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: Anonymous marijuana is the best drug 12/19/23(Tue)18:10:31 No.75819680 th-3955447046.jpg 46 KB JPG >makes you sociable like alcohol >chill like opiates >psychadelic at high enough dosage >cheap >easy to quit People say it gets old but not if you moderate it wellm
: Anonymous marijuana is the best drug 12/19/23(Tue)18:10:31 No.75819680 th-3955447046.jpg 46 KB JPG >makes you sociable like alcohol >chill like opiates >psychadelic at high enough dosage >cheap >easy to quit People say it gets old but not if you moderate it wellm

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The Silent Organ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dead liver at 18 49 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)01:11:36 No.911032804 >18M >overally depressed but optimistic >decide to drink for the first time in months, because I had a good day >650ml two days latter >Swolen tummy >dense saliva >eternal tiresome >panic.jpeg >mfw I'm having cirrhosis simptoms after barely drinking I'm fat (80kg 1,65cm), so it's probably because of too much fat in my liver. What a way to start my adulthood
Anonymous Dead liver at 18 49 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)01:11:36 No.911032804 >18M >overally depressed but optimistic >decide to drink for the first time in months, because I had a good day >650ml two days latter >Swolen tummy >dense saliva >eternal tiresome >panic.jpeg >mfw I'm having cirrhosis simptoms after barely drinking I'm fat (80kg 1,65cm), so it's probably because of too much fat in my liver. What a way to start my adulthood

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Hateful of all of us | /r/Greentext

1h (12/19 16:04) 75817585 2 Re. 1 Img JPG 126KB (828 × 1103) Gyuuu.jpg 1 Reply HU 1/1/1 12 馬鹿だなっ 君は実に >be me >depressed virgin in uni, waking up full of hatred as usual >don't get up for 20mins thinking about how big of a failure I am as usual >bad mood, don't even feel like making coffee >all I do is make my bed and feed cat before lying down on the couch to rot for a while before going to campus >checkphone.exe >gasp as someone @'d me on the class group chat yesterday night >of course check as nobody ever talks to me on the gc >w--.jpg >meds: taken >pinch self: didnt wake up >"i love anon, he's the only guy on class i can talk to like a normal person" >"anon is only guy that i trust" >check who said it, 2 most beautiful girls in class and emo girl I have no idea how to feel, I genuinely got flustered and just said thanks and that I was asleep when they @'d me. Is this good karma? Yesterday I acted nicer than usual, w-- is going on? Help me robots
1h (12/19 16:04) 75817585 2 Re. 1 Img JPG 126KB (828 × 1103) Gyuuu.jpg 1 Reply HU 1/1/1 12 馬鹿だなっ 君は実に >be me >depressed virgin in uni, waking up full of hatred as usual >don't get up for 20mins thinking about how big of a failure I am as usual >bad mood, don't even feel like making coffee >all I do is make my bed and feed cat before lying down on the couch to rot for a while before going to campus >checkphone.exe >gasp as someone @'d me on the class group chat yesterday night >of course check as nobody ever talks to me on the gc >w--.jpg >meds: taken >pinch self: didnt wake up >"i love anon, he's the only guy on class i can talk to like a normal person" >"anon is only guy that i trust" >check who said it, 2 most beautiful girls in class and emo girl I have no idea how to feel, I genuinely got flustered and just said thanks and that I was asleep when they @'d me. Is this good karma? Yesterday I acted nicer than usual, w-- is going on? Help me robots

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The Mirage Within | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mF2dnjBV) → Was I deluded 25 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)11:17:46 No.19255054 >be me, 14-15 at the time >silly and naive, virgin >meet the hottest girl in class, huge milkers and ass (maybe in the whole school) >befriend her >she would randomly grab my ass sometimes cause "she thought It was cute" >one day she gets on my back while i was squatting and rides it like a horse >says "oh so you like to ride me huh" as a joke >"yeah anon how about I ride you at my house" >what >we never got together Was she inviting me to smash?
Anonymous (ID: mF2dnjBV) → Was I deluded 25 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)11:17:46 No.19255054 >be me, 14-15 at the time >silly and naive, virgin >meet the hottest girl in class, huge milkers and ass (maybe in the whole school) >befriend her >she would randomly grab my ass sometimes cause "she thought It was cute" >one day she gets on my back while i was squatting and rides it like a horse >says "oh so you like to ride me huh" as a joke >"yeah anon how about I ride you at my house" >what >we never got together Was she inviting me to smash?

