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: Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)01:28:31 No.113375542 "Moooommmmm, Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella are in the backyard and they're..." 81 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)01:31:34 No.113375569 >>113375542 (OP) # "...having rough unprotected sex. Yes dear I know. If you want to join in just ask 85 KB JPG them." : Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)01:31:43 No.113375571 >>113375542 (OP) # >Phineas >having sex with Isabella you KNOW that it would really be Ferb bringing over Vanessa for the threesome while Isabella walks in and says "watcha doin'?" before running away crying
: Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)01:28:31 No.113375542 "Moooommmmm, Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella are in the backyard and they're..." 81 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)01:31:34 No.113375569 >>113375542 (OP) # "...having rough unprotected sex. Yes dear I know. If you want to join in just ask 85 KB JPG them." : Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)01:31:43 No.113375571 >>113375542 (OP) # >Phineas >having sex with Isabella you KNOW that it would really be Ferb bringing over Vanessa for the threesome while Isabella walks in and says "watcha doin'?" before running away crying

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: Anonymous (ID: VZlgzmHd) 02/27/20(Thu)18:05:01 No.17474550 ONE WEEK BEFORE THE CRASH. Seekiag A Show me a more prophetic post The Fed Hes Created A Monster Bubble it Can No Longer Control Sermary atespep em eretdty The a ta aistake 201 KB PNG https://seekingalpha.com/article/4324870-fed- created-monster-bubble-can-no-longer-control > the Fed is hoping - foolishly, of course, as it stumbles around in a hubris-soaked fantasy that it can really, really, really control the moral-hazard monster it created - to keep stocks on a "permanently high plateau" which somehow avoids the two disasters that history records as inevitable: either an immediate collapse of the bubble or a Fed-fueled "rescue" that adds another 1,000 points in six months, and then another 1,000 points in three months, and then a collapse that cannot be rescued, as the entire financial system implodes.
: Anonymous (ID: VZlgzmHd) 02/27/20(Thu)18:05:01 No.17474550 ONE WEEK BEFORE THE CRASH. Seekiag A Show me a more prophetic post The Fed Hes Created A Monster Bubble it Can No Longer Control Sermary atespep em eretdty The a ta aistake 201 KB PNG https://seekingalpha.com/article/4324870-fed- created-monster-bubble-can-no-longer-control > the Fed is hoping - foolishly, of course, as it stumbles around in a hubris-soaked fantasy that it can really, really, really control the moral-hazard monster it created - to keep stocks on a "permanently high plateau" which somehow avoids the two disasters that history records as inevitable: either an immediate collapse of the bubble or a Fed-fueled "rescue" that adds another 1,000 points in six months, and then another 1,000 points in three months, and then a collapse that cannot be rescued, as the entire financial system implodes.

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: Anonymous Scary Kermit Video 02/28/20(Fri)13:55:06 No.24390571 I'm not sure if “paranormal" is the right place to post this, but I didn't know where else to post it so l'm posting it here. I remember seeing a video on YouTube YEARS ago when I was little, but I never found it since. I was around 7 or 8 (I'm 19 now), my friend and I were having a sleepover and we wanted to watch a Muppets movie (I forget which one) and we watched it via the entire movie being uploaded on YouTube through multiple videos, which was quite 222 KB PNG common to see back then. When he went to click on the next part, he clicked on the wrong video, and we were both scared shitless. I remember it being a clip of a yellow Kermit screaming loudly played over and over, with a picture of a Yoshi toy flashing on screen. I've never been able to find the video since. I don't even know what the title of it was. Has anyone else seen this video? Does it still exist today? I must know.
: Anonymous Scary Kermit Video 02/28/20(Fri)13:55:06 No.24390571 I'm not sure if “paranormal" is the right place to post this, but I didn't know where else to post it so l'm posting it here. I remember seeing a video on YouTube YEARS ago when I was little, but I never found it since. I was around 7 or 8 (I'm 19 now), my friend and I were having a sleepover and we wanted to watch a Muppets movie (I forget which one) and we watched it via the entire movie being uploaded on YouTube through multiple videos, which was quite 222 KB PNG common to see back then. When he went to click on the next part, he clicked on the wrong video, and we were both scared shitless. I remember it being a clip of a yellow Kermit screaming loudly played over and over, with a picture of a Yoshi toy flashing on screen. I've never been able to find the video since. I don't even know what the title of it was. Has anyone else seen this video? Does it still exist today? I must know.

