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1h (8/24 6:25) 904872689 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 16KB (381 × 806) images (3).jpg >be me >17 years old >never had a girlfriend or female friends >saw a girl alone at the school countryard >sit next to her >we start talking >she is so gentle and cute : >find out we both play league and watch anime >she says she needs to go home now and gave me her number >I walked with her to the bus stop in front of the school >after get in the bus she sent me some cute messages saying she wants to see me again >I start hearing the shaco death noises >realize that's my alarm clock >wake up >i've never felt that in a dream, it was too real >i'm gonna be miserable and allone my entire life
1h (8/24 6:25) 904872689 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 16KB (381 × 806) images (3).jpg >be me >17 years old >never had a girlfriend or female friends >saw a girl alone at the school countryard >sit next to her >we start talking >she is so gentle and cute : >find out we both play league and watch anime >she says she needs to go home now and gave me her number >I walked with her to the bus stop in front of the school >after get in the bus she sent me some cute messages saying she wants to see me again >I start hearing the shaco death noises >realize that's my alarm clock >wake up >i've never felt that in a dream, it was too real >i'm gonna be miserable and allone my entire life

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Anonymous 105 KB PNG 8/23/2023, 6:25:13 PM No.61817838 > Be me, Chinese, out of shape, pathetic manlet > Get Drafted > F---.jpg > Going to Chinese basic training > This sucks.png > Fail twice; they make you repeat until you pass< > Don't want to do this s--- again > Apply myself, be the best soldier in my company > Getting ripped > Actually feel good about myself > Only one able to climb to the top of this stupid wooden pole while weighted down > End of Basic > Get called in for performance evaluation > Confidence.jpg > Captain tells me I'm one of the best soldiers they've ever had > Goodbye Basic.png > Captain says there is just one issue > "Everyone knows you are the best soldier here" > "I'm sorry, you'll need to go through Basic Training again. Your class starts in one week" > Wut.jpg > I demand to know why > "You simply weren't mysterious enough< > Wut.jpg > "You need to be mysterious as the dark side of the moon > mfw
Anonymous 105 KB PNG 8/23/2023, 6:25:13 PM No.61817838 > Be me, Chinese, out of shape, pathetic manlet > Get Drafted > F---.jpg > Going to Chinese basic training > This sucks.png > Fail twice; they make you repeat until you pass< > Don't want to do this s--- again > Apply myself, be the best soldier in my company > Getting ripped > Actually feel good about myself > Only one able to climb to the top of this stupid wooden pole while weighted down > End of Basic > Get called in for performance evaluation > Confidence.jpg > Captain tells me I'm one of the best soldiers they've ever had > Goodbye Basic.png > Captain says there is just one issue > "Everyone knows you are the best soldier here" > "I'm sorry, you'll need to go through Basic Training again. Your class starts in one week" > Wut.jpg > I demand to know why > "You simply weren't mysterious enough< > Wut.jpg > "You need to be mysterious as the dark side of the moon > mfw

