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The DM's dilemma - tanking seems to be the only role that players just kind of hope the DM plays along instead of taking abilities that make enemies attack them instead of allies | /r/dndmemes

Me: The fighter is standing between the enemy and his party to protect them, I should have the hobgoblins charge at him so he can live his fantasy Other me: I'm not going to have smart enemies act dumb just because he didn't take abilities that would stop them just running past him and executing the bard
Me: The fighter is standing between the enemy and his party to protect them, I should have the hobgoblins charge at him so he can live his fantasy Other me: I'm not going to have smart enemies act dumb just because he didn't take abilities that would stop them just running past him and executing the bard

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ITS CALLED AURA BRUH dude you need to get the f--- out of my house you smell like pure unfettered ass LVL 6 PALADIN
ITS CALLED AURA BRUH dude you need to get the f--- out of my house you smell like pure unfettered ass LVL 6 PALADIN

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if you have to ignore some rules to make a game good then the game is not good | /r/dndmemes

anonymous asked: im confused about the dnd 5e hatred. yall arent just ignoring rules that are dumb? ur dm actually follows every single thing in the book for real? txttletale Follow Jul 28, 2023 if you have to ignore some of the rules for the game to be good then the game is not good txttletale Jul 28, 2023 'why do you think the game is bad? don't you just design a better game when you play it?' txttletale Jul 28, 2023 STICK ADVENTURE RULES: hit each other with sticks until one of you is dead and i mean like for real puking blood and s--- like actually beaten to physical death this is my new rpg, Stick Adventure. all complaints or criticisms of it are invalid because if you dont like a rule you can just ignore it :) stirfriedweasel Follow Dec 28, 2023 Ill point out the DnD 5e manual literally says its a guide and a starting point and you don't have to use everything in it. Like I'm not a huge fan of 5e either there's better systems but come on. txttletale Dec 28, 2023 STICK ADVENTURE 2e RULES: hit each other with sticks until one of you is dead and i mean like for real puking blood and s--- like actually beaten to physical death* or not you can do, like, whatever :) stick adventure undefeated its a guide and a starting point too :) sapphiconoclast Follow 40m ago OP when you go to a buffet do you turn around and leave if you don't like 100% of the food being served? txttletale 19m ago "hey theres this really cool buffet i like going to. Um just remember to bring your own food from home. I usually bring like 50-60% of the ignredients from home and then cook them myself with a hot plate i bring yeah :).if you just eat the food from the buffet of course youre not goign to have fun lol. Its really good though" -- me pitching a palce people should defintie,.y want to go to 3,825 notes D
anonymous asked: im confused about the dnd 5e hatred. yall arent just ignoring rules that are dumb? ur dm actually follows every single thing in the book for real? txttletale Follow Jul 28, 2023 if you have to ignore some of the rules for the game to be good then the game is not good txttletale Jul 28, 2023 'why do you think the game is bad? don't you just design a better game when you play it?' txttletale Jul 28, 2023 STICK ADVENTURE RULES: hit each other with sticks until one of you is dead and i mean like for real puking blood and s--- like actually beaten to physical death this is my new rpg, Stick Adventure. all complaints or criticisms of it are invalid because if you dont like a rule you can just ignore it :) stirfriedweasel Follow Dec 28, 2023 Ill point out the DnD 5e manual literally says its a guide and a starting point and you don't have to use everything in it. Like I'm not a huge fan of 5e either there's better systems but come on. txttletale Dec 28, 2023 STICK ADVENTURE 2e RULES: hit each other with sticks until one of you is dead and i mean like for real puking blood and s--- like actually beaten to physical death* or not you can do, like, whatever :) stick adventure undefeated its a guide and a starting point too :) sapphiconoclast Follow 40m ago OP when you go to a buffet do you turn around and leave if you don't like 100% of the food being served? txttletale 19m ago "hey theres this really cool buffet i like going to. Um just remember to bring your own food from home. I usually bring like 50-60% of the ignredients from home and then cook them myself with a hot plate i bring yeah :).if you just eat the food from the buffet of course youre not goign to have fun lol. Its really good though" -- me pitching a palce people should defintie,.y want to go to 3,825 notes D

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Break down the door or use a pick? | /r/dndmemes

Party a closed door Is this an impenetrable fortress?
Party a closed door Is this an impenetrable fortress?