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O Anonymous (ID: AulrLpe) +02/28/20(Fri)22:37:43 No.245764035 ► >>245764363 >>245765211 File: life-speedrunner.png (134 KB, 246x343) >>245762985 Prepping for fellow transpeople. Preparing for the pandemic is very important. We all know this is just a flu but just in case the Joker movie wins more awards we need to be prepared for the worst. SUPPLIES: Estrogen pills: You must make sure you don't run out of estrogen. Save for at least 3 months. Gotta keep that body rocking. * Tampons: Those psychological periods, or just plain injury bleeding still need taking care of even during a crisis. Printed glossary of genders: If the internet goes dark, a printed glossary of genders should give you a buffer Sleeping pills: Probably easiest way to commit suicide. Have enough for at least a few overdoses as it's not guaranteed that you'll pull it off correctly the first try. * Razor blades: Very important to have a nice supply of clean razor blades for cutting your wrists and legs. Remember: cut across the street for attention, cut along the road for termination. *Water: Many gallons of water, you never know when the water supply might be cut. Have enough to fill a bathtub and to use in combination of sleeping pills and razor blades. more than a few genders to try identifying with while waiting for the internet to go back up.
O Anonymous (ID: AulrLpe) +02/28/20(Fri)22:37:43 No.245764035 ► >>245764363 >>245765211 File: life-speedrunner.png (134 KB, 246x343) >>245762985 Prepping for fellow transpeople. Preparing for the pandemic is very important. We all know this is just a flu but just in case the Joker movie wins more awards we need to be prepared for the worst. SUPPLIES: Estrogen pills: You must make sure you don't run out of estrogen. Save for at least 3 months. Gotta keep that body rocking. * Tampons: Those psychological periods, or just plain injury bleeding still need taking care of even during a crisis. Printed glossary of genders: If the internet goes dark, a printed glossary of genders should give you a buffer Sleeping pills: Probably easiest way to commit suicide. Have enough for at least a few overdoses as it's not guaranteed that you'll pull it off correctly the first try. * Razor blades: Very important to have a nice supply of clean razor blades for cutting your wrists and legs. Remember: cut across the street for attention, cut along the road for termination. *Water: Many gallons of water, you never know when the water supply might be cut. Have enough to fill a bathtub and to use in combination of sleeping pills and razor blades. more than a few genders to try identifying with while waiting for the internet to go back up.

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Anon asks the real questions | /r/4chan

File: 1582878603791.png (84 KB, 680x340) НОМОРНОВЕ! O Anonymous (ID: AXAXWDI) I-1 02/28/20(Fri)17:53:35 No.245780834 >>245781054 >>245781208 >>245782339 >>245782362 >>245783053 >>245783243 >245783837 >>245784593 >>245786662 what the F--- did stonetoss mean by this? STONETOSS.COM
File: 1582878603791.png (84 KB, 680x340) НОМОРНОВЕ! O Anonymous (ID: AXAXWDI) I-1 02/28/20(Fri)17:53:35 No.245780834 >>245781054 >>245781208 >>245782339 >>245782362 >>245783053 >>245783243 >245783837 >>245784593 >>245786662 what the F--- did stonetoss mean by this? STONETOSS.COM

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Anon doesn't know what to do anymore | /r/4chan

1548505655308.jpg (400 KB, 1538x2048) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous I 02/28/20(Fri)18:46:34 No.118828974 ▼ >>118829152 >>118829271 >>118829345 TD Cn. >>118829655 >>118830116 I made my sister listen to all of Dark Side of the Moon and she's still against legalizing marijuana. I don't know what to do anymore. EM IVEE Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)18:47:54 No.118829033 UGKGU MU prog rock is why I think drugs are cool and good. Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)18:48:30 No.118829058 ▼ >>118829384 try Peter Tosh
1548505655308.jpg (400 KB, 1538x2048) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous I 02/28/20(Fri)18:46:34 No.118828974 ▼ >>118829152 >>118829271 >>118829345 TD Cn. >>118829655 >>118830116 I made my sister listen to all of Dark Side of the Moon and she's still against legalizing marijuana. I don't know what to do anymore. EM IVEE Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)18:47:54 No.118829033 UGKGU MU prog rock is why I think drugs are cool and good. Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)18:48:30 No.118829058 ▼ >>118829384 try Peter Tosh

