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Anonymous 15 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 861882794 >first time spending the night with new gf >wake up to the sound of her crying and a cold wet feeling from her side of the bed >She starts profusely apologizing to me >apparently she's a bedwetter >usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but was too embarrassed to use them with me here >starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and s--- >just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok >she finally calms down and thanks me for being so understanding >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed >notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers What the f--- have I gotten myself into guys. Anonymous 12 minutes ago >>861882794 (OP) include me in the screenshot 861882911
Anonymous 15 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 861882794 >first time spending the night with new gf >wake up to the sound of her crying and a cold wet feeling from her side of the bed >She starts profusely apologizing to me >apparently she's a bedwetter >usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but was too embarrassed to use them with me here >starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and s--- >just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok >she finally calms down and thanks me for being so understanding >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed >notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers What the f--- have I gotten myself into guys. Anonymous 12 minutes ago >>861882794 (OP) include me in the screenshot 861882911

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Anon plays chess. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 34 KB JPG Anonymous 107 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)08:48:21 No.75104428 >wow anon you suck at this game how would you feel being humiliated by a female russian chess prodigy 10/18/23(Wed)08:59:27 No.75104486 >>75104428 (OP) >wow you really suck at living
Anonymous 34 KB JPG Anonymous 107 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)08:48:21 No.75104428 >wow anon you suck at this game how would you feel being humiliated by a female russian chess prodigy 10/18/23(Wed)08:59:27 No.75104486 >>75104428 (OP) >wow you really suck at living

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Get your grammar right, anon. | /r/Greentext

: onymous 20 105 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:09 No.4628709 >have bad day >random fly lands on arm >doesn't move : Anonymous >>4628709 (OP) # lays down what? >isn't startled >it lays down uh.. fren? c: >>4628714 # >>4628725 # >>4628721 # 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:58 No.4628710 : Anonymous >>4628710 # rests its body on the surface instead of supporting it with its legs 09/28/23(Thu)03:03:51 No.4628714 09/28/23(Thu)03:12:42 No.4628721 >>4628714 # It would be LIE down, not LAY down. >>4628722 # >>4628756 #
: onymous 20 105 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:09 No.4628709 >have bad day >random fly lands on arm >doesn't move : Anonymous >>4628709 (OP) # lays down what? >isn't startled >it lays down uh.. fren? c: >>4628714 # >>4628725 # >>4628721 # 09/28/23(Thu)03:01:58 No.4628710 : Anonymous >>4628710 # rests its body on the surface instead of supporting it with its legs 09/28/23(Thu)03:03:51 No.4628714 09/28/23(Thu)03:12:42 No.4628721 >>4628714 # It would be LIE down, not LAY down. >>4628722 # >>4628756 #

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Was it autism? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)08:56:49 No.191075587 >>191075609 >>191075771 >>191075847 >>191075905 >>191075946 >>191075971 >>191076123 >>191076172 >>191076588 >>191077107 >>191077407 >>191077524 >>191077617 >>191078977 >>191081697 >>191081863 >>191082061 >>191082101 >>191082187 >>191082340 >>191082425 >>191082612 >>191082815 >>191083349 >>191083537 >>191084136 >>191084439 >>191084491 >>191085788 >supergenius MC >finds a notebook that allows him to kill anyone >gets confirmation that he won't even go to Hell >doesn't use the notebook alongside his smarts to climb the corporate and political ladder >instead just starts killing two bit crooks and think he's going to "cleanse the world" that way >gets his location found within days Why are supposed supergeniuses in tv & film always so goddamn stupid?
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)08:56:49 No.191075587 >>191075609 >>191075771 >>191075847 >>191075905 >>191075946 >>191075971 >>191076123 >>191076172 >>191076588 >>191077107 >>191077407 >>191077524 >>191077617 >>191078977 >>191081697 >>191081863 >>191082061 >>191082101 >>191082187 >>191082340 >>191082425 >>191082612 >>191082815 >>191083349 >>191083537 >>191084136 >>191084439 >>191084491 >>191085788 >supergenius MC >finds a notebook that allows him to kill anyone >gets confirmation that he won't even go to Hell >doesn't use the notebook alongside his smarts to climb the corporate and political ladder >instead just starts killing two bit crooks and think he's going to "cleanse the world" that way >gets his location found within days Why are supposed supergeniuses in tv & film always so goddamn stupid?