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: Anonymous 553 KB PNG >>40207291 # 08/09/23(Wed)14:27:32 No.40207181 >log on to pony town >you can see the messages of other people in bubbles above their heads >two guys talk in Russian about how they recently took drugs
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blind rage rie. Imaxresdefault.jpg (128 KB, 1280x720) most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfuck their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this s--- hole parking lot? F--- these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If /diy/ suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing. Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:52:25 No.2402724>>2403239 >>2405325 File: 1418169147931.jpg (8 KB, 250x242) >>2402725 >>2402728 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:04:00 No.2402732 >>2402738 >>2402742 >>2403039 >>2402723 Thank you, I've been in such a blind rage that I didn't even think about drilling out the lock. According to google, cobalt drill bits are about the hardest ones out there? So I'm going to pick up a pack at home depot when I go to buy an angle grinder. Thank you, I'm not sure which it is because I just glanced at it before deciding I would completely ruin it. It seems like the one in the google picture I found uses a tube lock? but then the one you have pictured uses a pad lock. I'll still buy my cobalt drill bits regardless. blind rage >>2402727 Sadly that doesn't seem portable. >>2402721 (OP) Also I'm aware the lock could be picked with effort or there is probably a standard key you can buy that would unlock these. I want something I can buy today at Home Depot, and something that will destroy the boot in the process. Even if I could buy the key today, I wouldn't. I would still do whatever I could to destructively remove this thing as the parking attendant watches. >>2402729 Thank you, sounds like consensus is angle grinder but I'll still take my impacts and drill bits for fun. >surprised if they wouldn't charge you They can f--- off, all they have is the plate number and if they try charging me I'll keep the boot instead of throwing it in the river and I'll meet them in small claims court where I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer or whoever else is representing them, and then I'll follow them to the goddamn parking lot and put a brand new boot on their car before they can pull away. Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:08:25 No.2402736 >>2402739 >>2402762 >>2402777 >>2402779 >>2402883 >>2402884>>2403274>>2403375 >>2403388 >>2403402 >>2405098 >>2405422 >>2405788 >>2406805>>2406814>>2407187 >>2402937 >>2402939 >>2402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random. What are the cops gonna do? My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. I don't give a f--- if the cops come. Let's dispute it. F------ retards. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they f------ get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these f------ retard animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a f---. Not today assholes. >>2402739 >>2402742 >>2402749 >>2402761 >>2402779 Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:49:24 No.2402721 >>2402723 >>2402724 >>2402725 >>2402729 >>2402749 >>2402757 >>2402800 >>2402827 >>2402839 >>2402890 >>2402931 >>2402937 >>2402948 >>2403061 >>2403228 >>2403248 >>2403250 >>2403255>>2403371 >>2403548 >>2403857 >>2404569 >>2405104>>2405126 >>2406083 >>2406111 >>2406464>>2406781 >>2406803 >>2406809 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)23:14:14 No.2403038 ► >>2403047 >>2403051 >>2403062 >>2403064 >>2403070 >>2403071 >>2403102 >>2403130 >>2403174>>2403178 >>2403207 >>2403258 >>2403259 >>2403262 >>2403273 >>2403277 >>2403278 >>2403284>>2403302 >>2403303 >>2403328 >>2403350 >>2403377 >>2403384>>2403461 >>2403538 >>2403565>>2403566 >>2403569 >>2403570 >>2403593 >>2403599 >>2403680 >>2403687 >>2403743 >>2404045 >>2404064 >>2404180 >>2404206 >>2404211 >>2404257 >>2404364>>2404372 >>2404415 >>2404491 >>2404493 >>2404498 >>2404499 >>2404514>>2404517 >>2404520 >>2404532 >>2404570 >>2404907 >>2404917 >>2404982 >>2404985>>2404996 >>2405003 >>2405124>>2405153 >>2405161 >>2405259 >>2405358 >>2405427 >>2405448 >>2405451 >>2405453 >>2405564 >>2405586 >>2405792 >>2405807 >>2405847 >>2405875 >>2406034>>2406241 >>2406263 >>2406817 >>2407138 >>2407808 File: IMG_4953.jpg (3.68 MB, 3024x4032) >>2402884 >>2402890 >>2402919 >>2406825>>2406827 >>2407843 My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the Alright here's your update f------. Pic semi related. Went to home depot with the intention of buying a makita angle grinder and cutting wheel since I have batteries for it, they didn't have makita. Got my cobalt drill bits and took my impacket wrench, drill, and impact driver and went to the parking lot. >park on curb outside of lot >he keeps glancing at me and I don't stop staring >lets see where this goes >he starts running over and yelling >I have pic related >stare at guy the booth from my car >keep staring until he notices me >probably look unhinged at this point, sweaty, breathing heavy, I've been in a blind rage for hours >grab my bag of tools >head over to wife's car and before he even leaves the booth I start drilling >stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close >he just stands there shocked >keep drilling >he starts talking >blast the air horn again >keep drilling >he tries saying something >stand up and blast the air horn at him >blast the air horn directly in front of his face >people walking downtown and the two other people in the lot are all staring now >over the airhorn blasting I hear him mention taking the boot off >I'LL TAKE IT OFF JUST LEAVE >he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it >he runs back >go pick her up >come back for mine >my ears are ringing I can't even hear him now >I'm still in an autistic rage, don't have any real set place I'm drilling I'm just trying to damage the boot while he watches >he starts yelling >blast the air horn >get back down to drilling >he tries yelling again >stare at him as I get in my car and pull away as slow as possible >pic related THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE >starts unlocking it >as hes bending down and unlocks it and starts grabbing it off I put the airhorn next to his head and let it rip >he