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Dark Elf Autism

□ Anonymous 4 hours ago No .31 283441 v >>31283591 >>31283603 >>31283642 >>31283814 >>31288 134 >>31288983 See, if you read the origins trilogy for our purple-eyed prick, you will find that he just doesn't-get- drow society. He feels wounded and betrayed when someone backstabs him, he talks back to women, he trusts people, and he finds killing the babies of your enemy appalling instead of pragmatic. Basically, he has Dark Elf Autism, complete with his very own Autism Rain Man Superpower of swordplay. That is literally the only thing he cares about and the only thing he is good at, but damn is he good at it. What we get from this is that he is a burden to his House, but they put up with him because he makes for great cannon fodder. Eventually, he gets fed up with being so autistic, so he runs away from home after disgracing his House. In order to keep their status, they hunt him down only for him to get extremely f------ lucky and eventually cause his own House to be purged Now this is where things get interesting. One of the books claim that due to all the upset this one autismal elf brought Drow society Lolth has personally blessed him as her champion. Can you grasp the ramifications of this? Of the Goddess of Chaos making a lawful good ranger/paladin her Champion of Chaos? That would be like if American Jesus gave a gay-married, liberal transgender muslim his personal blessing. That right there is some Mythical Greek pantheon levels of dickery. We basically have Sheldon from TBBT who Bazinga-d so hard his autism caused America to collapse and then god personally blessed him to keep doing that to the rest of the world It just goes to show how beautifully retarded Drow society is, how it can only exist thanks to the will of its goddess and how that very same goddess is actively working against it. I think if more writers acknowledged how batshit insane and retarded and crazy Menzoberran is in concept, we could get a lot more interesting stories out of the place instead of people constantly trying to make a society of bitches into a legitimate and reasonable culture
□ Anonymous 4 hours ago No .31 283441 v >>31283591 >>31283603 >>31283642 >>31283814 >>31288 134 >>31288983 See, if you read the origins trilogy for our purple-eyed prick, you will find that he just doesn't-get- drow society. He feels wounded and betrayed when someone backstabs him, he talks back to women, he trusts people, and he finds killing the babies of your enemy appalling instead of pragmatic. Basically, he has Dark Elf Autism, complete with his very own Autism Rain Man Superpower of swordplay. That is literally the only thing he cares about and the only thing he is good at, but damn is he good at it. What we get from this is that he is a burden to his House, but they put up with him because he makes for great cannon fodder. Eventually, he gets fed up with being so autistic, so he runs away from home after disgracing his House. In order to keep their status, they hunt him down only for him to get extremely f------ lucky and eventually cause his own House to be purged Now this is where things get interesting. One of the books claim that due to all the upset this one autismal elf brought Drow society Lolth has personally blessed him as her champion. Can you grasp the ramifications of this? Of the Goddess of Chaos making a lawful good ranger/paladin her Champion of Chaos? That would be like if American Jesus gave a gay-married, liberal transgender muslim his personal blessing. That right there is some Mythical Greek pantheon levels of dickery. We basically have Sheldon from TBBT who Bazinga-d so hard his autism caused America to collapse and then god personally blessed him to keep doing that to the rest of the world It just goes to show how beautifully retarded Drow society is, how it can only exist thanks to the will of its goddess and how that very same goddess is actively working against it. I think if more writers acknowledged how batshit insane and retarded and crazy Menzoberran is in concept, we could get a lot more interesting stories out of the place instead of people constantly trying to make a society of bitches into a legitimate and reasonable culture

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Vicious Mockery [BASS BOOSTED]

zerotounfinity when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that's how it causes physical damage A momnar Bard: ilch
zerotounfinity when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that's how it causes physical damage A momnar Bard: ilch

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When the party cares more about a random NPC than the planned plot

DM RANDOM ヤ - PC CAREFUL 。) FULLY CRAFTED PLOTHooK 5 HELP N. BEDELL
DM RANDOM ヤ - PC CAREFUL 。) FULLY CRAFTED PLOTHooK 5 HELP N. BEDELL

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Wrath of the Crabs

kramergate we nearly got our entire asses kicked by 2 crabs we tried to flip one and it just grabbed the sword and said no Bard:I use vicious mockery against the crab DM: well I have to go look up his stats cause I didn't think I would have to do a wisdom check for a crab the crab rolled a f------ nat 20 against my cantrip #dnd
kramergate we nearly got our entire asses kicked by 2 crabs we tried to flip one and it just grabbed the sword and said no Bard:I use vicious mockery against the crab DM: well I have to go look up his stats cause I didn't think I would have to do a wisdom check for a crab the crab rolled a f------ nat 20 against my cantrip #dnd

