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O Anonymous (ID: Qhg8Qw3C) 07/04/21(Sun)22:51:37 No.38522072 >>38522100 File: 991.png (40 KB, 200x200) >>38521744 (OP) >only want to be loved >always alone >don't like it when I'm not alone how do you fix this?
O Anonymous (ID: Qhg8Qw3C) 07/04/21(Sun)22:51:37 No.38522072 >>38522100 File: 991.png (40 KB, 200x200) >>38521744 (OP) >only want to be loved >always alone >don't like it when I'm not alone how do you fix this?

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Anon tells facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:24:21 No.153253352 Buy a dog >loyal and comfy companion, lasts 10-15 years and dies Marry a white woman in her early 20s (absolute best case scenario) >remains beautiful for 5-10 years, then gets ugly, fat, bitchy, and eats away at your soul, or divorces you and takes your s--- and children along) Lesson: don't be a f------ retard and get a dog
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:24:21 No.153253352 Buy a dog >loyal and comfy companion, lasts 10-15 years and dies Marry a white woman in her early 20s (absolute best case scenario) >remains beautiful for 5-10 years, then gets ugly, fat, bitchy, and eats away at your soul, or divorces you and takes your s--- and children along) Lesson: don't be a f------ retard and get a dog

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Anon is paranoid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon)08:17:21 No.64447108 >be aware that someone might be looking at me >start walking in manual mode Man OSERY 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)08:18:04 No.64447112 >be aware that someone might be looking at me >blush : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)08:19:48 No.64447122 >>64447108 (OP) # >be aware that someone might be looking at me >hide my face
: Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon)08:17:21 No.64447108 >be aware that someone might be looking at me >start walking in manual mode Man OSERY 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)08:18:04 No.64447112 >be aware that someone might be looking at me >blush : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)08:19:48 No.64447122 >>64447108 (OP) # >be aware that someone might be looking at me >hide my face

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Anon has lucid dreams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)21:53:56 No.858418907 >be me >sex deprived loser >learn about lucid dreaming >you can do anything and have sex with anyone >spend months learning how to lucid dream >finally become aware in a dream >find a woman in my dream 13 KB JPG >tell her to have sex with me >mfw she says no >mfw im a virgin even in my dreams 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)21:53:56 No.858418907 >be me >sex deprived loser >learn about lucid dreaming >you can do anything and have sex with anyone >spend months learning how to lucid dream >finally become aware in a dream >find a woman in my dream 13 KB JPG >tell her to have sex with me >mfw she says no >mfw im a virgin even in my dreams 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon grabs a snack | /r/Greentext

I'm so utterly disgusted by myself right now. This is a greentext because it's the best way for me to explain this f------ event. 7 KB JPG >be me few hours ago >s--- not as frequently as I should >this time my s--- is f------ huge >3 f------ pieces super f------ wide like a dragon dildo but not as tall as dragon dildo but still overly tall >toilet pipes get clogged often >damn well know that it's gonna 100% clog it >have no idea what to do accept grab it out >put on some disposable gloves >grab the 2 bigger of the 3 and put it in trash literally put my hand in the toilet to grab 2 huge pieces of s---... this isn't a larp post either. It happened and it makes me feel f------ disgusting af.
I'm so utterly disgusted by myself right now. This is a greentext because it's the best way for me to explain this f------ event. 7 KB JPG >be me few hours ago >s--- not as frequently as I should >this time my s--- is f------ huge >3 f------ pieces super f------ wide like a dragon dildo but not as tall as dragon dildo but still overly tall >toilet pipes get clogged often >damn well know that it's gonna 100% clog it >have no idea what to do accept grab it out >put on some disposable gloves >grab the 2 bigger of the 3 and put it in trash literally put my hand in the toilet to grab 2 huge pieces of s---... this isn't a larp post either. It happened and it makes me feel f------ disgusting af.

