. there's STILL some orcs em ome ?Az made out of Guardsmen. Because everyth Sc ESPECIALLY the guardsmen There is some Warp fuckery of the highest order going on here. Abaddon's Black Crusade comes to town and get shrekt. itsdoesntotitthe sun,it's marchingaroundit on patrol. □Anonymous0506/15 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:18:49 No.39762431 39762481 2239752483 22397 -meewma31, una tensas me om, every ore quards me 3 sectors rm orrupt ma rou mme
/tg/ - Traditional Games 70 KB, 498x600) □ Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 05:11:27 No. 397587 13->>39759969>>39760134>>39761 112>>39761147 >>39765023>>3 765305>>39765981>>39770660 Excuse me, Brother Captain, but why cant we land our Drop Pods on top of the enemy troops? □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:12:31 No.39758728 We can and often do. I think you've taken one blow to the head too many, brother Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:13:44 No.39758744 Ha ha, look at the f------ retard who cant even navigate his way to the 40k wiki. Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)0626:44 No.39759939 Isn't that standard procedure with Angry Marines anyway? Or am I mistaken and their drop pods are their entire battle-barge? Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)06:28:37 No.39759969376045839760549 3976058839760621 3976094439761531 39762340 3976253839763801 39763814 39764027 ile: image jpg (292 KB, 1920x1080) Because the guard would ruin that. Thers's too many of them. 819453 95 Fargotia' ar Kolossi Schindelghcist IV Tempcrat Imperial Guard: 49,85$80269,56 575.00.000,000.800.000.0000,000,000,00,000.000,000,000,000.000,00,00.00,000 0000,000. Defenses Heavy #2 Pupulatiuo: 639 bullua 5 084 905.H41 Planet Forces Planct Features starrym Eoci rax Menazoid Porulatioo: 689 billin Corruption: Nond Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 07:08:00 No. 39760621->>39760645 >>39760770>>39761094 >>39764175 (1017 KB, 1665x1457) 976 mperial Guard: 49,186, 880, 269, 566. 575,000,000,000·000,000,000,000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000 Oh me oh my ,000,000,000, ,000,000,000, 000. 000,000,000,000 Delenses Heavy □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:05:53 No.39760588-2239761029-239764949 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:28:45 No.3976094439764949 That's not a plant with guardsmen It's a planet OF guardsmen. □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue,073427 No.39761028 Defences: He that's a bit of an understatement That's not a planet, it's a battle station! hes's to many of themt's a planet of quardsmen, Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:38:39 Every atom, every sub-paricle of every single thing on this planet 4.92 x 10a91 estimates for the number of atoms in the observable universe run 10 81 Ther ce as we know it by a magnitude of 10 in Praise the f------ Emperor □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)08:12 39763735-39764949 □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:16:03 No. 39762383 >"Uh, Chapter Master, I think we can skip over this one" >That many guardsmen there's STILL some orcs FUKKEN XENOS Anonymous.050515(Tue)ßne 05 41 No. there's STILL some orcs em ome ?Az made out of Guardsmen. Because everyth Sc ESPECIALLY the guardsmen There is some Warp fuckery of the highest order going on here. Abaddon's Black Crusade comes to town and get shrekt. itsdoesntotitthe sun,it's marchingaroundit on patrol. □Anonymous0506/15 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:18:49 No.39762431 39762481 2239752483 22397 -meewma31, una tensas me om, every ore quards me 3 sectors rm orrupt ma rou mme

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Warp Travel Let me take you through the average Warp travel procedure The Captain calls down to prep the ship for Warp expedition. At that time 12000 slaves who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel source they have in storage, lika a brutal Mr. Fusion. A field of pure psychic F--- YOU is generated around the ship and the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course through the Warp, which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which Unnamed Ones lounge around and f--- with humanity by the luxury of simply existing. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn't accidentally get you lost, become possessed by a Daemon or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel (which no one actually understands completely how to work) Daemons made of R--- and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard. They also missed their destination by a couple of solar systems and 8/10th of the crew is dead. The Captain turns to his bridge staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another succesful Warp um Welcome to 40K.
Warp Travel Let me take you through the average Warp travel procedure The Captain calls down to prep the ship for Warp expedition. At that time 12000 slaves who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel source they have in storage, lika a brutal Mr. Fusion. A field of pure psychic F--- YOU is generated around the ship and the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course through the Warp, which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which Unnamed Ones lounge around and f--- with humanity by the luxury of simply existing. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn't accidentally get you lost, become possessed by a Daemon or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel (which no one actually understands completely how to work) Daemons made of R--- and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard. They also missed their destination by a couple of solar systems and 8/10th of the crew is dead. The Captain turns to his bridge staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another succesful Warp um Welcome to 40K.

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