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: Anonymous (ID: hqZxZ7NB 02/28/20(Fri)11:30:52 No.245727664 11:26 D < 9142217604 Add to contacts Block number Friday, February 28, 2020 2/2 ident to make our economy, our government, and our health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you in for Bernie? 11:25 AM 1/2 Hi Mohammad! It's Melisa with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's running for pres 11:26 AM II Screenshot_20200228-112624_Messages[1].jpg 282 KB JPG Alright /pol/ some retard not only shilled Bernard, but called me Mohammad. Trips tells me how to respond : Anonymous (ID: GG1m3rjs 02/28/20(Fri)11:32:33 No.245727866 d--- pic f--- trips : Anonymous (ID: hnk5Kh8L 02/28/20(Fri)11:32:49 No.245727896 >>245727664 (OP) # >My name isn't Mohammed. but we all know it is >>245728071 # : Anonymous (ID: hqZxZ7NB 02/28/20(Fri)11:34:29 No.245728071 >>245727896 # Its not, but you guys dgaf. Just tell me how to respond >>245728470 # : Anonymous (ID: UG1CDC7Z)= 02/28/20(Fri)11:35:02 No.245728137 >>245727664 (OP) # Shalom, how does Bernie plan to help me hide my wealth so I can remain a socialist, and tell the goyim they should pay more taxes to subsidize my "not-for-profits"? : Anonymous (ID: B18QRKYY 02/28/20(Fri)11:36:40 No.245728307 >>245727664 (OP) # by allah, i will never vote for a jew >>245729132 # >>245731035 # >>245731099 # >>245731470 # >>245731862 # >>245736023 #
: Anonymous (ID: hqZxZ7NB 02/28/20(Fri)11:30:52 No.245727664 11:26 D < 9142217604 Add to contacts Block number Friday, February 28, 2020 2/2 ident to make our economy, our government, and our health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you in for Bernie? 11:25 AM 1/2 Hi Mohammad! It's Melisa with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's running for pres 11:26 AM II Screenshot_20200228-112624_Messages[1].jpg 282 KB JPG Alright /pol/ some retard not only shilled Bernard, but called me Mohammad. Trips tells me how to respond : Anonymous (ID: GG1m3rjs 02/28/20(Fri)11:32:33 No.245727866 d--- pic f--- trips : Anonymous (ID: hnk5Kh8L 02/28/20(Fri)11:32:49 No.245727896 >>245727664 (OP) # >My name isn't Mohammed. but we all know it is >>245728071 # : Anonymous (ID: hqZxZ7NB 02/28/20(Fri)11:34:29 No.245728071 >>245727896 # Its not, but you guys dgaf. Just tell me how to respond >>245728470 # : Anonymous (ID: UG1CDC7Z)= 02/28/20(Fri)11:35:02 No.245728137 >>245727664 (OP) # Shalom, how does Bernie plan to help me hide my wealth so I can remain a socialist, and tell the goyim they should pay more taxes to subsidize my "not-for-profits"? : Anonymous (ID: B18QRKYY 02/28/20(Fri)11:36:40 No.245728307 >>245727664 (OP) # by allah, i will never vote for a jew >>245729132 # >>245731035 # >>245731099 # >>245731470 # >>245731862 # >>245736023 #

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: Anonymous (ID: Dwylea2T 02/28/20(Fri)15:30:02 No.245762985 HOW VEGAN PREP?? >>245763130 # >>245763189 # >>245763234 # >>245763266 # Anonymous (ID: XCy1rVzG) 02/28/20(Fri)15:31:08 No.245763130 >>245762985 # step 1.stop being vegan f----- UZ12812OCETU15:30:11 No 245762997 Anonymous (ID: NOCGWOEU 02/28/20(Fri)15:32:05 No.245763266 >>245762985 # By losing the f------ vagina between your legs and growing a f------ pair of balls. Eat meat. >>245762985 # Suicide. >>245762985 # Just die already. 8 Pic Stitcher
: Anonymous (ID: Dwylea2T 02/28/20(Fri)15:30:02 No.245762985 HOW VEGAN PREP?? >>245763130 # >>245763189 # >>245763234 # >>245763266 # Anonymous (ID: XCy1rVzG) 02/28/20(Fri)15:31:08 No.245763130 >>245762985 # step 1.stop being vegan f----- UZ12812OCETU15:30:11 No 245762997 Anonymous (ID: NOCGWOEU 02/28/20(Fri)15:32:05 No.245763266 >>245762985 # By losing the f------ vagina between your legs and growing a f------ pair of balls. Eat meat. >>245762985 # Suicide. >>245762985 # Just die already. 8 Pic Stitcher