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Anon gets catfished | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)02:43:48 No.64447311 How do you manage pain? Got time for a story, bros? 2Enereoge Tyinuuprofen Alco a Accuncturussade Herei >be 24 yo >l'm actually not that bad looking, low body fat, lift, play sports, just a little socially handicapped >decided to try online dating U Presolarior oin meda *my e with the pain Vene View results Se more polis 23 KB JPG >spend months getting ghosted and catfished >some qt my age likes me >blonde, blue eyed conservative christian >hit it off very quickly >start using whatapp >chat almost everyday and call once a week >been talking with her for 4 months >she puts up with my autistic awkwardness like no other person >plan to see her once the travels restrictions lift >talk with her a few days ago >meet on a plateau overlooking the entire valley >look around >she's not there >foreveralone.jpg >out of nowhere, get knocked to the ground >turn around, it's a middle-aged Mongolian man wielding an exotic string instrument >"YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN, LOATHSOME CUR. КООООOОККНННННТЕNGAREEEEEEEЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ EEEEEEEEEEZAYATTAIII IIDEL HIYYYNNNNNHAGASIYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOON NNNHICHEENEGTEEESIIIIDDDHIMOORAAAS АНННННННННННННННEYЕЕЕЕEАННННННННННН НННННННННЕEEYEEEEEЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕАННННН HHHHHHHERELHEGGGGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGG ISSAYYYYYYYYEZZEEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNG GHIIIISSKHAAAAANNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIII IDUNNDDAAAAAAASSSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGG GGIIIHUCCHHHHTTEEEEIIGAZZZZZAAARRR RDELKHIDEEEGARIDSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCC HTTAAAAYYYҮҮEEYEEAAААННННННННН"
Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)02:43:48 No.64447311 How do you manage pain? Got time for a story, bros? 2Enereoge Tyinuuprofen Alco a Accuncturussade Herei >be 24 yo >l'm actually not that bad looking, low body fat, lift, play sports, just a little socially handicapped >decided to try online dating U Presolarior oin meda *my e with the pain Vene View results Se more polis 23 KB JPG >spend months getting ghosted and catfished >some qt my age likes me >blonde, blue eyed conservative christian >hit it off very quickly >start using whatapp >chat almost everyday and call once a week >been talking with her for 4 months >she puts up with my autistic awkwardness like no other person >plan to see her once the travels restrictions lift >talk with her a few days ago >meet on a plateau overlooking the entire valley >look around >she's not there >foreveralone.jpg >out of nowhere, get knocked to the ground >turn around, it's a middle-aged Mongolian man wielding an exotic string instrument >"YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN, LOATHSOME CUR. КООООOОККНННННТЕNGAREEEEEEEЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ EEEEEEEEEEZAYATTAIII IIDEL HIYYYNNNNNHAGASIYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOON NNNHICHEENEGTEEESIIIIDDDHIMOORAAAS АНННННННННННННННEYЕЕЕЕEАННННННННННН НННННННННЕEEYEEEEEЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕАННННН HHHHHHHERELHEGGGGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGG ISSAYYYYYYYYEZZEEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNG GHIIIISSKHAAAAANNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIII IDUNNDDAAAAAAASSSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGG GGIIIHUCCHHHHTTEEEEIIGAZZZZZAAARRR RDELKHIDEEEGARIDSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCC HTTAAAAYYYҮҮEEYEEAAААННННННННН"

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Anon is a camping expert | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:44:34 No.64448617 Have you taken the NPCpill yet, /r9k/ >Be me, social retard >Work is always difficult because I literally can't make friends >Never have any idea what to talk about 89 KB JPG >Like the idea of camping >Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC >No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in camping or at minimum a camping pun >Any time l'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up >Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos >People are annoyed at first, but ignore it >Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff >Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help plan it >it goes great and I b------- my way through everything >"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!" >mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:44:34 No.64448617 Have you taken the NPCpill yet, /r9k/ >Be me, social retard >Work is always difficult because I literally can't make friends >Never have any idea what to talk about 89 KB JPG >Like the idea of camping >Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC >No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in camping or at minimum a camping pun >Any time l'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up >Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos >People are annoyed at first, but ignore it >Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff >Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help plan it >it goes great and I b------- my way through everything >"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!" >mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much 6 Replies View Thread

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Haven't heard from anon since then | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:11:23 No.16384938 >low on money >try to find food to eat in my home >everything is past expiration >kerrygold aged cheddar >honey bunches of oats >trolli sour gummy worms >eat all 3 at once 28 KB JPG >feel fine BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNN TO BE WIIIIIII IILLLLDDD : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:12:16 No.16384940 Be sure to post the aftermath.
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:11:23 No.16384938 >low on money >try to find food to eat in my home >everything is past expiration >kerrygold aged cheddar >honey bunches of oats >trolli sour gummy worms >eat all 3 at once 28 KB JPG >feel fine BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNN TO BE WIIIIIII IILLLLDDD : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:12:16 No.16384940 Be sure to post the aftermath.