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For the first time in years: I present a meme! I tried my hand at the 1st level spell alignments table ServingwithTG did a while ago. Unfortunately, though I made the meme long ago, I couldn't post it to Reddit until now because of some kind of glitch.

Sanctuary: When you don't want to brainwash people but do want to stop a fight this spell buys time for negotiation... If you refuse to fight. LAWFUL GOOD Command: While memes denote very chaotic uses, the most common impact of the spell is to hamper an opponent's turn, or disarm them. It's even given to cop Clerics in Ravnica to arrest people! LAWFUL NEUTRAL Charm Person: Fun fact: Charming isn't technically mind control. However, being more easily convinced against your will might as well be. LAWFUL EVIL Purify Food And Drink: I could have used damaging or healing spells, but in truth each can be applied for good or evil. But stopping food from hurting people is fundamentally good, even against evil people. NEUTRAL GOOD Shield: Pure Self- Preservation NEUTRAL Disguise Self: My picks are based on the 2014 PHB definitions of alignment. Well Neutral Evil is any evil you can get away with. What better synergy than the spell that lets you get away with anything? NEUTRAL EVIL Sleep: This spell ENDS low level fights entirely, but it also works for ending an enemy's suffering early if you have to end them. CHAOTIC GOOD Absorb Elements: Self Preservation, but also lets you get some revenge! CHAOTIC NEUTRAL Compelled Duel: Now here's an interesting pick. This spell prevents people from running away and MAKES them fight you. Pure Paladin exclusive everyone. CHAOTIC EVIL
Sanctuary: When you don't want to brainwash people but do want to stop a fight this spell buys time for negotiation... If you refuse to fight. LAWFUL GOOD Command: While memes denote very chaotic uses, the most common impact of the spell is to hamper an opponent's turn, or disarm them. It's even given to cop Clerics in Ravnica to arrest people! LAWFUL NEUTRAL Charm Person: Fun fact: Charming isn't technically mind control. However, being more easily convinced against your will might as well be. LAWFUL EVIL Purify Food And Drink: I could have used damaging or healing spells, but in truth each can be applied for good or evil. But stopping food from hurting people is fundamentally good, even against evil people. NEUTRAL GOOD Shield: Pure Self- Preservation NEUTRAL Disguise Self: My picks are based on the 2014 PHB definitions of alignment. Well Neutral Evil is any evil you can get away with. What better synergy than the spell that lets you get away with anything? NEUTRAL EVIL Sleep: This spell ENDS low level fights entirely, but it also works for ending an enemy's suffering early if you have to end them. CHAOTIC GOOD Absorb Elements: Self Preservation, but also lets you get some revenge! CHAOTIC NEUTRAL Compelled Duel: Now here's an interesting pick. This spell prevents people from running away and MAKES them fight you. Pure Paladin exclusive everyone. CHAOTIC EVIL

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Matt Coville-Man to the Rescue! (comic credit: xkcd 1010) | /r/dndmemes

