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HAHAHA AAAAHAHAHA BITCHES nPALHHI HAHAHA F--- YOU

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heretics all of you

YALL MOTHER F------ NEEDTHEEMPEROR!
YALL MOTHER F------ NEEDTHEEMPEROR!

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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS DEATHWING ISA D4L RIPPOFF REPENT, M-----------!!! memegenerator.net
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS DEATHWING ISA D4L RIPPOFF REPENT, M-----------!!! memegenerator.net

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*Muffled Magnus laughing in the distance*

WILDLIFE APPEAL SAVE THE FENDISIAN WOLF THE FENRISIAN WOLF IS A MA JESTIC PREDATOR ON THE DEATH WORL OF FENRIS, AND VITAL TO THE DELICATE ECOSYSTEM OF THE PLANET UNFORTUNATELY, THE POTENTIAL OF HABITAT LOSS AND CLIMATE "CHANGE" NOW THREATEN THIS ELEGANT HUNTER. FOR JUST A SMALL DONATION, YOU CAN ADOPT A FENRISAN WOLF PACK, AND HELP SECURE A FUTURE FOR THESE NOBLE CREATURES. IF WE DON'T ACT NOW, SOON, THERE WILL BE NO WOLVES ON FENRIS. WARHAMMER 40,000
WILDLIFE APPEAL SAVE THE FENDISIAN WOLF THE FENRISIAN WOLF IS A MA JESTIC PREDATOR ON THE DEATH WORL OF FENRIS, AND VITAL TO THE DELICATE ECOSYSTEM OF THE PLANET UNFORTUNATELY, THE POTENTIAL OF HABITAT LOSS AND CLIMATE "CHANGE" NOW THREATEN THIS ELEGANT HUNTER. FOR JUST A SMALL DONATION, YOU CAN ADOPT A FENRISAN WOLF PACK, AND HELP SECURE A FUTURE FOR THESE NOBLE CREATURES. IF WE DON'T ACT NOW, SOON, THERE WILL BE NO WOLVES ON FENRIS. WARHAMMER 40,000

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The time where Kharn the Betrayer got killed by from a thrown brick by an Imperial Guardsmen

□ Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)00:25 No.6930981 Best thing that ever happened was in a game of Dark Herasy Started on some planet, can't even remember what it was called. Started with humans fighting orks, but we were sent there to investigate the possibility of cult activity. We didn't find them in time, and they managed to use the deaths of all the orks and Guardsmen to fuel a blood ritual of Khorne. We all went OH S---. and started getting as many ciwies out as possible, guardsmen started to retreat too and an extermanatus was called in We ended up being one of the last groups off planet, doing s--- like collapsing buildings and s--- to slow the Chaos hordes advance Then, on the home streatch, roughly 120 yards away from our craft, KHARN THE F------ BETRAYER comes out of a side alley about 60 yards behind us 蔨Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)00:32 No.6931083 6930981 misspelled 'stretch', continuing story The inquisitor leading the group was obviously about to dramatic last stand to let us escape My guy was a standerd Guardsman, and kind of Gimped so l beat him to the punch, GM made the best W-- face I've ever seen, and rolls with it. So I whip out my melta and a gernade, launching one and shooting the other ran into a three story brick building yelling a challenge at Kharn He went 'oh yay, one of the is brave enough to actually fight back and followed me Shooting away, I ran up a staircase, which collapsed underneath him and he sat there going WARP DAMMIT. I kept shooting at him, though all I was doing was superficial damage and he got P----- that this lone guardsman had outsmarted him and kept shooting, so he knocked out all the buildings supports Anonymous 11/30/09 (Mon)00:45 No.6931236 >6931083 I managed to bail out the window, and took only a little damage, at this point some doohickey on the ship broke and the techpreist was trying to fix it, I looked over and went why are you guys still f------ here!?! At this point Kharn came out of the rubble, saw that I was still alive and started to go into a berserker rage to end ALL berserker rages I looked at the GM.. Me: Well f--- GM: you have a moment before he charges, got anything you want to try? Me: Like what? that was my last gernade, my melta broke jumping out the damn window and if he gets close enough that I can use my mono-knife I'm beyond f-----, to top it off, even if I managed to get to the ship before he catches me, they won't have f------ thing fixed in time GM: Yeah, sucks to be you then Me: *sigh* describe my suroundings GM: Kharn's roughly 20 feet away from you, and your ship's about a hundred yards away. The ground around you is littered with bricks and broken glass, and Me: I throw a brick at him GM: Who? Me: Kharn GM: Why? Me: Why the f--- not? I'm dead anyway, might as well give him the finger before I go GM: ok roll for it (I hit him easily, he's right there and is about 15 feet tall) GM: Alright, roll damage Me....ten Gm.. roll again Gm.. roll again Me...ten Gm: f------ seriously? Anonymous 11/30/09 (Mon)00:53 No.6931352 6931236 continued I basically rolled 20 something tens and an eight and one shotted Kharn with a brick. The GM described it as me hitting some kind of exposed weak point in his armor, revealed by dropping a building on him I choose to believe I threw the Brick that damned Hard. Either way, my guy got some awesome rewards, that brick became a super holy Demon slayer and I now carry it around in a hip holster F------ best part was when we went back to Terra for some reason, some bigwigs were all: Show us the weapon that Killed Kharn, noble warrior of the Imperium. Then, with no ceremony at all, l handed them the brick They though I was mocking them and tried to have me executed, until my COs stepped in and went no, no.. it's really the brick
□ Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)00:25 No.6930981 Best thing that ever happened was in a game of Dark Herasy Started on some planet, can't even remember what it was called. Started with humans fighting orks, but we were sent there to investigate the possibility of cult activity. We didn't find them in time, and they managed to use the deaths of all the orks and Guardsmen to fuel a blood ritual of Khorne. We all went OH S---. and started getting as many ciwies out as possible, guardsmen started to retreat too and an extermanatus was called in We ended up being one of the last groups off planet, doing s--- like collapsing buildings and s--- to slow the Chaos hordes advance Then, on the home streatch, roughly 120 yards away from our craft, KHARN THE F------ BETRAYER comes out of a side alley about 60 yards behind us 蔨Anonymous 11/30/09(Mon)00:32 No.6931083 6930981 misspelled 'stretch', continuing story The inquisitor leading the group was obviously about to dramatic last stand to let us escape My guy was a standerd Guardsman, and kind of Gimped so l beat him to the punch, GM made the best W-- face I've ever seen, and rolls with it. So I whip out my melta and a gernade, launching one and shooting the other ran into a three story brick building yelling a challenge at Kharn He went 'oh yay, one of the is brave enough to actually fight back and followed me Shooting away, I ran up a staircase, which collapsed underneath him and he sat there going WARP DAMMIT. I kept shooting at him, though all I was doing was superficial damage and he got P----- that this lone guardsman had outsmarted him and kept shooting, so he knocked out all the buildings supports Anonymous 11/30/09 (Mon)00:45 No.6931236 >6931083 I managed to bail out the window, and took only a little damage, at this point some doohickey on the ship broke and the techpreist was trying to fix it, I looked over and went why are you guys still f------ here!?! At this point Kharn came out of the rubble, saw that I was still alive and started to go into a berserker rage to end ALL berserker rages I looked at the GM.. Me: Well f--- GM: you have a moment before he charges, got anything you want to try? Me: Like what? that was my last gernade, my melta broke jumping out the damn window and if he gets close enough that I can use my mono-knife I'm beyond f-----, to top it off, even if I managed to get to the ship before he catches me, they won't have f------ thing fixed in time GM: Yeah, sucks to be you then Me: *sigh* describe my suroundings GM: Kharn's roughly 20 feet away from you, and your ship's about a hundred yards away. The ground around you is littered with bricks and broken glass, and Me: I throw a brick at him GM: Who? Me: Kharn GM: Why? Me: Why the f--- not? I'm dead anyway, might as well give him the finger before I go GM: ok roll for it (I hit him easily, he's right there and is about 15 feet tall) GM: Alright, roll damage Me....ten Gm.. roll again Gm.. roll again Me...ten Gm: f------ seriously? Anonymous 11/30/09 (Mon)00:53 No.6931352 6931236 continued I basically rolled 20 something tens and an eight and one shotted Kharn with a brick. The GM described it as me hitting some kind of exposed weak point in his armor, revealed by dropping a building on him I choose to believe I threw the Brick that damned Hard. Either way, my guy got some awesome rewards, that brick became a super holy Demon slayer and I now carry it around in a hip holster F------ best part was when we went back to Terra for some reason, some bigwigs were all: Show us the weapon that Killed Kharn, noble warrior of the Imperium. Then, with no ceremony at all, l handed them the brick They though I was mocking them and tried to have me executed, until my COs stepped in and went no, no.. it's really the brick