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Anon can’t find a stable job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)18:52:06 No.853322162 >graduated from college in 2015 >haven't had a stable job ever, only short contract positions that lasted a couple months then laid me off >90% of "'entry level"" jobs require 3+ years work experience plus 4 different certifications plus 10 different 97 KB PNG skills >the remaining 10% are s----- call center jobs that nobody wants to work >parents keep accusing me of "not wanting a job" because I don't have one, despite the fact that l'm applying to 5-6 jobs every week and following up end my existence
: Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)18:52:06 No.853322162 >graduated from college in 2015 >haven't had a stable job ever, only short contract positions that lasted a couple months then laid me off >90% of "'entry level"" jobs require 3+ years work experience plus 4 different certifications plus 10 different 97 KB PNG skills >the remaining 10% are s----- call center jobs that nobody wants to work >parents keep accusing me of "not wanting a job" because I don't have one, despite the fact that l'm applying to 5-6 jobs every week and following up end my existence

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Anon gets bullied by mum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mum bullied me today 07/05/21(Mon)14:56:38 No.62435856 >be another day of lifting weights, cooking fresh meals, and relaxing >mum comes home from work at 8pm (she runs a law firm) >sees me on the couch, freshly showered after 197 KB JPG eating dinner >mum looks at me and starts going off >"So is this what your life's going to be, you go to the gym, come home, eat, sleep and s---? You're a f------ loser, seriously, a near 30 year old f------ loser, I had 3 kids and was running a team of 20 lawyers by your age, and all you do is lifting those f------ weights, you're a f------ loser" : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)14:57:34 No.62435865 respond with "wagecuck boomer triggered seethe" etc >>62435870 # >>62436009 # >>62436047 # >>62436166 # >>62436297 # >>62436453 # >>62437278 # >>62437908 #
Anonymous Mum bullied me today 07/05/21(Mon)14:56:38 No.62435856 >be another day of lifting weights, cooking fresh meals, and relaxing >mum comes home from work at 8pm (she runs a law firm) >sees me on the couch, freshly showered after 197 KB JPG eating dinner >mum looks at me and starts going off >"So is this what your life's going to be, you go to the gym, come home, eat, sleep and s---? You're a f------ loser, seriously, a near 30 year old f------ loser, I had 3 kids and was running a team of 20 lawyers by your age, and all you do is lifting those f------ weights, you're a f------ loser" : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)14:57:34 No.62435865 respond with "wagecuck boomer triggered seethe" etc >>62435870 # >>62436009 # >>62436047 # >>62436166 # >>62436297 # >>62436453 # >>62437278 # >>62437908 #

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Anon discovers drugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:38:45 No.64446163 i took xanax and it cured my autism after never having any relief in my entire life >could talk without making weird faces or looking in every direction >could just walk in front of my feet no problem not tripping over my feet or 49 KB JPG whenever people stare at me i start tripping and falling sideways >i talk to people without sweating and shaking and it feeling like it took hours >i can try to talk to people an make conversations and hang out with people >i can at least attempt to talk to people even tho everyone ignores me anyways >i dont flop sweat >i actaully go shower, throw on some nice clothes, and go walk around and do something without thinking about it >i go for walks at the park and just relax sitting in the nice weather and listen to music >i stop coming to 4chan and worrying about everything and go try to do s--- i havent left my house in f------ years and i just slept in a pile of trash in my bed every day avoiding contact with people and not showering. i start take xanax and i literally function exactly like a normal person without getting depressed
Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:38:45 No.64446163 i took xanax and it cured my autism after never having any relief in my entire life >could talk without making weird faces or looking in every direction >could just walk in front of my feet no problem not tripping over my feet or 49 KB JPG whenever people stare at me i start tripping and falling sideways >i talk to people without sweating and shaking and it feeling like it took hours >i can try to talk to people an make conversations and hang out with people >i can at least attempt to talk to people even tho everyone ignores me anyways >i dont flop sweat >i actaully go shower, throw on some nice clothes, and go walk around and do something without thinking about it >i go for walks at the park and just relax sitting in the nice weather and listen to music >i stop coming to 4chan and worrying about everything and go try to do s--- i havent left my house in f------ years and i just slept in a pile of trash in my bed every day avoiding contact with people and not showering. i start take xanax and i literally function exactly like a normal person without getting depressed

