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Anon finally pops the cherry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:06:44 No.858720077 >meet a sexy babe >she invites you to her apartment CENSORED >she undresses... slowly >the panties are the last to go >wait, that's not a p---- >that's not a d---, either 26 KB PNG >oh god, what is that? >you've never seen anything like that before >is it... looking at you? >you start toward the door, it follows your movement >it blinks >you scream >it screams >she laughs maniacally
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)14:06:44 No.858720077 >meet a sexy babe >she invites you to her apartment CENSORED >she undresses... slowly >the panties are the last to go >wait, that's not a p---- >that's not a d---, either 26 KB PNG >oh god, what is that? >you've never seen anything like that before >is it... looking at you? >you start toward the door, it follows your movement >it blinks >you scream >it screams >she laughs maniacally

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Anon has a smelly peepee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:29:56 No.858717052 >Be me >shower >scrub pee pee >finish shower >pee pee still smells 9 KB JPG w-- is wrong with my peepee! I f------ shower daily and it still smells like fish w-- : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:24 No.858717095 >>858717052 (OP) # Go to the doctor if you're so concerned retard : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:45 No.858717107 >>858717052 (OP)_# Stop f------ fish. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:32:40 No.858717140 >>858717052 (OP) # It's something you ate making you smell weird, or a yeast infection : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:34:52 No.858717209 >>858717052 (OP) # Stop jerking off for a couple days it'll go back to normal, unless you don't have a foreskin, then you should see a doctor. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:47:17 No.858717604 >>858717052 (OP) # Just shower dailier >>858717626 # : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:48:03 No.858717626 >>858717604 # hang yourself.
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:29:56 No.858717052 >Be me >shower >scrub pee pee >finish shower >pee pee still smells 9 KB JPG w-- is wrong with my peepee! I f------ shower daily and it still smells like fish w-- : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:24 No.858717095 >>858717052 (OP) # Go to the doctor if you're so concerned retard : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:31:45 No.858717107 >>858717052 (OP)_# Stop f------ fish. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:32:40 No.858717140 >>858717052 (OP) # It's something you ate making you smell weird, or a yeast infection : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:34:52 No.858717209 >>858717052 (OP) # Stop jerking off for a couple days it'll go back to normal, unless you don't have a foreskin, then you should see a doctor. : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:47:17 No.858717604 >>858717052 (OP) # Just shower dailier >>858717626 # : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)11:48:03 No.858717626 >>858717604 # hang yourself.

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Anon doesn't understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)05:02:08 No.64507532 >guy asks a woman out right away He's a creep >guy asks a woman out after being friends He's a lying scumbag >guy finds woman sexually attractive 46 KB JPG He's sexually objectifying her >guy finds woman not sexually attractive He's an insensitive manipulative a------ trying to lower your confidence Why the f--- are you like this females 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)05:02:08 No.64507532 >guy asks a woman out right away He's a creep >guy asks a woman out after being friends He's a lying scumbag >guy finds woman sexually attractive 46 KB JPG He's sexually objectifying her >guy finds woman not sexually attractive He's an insensitive manipulative a------ trying to lower your confidence Why the f--- are you like this females 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon likes Pokemon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 day ago No. 849151 >849154 >>849155 >>849160 >>849163 >>849224 >be me >play pokemon platinum at work on an emulator >i do it everytime im bored even tho i am not allowed to but no one really cares >have a team full of only cute pokemon >i love my pokemon esp. pachirisu >play every day after finishing dumb excels >one day i want to play pokemon and my safe file is deleted >oh s--- >get email from it-guy >"you have s--- taste and your team sucks" >cry because pokemon are gone what do i do
Anonymous 1 day ago No. 849151 >849154 >>849155 >>849160 >>849163 >>849224 >be me >play pokemon platinum at work on an emulator >i do it everytime im bored even tho i am not allowed to but no one really cares >have a team full of only cute pokemon >i love my pokemon esp. pachirisu >play every day after finishing dumb excels >one day i want to play pokemon and my safe file is deleted >oh s--- >get email from it-guy >"you have s--- taste and your team sucks" >cry because pokemon are gone what do i do

