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Deception

Pete Stegemeyer @itspeterj Norse Mythology is basically just a really fun D&D campaign if the dungeon master can't say no. "A giant stole your hammer and you're going to pretend to be a woman AND MARRY HIM to get it back? F it, roll for deception."
Pete Stegemeyer @itspeterj Norse Mythology is basically just a really fun D&D campaign if the dungeon master can't say no. "A giant stole your hammer and you're going to pretend to be a woman AND MARRY HIM to get it back? F it, roll for deception."

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Barnaby's Birthday

"Oh come on, the Barnaby Birthday story can't be that sad." The Story: PANUCCI'S PIZZA ZA My party lied to a Brass Dragon today. Came Tales I just have to share this. His name was Barnaby. He was like a puppy. He gave us shade from the desert sun with his wings and wanted to hear all about our adventures. When we tried to leave, he got real sad and told us to keep talking with him. Our bard (through a very bad save by the dragon) charmed him into gathering things to throw us a party when we came back, four moons from now. Our world has two moons, and he interpreted it as two days. He flew off to make party preparations. Our bard was lying, and our party has no intention to return there. This is probably going to come back to haunt us, but I just can't stop imagining poor Barnaby, wearing a little party hat, all alone at a celebration that nobody else showed up for.
"Oh come on, the Barnaby Birthday story can't be that sad." The Story: PANUCCI'S PIZZA ZA My party lied to a Brass Dragon today. Came Tales I just have to share this. His name was Barnaby. He was like a puppy. He gave us shade from the desert sun with his wings and wanted to hear all about our adventures. When we tried to leave, he got real sad and told us to keep talking with him. Our bard (through a very bad save by the dragon) charmed him into gathering things to throw us a party when we came back, four moons from now. Our world has two moons, and he interpreted it as two days. He flew off to make party preparations. Our bard was lying, and our party has no intention to return there. This is probably going to come back to haunt us, but I just can't stop imagining poor Barnaby, wearing a little party hat, all alone at a celebration that nobody else showed up for.

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Great Character Ideas

renniequeer Terrible Character Ideas: • A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside. A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they're really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out. • Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. • A sentient hat piloting a mannequin. • A dark elf who's afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders. A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they're going through a midlife crisis and want to -find themself.- • A druid who got involved because they're the party's weed dealer. • A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon. shitfacedanon op change the title to "Great"
renniequeer Terrible Character Ideas: • A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside. A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they're really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out. • Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. • A sentient hat piloting a mannequin. • A dark elf who's afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders. A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they're going through a midlife crisis and want to -find themself.- • A druid who got involved because they're the party's weed dealer. • A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon. shitfacedanon op change the title to "Great"

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5ft rule

windsroad why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching windsroad dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they're not gay A brunhiddensmusings look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo- yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself
windsroad why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching windsroad dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they're not gay A brunhiddensmusings look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo- yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

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Angry Shoes

prokopetz More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign: A sword that inflicts emotional wounds A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring Negative gold pieces A map that is the territory Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don't feed it, it dies; it's an obligate carnivore Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin Angry shoes Source: prokopetz 12,947 notes A
prokopetz More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign: A sword that inflicts emotional wounds A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring Negative gold pieces A map that is the territory Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don't feed it, it dies; it's an obligate carnivore Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin Angry shoes Source: prokopetz 12,947 notes A

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Real Life Skills

JD&D ... @JdbCosplay Me at 15:l'm never going to need Pythagoras' Theorem in real life, why am I learning this Me at 27: So if the Cleric is 30ft in the air and his allies are 20ft away but on the ground, can he reach them with Bless?
JD&D ... @JdbCosplay Me at 15:l'm never going to need Pythagoras' Theorem in real life, why am I learning this Me at 27: So if the Cleric is 30ft in the air and his allies are 20ft away but on the ground, can he reach them with Bless?

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Dreams of the Red Wizards


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This Is Healthy, Right?

7 year old me creating plot, backstory and character arcs for my legos 26 year old me creating plot, backstory and character arcs for my D&D characters/NPCS imgflip-eom
7 year old me creating plot, backstory and character arcs for my legos 26 year old me creating plot, backstory and character arcs for my D&D characters/NPCS imgflip-eom

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Stop Ruining It

When you give lore to your players during a session and one of them screams at the top of his lungs a theory that is true but is a plot twist that won't come until several sessions. at wh o any Right 19 ec Will you shut up, man?
When you give lore to your players during a session and one of them screams at the top of his lungs a theory that is true but is a plot twist that won't come until several sessions. at wh o any Right 19 ec Will you shut up, man?

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Consensus Was Never an Option

3D6 4D6 DROP LOWEST POINT BUY m STANDARD ARRAY
3D6 4D6 DROP LOWEST POINT BUY m STANDARD ARRAY

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I Don't Like What This Implies

The DM: The baby is crying; your insight check reveals that it is hungry Male Druid: Can I turn into a cow The DM:
The DM: The baby is crying; your insight check reveals that it is hungry Male Druid: Can I turn into a cow The DM:

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Just Go With It

When the DM has a very specific odd rule that makes no sense and you're afraid to ask why. SPEED LIMIT 17
When the DM has a very specific odd rule that makes no sense and you're afraid to ask why. SPEED LIMIT 17

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Worse than the Reverse Centaur

Sascha Stronach is Screaming @understatesmen since centaurs in d&d average 6 feet tall, that means they either have tiny pony bodies or the human part starts way higher up on the torso, and since i learned this i've had no rest
Sascha Stronach is Screaming @understatesmen since centaurs in d&d average 6 feet tall, that means they either have tiny pony bodies or the human part starts way higher up on the torso, and since i learned this i've had no rest

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That Was Easy

DM: "You're trapped in the Nine Hells!" Sorcerer: casts banishment on themself DM: X. スス SPE No! This isn't how you're imgflip.com supposed to play the game.
DM: "You're trapped in the Nine Hells!" Sorcerer: casts banishment on themself DM: X. スス SPE No! This isn't how you're imgflip.com supposed to play the game.

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Banana For Sale

A lot of people don't realize how big Tarrasque is so I added a banana for scale
A lot of people don't realize how big Tarrasque is so I added a banana for scale

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True Success


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It's Not So Hard

NPC: It's not easy to find the Thieves guild hideout Thieves guild hideout:
NPC: It's not easy to find the Thieves guild hideout Thieves guild hideout:

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Street Smarts

someone threatening to stab me irl Me remembering daggers only deal 1d4 damage
someone threatening to stab me irl Me remembering daggers only deal 1d4 damage

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Rangers

me defending rangers to my last breath because they were the first class I ever played: Well, I'm not leavīng. I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.
me defending rangers to my last breath because they were the first class I ever played: Well, I'm not leavīng. I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.

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Way Better

elves are way elves have better better than magic, better mobility, longer lifespan dwarves you can make a funny асcent when you play dwarf OWLTURD.COMO
elves are way elves have better better than magic, better mobility, longer lifespan dwarves you can make a funny асcent when you play dwarf OWLTURD.COMO

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