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Anon dislikes Zunduya | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)21:11:20 No.858405281 One of my favourite things to do /b/ros >find a picture of Zendaya on Instagram >comment 'who is Zandiya, Zindeya' with obvious spelling errors >watch simps and mentally ill young 33 KB JPG women lose their minds >'she is the greatest actress alive blah blah blah blah! >proceed to ask what movies she has been in >they begin to seethe and foam at the mouth as they rattle off s--- movies featuring this mediocre mulatto >say these movies were absolutely terrible >watch my inbox fill up with cucks and tr4nn13s berating me for not supporting what is essentially a living turd >make a comment such as 'oh isn't she the reason they're cancelling the new spiderman movies?" >one young man sent me an easily 30 line diatribe explaining why she is akin to a god and some nonsense about me killing myself >sent him a picture of a printout of her I nutted on >report him >wait 12 hours then look up his profile only to find its gone >also followed him on two alt accounts just to make sure and couldn't find him on either >dumb cuck got himself deleted over zundindu >kek
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)21:11:20 No.858405281 One of my favourite things to do /b/ros >find a picture of Zendaya on Instagram >comment 'who is Zandiya, Zindeya' with obvious spelling errors >watch simps and mentally ill young 33 KB JPG women lose their minds >'she is the greatest actress alive blah blah blah blah! >proceed to ask what movies she has been in >they begin to seethe and foam at the mouth as they rattle off s--- movies featuring this mediocre mulatto >say these movies were absolutely terrible >watch my inbox fill up with cucks and tr4nn13s berating me for not supporting what is essentially a living turd >make a comment such as 'oh isn't she the reason they're cancelling the new spiderman movies?" >one young man sent me an easily 30 line diatribe explaining why she is akin to a god and some nonsense about me killing myself >sent him a picture of a printout of her I nutted on >report him >wait 12 hours then look up his profile only to find its gone >also followed him on two alt accounts just to make sure and couldn't find him on either >dumb cuck got himself deleted over zundindu >kek

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Anon orders food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:32:02 No.16385002 >starving and too lazy to drive >order food from doordash, place is called nashville hot chicken >food arrives, half my food is missing and what's left is digusting >literally the worst meal I've ever had from a restaurant Nashville Hot Chicken Shack 444 KB JPG >read reviews, restaurant is actually a ghost kitchen >look up address >Joe's Crab Shack >i just got bamboozled by joes : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:33:19 No.16385005 You played yourself. Next time don't be such a f----- and go get it yourself or be even less of a f----- than that and actually cook. >>16385015 #
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:32:02 No.16385002 >starving and too lazy to drive >order food from doordash, place is called nashville hot chicken >food arrives, half my food is missing and what's left is digusting >literally the worst meal I've ever had from a restaurant Nashville Hot Chicken Shack 444 KB JPG >read reviews, restaurant is actually a ghost kitchen >look up address >Joe's Crab Shack >i just got bamboozled by joes : Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:33:19 No.16385005 You played yourself. Next time don't be such a f----- and go get it yourself or be even less of a f----- than that and actually cook. >>16385015 #

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Ghost and the machine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:19:34 No.64442614 story time robots >be me >final day HS >party with classmates >8/10qt3.14 seems really into me lately 63 KB JPG >texts me a lot, she was all nice and s--- >anyways >arrive at party a bit late >everyone turn around and look at me, then her >uhokwhatswronginhere.gif >we have this party, until 2am or so >she flirted in every way she could >she was all touchy >she hugged me, she was leaning on me >she touched my face repeatedly >her friends looked me in a weird way >I do nothing for the whole evening >eventually convince myself she act like this with everyone >ffw 1:59am >I had to go home, say goodbye to everyone >make sure she was the last one so that we would have been alone >grab every single piece of courage I had >throw away those s----- thoughts >imgonnamakeit.mp4 >say goodbye to the last one before her >turn around >she wasn't there
: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:19:34 No.64442614 story time robots >be me >final day HS >party with classmates >8/10qt3.14 seems really into me lately 63 KB JPG >texts me a lot, she was all nice and s--- >anyways >arrive at party a bit late >everyone turn around and look at me, then her >uhokwhatswronginhere.gif >we have this party, until 2am or so >she flirted in every way she could >she was all touchy >she hugged me, she was leaning on me >she touched my face repeatedly >her friends looked me in a weird way >I do nothing for the whole evening >eventually convince myself she act like this with everyone >ffw 1:59am >I had to go home, say goodbye to everyone >make sure she was the last one so that we would have been alone >grab every single piece of courage I had >throw away those s----- thoughts >imgonnamakeit.mp4 >say goodbye to the last one before her >turn around >she wasn't there