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Anon has a perspective on married life | /r/4chan

File: h3u2KdV[1].jpg (790 KB, 3000x4000) O Anonymous (ID: d6ess/3U 02/27/20(Thu)07:46:56 No.245572497 >>245574007 >>245574934 >>245575007 >>245575956 >>245576571 >>245576773 >>245577145 >>245577205 >>245577397 >>245577538 >>245578707 >>245581230 >>245581327 >>245581516 >>245582396 >>245582571 >>245582782 >>245582930 >>245583194 >>245583568 >>245583733 >>245584478 >>245588548 >>245588687 >>245588869 >>245591860 >>245592190 >>245593261 Why are men these days so whipped? For an adational 35 we will pruvide you with a receipt that matches what you teid your spouse you psid for this udi >> Anonymous (ID: 9vz6xiea ) [1 02/27/20(Thu)07:52:24 No.245573102 ► >245573573 >>245576613 >>245576992 >>245577006 >>245581703 >>245582684 >>245583494 >>245584571>>245585563 >>245588429 >>245588754 >>245588937 >>245589205 >>245592069 equipment Because when we go to work we accept that we leave behind women as Masters of the house It's better this way, very comfy when you don't have to think about taxes and s---, just bring home the bacon and let wifey handle rest Meanwhile you can go to your man cave and coom over and over to imoto oppai on your computer. Hikki style life. >> Anonymous (ID: SJIWTPUW ) [•] 02/27/20(Thu)07:56:48 No.245573573 >>245573102 F----- lol
File: h3u2KdV[1].jpg (790 KB, 3000x4000) O Anonymous (ID: d6ess/3U 02/27/20(Thu)07:46:56 No.245572497 >>245574007 >>245574934 >>245575007 >>245575956 >>245576571 >>245576773 >>245577145 >>245577205 >>245577397 >>245577538 >>245578707 >>245581230 >>245581327 >>245581516 >>245582396 >>245582571 >>245582782 >>245582930 >>245583194 >>245583568 >>245583733 >>245584478 >>245588548 >>245588687 >>245588869 >>245591860 >>245592190 >>245593261 Why are men these days so whipped? For an adational 35 we will pruvide you with a receipt that matches what you teid your spouse you psid for this udi >> Anonymous (ID: 9vz6xiea ) [1 02/27/20(Thu)07:52:24 No.245573102 ► >245573573 >>245576613 >>245576992 >>245577006 >>245581703 >>245582684 >>245583494 >>245584571>>245585563 >>245588429 >>245588754 >>245588937 >>245589205 >>245592069 equipment Because when we go to work we accept that we leave behind women as Masters of the house It's better this way, very comfy when you don't have to think about taxes and s---, just bring home the bacon and let wifey handle rest Meanwhile you can go to your man cave and coom over and over to imoto oppai on your computer. Hikki style life. >> Anonymous (ID: SJIWTPUW ) [•] 02/27/20(Thu)07:56:48 No.245573573 >>245573102 F----- lol

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File: 1579880777990.jpg (328 KB, 1536x865) Anonymous 02/19/20(Wed)10:17:53 No.3267989 >>3268031 >>3268066 >>3268085 >>3268123 >>3268279 What went wrong?
File: 1579880777990.jpg (328 KB, 1536x865) Anonymous 02/19/20(Wed)10:17:53 No.3267989 >>3268031 >>3268066 >>3268085 >>3268123 >>3268279 What went wrong?