doesn't say anything else and just runs away to the booth >get in wifes car Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)01:44:03 No.2403101 >>2403225 File: problemwagie.jpg (37 KB, 600x653) UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402727 >>2402732 (You) >Sadly that doesn https://en.wikipedi Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402736 (You) godspeed anon li 0 Clown world problems require clown world solutions I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer Kevin Van Dam IZNE >>2402732 (You) Yes cobalt is the best, but they're brittle, bits so you're choice. Remember when drilling steel, low spe Anonymous 06/06/22 (Wed)16:17:14 No 2 Grind the heads off the bolts, use a pun they come at you with wrenches I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. >amazon listing for the horn >supposedly audible up to 1 mile away Jesus christ anon TRIMAX TRIMAX >audible up to 1 mile away 39 No 2402738 - k 06/08/22(Wed)16:14 ■ Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)05:03:51 No.2403178 >>2403217 >>2403225 >>2403449 >>2403731 >>2403038 While I empathize with your anger and vicariously enjoyed your story, now that it's over I suggest you consider if that level of reaction is healthy. For one thing. you probably permanently damaged both your hearing and his. The situation could have easily escalated into assault and jail time or worse for you. I'm not saying you should have just paid the phony "fine" but your reaction seems (deliciously) over the top. if this is typical behavior, you could be facing real problems down the line. It is rarely wise to act in a fit of rage. t: Been there, done that, regretted it, learned from it. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE looks like if y A before they f------ get oot their cars, and see 222402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid maximum kek She gets back to the car, it's booler $200 fee to remove it. She shows my sides continue to ascend in altitude every time i imagine the kinetic energy of that horn, normally stretched over a mile, the place up on google, tons of sim "getting compressed down to a 6 inch space between horn and attendant and being jammed into his eardrum wife drives a shitbox though I guy will probably never hear the sound of his children's laughter for the rest of his life retards. What are the cops gonna c animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boct, follow them f me Marine/Sport HORN Recommended for boals op 10 4 tegy 9.5 meter beat for all spring an autistic rage Huge c--- energy, ReLine ne/Sport ORN blast the air horn in his face Honk honk just runs away we can't expect God to do all the work. >When the last thing you ever hear is the deafening HONK of clown world TRIMAX Dimensions LxWxH Style 3.5 Oz. Vehicle Service Watercraft Type About this item • SAFETY EQUIPMENT: Make a loud and powerful sound when in emergency with the Shoreline Marine Air Horn Pump recommended for boats up to 64 feet. Important for every boat emergency kit, this horn pump makes a loud noise and is ideal for boating, water skiing, and sporting events. AUDIBLE FROM 1 MILE is boating air horn meets the US Coast Guard requirements for boats. You can be prepared with any kind of emergency as it emits a loud, powerful alert sound that travels a mile away! It is capable of producing sound up to 120 decibels.
blind rage rie. Imaxresdefault.jpg (128 KB, 1280x720) most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfuck their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this s--- hole parking lot? F--- these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If /diy/ suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing. Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:52:25 No.2402724>>2403239 >>2405325 File: 1418169147931.jpg (8 KB, 250x242) >>2402725 >>2402728 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:04:00 No.2402732 >>2402738 >>2402742 >>2403039 >>2402723 Thank you, I've been in such a blind rage that I didn't even think about drilling out the lock. According to google, cobalt drill bits are about the hardest ones out there? So I'm going to pick up a pack at home depot when I go to buy an angle grinder. Thank you, I'm not sure which it is because I just glanced at it before deciding I would completely ruin it. It seems like the one in the google picture I found uses a tube lock? but then the one you have pictured uses a pad lock. I'll still buy my cobalt drill bits regardless. blind rage >>2402727 Sadly that doesn't seem portable. >>2402721 (OP) Also I'm aware the lock could be picked with effort or there is probably a standard key you can buy that would unlock these. I want something I can buy today at Home Depot, and something that will destroy the boot in the process. Even if I could buy the key today, I wouldn't. I would still do whatever I could to destructively remove this thing as the parking attendant watches. >>2402729 Thank you, sounds like consensus is angle grinder but I'll still take my impacts and drill bits for fun. >surprised if they wouldn't charge you They can f--- off, all they have is the plate number and if they try charging me I'll keep the boot instead of throwing it in the river and I'll meet them in small claims court where I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer or whoever else is representing them, and then I'll follow them to the goddamn parking lot and put a brand new boot on their car before they can pull away. Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)16:08:25 No.2402736 >>2402739 >>2402762 >>2402777 >>2402779 >>2402883 >>2402884>>2403274>>2403375 >>2403388 >>2403402 >>2405098 >>2405422 >>2405788 >>2406805>>2406814>>2407187 >>2402937 >>2402939 >>2402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random. What are the cops gonna do? My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. I don't give a f--- if the cops come. Let's dispute it. F------ retards. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they f------ get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these f------ retard animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a f---. Not today assholes. >>2402739 >>2402742 >>2402749 >>2402761 >>2402779 Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)15:49:24 No.2402721 >>2402723 >>2402724 >>2402725 >>2402729 >>2402749 >>2402757 >>2402800 >>2402827 >>2402839 >>2402890 >>2402931 >>2402937 >>2402948 >>2403061 >>2403228 >>2403248 >>2403250 >>2403255>>2403371 >>2403548 >>2403857 >>2404569 >>2405104>>2405126 >>2406083 >>2406111 >>2406464>>2406781 >>2406803 >>2406809 Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)23:14:14 No.2403038 ► >>2403047 >>2403051 >>2403062 >>2403064 >>2403070 >>2403071 >>2403102 >>2403130 >>2403174>>2403178 >>2403207 >>2403258 >>2403259 >>2403262 >>2403273 >>2403277 >>2403278 >>2403284>>2403302 >>2403303 >>2403328 >>2403350 >>2403377 >>2403384>>2403461 >>2403538 >>2403565>>2403566 >>2403569 >>2403570 >>2403593 >>2403599 >>2403680 >>2403687 >>2403743 >>2404045 >>2404064 >>2404180 >>2404206 >>2404211 >>2404257 >>2404364>>2404372 >>2404415 >>2404491 >>2404493 >>2404498 >>2404499 >>2404514>>2404517 >>2404520 >>2404532 >>2404570 >>2404907 >>2404917 >>2404982 >>2404985>>2404996 >>2405003 >>2405124>>2405153 >>2405161 >>2405259 >>2405358 >>2405427 >>2405448 >>2405451 >>2405453 >>2405564 >>2405586 >>2405792 >>2405807 >>2405847 >>2405875 >>2406034>>2406241 >>2406263 >>2406817 >>2407138 >>2407808 File: IMG_4953.jpg (3.68 MB, 3024x4032) >>2402884 >>2402890 >>2402919 >>2406825>>2406827 >>2407843 My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the Alright here's your update f------. Pic semi related. Went to home depot with the intention of buying a makita angle grinder and cutting wheel since I have batteries for it, they didn't have makita. Got my cobalt drill bits and took my impacket wrench, drill, and impact driver and went to the parking lot. >park on curb outside of lot >he keeps glancing at me and I don't stop staring >lets see where this goes >he starts running over and yelling >I have pic related >stare at guy the booth from my car >keep staring until he notices me >probably look unhinged at this point, sweaty, breathing heavy, I've been in a blind rage for hours >grab my bag of tools >head over to wife's car and before he even leaves the booth I start drilling >stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close >he just stands there shocked >keep drilling >he starts talking >blast the air horn again >keep drilling >he tries saying something >stand up and blast the air horn at him >blast the air horn directly in front of his face >people walking downtown and the two other people in the lot are all staring now >over the airhorn blasting I hear him mention taking the boot off >I'LL TAKE IT OFF JUST LEAVE >he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it >he runs back >go pick her up >come back for mine >my ears are ringing I can't even hear him now >I'm still in an autistic rage, don't have any real set place I'm drilling I'm just trying to damage the boot while he watches >he starts yelling >blast the air horn >get back down to drilling >he tries yelling again >stare at him as I get in my car and pull away as slow as possible >pic related THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE >starts unlocking it >as hes bending down and unlocks it and starts grabbing it off I put the airhorn next to his head and let it rip >he doesn't say anything else and just runs away to the booth >get in wifes car Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)01:44:03 No.2403101 >>2403225 File: problemwagie.jpg (37 KB, 600x653) UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402727 >>2402732 (You) >Sadly that doesn https://en.wikipedi Anonymous 06/08/2 >>2402736 (You) godspeed anon li 0 Clown world problems require clown world solutions I'll wave the f------ boot in front of the face of the lawyer Kevin Van Dam IZNE >>2402732 (You) Yes cobalt is the best, but they're brittle, bits so you're choice. Remember when drilling steel, low spe Anonymous 06/06/22 (Wed)16:17:14 No 2 Grind the heads off the bolts, use a pun they come at you with wrenches I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. >amazon listing for the horn >supposedly audible up to 1 mile away Jesus christ anon TRIMAX TRIMAX >audible up to 1 mile away 39 No 2402738 - k 06/08/22(Wed)16:14 ■ Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)05:03:51 No.2403178 >>2403217 >>2403225 >>2403449 >>2403731 >>2403038 While I empathize with your anger and vicariously enjoyed your story, now that it's over I suggest you consider if that level of reaction is healthy. For one thing. you probably permanently damaged both your hearing and his. The situation could have easily escalated into assault and jail time or worse for you. I'm not saying you should have just paid the phony "fine" but your reaction seems (deliciously) over the top. if this is typical behavior, you could be facing real problems down the line. It is rarely wise to act in a fit of rage. t: Been there, done that, regretted it, learned from it. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE looks like if y A before they f------ get oot their cars, and see 222402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid maximum kek She gets back to the car, it's booler $200 fee to remove it. She shows my sides continue to ascend in altitude every time i imagine the kinetic energy of that horn, normally stretched over a mile, the place up on google, tons of sim "getting compressed down to a 6 inch space between horn and attendant and being jammed into his eardrum wife drives a shitbox though I guy will probably never hear the sound of his children's laughter for the rest of his life retards. What are the cops gonna c animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boct, follow them f me Marine/Sport HORN Recommended for boals op 10 4 tegy 9.5 meter beat for all spring an autistic rage Huge c--- energy, ReLine ne/Sport ORN blast the air horn in his face Honk honk just runs away we can't expect God to do all the work. >When the last thing you ever hear is the deafening HONK of clown world TRIMAX Dimensions LxWxH Style 3.5 Oz. Vehicle Service Watercraft Type About this item • SAFETY EQUIPMENT: Make a loud and powerful sound when in emergency with the Shoreline Marine Air Horn Pump recommended for boats up to 64 feet. Important for every boat emergency kit, this horn pump makes a loud noise and is ideal for boating, water skiing, and sporting events. AUDIBLE FROM 1 MILE is boating air horn meets the US Coast Guard requirements for boats. You can be prepared with any kind of emergency as it emits a loud, powerful alert sound that travels a mile away! It is capable of producing sound up to 120 decibels.