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Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives

DUNGEONS CDINERS & DRAGONS && DRIVE-INS &&DIVES Escape From Flavortown
DUNGEONS CDINERS & DRAGONS && DRIVE-INS &&DIVES Escape From Flavortown

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When you role a 1 in D&D and get Jar Jar Binks as a guide

YOU ARE LOST INA FOREST WITH NO ROADS WHAT DO YOU DOR IWILL LOCATE ONE OF THE NATIVES
YOU ARE LOST INA FOREST WITH NO ROADS WHAT DO YOU DOR IWILL LOCATE ONE OF THE NATIVES

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D&D Classes - HD Remaster

Fighter arrior Knight Cavalier erserke Shield ragoo Pugilist eapo Master Martial/Dragon Artist Monk Soldier night/ park Knight Blade- inger Fencer Samurai Corsair Ronin Herald Rider arlo nquisito Paladin DullistRaider ategis Templar Death Knight/cattl Diplomarpellswora mage arksman M Marauder、 Adventure unslinge 、Ranger Red erchantDancer Clerk reane MageBlue attle priest Druid Bandit Ninja Bard Assassin Archer Mage Horizon ter/ S ummoner/ Elemental Scout Explorer alker ecro utpurse Hunter Strider Psion mancerAcolyte hante allistician/Poisoner Dark entallistTechno eomancer Channe ler/ Theurge rap delver Sage ighw Spy Tinker Animist Warlock MasterGambler man walker nfiltrator Magician/Alchemis Conjureヅ\.haman/\Arcanist/\So Cat- Thief burglar Stalker rickst Binder lusion Seer Witch Wizard Rogue Mage
Fighter arrior Knight Cavalier erserke Shield ragoo Pugilist eapo Master Martial/Dragon Artist Monk Soldier night/ park Knight Blade- inger Fencer Samurai Corsair Ronin Herald Rider arlo nquisito Paladin DullistRaider ategis Templar Death Knight/cattl Diplomarpellswora mage arksman M Marauder、 Adventure unslinge 、Ranger Red erchantDancer Clerk reane MageBlue attle priest Druid Bandit Ninja Bard Assassin Archer Mage Horizon ter/ S ummoner/ Elemental Scout Explorer alker ecro utpurse Hunter Strider Psion mancerAcolyte hante allistician/Poisoner Dark entallistTechno eomancer Channe ler/ Theurge rap delver Sage ighw Spy Tinker Animist Warlock MasterGambler man walker nfiltrator Magician/Alchemis Conjureヅ\.haman/\Arcanist/\So Cat- Thief burglar Stalker rickst Binder lusion Seer Witch Wizard Rogue Mage

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The world of Golarian according to /tg/ (technically this is Pathfinder, but it's based off of D&D and we don't have a pathfinder gallery)

DEMONS Really F----- WITCHS CAVEMEN 'n S--- VIKINGS Fuckeds Assholes (also spain teamins CONAN vs MAGIC ROBOTS Nobody Cares GREEN IS BEST HERE BE ADVENTURERS BEST ransylvania OM HUGE INTERNATIONAL CLUSTERFUCK TURERSBEST Transylvan Nobodygivesafuckia Pointy Eard Treehuggers Weirdos MORE NAZIS Verduran Forest FREEDOM NOBILITY & Inbred Nobles (spain) NAZIS ー,( FLUFFYBUNNYS THE GOD ROCK Areadian したearl The Inner Sea DUMB ATHEISTS like arabian days PIRATES'n MORE F----- PIRATES rugs & Slaves ARABIAN NIGHTS ON CRACK WIZARDS BUNGA BUNGA LAND Steampunk Land ALSO RDS
DEMONS Really F----- WITCHS CAVEMEN 'n S--- VIKINGS Fuckeds Assholes (also spain teamins CONAN vs MAGIC ROBOTS Nobody Cares GREEN IS BEST HERE BE ADVENTURERS BEST ransylvania OM HUGE INTERNATIONAL CLUSTERFUCK TURERSBEST Transylvan Nobodygivesafuckia Pointy Eard Treehuggers Weirdos MORE NAZIS Verduran Forest FREEDOM NOBILITY & Inbred Nobles (spain) NAZIS ー,( FLUFFYBUNNYS THE GOD ROCK Areadian したearl The Inner Sea DUMB ATHEISTS like arabian days PIRATES'n MORE F----- PIRATES rugs & Slaves ARABIAN NIGHTS ON CRACK WIZARDS BUNGA BUNGA LAND Steampunk Land ALSO RDS

