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Arseplomancy

The party Arseplomancer convincing the tavern to give them their meals on the house.

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Ancient Egyption NERDS!

did you know? Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BČE. PHOTO METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART E DIDYOUKNOWBLO0.COM bemusedlybespectacled: jewishzevran: keetongu: did-you-kno: | Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source i cant believe ancient egyptians were F------ NERDS imagine ancient egy ptian d&d tho "You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh. "I roll to Bluff." "You want to bluff Anubis? You can't bluff Anubis, he's a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check." "I want to bluff the scales." .you want. To bluft. The scales "Yup." .you know what? rn alfow it." "HA! Nat 20!" "The scales, for some tocking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you're bullshitting him but you know what ? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales, You're in." "I roll to pickpocket Anubis." - ON.
did you know? Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BČE. PHOTO METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART E DIDYOUKNOWBLO0.COM bemusedlybespectacled: jewishzevran: keetongu: did-you-kno: | Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source i cant believe ancient egyptians were F------ NERDS imagine ancient egy ptian d&d tho "You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh. "I roll to Bluff." "You want to bluff Anubis? You can't bluff Anubis, he's a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check." "I want to bluff the scales." .you want. To bluft. The scales "Yup." .you know what? rn alfow it." "HA! Nat 20!" "The scales, for some tocking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you're bullshitting him but you know what ? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales, You're in." "I roll to pickpocket Anubis." - ON.

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FUCK WIZARDS

RAGON F--- WIZ AR DS DRUIDS ARe OK I GUESS
RAGON F--- WIZ AR DS DRUIDS ARe OK I GUESS

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the gunslinger of gungeon reached his maximum level of skills

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Athletics Check

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Neckbeard and Fedora Energy

SOMEONE SAID THEY WANTED TO PLAY DND Kalm THEY ASKED HOW MANY FEMALES PLAYS THIS GAME Panik imgflip.com
SOMEONE SAID THEY WANTED TO PLAY DND Kalm THEY ASKED HOW MANY FEMALES PLAYS THIS GAME Panik imgflip.com

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Ranger Appreciation

I wish I could cast spells. I wish I could tank damage. T wish I could I wish I could sneak. I wish I could crowd control. heal. Fighter Wizard Barbarian Cleric Rogue Ranger
I wish I could cast spells. I wish I could tank damage. T wish I could I wish I could sneak. I wish I could crowd control. heal. Fighter Wizard Barbarian Cleric Rogue Ranger

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The King

DM: You see the king step out into his court. It is glorious Party: How good can it be? It's just a human king The king's regalia: made with mematic
DM: You see the king step out into his court. It is glorious Party: How good can it be? It's just a human king The king's regalia: made with mematic

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It's Just Basic Logic

"I cast Command: Autodefenestrate!" DM "Anyone with an intelligence above 2 knows that throwing yourself out of alwindow is directly harmful. 11 Your spell fails." %3D
"I cast Command: Autodefenestrate!" DM "Anyone with an intelligence above 2 knows that throwing yourself out of alwindow is directly harmful. 11 Your spell fails." %3D

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What Could Go Wrong?

Stay back 'cause you're the only healer Get up front 'cause you're the only tank MY NEW PALADIN IN SESSION ONE imgflip.com JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR
Stay back 'cause you're the only healer Get up front 'cause you're the only tank MY NEW PALADIN IN SESSION ONE imgflip.com JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

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And My Sword

When you don't coordinate and all show up with a human fighter You have my sword And you have my sword And my sword
When you don't coordinate and all show up with a human fighter You have my sword And you have my sword And my sword

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Destroy Each Other

WHAT PEOPLE THINK ITS LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
WHAT PEOPLE THINK ITS LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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That Went South Fast

The players successfully slay a dragon! They strip it for scales, teeth, claws and eyes to sell and now they're rich They plan to harvest They plan to harvest every dragon in the dragon valley for parts every dragon in the dragon valley for parts imgflip.com
The players successfully slay a dragon! They strip it for scales, teeth, claws and eyes to sell and now they're rich They plan to harvest They plan to harvest every dragon in the dragon valley for parts every dragon in the dragon valley for parts imgflip.com

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Sure You Can, but Why Would You?

WHEN SOMEONE EXPLAINS YOU CAN PLAY AN ARTIFICER WITHOUT GUNS AND TECH Interesting. You know what èlse is interesting? Grenades. imgfip.com
WHEN SOMEONE EXPLAINS YOU CAN PLAY AN ARTIFICER WITHOUT GUNS AND TECH Interesting. You know what èlse is interesting? Grenades. imgfip.com

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Seems Like Someone's a Little Too Creative

My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. It/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and l'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations". Demilich Noises*
My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. It/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and l'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations". Demilich Noises*

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Don't Be Difficult

The DM has to prep the world and the NPCS. They have to prepare every week and improvise the entire world around the players. The least you can do is learn your damn character sheet. imgflip.com
The DM has to prep the world and the NPCS. They have to prepare every week and improvise the entire world around the players. The least you can do is learn your damn character sheet. imgflip.com

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Play as Danny DeVito

Me: You know, at 4'10" 175lbs, Danny Devito is only slightly larger than the average DnD dwarf. My next dwarf artificer: So anyway I started blasting. imgflip.com 83
Me: You know, at 4'10" 175lbs, Danny Devito is only slightly larger than the average DnD dwarf. My next dwarf artificer: So anyway I started blasting. imgflip.com 83

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In Case This Comes in Handy

RAW, a level 2 Conjuration Wizard can create Purple Worm Poison with Minor Conjuration, which deals 12d6 Poison Damage with a DC19 Con save Until we meet again. made with mematic
RAW, a level 2 Conjuration Wizard can create Purple Worm Poison with Minor Conjuration, which deals 12d6 Poison Damage with a DC19 Con save Until we meet again. made with mematic

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Realism

DM ottom dantification Taivar's Lilega FUMBLE ON NAT 1 StaR So, I have a 5% chance of breaking my weapon each round at level 1 Yup Level 20 Fighter DM And each time Igain Extra Attack that chance increases That's right Level 20 Fighter 00 DM Level 20 Fighter As a Fighter, I gain Extra Attacks to represent the fact that my mastery with weapons is increasing That makes sense to me Level 20 Fighter Level 20 Fighter DM DM Then why the hell I have a 19% chance of breaking my weapon and the Reckless Attacking Barbarian has a 2% It's realistic! Chance?!
DM ottom dantification Taivar's Lilega FUMBLE ON NAT 1 StaR So, I have a 5% chance of breaking my weapon each round at level 1 Yup Level 20 Fighter DM And each time Igain Extra Attack that chance increases That's right Level 20 Fighter 00 DM Level 20 Fighter As a Fighter, I gain Extra Attacks to represent the fact that my mastery with weapons is increasing That makes sense to me Level 20 Fighter Level 20 Fighter DM DM Then why the hell I have a 19% chance of breaking my weapon and the Reckless Attacking Barbarian has a 2% It's realistic! Chance?!

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DnD in a Nutshell

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[Absurd/unbelievable situation] De bOW T ON-D What? DEY [Explanation that misunderstands game rules] 000000000

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