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>be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind maybe the real rare the friends we found along the way me open his hot dog 12 KB JPG >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.
>be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind maybe the real rare the friends we found along the way me open his hot dog 12 KB JPG >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.

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: Anonymous What 216 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed) 21:13:45 No.904854188 >be me >9 y old >mom sends me to summer s--- cuz i don't have friends >whatever >its pretty cool i guess >theres a s----- pool >have to change into costume >tell one of the summer adult f--- >brings me to changing room >just me and him >gives me the thing my mom gave him >tells me to undress >im shy asf >he stares at my c--- while im changing >didnt think much about it at the time >ended up not going into the pool I just remembered this happening many years ago, was he a p---????
: Anonymous What 216 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed) 21:13:45 No.904854188 >be me >9 y old >mom sends me to summer s--- cuz i don't have friends >whatever >its pretty cool i guess >theres a s----- pool >have to change into costume >tell one of the summer adult f--- >brings me to changing room >just me and him >gives me the thing my mom gave him >tells me to undress >im shy asf >he stares at my c--- while im changing >didnt think much about it at the time >ended up not going into the pool I just remembered this happening many years ago, was he a p---????

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86.3 kB PNG >got caught stealing my little sister's panties >mom won't let me out of my room >says she'll call the police if I come out for anything other than food or the bathroom 23 REPLIES 63 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 49093394 3 hr. ago... Degenerates like you should be hanged or executed by firing squad. Kill yourself
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Anonymous r/greentext anonette is furious Anonymus 11ADJPG 08/17/25T10:14 49 No 904400374 beme tards in life skils WHY.EXE moat tards are quiet one tard, lets call tardbot is different tatt tandhot play with his phone annoying everyone gets told multiple times to stun, still koops doing sholyfun groytucongshi.png SHUTTHEFUCKUP EXE only way I can escape is with noise cancelling headphones headphones are banned on class only usable during lunch or in between classes ontw anons, what should I do about tardbot? he's very hard to ignore when I am trying to pay attention in class 12 554 KB PNG 08/23/23 (Wed)13:04:53 No.904847142 >be me, 19f >check r/greentext for the first time in 2 years >see my posts on r/greentext >hundreds of comments >mfw I am being followed on here I WILL KILL THE NEXT REDDITFAG TO SCREENCAP THIS
Anonymous r/greentext anonette is furious Anonymus 11ADJPG 08/17/25T10:14 49 No 904400374 beme tards in life skils WHY.EXE moat tards are quiet one tard, lets call tardbot is different tatt tandhot play with his phone annoying everyone gets told multiple times to stun, still koops doing sholyfun groytucongshi.png SHUTTHEFUCKUP EXE only way I can escape is with noise cancelling headphones headphones are banned on class only usable during lunch or in between classes ontw anons, what should I do about tardbot? he's very hard to ignore when I am trying to pay attention in class 12 554 KB PNG 08/23/23 (Wed)13:04:53 No.904847142 >be me, 19f >check r/greentext for the first time in 2 years >see my posts on r/greentext >hundreds of comments >mfw I am being followed on here I WILL KILL THE NEXT REDDITFAG TO SCREENCAP THIS