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Chaos is stagnant.

YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL S A UNIVERSE OF PURE ENTROPY, A REALM WITHOUT ORDER! I SUBMIT TO You THAT SuCH A UNIVERSE WOULD BE STATISTICALLY UNIFORM IN COMPOSITION AND THEREFORE IT WOULD BE ORDERED! YOU ARE POWERLESS, CHAOS NO, I'M THE OPPOSITE OF THAT ALSO BORING AWW MAN CARRY THE INFINITY...
YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL S A UNIVERSE OF PURE ENTROPY, A REALM WITHOUT ORDER! I SUBMIT TO You THAT SuCH A UNIVERSE WOULD BE STATISTICALLY UNIFORM IN COMPOSITION AND THEREFORE IT WOULD BE ORDERED! YOU ARE POWERLESS, CHAOS NO, I'M THE OPPOSITE OF THAT ALSO BORING AWW MAN CARRY THE INFINITY...

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Greatest GM ever

Anonymous 05/23/16 (Mon) 01:04:27 No.240546 22240554 22240588 22240840 >2241852 >>241834 >>241973 >>259938 File (hide): 1463958270212 ipg (14.92 KB, 212x238, 108:119, imagesipg) A THOUSAND MEN DIE FOR ME EYERYDAY So >>240534 (OP) Only one, and its more of a case of our GM f------ with a friend who turned snowflake after hooking up with a rainbow haired Stay Puft impersonator. Killed his characters twice before the guy left the group refusing to play with us anymore. It was a Dark Y MIND DESAIE. Heresy campaign >His first character (a female arbite he rolled up after killing off his previous tech-priest character) started on a crusade for "gender equality" in 40k, and our inquisitor (GM NPC) as a response suddenly started referring to all female characters as tuts, love and petal. Ofcourse the d------- had to get in argument with the inquisitor and threatened to kill him which resulted in character 1 burning at the stake by a redemptionist cult the Inquisitor was using >character 2 was a trans-Soritas, who started on about gender fluidity and trans acceptance. We were told off session to let it slide with a s--- eating grin from GM who sent us to investigate a cult, which was all about LGBT rights and equality. Obviously gender fluidity, and accepting and loving anybody. Which is why his character was r---- to death by a Slaneeshi Daemon Prince as a result of trying to help them. When pitching a tantrum over character death (especially the r---) the GM pretty much said ANDTHA player defected to help group, and bragged out of character that we were finally getting to address mature and progressive themes instead of just killing anything we accused of heresy (I thought we were doing it right). Anyway turns out they were really into this is 40K and why do you expect differently I admit the GM was being a d--- (he tends to be in general, and is a little railroady), but it was hilarious to watch. It's been the only example of SJWs I've played with and ofc ourse there was butthurt (there always is).
Anonymous 05/23/16 (Mon) 01:04:27 No.240546 22240554 22240588 22240840 >2241852 >>241834 >>241973 >>259938 File (hide): 1463958270212 ipg (14.92 KB, 212x238, 108:119, imagesipg) A THOUSAND MEN DIE FOR ME EYERYDAY So >>240534 (OP) Only one, and its more of a case of our GM f------ with a friend who turned snowflake after hooking up with a rainbow haired Stay Puft impersonator. Killed his characters twice before the guy left the group refusing to play with us anymore. It was a Dark Y MIND DESAIE. Heresy campaign >His first character (a female arbite he rolled up after killing off his previous tech-priest character) started on a crusade for "gender equality" in 40k, and our inquisitor (GM NPC) as a response suddenly started referring to all female characters as tuts, love and petal. Ofcourse the d------- had to get in argument with the inquisitor and threatened to kill him which resulted in character 1 burning at the stake by a redemptionist cult the Inquisitor was using >character 2 was a trans-Soritas, who started on about gender fluidity and trans acceptance. We were told off session to let it slide with a s--- eating grin from GM who sent us to investigate a cult, which was all about LGBT rights and equality. Obviously gender fluidity, and accepting and loving anybody. Which is why his character was r---- to death by a Slaneeshi Daemon Prince as a result of trying to help them. When pitching a tantrum over character death (especially the r---) the GM pretty much said ANDTHA player defected to help group, and bragged out of character that we were finally getting to address mature and progressive themes instead of just killing anything we accused of heresy (I thought we were doing it right). Anyway turns out they were really into this is 40K and why do you expect differently I admit the GM was being a d--- (he tends to be in general, and is a little railroady), but it was hilarious to watch. It's been the only example of SJWs I've played with and ofc ourse there was butthurt (there always is).