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Boomer in the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:54:11 No.62435571 MN images - 2021-07-05T184558.062.jpg 11 KB JPG >walk into gym >set up 315 Ibs on the bench >do 1 rep >'whelp thats enough for today' >leave without putting away the weight
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)10:54:11 No.62435571 MN images - 2021-07-05T184558.062.jpg 11 KB JPG >walk into gym >set up 315 Ibs on the bench >do 1 rep >'whelp thats enough for today' >leave without putting away the weight

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Anon makes a compelling argument. | /r/Greentext

File: 1335976871055.jpg (49 KB, 600x600) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:10:21 No.858338615 [Reply] >>858338956 >>858339544 >>8583398 CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING Sbe worysfree >be 25 >have solid retirement plan >make good money >be happy >feel fulfilled >have girlfriends Give me one good reason why I should have kids. Convince me that having a kid is a good decision. | Showing all replies. O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:11:05 No.858338665 feels good when you c-- in p--- p---
File: 1335976871055.jpg (49 KB, 600x600) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:10:21 No.858338615 [Reply] >>858338956 >>858339544 >>8583398 CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING Sbe worysfree >be 25 >have solid retirement plan >make good money >be happy >feel fulfilled >have girlfriends Give me one good reason why I should have kids. Convince me that having a kid is a good decision. | Showing all replies. O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:11:05 No.858338665 feels good when you c-- in p--- p---

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Anon is a mosquito | /r/Greentext

File: useless f---.jpg (7 KB, 300x200) Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)10:50:31 No.858337451 [Reply] >be me >live in forest >some f-------- come by to enjoy camping trip >it'sgotimeboys >swarm the ever loving f--- out of the family, stealing all their blood >find out day after that my cousins in africa gave another family malaria >it's been a good day
File: useless f---.jpg (7 KB, 300x200) Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)10:50:31 No.858337451 [Reply] >be me >live in forest >some f-------- come by to enjoy camping trip >it'sgotimeboys >swarm the ever loving f--- out of the family, stealing all their blood >find out day after that my cousins in africa gave another family malaria >it's been a good day

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Anon is sick af | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:23:53 No.848410707 so i ordered this doll online and put a jessie james fleshlight inside it and i've been f------ it for a couple of weeks mom found it help what do i do she's talking on the phone and crying i'm 28 years old (BAR 126 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:26:32 No.848410832 >>848410707 (OP) # W.. .. why.. did you do that Anon? 29 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:23:53 No.848410707 so i ordered this doll online and put a jessie james fleshlight inside it and i've been f------ it for a couple of weeks mom found it help what do i do she's talking on the phone and crying i'm 28 years old (BAR 126 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:26:32 No.848410832 >>848410707 (OP) # W.. .. why.. did you do that Anon? 29 KB JPG

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Anon makes a wrong decision | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:24:44 No.858350544 >be me >have pe lesson >me and some dudes from my grade sit on >some rocks and talk about p--- >someone brings up lesbian p--- >my retarded little brain thinks its good idea to 87 KB JPG >make everyone think im gay >say: "I actually prefer gay p--- over lesbian >p---" >everyone stops talking and looks at me mfw I made everyone in my grade think that im a f-----
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:24:44 No.858350544 >be me >have pe lesson >me and some dudes from my grade sit on >some rocks and talk about p--- >someone brings up lesbian p--- >my retarded little brain thinks its good idea to 87 KB JPG >make everyone think im gay >say: "I actually prefer gay p--- over lesbian >p---" >everyone stops talking and looks at me mfw I made everyone in my grade think that im a f-----

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Anon’s new classmate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)12:23:48 No.64448454 >walk into first day of class >sit down next to some Chinese dude >sits there typing away on messenger on his laptop or whatever, typing in Chinese >suddenly turns and asks me and the other guys at the table what we think of our country's "aggressive" stance on the Chinese 25 KB JPG government, in stilted broken English >"haha I don't know I haven't really been paying attention haha" >nods >goes back to typing in Chinese >spends the whole class typing and not paying attention or contributing >doesn't show up to any future lessons Gee golly, I wonder what he could have been up to.
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)12:23:48 No.64448454 >walk into first day of class >sit down next to some Chinese dude >sits there typing away on messenger on his laptop or whatever, typing in Chinese >suddenly turns and asks me and the other guys at the table what we think of our country's "aggressive" stance on the Chinese 25 KB JPG government, in stilted broken English >"haha I don't know I haven't really been paying attention haha" >nods >goes back to typing in Chinese >spends the whole class typing and not paying attention or contributing >doesn't show up to any future lessons Gee golly, I wonder what he could have been up to.

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