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Anon is a catfag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be a dog >see another dog >H-------- IS THAT ANOTHER DOG >BETTER BARK AS LOUD AS I F------ CAN, ANNOYING THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD yeah I wonder why people hate dogs and dog owners 08/22/23(Tue)12:01:22 No.4598791 >>4598996 #
: Anonymous >be a dog >see another dog >H-------- IS THAT ANOTHER DOG >BETTER BARK AS LOUD AS I F------ CAN, ANNOYING THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD yeah I wonder why people hate dogs and dog owners 08/22/23(Tue)12:01:22 No.4598791 >>4598996 #

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Anon dont like Asian girls | /r/Greentext

File: 1692812741395411s.jpg (7 KB, 210x250) C. reversed I don't like Asian girls now ☐nvm Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)02:04:44 No.74487650 [Reply] ► >be me, sad, depressed and thinking of dying >No friends, no gf, no family >Realises I'm a virgin >Tries rapping a asian girl that's f------ cute >Turns out she got a d--- twice my size and rapes me instead What the f--- guys, I got UNO
File: 1692812741395411s.jpg (7 KB, 210x250) C. reversed I don't like Asian girls now ☐nvm Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)02:04:44 No.74487650 [Reply] ► >be me, sad, depressed and thinking of dying >No friends, no gf, no family >Realises I'm a virgin >Tries rapping a asian girl that's f------ cute >Turns out she got a d--- twice my size and rapes me instead What the f--- guys, I got UNO