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Marines vs. Eldar

Andrew Arrowood> Warhammer 40k This is the hardest game of 40K ever played. It's Warhammer 40K. That's white dwarf 138, I believe, in his hand We're playing at night in a hooch in the Iraqi desert about 25 klicks southeast of Nasiriya. We have white stones for Minis, and a t- 55 dipstick from a destroyed enemy tank as a measuring device. The table is made out of V pack air cleaners from M1 tanks (we are tankers) It's spring 1991 It's actually space Marines vs Eldar. ( in our imagination!) I have no idea where we came up with the dice or the pepsi, lol.
Andrew Arrowood> Warhammer 40k This is the hardest game of 40K ever played. It's Warhammer 40K. That's white dwarf 138, I believe, in his hand We're playing at night in a hooch in the Iraqi desert about 25 klicks southeast of Nasiriya. We have white stones for Minis, and a t- 55 dipstick from a destroyed enemy tank as a measuring device. The table is made out of V pack air cleaners from M1 tanks (we are tankers) It's spring 1991 It's actually space Marines vs Eldar. ( in our imagination!) I have no idea where we came up with the dice or the pepsi, lol.

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A weary Steel Legion guardsman contemplating the grim reality of war.


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One can only dream

THOUSAND SONS MAGNUS THE REL DAEMUN PRIMAREN OF THIH warhammertrials.tumblr.com
THOUSAND SONS MAGNUS THE REL DAEMUN PRIMAREN OF THIH warhammertrials.tumblr.com

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HERESY DETECTED

HERESY 卩cTECTED!
HERESY 卩cTECTED!

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For Ever and Ever, AMEN!


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new Genestealers


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I have a Metal Boxes

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have a Rhino have à Carr Uuh etal Boxes

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THE EMPEROR'S BEATS

BROTHER TIESTO DROP THE EMPEROR'S BEAT ON THESE HERETICS.
BROTHER TIESTO DROP THE EMPEROR'S BEAT ON THESE HERETICS.

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and this is why fuck liberals

captainblacklobster "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms"
captainblacklobster "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms"

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Drake likes the DOW3 Macha


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