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pokemon GO Nearly Cucked Me [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 13:01:18 Post No. 30010136 >be me >walking home with gf from uni campus >no one on campus this late in the year >playing Pokemon GO together 73 KB, 900x675 >feels amazing >literally 10/10 wild Chad appears >great genetics etc. >my heart sinks >he speaks a solid 15 minutes about normie stuff >says lel i play that game too >he's so confident >i see gf smiling the whole time he's with us >feelings of inadequacy building >he eventually leaves >gf says (exactly this): 'i dont want to upset you... but he has the ideal look that chinese girls are after' >pepeplusthegun.jpg >play it off like haha yea i can see why What should I have done? Am I right to feel insecure? Am I pathetic? School me on what I should have done. This happened yesterday and I am still thinking about it...
Anonymous Pokemon GO Nearly Cucked Me [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 13:01:18 Post No. 30010136 >be me >walking home with gf from uni campus >no one on campus this late in the year >playing Pokemon GO together 73 KB, 900x675 >feels amazing >literally 10/10 wild Chad appears >great genetics etc. >my heart sinks >he speaks a solid 15 minutes about normie stuff >says lel i play that game too >he's so confident >i see gf smiling the whole time he's with us >feelings of inadequacy building >he eventually leaves >gf says (exactly this): 'i dont want to upset you... but he has the ideal look that chinese girls are after' >pepeplusthegun.jpg >play it off like haha yea i can see why What should I have done? Am I right to feel insecure? Am I pathetic? School me on what I should have done. This happened yesterday and I am still thinking about it...

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Anon is a volcel | /r/Greentext

Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1674716370454409167471637(...).png (181 KB, 480x480) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:01:16 No.188774475 >>188774516 >> >parents sick and tired of not having grand children yet >father has discussion with me on call while I'm at work V >barely paying attention to what he's talking about >end up agreeing for them to find someone who's willing to marry me >figure no one will take the offer anyways >puts up some ad somewhere with pictures of me attached >mfw multiple women are willing to marry me >mfw they think I'm handsome >mfw he tells me he found a lovely Arabic woman who's super religious >mfw I can barely speak Arabic >mfw I have to break her heart now How the F--- do I fix this situation. Do these sort of events occur in your country? Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:02:31 No.188774512 ✓ the day I consider arranged marriage is the day I neck myself
Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1674716370454409167471637(...).png (181 KB, 480x480) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:01:16 No.188774475 >>188774516 >> >parents sick and tired of not having grand children yet >father has discussion with me on call while I'm at work V >barely paying attention to what he's talking about >end up agreeing for them to find someone who's willing to marry me >figure no one will take the offer anyways >puts up some ad somewhere with pictures of me attached >mfw multiple women are willing to marry me >mfw they think I'm handsome >mfw he tells me he found a lovely Arabic woman who's super religious >mfw I can barely speak Arabic >mfw I have to break her heart now How the F--- do I fix this situation. Do these sort of events occur in your country? Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)21:02:31 No.188774512 ✓ the day I consider arranged marriage is the day I neck myself

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Anon is sick of being used | /r/Greentext