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Anon is that friend in his group | /r/Greentext


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Point of no return | /r/Greentext


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Rdr2, need to learn to ride a horse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 12/19/23(Tue)15:15:53 No.661169695 1701622777810.jpg 106 KB JPG >HOOOOOOOOOONK >*SCRRREEEEEECH* tris >*CRASH* You've been transported to the world of the last vide game you played. Are you going to have a good time?
: Anonymous 14 12/19/23(Tue)15:15:53 No.661169695 1701622777810.jpg 106 KB JPG >HOOOOOOOOOONK >*SCRRREEEEEECH* tris >*CRASH* You've been transported to the world of the last vide game you played. Are you going to have a good time?

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Sibling Sojourn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)23:51:36 No.75814893 >Visit my sister before Christmas >Don't see her often besides holidays, promised to visit each- other more often after Thanksgiving >Spend the afternoon downtown together >Decide to get Jamba juice before we each say goodbye >Order a large smoothie while my sister gets a small >Have a nice chat while we drink >Hold my empty cup up to her face once I'm done >"This is inside of me now" >"Uh... hehe ok"
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)23:51:36 No.75814893 >Visit my sister before Christmas >Don't see her often besides holidays, promised to visit each- other more often after Thanksgiving >Spend the afternoon downtown together >Decide to get Jamba juice before we each say goodbye >Order a large smoothie while my sister gets a small >Have a nice chat while we drink >Hold my empty cup up to her face once I'm done >"This is inside of me now" >"Uh... hehe ok"

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Unbalanced Duties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:45:15 No.75815690 >wah wah hot women don't have to do anything while us men have to do everything! >NO I don't consider having to do all the hours of work needed to be attractive such as working out, dieting, makeup, maintaining a good hairstyle (which is very hard for long hair) and doing the work to have a feminine personality to be actual work! >*proceeds to not take care of appearance whatsoever and has the audacity to get mad when pretty girls reject him* >MY BONE STRUCTURE IS BAD SO I WONT SHOWER OR TAKE CARE OF MYSELF BECAUSE ITS JUST NO USE! WAH WAH WAH WHY DON'T WEMEN LIEK MEEEEEE?!?!?!?! 15 KB PNG
Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:45:15 No.75815690 >wah wah hot women don't have to do anything while us men have to do everything! >NO I don't consider having to do all the hours of work needed to be attractive such as working out, dieting, makeup, maintaining a good hairstyle (which is very hard for long hair) and doing the work to have a feminine personality to be actual work! >*proceeds to not take care of appearance whatsoever and has the audacity to get mad when pretty girls reject him* >MY BONE STRUCTURE IS BAD SO I WONT SHOWER OR TAKE CARE OF MYSELF BECAUSE ITS JUST NO USE! WAH WAH WAH WHY DON'T WEMEN LIEK MEEEEEE?!?!?!?! 15 KB PNG

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Anon's mom looks like a pornstar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2020 16:46:59 No.1940005 >mom had long black hair for 15 years >gets a new haircut, cuts it short >compliment her it looks good and suits her >"oh thank you, Anon, your dad also likes my haircut, says I look like some Dylan Ryder, I dont know who she is though, is she a singer or actress" >"...yea...she is an actress" >mom asks me to download a movie or two starring this Dylan Ryder because she is now interested what the f--- dad, what am I supposed to do now
Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2020 16:46:59 No.1940005 >mom had long black hair for 15 years >gets a new haircut, cuts it short >compliment her it looks good and suits her >"oh thank you, Anon, your dad also likes my haircut, says I look like some Dylan Ryder, I dont know who she is though, is she a singer or actress" >"...yea...she is an actress" >mom asks me to download a movie or two starring this Dylan Ryder because she is now interested what the f--- dad, what am I supposed to do now