FLOOD INCOMING! QUICK, USE A SPELL TO GET US OUT OF HERE! SORRY, I ONLY KNOW FIREBALL YOU KNOW, YOU MAY WANT TO RECONSIDER THAT CRASH MATT COVILLE-MAN! SURE FIREBALL IS FAMOUSLY ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL EARLY SPELLS. BUT MODERN D&D CAMPAIGNS INVOLVE SO MUCH MORE THAN INITIATIVE COMBAT. PUZZLES, WILDERNESS EXPLORATION, NAVIGATING PUBLIC DISCOURSE WITH NPCS. BOOKS WORTH OF RULES AND SPELLS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN TO EXPAND THE GAME TO COUNTLESS SITUATIONS. YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON CORE GAMEPLAY IF ALL YOU CONSIDER IS COMBAT. EVEN WITHIN COMBAT, UTILITY SPELLS CAN STILL BE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. FLYING ABOVE THE FRAY, TURNING YOUR INJURED CLERIC INVISIBLE, EVEN AN ILLUSION TO DISTRACT THE ENEMY CAN ALL MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE & DEATH. SPLOOSH FIREBALL IS A GREAT SPELL AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT. BUT LET'S BE A LITTLE LESS GIDDY ABOUT SAYING IT'S ALL WE NEED. ESPECIALLY WHERE THERE ARE OTHER GREAT DAMAGING SPELLS THAT OFFER DIFFERENT MECHANICS/UTILITY.
FLOOD INCOMING! QUICK, USE A SPELL TO GET US OUT OF HERE! SORRY, I ONLY KNOW FIREBALL YOU KNOW, YOU MAY WANT TO RECONSIDER THAT CRASH MATT COVILLE-MAN! SURE FIREBALL IS FAMOUSLY ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL EARLY SPELLS. BUT MODERN D&D CAMPAIGNS INVOLVE SO MUCH MORE THAN INITIATIVE COMBAT. PUZZLES, WILDERNESS EXPLORATION, NAVIGATING PUBLIC DISCOURSE WITH NPCS. BOOKS WORTH OF RULES AND SPELLS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN TO EXPAND THE GAME TO COUNTLESS SITUATIONS. YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON CORE GAMEPLAY IF ALL YOU CONSIDER IS COMBAT. EVEN WITHIN COMBAT, UTILITY SPELLS CAN STILL BE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. FLYING ABOVE THE FRAY, TURNING YOUR INJURED CLERIC INVISIBLE, EVEN AN ILLUSION TO DISTRACT THE ENEMY CAN ALL MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE & DEATH. SPLOOSH FIREBALL IS A GREAT SPELL AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT. BUT LET'S BE A LITTLE LESS GIDDY ABOUT SAYING IT'S ALL WE NEED. ESPECIALLY WHERE THERE ARE OTHER GREAT DAMAGING SPELLS THAT OFFER DIFFERENT MECHANICS/UTILITY.

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When you try to cast a spell but end up making a sandwich. | /r/dndmemes

Dungeons & Dragons How it feels playing a new D&D class you've never played before 요요 Is mayonnaise an action?
Dungeons & Dragons How it feels playing a new D&D class you've never played before 요요 Is mayonnaise an action?

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I'm always in a good mood for the rest of the session when this happens | /r/dndmemes

1995 Guys have only four ways out of depression AN EL EXAPEL ОЖНИК Hitting all 3 Scorching Rays without Advantage
1995 Guys have only four ways out of depression AN EL EXAPEL ОЖНИК Hitting all 3 Scorching Rays without Advantage

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Sunday can't get here fast enough | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE SESSION ENDS ON A MAJOR CLIFFHANGER BUT ITS GONNA BE 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE NEXT ONE
WHEN THE SESSION ENDS ON A MAJOR CLIFFHANGER BUT ITS GONNA BE 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE NEXT ONE

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"That's not a Warlock, THAT'S SEONI THE SORCERESS YOU UNCULTURED TWACK!" | /r/dndmemes

PATHFINDER PLAYERS EACH TIME SOMEONE USES PATHFINDER ART TO SPEAK ABOUT D&D imgflip.com W
PATHFINDER PLAYERS EACH TIME SOMEONE USES PATHFINDER ART TO SPEAK ABOUT D&D imgflip.com W

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One player accidentally made a colour swapped Strahd. | /r/dndmemes