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Anon is normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)13:49:19 No.62507443 >think I have ADHD thats why I cannot concentrate on tasks, become easily sidetracked and follow schedules >go to a doctor for a year >turns out I don't have adhd I am just a lazy retard 133 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)13:49:19 No.62507443 >think I have ADHD thats why I cannot concentrate on tasks, become easily sidetracked and follow schedules >go to a doctor for a year >turns out I don't have adhd I am just a lazy retard 133 KB JPG

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anon wants the controller | /r/Greentext

controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro : Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back
controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro : Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back

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Anon is useless | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)16:18:58 No.858679151 >oh boy yet another day of crying while jerking off to s----- p--- 18 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)16:18:58 No.858679151 >oh boy yet another day of crying while jerking off to s----- p--- 18 KB JPG

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Anon hates gaming industry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2UOSrrOm 07/02/21(Fri)09:24:12 No.328404923 >>328383482 (OP) # >pay $600 for console >plus $50/month for online access >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of console gaming. >pay $2000 PC >plus $500 for Facebook Rift >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of VR gaming. Can't wait for gaming industry as a whole to crash and burn with no survivors. >>328405332 # >>328405333 #
: Anonymous (ID: 2UOSrrOm 07/02/21(Fri)09:24:12 No.328404923 >>328383482 (OP) # >pay $600 for console >plus $50/month for online access >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of console gaming. >pay $2000 PC >plus $500 for Facebook Rift >plus $90 for the game >also watch ads while playing The absolute state of VR gaming. Can't wait for gaming industry as a whole to crash and burn with no survivors. >>328405332 # >>328405333 #

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Anon finds treasure | /r/Greentext

File: Pocket-monster-Pikachu-On(...).jpg (20 KB, 322x444) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)22:49:15 No.858698661 >girlfriend is moving out of her dorm for the summer >lobby is filled with s--- people don't want >find treasure >brand new adult Pikachu onesie pajamas, tail included >scamper home with my prize >promptly cut the arms off the make it sleeveless >saturday comes >deadlift day >go in at busiest time >strut into weight room in my pikachu lifting suit and chucks >everyone mirin >work up to a 405 single >"Pika. CHUUUŬUUUUU" >lick that s--- out >strut out sipping brotien shake from a pokeball goblet i had from child >alpha as f---
File: Pocket-monster-Pikachu-On(...).jpg (20 KB, 322x444) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)22:49:15 No.858698661 >girlfriend is moving out of her dorm for the summer >lobby is filled with s--- people don't want >find treasure >brand new adult Pikachu onesie pajamas, tail included >scamper home with my prize >promptly cut the arms off the make it sleeveless >saturday comes >deadlift day >go in at busiest time >strut into weight room in my pikachu lifting suit and chucks >everyone mirin >work up to a 405 single >"Pika. CHUUUŬUUUUU" >lick that s--- out >strut out sipping brotien shake from a pokeball goblet i had from child >alpha as f---

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Anon takes a built different | /r/Greentext

Happened like 3 minutes ago >be me >wake up >take a pee >pee splits into two streams cuz d---'s retarded 49 KB JPG >piss all over my socks, the wall, and the floor >f---.jpg Bout to chop this f------ thing off swear to god I'm so mad.
Happened like 3 minutes ago >be me >wake up >take a pee >pee splits into two streams cuz d---'s retarded 49 KB JPG >piss all over my socks, the wall, and the floor >f---.jpg Bout to chop this f------ thing off swear to god I'm so mad.