File: th-3062338205.jpg (35 KB, 474x484) 4 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)09:05:33 No.75102191 >18 in hs >6'3" >avid programmer >loves history >tldr I have a personality >sociable >kind >not /fit/ but not fat (only on my stomache which i can hide) >excersise occasionally (been too busy recently) >most of the time positive and normal in school >face not bad, about 7/10 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG??? WHY AM I NOT A CHAD??? I F------ GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO ASKED ME TO DRIVE HER HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST A GIRL HAS BEEN TO BEING ACTUALLY BEING INTERESTED IN ME (now I realize she really doesn't care she just wanted a ride) WHY DO GIRLS ONLY WANT TO TALK WITH ME AND S--- IF I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? I know its not their fault, im doing something wrong but I DONT KNOW WHAT All I want is a girl to just ask me how im doing, ask me about my weekend, and actually be interested. Normies say "oh you dont deserve s---" SHUT THE F--- UP!!! I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM THE LEAST THEY CAN F------ DO IS HAVE A SLIVER OF INTEREST AS ME AS A PERSON, AND NOT ME AS A TOOL.
File: th-3062338205.jpg (35 KB, 474x484) 4 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)09:05:33 No.75102191 >18 in hs >6'3" >avid programmer >loves history >tldr I have a personality >sociable >kind >not /fit/ but not fat (only on my stomache which i can hide) >excersise occasionally (been too busy recently) >most of the time positive and normal in school >face not bad, about 7/10 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG??? WHY AM I NOT A CHAD??? I F------ GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO ASKED ME TO DRIVE HER HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST A GIRL HAS BEEN TO BEING ACTUALLY BEING INTERESTED IN ME (now I realize she really doesn't care she just wanted a ride) WHY DO GIRLS ONLY WANT TO TALK WITH ME AND S--- IF I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? I know its not their fault, im doing something wrong but I DONT KNOW WHAT All I want is a girl to just ask me how im doing, ask me about my weekend, and actually be interested. Normies say "oh you dont deserve s---" SHUT THE F--- UP!!! I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM THE LEAST THEY CAN F------ DO IS HAVE A SLIVER OF INTEREST AS ME AS A PERSON, AND NOT ME AS A TOOL.

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Anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

File: th-3062338205.jpg (35 KB, 474x484) q ☐ WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed)00:05:33 No.75102191 >>75102367 >>75102369 >18 in hs >6'3" >avid programmer >loves history >tldr I have a personality >sociable >kind >not /fit/ but not fat (only on my stomache which i can hide) >excersise occasionally (been too busy recently) >most of the time positive and normal in school >face not bad, about 7/10 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG??? WHY AM I NOT A CHAD??? I F------ GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO ASKED ME TO DRIVE HER HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST A GIRL HAS BEEN TO BEING ACTUALLY BEING INTERESTED IN ME (now I realize she really doesn't care she just wanted a ride) WHY DO GIRLS ONLY WANT TO TALK WITH ME AND S--- IF I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? I know its not their fault, im doing something wrong but I DONT KNOW WHAT All I want is a girl to just ask me how im doing, ask me about my weekend, and actually be interested. Normies say "oh you dont deserve s---" SHUT THE F--- UP!!! I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM THE LEAST THEY CAN F------ DO IS HAVE A SLIVER OF INTEREST AS ME AS A PERSON, AND NOT ME AS A TOOL.
File: th-3062338205.jpg (35 KB, 474x484) q ☐ WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed)00:05:33 No.75102191 >>75102367 >>75102369 >18 in hs >6'3" >avid programmer >loves history >tldr I have a personality >sociable >kind >not /fit/ but not fat (only on my stomache which i can hide) >excersise occasionally (been too busy recently) >most of the time positive and normal in school >face not bad, about 7/10 WHAT THE F--- AM I DOING WRONG??? WHY AM I NOT A CHAD??? I F------ GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO ASKED ME TO DRIVE HER HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST A GIRL HAS BEEN TO BEING ACTUALLY BEING INTERESTED IN ME (now I realize she really doesn't care she just wanted a ride) WHY DO GIRLS ONLY WANT TO TALK WITH ME AND S--- IF I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? I know its not their fault, im doing something wrong but I DONT KNOW WHAT All I want is a girl to just ask me how im doing, ask me about my weekend, and actually be interested. Normies say "oh you dont deserve s---" SHUT THE F--- UP!!! I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM THE LEAST THEY CAN F------ DO IS HAVE A SLIVER OF INTEREST AS ME AS A PERSON, AND NOT ME AS A TOOL.