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Anon likes Superman and Sasuke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Itt post /a/ characters Anonymous beatin(...) The sillier the better 10/15/19(Tue)11:32:02 No.110730988 SEEMS YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT THAT "S" STANDS FOR ON YOUR SUIT. DO YOU NEED ME TO REMIND YOU? NO PLEASE I HAVEN'T, IT STANDS FOR SASUKE, JUST DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE.I'LL DO ANYTHING, DON'T UNLEASH YOUR WRATH AGAINST ME! Sasukevssupes.jpg 332 KB JPG 10/15/19(Tue)11:33:53 No.110731015 >>110730988 (OP) # I really f------ love this picture, because back in the day my girlfriend hated Sasuke and said that she'll peg me each time I show her this pic. Thankfully I only showed it to her once before she was winning to do it nearly anytime. So everyday I can thank superman and Sasuke for my girlfriend goin' balls deep inside my prostate. 51 KB PNG
: Anonymous Itt post /a/ characters Anonymous beatin(...) The sillier the better 10/15/19(Tue)11:32:02 No.110730988 SEEMS YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT THAT "S" STANDS FOR ON YOUR SUIT. DO YOU NEED ME TO REMIND YOU? NO PLEASE I HAVEN'T, IT STANDS FOR SASUKE, JUST DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE.I'LL DO ANYTHING, DON'T UNLEASH YOUR WRATH AGAINST ME! Sasukevssupes.jpg 332 KB JPG 10/15/19(Tue)11:33:53 No.110731015 >>110730988 (OP) # I really f------ love this picture, because back in the day my girlfriend hated Sasuke and said that she'll peg me each time I show her this pic. Thankfully I only showed it to her once before she was winning to do it nearly anytime. So everyday I can thank superman and Sasuke for my girlfriend goin' balls deep inside my prostate. 51 KB PNG

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Liu Kang has something to say | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue)21:05:12 No.648168743 B59 file.png 563 KB PNG >>648162201 # >DEAR EARTHREALMER. >IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH /ME/ "RACE-SWAPPING" PEOPLE IN MY NEW TIMELINE. >TO THAT I RESPOND >WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN TIMELINE YOU CAN CHOOSE WHO YOUR CHOSEN PEOPLE ARE. >ASIA NUMBER ONE.
: Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue)21:05:12 No.648168743 B59 file.png 563 KB PNG >>648162201 # >DEAR EARTHREALMER. >IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH /ME/ "RACE-SWAPPING" PEOPLE IN MY NEW TIMELINE. >TO THAT I RESPOND >WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN TIMELINE YOU CAN CHOOSE WHO YOUR CHOSEN PEOPLE ARE. >ASIA NUMBER ONE.

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Even anon can have a great birthday | /r/Greentext

File: 1526024078213.jpg (14 KB, 501x501) Anonymous 05/12/18(Sat)12:58:08 No.768377218 [Reply] >birthday yesterday >have to work 12-9pm >be meat clerk and it's a big sale day so it's gonna be busy >mom sys she didn't get anything for birthday because too old for kid stuff like that >turning 19 >go to work >get yelled at buy customers because new manager didn't order the thing that is on sale >be in bad mood until lunch >>768377320 >buy $5 scratcher >win $150.jpg >now in good mood >come back from lunch and co worker bought a tiny cupcake to share from bakery >now in better mood >finish cleaning and setting up for tomorrow early so head home >get home and there's gifts on the table >deathgrips shirt and a collecters hp lovecraft book >have one of the best birthdays in a long time
File: 1526024078213.jpg (14 KB, 501x501) Anonymous 05/12/18(Sat)12:58:08 No.768377218 [Reply] >birthday yesterday >have to work 12-9pm >be meat clerk and it's a big sale day so it's gonna be busy >mom sys she didn't get anything for birthday because too old for kid stuff like that >turning 19 >go to work >get yelled at buy customers because new manager didn't order the thing that is on sale >be in bad mood until lunch >>768377320 >buy $5 scratcher >win $150.jpg >now in good mood >come back from lunch and co worker bought a tiny cupcake to share from bakery >now in better mood >finish cleaning and setting up for tomorrow early so head home >get home and there's gifts on the table >deathgrips shirt and a collecters hp lovecraft book >have one of the best birthdays in a long time

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Anon discusses a tourist attraction in England | /r/Greentext

File: urine deflector.png (442 KB, 615x410) Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun)18:12:03 No.186317927 >>186317957 >>186318014 >>186318465 >>186323033 The piss wall, a tourtist attraction in Britain.
File: urine deflector.png (442 KB, 615x410) Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun)18:12:03 No.186317927 >>186317957 >>186318014 >>186318465 >>186323033 The piss wall, a tourtist attraction in Britain.