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Anonymous (ID: RFJE1MGY) 02/28/20(Fri)10:23:18 No.17482472 >>17482571 File: Screenshot 20200222-13502(.).jpg (217 KB, 1280x720) >Go to KFC >Order food >Missing some items and got half ass made food. >Also overcharged >Go to KFC again the next day. >Order the same order, and 26 more of the item that was half ass made and 10 more of what they forgot to include the last time while charging me for it. >Wait a little while to make sure they get the order done. >Get the f--- out of there and leave all that food behind. And these people want 15 dollars an hour. LAMO!
Anonymous (ID: RFJE1MGY) 02/28/20(Fri)10:23:18 No.17482472 >>17482571 File: Screenshot 20200222-13502(.).jpg (217 KB, 1280x720) >Go to KFC >Order food >Missing some items and got half ass made food. >Also overcharged >Go to KFC again the next day. >Order the same order, and 26 more of the item that was half ass made and 10 more of what they forgot to include the last time while charging me for it. >Wait a little while to make sure they get the order done. >Get the f--- out of there and leave all that food behind. And these people want 15 dollars an hour. LAMO!

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4Gılll 01:01 a 31% ( Post a Reply Anonymous (ID: NICGVIJO) 09/14/12(Fri)16:01:46 No.425152280 STOP TELLING ME TO KILLMYSELF YOU F-----/adv/ - Advice : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:39:09 No.821469621 I'm running a troll twitter account as a retired Admiral in the navy who is a literal dolphin. Don't ask. Share pictures of dolphins for my dolphin folder please. 80 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:41:21 No.821469718 https://Imgtfy.com/?q=pictures+of+dolphins&iie=1 >>821469829 # : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:43:47 No.821469829 >>821469718 # >https://Imgtfy.com/? q=pictures+of+dolphins&iie=1 that wasnt very swaggie of you I can use google, anon. I was just hoping someone might have 16 KB JPG some hidden swag in a reaction folder somewhere. : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:44:57 No.821469885
4Gılll 01:01 a 31% ( Post a Reply Anonymous (ID: NICGVIJO) 09/14/12(Fri)16:01:46 No.425152280 STOP TELLING ME TO KILLMYSELF YOU F-----/adv/ - Advice : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:39:09 No.821469621 I'm running a troll twitter account as a retired Admiral in the navy who is a literal dolphin. Don't ask. Share pictures of dolphins for my dolphin folder please. 80 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:41:21 No.821469718 https://Imgtfy.com/?q=pictures+of+dolphins&iie=1 >>821469829 # : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:43:47 No.821469829 >>821469718 # >https://Imgtfy.com/? q=pictures+of+dolphins&iie=1 that wasnt very swaggie of you I can use google, anon. I was just hoping someone might have 16 KB JPG some hidden swag in a reaction folder somewhere. : Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:44:57 No.821469885

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/o/ on the Geo Metro | /r/4chan