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Feels good GreenText | /r/Greentext

203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself
203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself

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anon is broke | /r/Greentext

1/1 SqwdtUyE (OP) 5h (10/18 3:52) 56389013 · 4 Re · 1 Img JPG 39KB. (400 × 400) · LR1401cn_400x400.jpg 2 Replies >be thirworlder >im only being able to save 1000 usd A YEAR >if everything goes good and I dont get sick or have any other emergency Its over lads, its over 1/1-SQVgGgPb 54m (10/18 8:53). 56390721 1 Reply >>56389013 (OP) Australia? 1/1 8algZp45 51m (10/18 8:57). 56390740 >>56389013 (OP) >Be thirdworlder >Learn english afap before ending hs >instantly be in the top 10% earners in my whole life We live with other rules here, but if you learn how to cheat the code, is easymode since here 2 Refresh 01:51 1/1CzjTYppl 27m (10/18 9:21). 56390834 JPG 98KB (670 × 574) brown.jpg u have no excuse boy the USA is open border right now we
1/1 SqwdtUyE (OP) 5h (10/18 3:52) 56389013 · 4 Re · 1 Img JPG 39KB. (400 × 400) · LR1401cn_400x400.jpg 2 Replies >be thirworlder >im only being able to save 1000 usd A YEAR >if everything goes good and I dont get sick or have any other emergency Its over lads, its over 1/1-SQVgGgPb 54m (10/18 8:53). 56390721 1 Reply >>56389013 (OP) Australia? 1/1 8algZp45 51m (10/18 8:57). 56390740 >>56389013 (OP) >Be thirdworlder >Learn english afap before ending hs >instantly be in the top 10% earners in my whole life We live with other rules here, but if you learn how to cheat the code, is easymode since here 2 Refresh 01:51 1/1CzjTYppl 27m (10/18 9:21). 56390834 JPG 98KB (670 × 574) brown.jpg u have no excuse boy the USA is open border right now we

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Anon thinks its all about him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 10/16/23(Mon)16:44:34 No.29971445 >Crushed on this one girl in high school >When I asked her out she made excuses as to why she cant but still tried to keep me around >Never saw her again after graduating (over a year ago) >A week ago I delete her off Insta >She sends me a friend request but I deny it >A few days later a dude I went to class with tells me she's trying to organize a meet-up at a bar and "they" want me to come too >mfw this bitch really organizes a meet-up just because she's mad I don't simp for her after getting friendzoned and not seeing her for over a year What kind of manipulative b------- can I expect from her at the meet-up? My plan is just to get drunk and reconnect with the dude since he was an absolute bro, gonna ignore her as much as I can
: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 10/16/23(Mon)16:44:34 No.29971445 >Crushed on this one girl in high school >When I asked her out she made excuses as to why she cant but still tried to keep me around >Never saw her again after graduating (over a year ago) >A week ago I delete her off Insta >She sends me a friend request but I deny it >A few days later a dude I went to class with tells me she's trying to organize a meet-up at a bar and "they" want me to come too >mfw this bitch really organizes a meet-up just because she's mad I don't simp for her after getting friendzoned and not seeing her for over a year What kind of manipulative b------- can I expect from her at the meet-up? My plan is just to get drunk and reconnect with the dude since he was an absolute bro, gonna ignore her as much as I can

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Femanon reminisces about the one who got away | /r/Greentext

105 KB JPG >be me >21 yo femanon >out on a nice date with a guy i met from tinder >funny, sweet, unconventionally handsome, a little bit dorky >absolute boyfriend material >he drives a ford pickup truck >we're eating at this chinese place >we go outside and suddenly five guys are in his truck driving in circles out the front >they keep chanting "BEEP BEEP TRUCK" >date rips off shirt and also begins chanting >jumps in the back of the pickup truck in a single leap >they scream loudly, and keep chanting "beep beep truck" >they honk their horn several times playing led zeppelin max volume >drive off chanting "beep beep truck" leaving me at the restaurant >he was my ride home >have to pay for an uber to drive me 30 minutes back home >mfw
105 KB JPG >be me >21 yo femanon >out on a nice date with a guy i met from tinder >funny, sweet, unconventionally handsome, a little bit dorky >absolute boyfriend material >he drives a ford pickup truck >we're eating at this chinese place >we go outside and suddenly five guys are in his truck driving in circles out the front >they keep chanting "BEEP BEEP TRUCK" >date rips off shirt and also begins chanting >jumps in the back of the pickup truck in a single leap >they scream loudly, and keep chanting "beep beep truck" >they honk their horn several times playing led zeppelin max volume >drive off chanting "beep beep truck" leaving me at the restaurant >he was my ride home >have to pay for an uber to drive me 30 minutes back home >mfw