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Anon deals with rejection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)00:52:54 No.900959276 >recently asked a cute waitress out >we had been chatting here and there for a few weeks, thought we had a good thing going >she apologizes and says she had a bf >i tell her no worries, her bf is a lucky guy >ask if we can still be friends and she smiles and says of course >i leave restaurant >pay a homeless man $50 to let me beat him up for 10 minutes >feel better
: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)00:52:54 No.900959276 >recently asked a cute waitress out >we had been chatting here and there for a few weeks, thought we had a good thing going >she apologizes and says she had a bf >i tell her no worries, her bf is a lucky guy >ask if we can still be friends and she smiles and says of course >i leave restaurant >pay a homeless man $50 to let me beat him up for 10 minutes >feel better

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A fat Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 minutes ago imfatandugly.png (306.1 KB, 974x925) 1 REPLY 904827030 >Be me >Fat as hell >Be ugliest person alive >Incredibly dumb, only 75 IQ >Worst personality, no sense of humor >Ugly sounding voice, every time I talk people always ask me to repeat myself >Smallest d---. It's the same size as the day I was born. It literally never grew >Only 5'5" >Literally no talents or skills, worst at everything I attempt >Get made fun of by everyone What did I do in my past life to deserve this?
Anonymous 9 minutes ago imfatandugly.png (306.1 KB, 974x925) 1 REPLY 904827030 >Be me >Fat as hell >Be ugliest person alive >Incredibly dumb, only 75 IQ >Worst personality, no sense of humor >Ugly sounding voice, every time I talk people always ask me to repeat myself >Smallest d---. It's the same size as the day I was born. It literally never grew >Only 5'5" >Literally no talents or skills, worst at everything I attempt >Get made fun of by everyone What did I do in my past life to deserve this?

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First post best post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous femanon brainrot 10 KB JPG >start dating guy; he's super depressed, mega stoner >the more we go out the happier he becomes, starts being motivated to take care of himself better >suddenly i'm bored >break up because disinterested (plus he wanted to have kids which. f--- no) 08/23/23(Wed)05:55:11 No.29624619 >he gets it and we separate on good terms, he thanks me for all the light i've brought back into his life >start seeing new guy >new guy smokes and drinks like crazy >he falls in love with me, starts taking care of himself better for me >hasn't smoked or drank in months "all thanks to [you anon]" >getting bored again What the f--- is wrong with me bros? Have I just not been around enough or is my brain so f----- that I literally just fall out of love when there's nothing left to fix? : Anonymous >>29624619 (OP) # You're a psycho bitch >>29624646 # >>29625031 # 08/23/23(Wed)05:56:29 No.29624629
: Anonymous femanon brainrot 10 KB JPG >start dating guy; he's super depressed, mega stoner >the more we go out the happier he becomes, starts being motivated to take care of himself better >suddenly i'm bored >break up because disinterested (plus he wanted to have kids which. f--- no) 08/23/23(Wed)05:55:11 No.29624619 >he gets it and we separate on good terms, he thanks me for all the light i've brought back into his life >start seeing new guy >new guy smokes and drinks like crazy >he falls in love with me, starts taking care of himself better for me >hasn't smoked or drank in months "all thanks to [you anon]" >getting bored again What the f--- is wrong with me bros? Have I just not been around enough or is my brain so f----- that I literally just fall out of love when there's nothing left to fix? : Anonymous >>29624619 (OP) # You're a psycho bitch >>29624646 # >>29625031 # 08/23/23(Wed)05:56:29 No.29624629

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league of legends g*mer | /r/Greentext

de 1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined
de 1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anon has a poop problem. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous S------- on plate? Gur vomida 324 2 422 24 06/25/22(Sat)09:45:20 No.880766772 >be me >neighbor's dog keeps s------- in my grass >keep having to pick up it's s--- >neighbor keeps denying and lying about it 78 KB JPG >set up security camera >going to bring the evidence to the police >4am >motion detected >check camera >80 year old man who lives across the street >pulls down pants >mfw >apologize to neighbor
: Anonymous S------- on plate? Gur vomida 324 2 422 24 06/25/22(Sat)09:45:20 No.880766772 >be me >neighbor's dog keeps s------- in my grass >keep having to pick up it's s--- >neighbor keeps denying and lying about it 78 KB JPG >set up security camera >going to bring the evidence to the police >4am >motion detected >check camera >80 year old man who lives across the street >pulls down pants >mfw >apologize to neighbor

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