File: 20200210 104651.jpg (1.98 MB, 2576x1932) O Really not a bad shitbox Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)04:51:17 No.22033101 >22033112 >>2033177 >22033394 >22033467 >22033483 >22033540 >>22039011 >>22039733>22040601 >>22047166 The Mitsubishi Mirage, the little shitbox that lives on and has defied expectations oddly enough. Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)05:36:41 No.22033177 ► >>22033194 Sz2033348 >>22036550>>22039773 >>22048771 File: 27750083 1549938801728684(.).jpg (89 KB,960x540) >>22033101 (cOP) I rather drive my geo metro than that ugly modern turd. Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)22:19:10 No.22048771 >>22049683 >>22033177 Shitboxes are loved by /o/. We like to say they have character. We beat them to hell, and they somehow still go another 50k miles. When brand new with 4 miles on the odometer, we smugly donned these vehicles "econoboxes". But they matured, such as a fine wine does. They surived to 300k miles with minimal repairs. Just like a soldier earns the Purple Heart, our "econoboxes" earned their reputation as the "shitbox". There are a few cars that will always be known as great little shitboxes: the Toyota Corolla, our beloved Twingo, and America's frontrunner, The Geo Metro. The Geo Metro was conceived much the same way I was: during a 4am cocaine fueled grope session in the back seat of an AMC Gremlin. The year was 1987. A few Detroit executives who were down on their luck decided that we need a car designed for real human beans. A car that would love its 8th owner more than its original buyer. A car that had seen 3 oil changes its first 100k miles, but now is pampered by synthetic blend every 2,999 miles. Sunroof? F--- that! 4 cylinders? Nope! We want 4 wheels, 3 cylinders, 2 doors, and one goddamn good car. Thus the 1989 Geo Metro was born. It reigned supreme for decades, much like a dictator in Asia. Jay Leno owns 7 Geo Metros in case you forgot. The Geo Metro is the only car to win at Monza, Laguna Seca, Silverstone, and Talladega. Ford and Chrysler appealed to the US government in 1990, saying that production of the Geo Metro created an unfair advantage for GM. Unfortunately for Ford and Chrysler, 98% of the members of Congress drove Geo Metros and loved them to death. The Geo Metro placed 4th in the 1992 Presidential election behind Ross Perot. Some say the Chevrolet Aveo was the successor to the Geo Metro, but I refuse to believe. Nothing can ever succed over the Geo Metro when it comes to its main purpose: being a spectacular shitbox.
File: 20200210 104651.jpg (1.98 MB, 2576x1932) O Really not a bad shitbox Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)04:51:17 No.22033101 >22033112 >>2033177 >22033394 >22033467 >22033483 >22033540 >>22039011 >>22039733>22040601 >>22047166 The Mitsubishi Mirage, the little shitbox that lives on and has defied expectations oddly enough. Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)05:36:41 No.22033177 ► >>22033194 Sz2033348 >>22036550>>22039773 >>22048771 File: 27750083 1549938801728684(.).jpg (89 KB,960x540) >>22033101 (cOP) I rather drive my geo metro than that ugly modern turd. Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)22:19:10 No.22048771 >>22049683 >>22033177 Shitboxes are loved by /o/. We like to say they have character. We beat them to hell, and they somehow still go another 50k miles. When brand new with 4 miles on the odometer, we smugly donned these vehicles "econoboxes". But they matured, such as a fine wine does. They surived to 300k miles with minimal repairs. Just like a soldier earns the Purple Heart, our "econoboxes" earned their reputation as the "shitbox". There are a few cars that will always be known as great little shitboxes: the Toyota Corolla, our beloved Twingo, and America's frontrunner, The Geo Metro. The Geo Metro was conceived much the same way I was: during a 4am cocaine fueled grope session in the back seat of an AMC Gremlin. The year was 1987. A few Detroit executives who were down on their luck decided that we need a car designed for real human beans. A car that would love its 8th owner more than its original buyer. A car that had seen 3 oil changes its first 100k miles, but now is pampered by synthetic blend every 2,999 miles. Sunroof? F--- that! 4 cylinders? Nope! We want 4 wheels, 3 cylinders, 2 doors, and one goddamn good car. Thus the 1989 Geo Metro was born. It reigned supreme for decades, much like a dictator in Asia. Jay Leno owns 7 Geo Metros in case you forgot. The Geo Metro is the only car to win at Monza, Laguna Seca, Silverstone, and Talladega. Ford and Chrysler appealed to the US government in 1990, saying that production of the Geo Metro created an unfair advantage for GM. Unfortunately for Ford and Chrysler, 98% of the members of Congress drove Geo Metros and loved them to death. The Geo Metro placed 4th in the 1992 Presidential election behind Ross Perot. Some say the Chevrolet Aveo was the successor to the Geo Metro, but I refuse to believe. Nothing can ever succed over the Geo Metro when it comes to its main purpose: being a spectacular shitbox.

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Robot wonders about sticking his finger in fat girls asscrack. | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)14:41:40 No.56942766 >be me >getting my stuff at wally worlds grocery pick up >chubby girl loading my trunk bends over AM ChummNe >no underwear >shes showing like two good inches of ass crack 51 KB JPG Realistically what wouldve happened if I had reached out and stuck my finger down her crack 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)15:22:46 No.56943141 realistically you would be arrested probably
: Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)14:41:40 No.56942766 >be me >getting my stuff at wally worlds grocery pick up >chubby girl loading my trunk bends over AM ChummNe >no underwear >shes showing like two good inches of ass crack 51 KB JPG Realistically what wouldve happened if I had reached out and stuck my finger down her crack 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/20(Fri)15:22:46 No.56943141 realistically you would be arrested probably