Strahd von Zarovice? Katras Strahd von Zarovice Ciobonito_art Ciobonito_art
Strahd von Zarovice? Katras Strahd von Zarovice Ciobonito_art Ciobonito_art

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[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 34. "Profezzional" | /r/dndmemes

CAN'T BELIEVE THE POSTMASTER WENT WITH THE FRICKIN UPS. BUNCHA BLOWHARDS. SHOULD HAVE BEEN US. NAH, I GET IT. THE UPS ARE BADASSES! RIGHT NOW THEY'RE OUT THERE- KICKING ASS! TAKING NA- THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #34 SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO n n ZHIS IZ NOZHING PERSONELL. JUZT DOING MY JOB. BUT OH BOY DO I LOVE MY JOB!
CAN'T BELIEVE THE POSTMASTER WENT WITH THE FRICKIN UPS. BUNCHA BLOWHARDS. SHOULD HAVE BEEN US. NAH, I GET IT. THE UPS ARE BADASSES! RIGHT NOW THEY'RE OUT THERE- KICKING ASS! TAKING NA- THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #34 SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO n n ZHIS IZ NOZHING PERSONELL. JUZT DOING MY JOB. BUT OH BOY DO I LOVE MY JOB!

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I don't know why my group keeps regressing | /r/dndmemes

DM: Ok, here is your mcguffin to help this npc. What do you guys want to do? The PC's: we're going to improvise your convoluted plan and help you! "The gang commits Terrorism"
DM: Ok, here is your mcguffin to help this npc. What do you guys want to do? The PC's: we're going to improvise your convoluted plan and help you! "The gang commits Terrorism"

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Please

usefulness of fireball always viable room size If you would please consult the graphs.
usefulness of fireball always viable room size If you would please consult the graphs.

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Gnome enjoyer

AVERAGE HALFLING FAN noo I don't wanna roll a nat I I have advantage AVERAGE GNOME ENJOYER
AVERAGE HALFLING FAN noo I don't wanna roll a nat I I have advantage AVERAGE GNOME ENJOYER

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Now what?

My flirtatious bardlock A genuine love interest/ Every NPC he meets My bardlock Every NPC he meets A genuine love interest
My flirtatious bardlock A genuine love interest/ Every NPC he meets My bardlock Every NPC he meets A genuine love interest

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Look!

WE HAVE GUIDING BOLT AND LOOK! MORE GUIDING BOLT. imgflip.com
WE HAVE GUIDING BOLT AND LOOK! MORE GUIDING BOLT. imgflip.com

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Pure torture

THE PLAYER WAITING TO ANNOUNCE HIS ABSENCE BEFORE DISAPPEARING TO A 4 YEAR ARCTIC VOYAGE AND THEN MOVING OFFGRID TO AJUNGLE IN AUSTRALIA FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE • Cincluding Pa 4-34 E JUST BEFORE THE SESSION WHERE YOU DROP IN THE NPC FROM HIS BACKSTORY AND BEGIN A WHOLE STORYLINE FOCUSED ON HIS CHARACTER imgflip.com
THE PLAYER WAITING TO ANNOUNCE HIS ABSENCE BEFORE DISAPPEARING TO A 4 YEAR ARCTIC VOYAGE AND THEN MOVING OFFGRID TO AJUNGLE IN AUSTRALIA FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE • Cincluding Pa 4-34 E JUST BEFORE THE SESSION WHERE YOU DROP IN THE NPC FROM HIS BACKSTORY AND BEGIN A WHOLE STORYLINE FOCUSED ON HIS CHARACTER imgflip.com

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Awkward

Me who rolled a nat A 20 while looting The sentinent magic item I found telling me to kill my party
Me who rolled a nat A 20 while looting The sentinent magic item I found telling me to kill my party

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Over and over again...

GUIDING BOLT GUIDING BOLT GUIDING BOLT imgflip.com GUIDING BOLT
GUIDING BOLT GUIDING BOLT GUIDING BOLT imgflip.com GUIDING BOLT

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