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Dragons by FaxCelestis

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Cockatrice mphithere Wyven Quetzakcootl yrm Sea serpent yvern ae Dragon ● Drake ● Wyrm Lindwurm alamander ung dragon Kirin

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Character backstory

戸 mayaoishiina me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don't worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past my players: Bora O A Mountaln Raised In A Cave Truckin And F----- s All Cave
戸 mayaoishiina me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don't worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past my players: Bora O A Mountaln Raised In A Cave Truckin And F----- s All Cave

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What your class says about you

barbarian - hangrv cleric druid bard poor choice of tattoos - likes metal but also at least one taylor swift song - for f---'s sake - puns for days - pansexual - a mess - the mom friend - doesn't like spicy food - ride or die for their friends - probably a weeabo0 - hippie - pretends to enjoy tofu - drinks PSLS - eats weird stuff for dares loves small dogs paladin - runs a social justice - likes doggo memes ranger monk - drinks too much coffee - likes to sit on kitchen counters - dramatic - hasn't used a capital letter in three years fighter - stops to pet random cats - spends hours reading random Wikipedia articles - likes to be barefoot - Google Maps Local Guide - does all the work in group projects plays too much LoL - f----- up sleep pattern - drinks IPAs - cries at Titanic tries hard - a sweet mess rogue wizard sorcerer - always there for their friends - self esteem problems - top grades at school; failing at uni - buys a lot of Lush products warlocK - wrote harry potter fanfic - fashionable - either fixes everything or makes it ten times worse - loses their house keys a lot - edgelord - used to be into parkour - asthmatic - drinks too many energy drinks - shitposter - superstitious - probably a furry owns many unread books and yet buys more - has no idea how to hold a baby
barbarian - hangrv cleric druid bard poor choice of tattoos - likes metal but also at least one taylor swift song - for f---'s sake - puns for days - pansexual - a mess - the mom friend - doesn't like spicy food - ride or die for their friends - probably a weeabo0 - hippie - pretends to enjoy tofu - drinks PSLS - eats weird stuff for dares loves small dogs paladin - runs a social justice - likes doggo memes ranger monk - drinks too much coffee - likes to sit on kitchen counters - dramatic - hasn't used a capital letter in three years fighter - stops to pet random cats - spends hours reading random Wikipedia articles - likes to be barefoot - Google Maps Local Guide - does all the work in group projects plays too much LoL - f----- up sleep pattern - drinks IPAs - cries at Titanic tries hard - a sweet mess rogue wizard sorcerer - always there for their friends - self esteem problems - top grades at school; failing at uni - buys a lot of Lush products warlocK - wrote harry potter fanfic - fashionable - either fixes everything or makes it ten times worse - loses their house keys a lot - edgelord - used to be into parkour - asthmatic - drinks too many energy drinks - shitposter - superstitious - probably a furry owns many unread books and yet buys more - has no idea how to hold a baby

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Fated pg4

THROZAR SKULLCRUSHER ENVEP HIS CONQUEST AN PEACE WAS EROUGHT TO THE LAN GET RID OF THESE ARRoWS, THAT WAS AN ODDLY SUCCESSFUL CAMPAIGN. SOMEONE HEAL ME SO I CAN BE BEST MAN AT THE WEDDING! AND ILL MAGIC YOu UP SOME ENCHANTED WEDDING RINGS IN NO TWE. KILL ME NOW. MA, PA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MET THROZAR, FORMER SCOURGE NORTH. C. I JUST KNEW SOMETHNG LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN. SHUT UP AND SMILE S0 HE DOESNT KILL US lu
THROZAR SKULLCRUSHER ENVEP HIS CONQUEST AN PEACE WAS EROUGHT TO THE LAN GET RID OF THESE ARRoWS, THAT WAS AN ODDLY SUCCESSFUL CAMPAIGN. SOMEONE HEAL ME SO I CAN BE BEST MAN AT THE WEDDING! AND ILL MAGIC YOu UP SOME ENCHANTED WEDDING RINGS IN NO TWE. KILL ME NOW. MA, PA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MET THROZAR, FORMER SCOURGE NORTH. C. I JUST KNEW SOMETHNG LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN. SHUT UP AND SMILE S0 HE DOESNT KILL US lu

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Fated pg3

HA HA THAT'S IT! I STAB HIM THROUGH THE HEART!
HA HA THAT'S IT! I STAB HIM THROUGH THE HEART!