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I love these crossdressing threads. : Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)12:08:29 No.113363587 >found the gigantic musclebound waifu of my dreams once >cheated on her when she went to college and things got 84 KB PNG long distance >told her about it because of stupid guilt >she immediately blocked me on everything and hasn't said a word to me since even though she moved back and I've seen her around >>113363604 # >>113363625 # >>113363626 # >>113363677 # >>113363699 # >>113363751 # >>113363791 # >>113363918 # >>113364024 # >>113364094 # >>113364120 # >>113364158 # >>113364261 # >>113364414 # >>113364626 # >>113364965 # >>113365005 # >>113365272 # >>113365753 # >>113366492 # >>113366615 # >>113366669 # >>113366705 # >>113366805 # >>113367262 # >>113367502 # >>113368414 # >>113369421 # >>113369426 # >>113372099 # >>113374180 # >>113374595 # >>113375008 # >>113375833 # >>113375882 # >>113376018 # >>113378700 # >>113379175 # >>113379924 # >>113380198 # >>113380261 # >>113380287 # >>113380515 # >>113381482 #
I love these crossdressing threads. : Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)12:08:29 No.113363587 >found the gigantic musclebound waifu of my dreams once >cheated on her when she went to college and things got 84 KB PNG long distance >told her about it because of stupid guilt >she immediately blocked me on everything and hasn't said a word to me since even though she moved back and I've seen her around >>113363604 # >>113363625 # >>113363626 # >>113363677 # >>113363699 # >>113363751 # >>113363791 # >>113363918 # >>113364024 # >>113364094 # >>113364120 # >>113364158 # >>113364261 # >>113364414 # >>113364626 # >>113364965 # >>113365005 # >>113365272 # >>113365753 # >>113366492 # >>113366615 # >>113366669 # >>113366705 # >>113366805 # >>113367262 # >>113367502 # >>113368414 # >>113369421 # >>113369426 # >>113372099 # >>113374180 # >>113374595 # >>113375008 # >>113375833 # >>113375882 # >>113376018 # >>113378700 # >>113379175 # >>113379924 # >>113380198 # >>113380261 # >>113380287 # >>113380515 # >>113381482 #

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Boomer stock market cope thread : Anc. Boomer stock market cope threa(...) 02/27/20(Thu)18:11:10 No.17474648 Any of you see any Boomers breaking down today? STANDS TRU TRUMP MARE A TA >Boomer coworker has, for the last six months, kept repeating that the stock market is not overvalued and Trump would never let it go down. 95 KB JPG >Put most of his money, including his 401k, into longing the market, trolling the millenial hires by saying he's made more in a month under Trump's economy than they will make in a year. >Fast forward to this week. >Glued to his desk, not saying or doing anything, looking at the decline. >Already failed to turn in an important project because of that.
Boomer stock market cope thread : Anc. Boomer stock market cope threa(...) 02/27/20(Thu)18:11:10 No.17474648 Any of you see any Boomers breaking down today? STANDS TRU TRUMP MARE A TA >Boomer coworker has, for the last six months, kept repeating that the stock market is not overvalued and Trump would never let it go down. 95 KB JPG >Put most of his money, including his 401k, into longing the market, trolling the millenial hires by saying he's made more in a month under Trump's economy than they will make in a year. >Fast forward to this week. >Glued to his desk, not saying or doing anything, looking at the decline. >Already failed to turn in an important project because of that.

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Boomer stock market cope thread : Anc. Boomer stock market cope threa(...) 02/27/20(Thu)18:11:10 No.17474648 Any of you see any Boomers breaking down today? STANDS TRU TRUMP MARE A TA >Boomer coworker has, for the last six months, kept repeating that the stock market is not overvalued and Trump would never let it go down. 95 KB JPG >Put most of his money, including his 401k, into longing the market, trolling the millenial hires by saying he's made more in a month under Trump's economy than they will make in a year. >Fast forward to this week. >Glued to his desk, not saying or doing anything, looking at the decline. >Already failed to turn in an important project because of that.
Boomer stock market cope thread : Anc. Boomer stock market cope threa(...) 02/27/20(Thu)18:11:10 No.17474648 Any of you see any Boomers breaking down today? STANDS TRU TRUMP MARE A TA >Boomer coworker has, for the last six months, kept repeating that the stock market is not overvalued and Trump would never let it go down. 95 KB JPG >Put most of his money, including his 401k, into longing the market, trolling the millenial hires by saying he's made more in a month under Trump's economy than they will make in a year. >Fast forward to this week. >Glued to his desk, not saying or doing anything, looking at the decline. >Already failed to turn in an important project because of that.

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