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Anon is a fat fuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 334 KB PNG 12/19/23(Tue)02:43:38 No.75816054 >be me >fat f--- >tired of being a fat f--- >can't exercise bc of bad heart >start watching those get thin hypnotization videos on youtube to try and lose weight >after like 2 months i finally start to notice progress >recently i've gone from eating 4 extra large pizzas every night to only 3 I'm gonna make it bros
Anonymous 334 KB PNG 12/19/23(Tue)02:43:38 No.75816054 >be me >fat f--- >tired of being a fat f--- >can't exercise bc of bad heart >start watching those get thin hypnotization videos on youtube to try and lose weight >after like 2 months i finally start to notice progress >recently i've gone from eating 4 extra large pizzas every night to only 3 I'm gonna make it bros

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The 4chan Effect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)02:54:01 No.911035543 >Be me >Lonely khhv >Decide to take the fagpill after seeing so many anons reccommend it >hook up with a femboy from grindr >we f--- >it was exquisite >one week later >red bumps on my d--- and pubic area itching F--- you guys you lied to me
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)02:54:01 No.911035543 >Be me >Lonely khhv >Decide to take the fagpill after seeing so many anons reccommend it >hook up with a femboy from grindr >we f--- >it was exquisite >one week later >red bumps on my d--- and pubic area itching F--- you guys you lied to me

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The Legacy of Innovation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8:02 16 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)22:08:53 No.911027130 >be me >work at small engineering firm on the west coast >one day guy from Japan is hired onto my team >he's pretty cool, very knowledgeable, gets along with everyone >one day he makes a mistake at work >not a big deal, the problem is caught quickly and fixed >he resigns immediately >find out the next day he committed suicide What the f---?
Anonymous 8:02 16 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)22:08:53 No.911027130 >be me >work at small engineering firm on the west coast >one day guy from Japan is hired onto my team >he's pretty cool, very knowledgeable, gets along with everyone >one day he makes a mistake at work >not a big deal, the problem is caught quickly and fixed >he resigns immediately >find out the next day he committed suicide What the f---?

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Why are they like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 830 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)09:36:13 No.193279205 >watch a japanese anime >there's an episode where a mother has an emotional crisis because she's getting old and her kids are starting to tease her about it >she's turning 30
: Anonymous 830 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)09:36:13 No.193279205 >watch a japanese anime >there's an episode where a mother has an emotional crisis because she's getting old and her kids are starting to tease her about it >she's turning 30

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20 years of arguments | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 0:09) 7581016619 Re. 1 Img PNG 766KB (1000x1000) 2322321.png 9 Replies . Boomers are delusional >Be me >20 yo hapa but look white for most part >Dad and mom loyally married 20+ years >Mom is literal stacy, still gets hit on whenever we go out >Does not work but cooks/cleans most of day >Dad works high paying job but sill jew about money for some reason : >Constantly argues with my mom about how she should get a job (even though she cooks/cleans) >Is very cheap with stupid s--- like leaving lights on (they are all LED anyway) >I know most people here would prefer tradwife over working 'boss bitch' type anyway >Dad constantly starts arguments with mom to get a reaction out of her >Mom is kind of crazy at times but nothing terrible Why do boomers not appreciate what they have? My dad constantly criticizes my mom, even though I tell him how good he has it compared to modern men who get cheated on 5+ times a day while also having to be a wallet for their golddigger plastic girlfrieds. Imagine having a traditional gf/ wife and actually encouraging them to go into the workforce and become those toxic kind of people.
2h (12/19 0:09) 7581016619 Re. 1 Img PNG 766KB (1000x1000) 2322321.png 9 Replies . Boomers are delusional >Be me >20 yo hapa but look white for most part >Dad and mom loyally married 20+ years >Mom is literal stacy, still gets hit on whenever we go out >Does not work but cooks/cleans most of day >Dad works high paying job but sill jew about money for some reason : >Constantly argues with my mom about how she should get a job (even though she cooks/cleans) >Is very cheap with stupid s--- like leaving lights on (they are all LED anyway) >I know most people here would prefer tradwife over working 'boss bitch' type anyway >Dad constantly starts arguments with mom to get a reaction out of her >Mom is kind of crazy at times but nothing terrible Why do boomers not appreciate what they have? My dad constantly criticizes my mom, even though I tell him how good he has it compared to modern men who get cheated on 5+ times a day while also having to be a wallet for their golddigger plastic girlfrieds. Imagine having a traditional gf/ wife and actually encouraging them to go into the workforce and become those toxic kind of people.