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Anon is Mediocrates | /r/Greentext

File: 169349219524422365.jpg (40 KB, 640x563) "ehh, good enough" Mediocrates Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:43:02 No.74575681 >>74575726 >Cute Goth girl pulled right next to me at the traffic lights on the same motorbike as me. >Look at her awkwardly and say nice bike. >She smiles and drives off with the green light. >Will probably never see her again.... Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:48:28 No.74575726 >>74575822 >>74575681 (OP) # what the f--- is that image i'm laughing my ass off Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)17:01:14 No.74575822 >>74575726 # It's an image that says 'ehh. Good enough' - Mediocrates It's a play on the Ancient Greek philosopher Socrates.
File: 169349219524422365.jpg (40 KB, 640x563) "ehh, good enough" Mediocrates Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:43:02 No.74575681 >>74575726 >Cute Goth girl pulled right next to me at the traffic lights on the same motorbike as me. >Look at her awkwardly and say nice bike. >She smiles and drives off with the green light. >Will probably never see her again.... Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)16:48:28 No.74575726 >>74575822 >>74575681 (OP) # what the f--- is that image i'm laughing my ass off Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)17:01:14 No.74575822 >>74575726 # It's an image that says 'ehh. Good enough' - Mediocrates It's a play on the Ancient Greek philosopher Socrates.

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Anon does not care about Israel - Palestine war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4NOg8Zp/) 10/18/23(Wed)07:32:17 No.445287713 When people who refer to you as infidel and goyim are at war with each other: TEA an F7_-1CfXUAATF6U.png 325 KB PNG >oh no >not the hecking hospital >not the hecking children who will grow up only to migrate to europe and murder me with a knife >oh no >im so hecking sad
Anonymous (ID: 4NOg8Zp/) 10/18/23(Wed)07:32:17 No.445287713 When people who refer to you as infidel and goyim are at war with each other: TEA an F7_-1CfXUAATF6U.png 325 KB PNG >oh no >not the hecking hospital >not the hecking children who will grow up only to migrate to europe and murder me with a knife >oh no >im so hecking sad

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Anon watches Goblin Slayer | /r/Greentext

81 KB JPG Anonymous ng Is it me or Goblin Slayer is getting boring, I mean it's just a guy goblins, nothing else so far 11/27/18(Tue)08:46:02 No.181296874 >>181296386 (OP) # >Anon buys a can of beans. >Anon opens the can of beans >There's only beans in the can >He then goes to the store to complain that there's no 71 KB PNG tomatoes inside the can of beans >He would also have liked some salad inside >People tell him that it's a can of beans >He answers with a cold "that's all you got to offer? That's a bit too many beans" >People look at him with a look of confusion mixed with a few chuckles >Anon is extremely confused as to why people are laughing at him >He bough a can of beans, of course there should be tomatoes and salad inside! >Truly the world has gone mad
81 KB JPG Anonymous ng Is it me or Goblin Slayer is getting boring, I mean it's just a guy goblins, nothing else so far 11/27/18(Tue)08:46:02 No.181296874 >>181296386 (OP) # >Anon buys a can of beans. >Anon opens the can of beans >There's only beans in the can >He then goes to the store to complain that there's no 71 KB PNG tomatoes inside the can of beans >He would also have liked some salad inside >People tell him that it's a can of beans >He answers with a cold "that's all you got to offer? That's a bit too many beans" >People look at him with a look of confusion mixed with a few chuckles >Anon is extremely confused as to why people are laughing at him >He bough a can of beans, of course there should be tomatoes and salad inside! >Truly the world has gone mad