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Get in my belly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:09:14 No.62106882 >at bus stop after gym sesh >clearly disabled woman in motorised wheelchair approaching, accompanied by middle-aged support worker >don't want to be rude so stare at building across road as they go past >hear a colossal "F--- YOU'RE SEXY, C---!" >look around surprised, she makes eye contact with me and smiles entire time she's going past >support worker's got expression between suppressed laughter and embarrassment d-don't think I can own this one, bros...
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:09:14 No.62106882 >at bus stop after gym sesh >clearly disabled woman in motorised wheelchair approaching, accompanied by middle-aged support worker >don't want to be rude so stare at building across road as they go past >hear a colossal "F--- YOU'RE SEXY, C---!" >look around surprised, she makes eye contact with me and smiles entire time she's going past >support worker's got expression between suppressed laughter and embarrassment d-don't think I can own this one, bros...

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Anon tries to talk to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)03:07:02 No.64506499 >be in high school >cute girl exchanges eye contact with me regularly in every class we have together (you have to understand that this was the most female interaction i had) >decide to try and talk to her one 300 KB PNG day >have no idea what to say so i just tell her about how i don't like peanut butter and ask her if she likes it >"it's okay" >"oh" >silence >walk away not knowing what else to say >she stops looking at me in class
: Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat)03:07:02 No.64506499 >be in high school >cute girl exchanges eye contact with me regularly in every class we have together (you have to understand that this was the most female interaction i had) >decide to try and talk to her one 300 KB PNG day >have no idea what to say so i just tell her about how i don't like peanut butter and ask her if she likes it >"it's okay" >"oh" >silence >walk away not knowing what else to say >she stops looking at me in class

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Anon asks the real questions | /r/Greentext

File: boys-minecraft-steve-delu(...).jpg (227 KB, 1750x2500) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)18:36:38 No.858686548 ► >have no friends >no family >lives alone >doesn't drive >doesn't know what love is >doesn't have sex >eats off the land >builds everything he needs >grows wheat >inbreeds farm animals for food >looks for shiny rocks >world trying to kill him >makes his own drugs in a cauldron >wears the same thing every day Is Steve based?
File: boys-minecraft-steve-delu(...).jpg (227 KB, 1750x2500) O Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)18:36:38 No.858686548 ► >have no friends >no family >lives alone >doesn't drive >doesn't know what love is >doesn't have sex >eats off the land >builds everything he needs >grows wheat >inbreeds farm animals for food >looks for shiny rocks >world trying to kill him >makes his own drugs in a cauldron >wears the same thing every day Is Steve based?

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Happy birthday Anon. | /r/Greentext

07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 : Anonymous Reume or 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow
07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 : Anonymous Reume or 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow

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Anon didn’t know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)14:09:46 No.858673600 >hear about 4chan greentexts on /b/ >decide to go on /b/ for some funny stories >it's all loli hentai >it's all loli hentai 76 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/09/21(Fri)14:09:46 No.858673600 >hear about 4chan greentexts on /b/ >decide to go on /b/ for some funny stories >it's all loli hentai >it's all loli hentai 76 KB PNG

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Anon’s brain does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.6415813 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG
Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.6415813 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG

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Anon thinks.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:47:00 No.61759721 >Girls have milk in their boobs >They're walking around with MILK in their bouncy soft boobies 167 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:49:20 No.61759773 >they won't let you have any Truly a clown world.
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:47:00 No.61759721 >Girls have milk in their boobs >They're walking around with MILK in their bouncy soft boobies 167 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)13:49:20 No.61759773 >they won't let you have any Truly a clown world.

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Anon has a home intruder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)12:01:52 No.858614355 >be me e >buy 1780s cannon used in the revolutionary war >buy the s--- to use it too >burglar breaks into home >cannon already loaded for this 96 KB PNG moment >fires cannon, hitting them point blank >blood covers the walls >you cant even tell there was a person >cannon ball continues through what used to be the burglar >hits my neighbors house and his neighbors too Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)12:01:52 No.858614355 >be me e >buy 1780s cannon used in the revolutionary war >buy the s--- to use it too >burglar breaks into home >cannon already loaded for this 96 KB PNG moment >fires cannon, hitting them point blank >blood covers the walls >you cant even tell there was a person >cannon ball continues through what used to be the burglar >hits my neighbors house and his neighbors too Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 4 Replies View Thread

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