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Lgbtq ally | /r/Greentext

Being an ally to my local tran(...) 651 KB JPG 11/26/22(Sat)10:58:07 No.28506226 >be me based lgbt ally >Live in very left wing college town >Start flirting with a local cis straight girl I just met >tell her "wow you pass really well you" >looking hurt she says "what do you mean" >Tell her I think she's really brave going out >She tells me she's not trans >I tell her I think she should be proud of who she is >Girl starts screaming and shouting at me >Tell her not to take her anger out on me because I'm a lgbt ally Have done this dozens of times. Specifically target shitlib women because I enjoy the cognitive dissonance between them saying there's nothing wrong with being trans and them acting like I've just given them the greatest insult of their lives. I would never do this to an ugly woman though because that would be too cruel. Thoughts guys?
Being an ally to my local tran(...) 651 KB JPG 11/26/22(Sat)10:58:07 No.28506226 >be me based lgbt ally >Live in very left wing college town >Start flirting with a local cis straight girl I just met >tell her "wow you pass really well you" >looking hurt she says "what do you mean" >Tell her I think she's really brave going out >She tells me she's not trans >I tell her I think she should be proud of who she is >Girl starts screaming and shouting at me >Tell her not to take her anger out on me because I'm a lgbt ally Have done this dozens of times. Specifically target shitlib women because I enjoy the cognitive dissonance between them saying there's nothing wrong with being trans and them acting like I've just given them the greatest insult of their lives. I would never do this to an ugly woman though because that would be too cruel. Thoughts guys?

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Anon can’t unlock a skin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous YOU WILL ENJOY SEASONAL CONTEN(...) 8 KB JPG 12/18/23 (Mon)17:55:13 No.661145453 >be average gamer >buy multiplayer game that's been out for some time >see really cool skin >look up how to unlock that skin >fan wiki says was available in "season 3: return of the fuckwats" >check game >"season 47: the battle of xio long bridge" >ask on forums how to unlock skin >Say it's unobtainable now (or in the shop rotation if your lucky) Why are game devs like this >Pic related
Anonymous YOU WILL ENJOY SEASONAL CONTEN(...) 8 KB JPG 12/18/23 (Mon)17:55:13 No.661145453 >be average gamer >buy multiplayer game that's been out for some time >see really cool skin >look up how to unlock that skin >fan wiki says was available in "season 3: return of the fuckwats" >check game >"season 47: the battle of xio long bridge" >ask on forums how to unlock skin >Say it's unobtainable now (or in the shop rotation if your lucky) Why are game devs like this >Pic related

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Anon forgets something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:34:38 No.75812921 F--- it autism story thread Wallenstein 1.13 MB PNG >Be me, 19 >Decide to go wife hunting >Idea.jpg >Go to local church every Sunday >Eventually talk to a few girls >They say video games are the sign of a loser >Beggers can't be choosers so I'm willing to give that up >Ask them out to bible study at my house >They say yes >Clean up all my weird s---/hide my xbox >Forget to take down my Wolfenstein poster >They come inside and immediately notice >"Anon what is that" >Panic >"Uhh. I really like Nazis" >They come up with some excuse to leave >Next Sunday everyone avoids me >Pastor tells me I should visit other churches I don't think I'll ever recover. Pic related is the poster.
Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:34:38 No.75812921 F--- it autism story thread Wallenstein 1.13 MB PNG >Be me, 19 >Decide to go wife hunting >Idea.jpg >Go to local church every Sunday >Eventually talk to a few girls >They say video games are the sign of a loser >Beggers can't be choosers so I'm willing to give that up >Ask them out to bible study at my house >They say yes >Clean up all my weird s---/hide my xbox >Forget to take down my Wolfenstein poster >They come inside and immediately notice >"Anon what is that" >Panic >"Uhh. I really like Nazis" >They come up with some excuse to leave >Next Sunday everyone avoids me >Pastor tells me I should visit other churches I don't think I'll ever recover. Pic related is the poster.

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