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Fated pg2

WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED I'M So GLAD I HAVE ONE HIT POINT LEFT SO I CAN SEE THIS TRAINWRECK. NOW THE ORC PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE WITH HIS SPIKED GAUNTLETS FOR YOUR MOCKERY! YOU FREAKING MISSED, DIDN'T yOU!? WHAT DID YOU ROLL? HUH. WELL THAT MEANS
WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED I'M So GLAD I HAVE ONE HIT POINT LEFT SO I CAN SEE THIS TRAINWRECK. NOW THE ORC PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE WITH HIS SPIKED GAUNTLETS FOR YOUR MOCKERY! YOU FREAKING MISSED, DIDN'T yOU!? WHAT DID YOU ROLL? HUH. WELL THAT MEANS

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Fated pg1

YOUR FRIEN'S HAVE FALLEN AND YOU ARE THEIR LAST HOPE, BRAVE HERO THE FATE OF THIS KINGPOM LIES IN YOUR HANPS MAKE YOUR MOVE. WHAT DO YOU YELL? UM, CAN I JUST ROLL? 'M NOT GOOD AT DRAMATIC SPEECHES. I INSULT THE VILE ORC! SURE, GO AHEAD ...ONE. HOW DARE YOU LOOK SO MAJESTIC, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
YOUR FRIEN'S HAVE FALLEN AND YOU ARE THEIR LAST HOPE, BRAVE HERO THE FATE OF THIS KINGPOM LIES IN YOUR HANPS MAKE YOUR MOVE. WHAT DO YOU YELL? UM, CAN I JUST ROLL? 'M NOT GOOD AT DRAMATIC SPEECHES. I INSULT THE VILE ORC! SURE, GO AHEAD ...ONE. HOW DARE YOU LOOK SO MAJESTIC, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

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Rolling a 1 on a perception check.

ectoplasm-bodyshots omg there's a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend ectoplasm-bodyshots NOT A DOG NOT A DOG BEAR ABORT ABORT ABORT wexdarn Rolling a 1 on a perception check
ectoplasm-bodyshots omg there's a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend ectoplasm-bodyshots NOT A DOG NOT A DOG BEAR ABORT ABORT ABORT wexdarn Rolling a 1 on a perception check

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Are my players retarded?

File: images (1png (5 KB, 300x 168) Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue 02:40:35 No 52524662 2031 208300 2 es l toc 19525246821952524704 2525247092252524718 19525247242252524729 2252524745 252524790 25252482 12252524909 >52524926 2252525082 2252525258 2252525766 1952525779 2252526334 2252528536 2252530436 19525323472252532426 OK My players met a lich who promised to enchant their weapons if he was allowed to cast a spell that let part of his soul latch onto one of the players. The lich told then to throw their weapons in a nearby hole and their weapons would be enchanted the next day. They agreed with no question. Are my players retarded /tg/? 92 Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)02:41:56 No.52524682 トー52524697 Jesus f------ christ
File: images (1png (5 KB, 300x 168) Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue 02:40:35 No 52524662 2031 208300 2 es l toc 19525246821952524704 2525247092252524718 19525247242252524729 2252524745 252524790 25252482 12252524909 >52524926 2252525082 2252525258 2252525766 1952525779 2252526334 2252528536 2252530436 19525323472252532426 OK My players met a lich who promised to enchant their weapons if he was allowed to cast a spell that let part of his soul latch onto one of the players. The lich told then to throw their weapons in a nearby hole and their weapons would be enchanted the next day. They agreed with no question. Are my players retarded /tg/? 92 Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)02:41:56 No.52524682 トー52524697 Jesus f------ christ

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IIIN SPAAAAACEEEE

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Meanwhile in Spelljammer...

hm? Oh, no sorry I havent Seen our loot. /Bummer
hm? Oh, no sorry I havent Seen our loot. /Bummer

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