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Femanons try to blind themselves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:06:02 No.907820337 ► >>907820378 >>907820749 >>907821413 >>907821566 >>907821736 >>907821825 >>907822417 >>907823049 >>907823486 >>907824171 >>907824862 >>907825356 >>907825517 >>907826010 >>907826184 >>907826485 >>907826546 File: 1692631803206.jpg (150 KB, 959x1280) >be me >worried about the school system >not enough teachers >hmm >risk my neet status and apply for a job >attend interview >get declined >ask them for a reason >"The children would get too distracted, because of the way you look" >oh lawdy >those girls would be fluttering their eye lashes at me >they would not focus on their work then fail the tests >understandable, have a nice day Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:12:41 No.907820378 ► >>907820493 >>907820787 >>907821513 >>907821597 >>907821855 >>907822230 >>907822392 >>907823070 >>907823421 >>907820337 Tfw you aren't welcome inside schools, not for being a p--- but because you are so ugly the kids can't focus on their work, although Anon I have a feeling your neet smell and lack of educational qualities might have been part of the reason as well.
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:06:02 No.907820337 ► >>907820378 >>907820749 >>907821413 >>907821566 >>907821736 >>907821825 >>907822417 >>907823049 >>907823486 >>907824171 >>907824862 >>907825356 >>907825517 >>907826010 >>907826184 >>907826485 >>907826546 File: 1692631803206.jpg (150 KB, 959x1280) >be me >worried about the school system >not enough teachers >hmm >risk my neet status and apply for a job >attend interview >get declined >ask them for a reason >"The children would get too distracted, because of the way you look" >oh lawdy >those girls would be fluttering their eye lashes at me >they would not focus on their work then fail the tests >understandable, have a nice day Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)12:12:41 No.907820378 ► >>907820493 >>907820787 >>907821513 >>907821597 >>907821855 >>907822230 >>907822392 >>907823070 >>907823421 >>907820337 Tfw you aren't welcome inside schools, not for being a p--- but because you are so ugly the kids can't focus on their work, although Anon I have a feeling your neet smell and lack of educational qualities might have been part of the reason as well.

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DwarfBros... | /r/Greentext

Q1. 12:00 0-0 Janet has set a minimum height requirement of 6'2 Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on Override for $9.99 X based in Topeka, Kansas and I wa... ↑ Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)15:52:25 No.188703750 ► >>188703800 >>188703994>>188704074>>188704139 >>188704163 >>188704589 >>188704634>>188705234>>188705283 >>188705446 >>188705508 >>188707921 Is it over in your country
Q1. 12:00 0-0 Janet has set a minimum height requirement of 6'2 Looks like you don't quite measure up. What do you want to do? Accept and move on Override for $9.99 X based in Topeka, Kansas and I wa... ↑ Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)15:52:25 No.188703750 ► >>188703800 >>188703994>>188704074>>188704139 >>188704163 >>188704589 >>188704634>>188705234>>188705283 >>188705446 >>188705508 >>188707921 Is it over in your country

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Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)20:43:27 No.907835020 >be me >24 in anti biden rally >REALLY hate n------ >hate lookin at their fat ass open holed nostrils >pretty girl comes up behind me >she doesn't notice my flag >start bullshittin with her and end up talking her into a date 17 KB GIF >she notices my rebel flag last minute >cusses my ass out then leaves >blew my only chance to have a cute girl like that >w-- is wrong with me
Anonymous 10/17/23(Tue)20:43:27 No.907835020 >be me >24 in anti biden rally >REALLY hate n------ >hate lookin at their fat ass open holed nostrils >pretty girl comes up behind me >she doesn't notice my flag >start bullshittin with her and end up talking her into a date 17 KB GIF >she notices my rebel flag last minute >cusses my ass out then leaves >blew my only chance to have a cute girl like that >w-- is wrong with me

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kittyboy gaming 10/ >be me >dream about catboys >wake up >no catboy in my bed >cry
kittyboy gaming 10/ >be me >dream about catboys >wake up >no catboy in my bed >cry

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>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down >yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!" >everyone laughs >projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment >teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her 175 KB PNG >girl next to me winks >"wanna f--- my ass big boy?" >she plops her a------ right on my d--- >someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!" >she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!" >projectionist is now filming us >Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper >"why of course"
>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down >yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!" >everyone laughs >projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment >teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her 175 KB PNG >girl next to me winks >"wanna f--- my ass big boy?" >she plops her a------ right on my d--- >someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!" >she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!" >projectionist is now filming us >Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper >"why of course"

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