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Rules Are Meant to Be Broken

READING THE DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE BE LIKE FOLLOW THESE RULES OR DON'T I'M A BOOK NOT A COP
READING THE DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE BE LIKE FOLLOW THESE RULES OR DON'T I'M A BOOK NOT A COP

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Dumb Dumb Mister

Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." %3D Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.
Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." %3D Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.

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Chaos!? I'll Show You Chaos!


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Raising the Dead is Raising the Dead


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Running Laps Around the Alignment Chart


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Nothing is a cliché when it is happening to you.

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary The DM How many Max Payne references they have made this session
Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary The DM How many Max Payne references they have made this session

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Bag of Bees

The Rouge with their concealed dagger. The Assassin with their sword cane. The Druid with a fully filled Bag of Holding containing nofhing but angry bees.
The Rouge with their concealed dagger. The Assassin with their sword cane. The Druid with a fully filled Bag of Holding containing nofhing but angry bees.

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Campaigns and Cats?

E sandersstudies Follow My husband is playing DnD with some friends and told me to come look at the cat who is sitting in a chair like a person. My husband handed him a d20 and said "sir you have to roll a stealth check to convince the other party members you are a human" and the cat immediately batted the d20 and rolled a 14. The party cheered for him. sandersstudies Follow The final human player joined the table and they brought out a whole extra chair so the cat could remain at the table. He's now the party's official Druid and just canonically in wildshape all the time and therefore unable to speak Common.
E sandersstudies Follow My husband is playing DnD with some friends and told me to come look at the cat who is sitting in a chair like a person. My husband handed him a d20 and said "sir you have to roll a stealth check to convince the other party members you are a human" and the cat immediately batted the d20 and rolled a 14. The party cheered for him. sandersstudies Follow The final human player joined the table and they brought out a whole extra chair so the cat could remain at the table. He's now the party's official Druid and just canonically in wildshape all the time and therefore unable to speak Common.

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Alleycat Class Levels

A regular cat can attack for 1 point of damage The average commoner has 4 hp 4 housecats can kill a 4 housecats can kill a commoner in 6 seconds commoner in 6 seconds Let's not even talk about feral alleycats that have class levels necromancer wizard barbarian rogue
A regular cat can attack for 1 point of damage The average commoner has 4 hp 4 housecats can kill a 4 housecats can kill a commoner in 6 seconds commoner in 6 seconds Let's not even talk about feral alleycats that have class levels necromancer wizard barbarian rogue

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True Horror Campaign

YOregon @OregonRolledA2O Y Rolled A 20 Paladin: I Stab the Succubus with 14 to hit! DM: It looks at you with 15 AC and asks "Is it in yet?"
YOregon @OregonRolledA2O Y Rolled A 20 Paladin: I Stab the Succubus with 14 to hit! DM: It looks at you with 15 AC and asks "Is it in yet?"

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That's Not Fair

ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS, LETS PUT YOU OUTSIDE, LIL GUY. If one of my-player's characters has immunity or resistance to something, I don't use enemies with that! Toxic DM OWLTURD.COM Coeniccat
ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS, LETS PUT YOU OUTSIDE, LIL GUY. If one of my-player's characters has immunity or resistance to something, I don't use enemies with that! Toxic DM OWLTURD.COM Coeniccat

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Happens Too Often

Ok this is your first DND session? OH MY Why don't GOD THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU GUYS MUST STRANGER THINGS, BE PLAYING THIS WRONG ITS NOT STRANGER THINGS SAID THIS WAS FUN LIKE STRANGER THINGS made with dematic
Ok this is your first DND session? OH MY Why don't GOD THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU GUYS MUST STRANGER THINGS, BE PLAYING THIS WRONG ITS NOT STRANGER THINGS SAID THIS WAS FUN LIKE STRANGER THINGS made with dematic

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Think Again

You know, tortoises have pretty long life spans. Some live up to 150 years. Great! So, as a tortle, a D&D race based on the tortoise, I'll have a relatively long life span, right? TI have a relatively long life span, right?
You know, tortoises have pretty long life spans. Some live up to 150 years. Great! So, as a tortle, a D&D race based on the tortoise, I'll have a relatively long life span, right? TI have a relatively long life span, right?

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How the Turn Tables

BBEG Rogue It seems the tables have turned again. Paladin Not really. Kill the little b rd see if i care.
BBEG Rogue It seems the tables have turned again. Paladin Not really. Kill the little b rd see if i care.

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They Have to Be Red

rogue-lavellan me: there are no ʼrules’ for fantasy, and that’s the beautiful thing about it. sure there are staples of the genre, but a creator shouldn’t feel bound by them. the only limits are your imagination! fantasy game: the health potions aren't red. me: you lost me. Source: feeshies 9,227 notes
rogue-lavellan me: there are no ʼrules’ for fantasy, and that’s the beautiful thing about it. sure there are staples of the genre, but a creator shouldn’t feel bound by them. the only limits are your imagination! fantasy game: the health potions aren't red. me: you lost me. Source: feeshies 9,227 notes

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What Part of That Was Wrong?

King: So, you killed my daughter, slept with the priest, and rescued the dragon? 8 intelligence Paladin: bounty hunting is a complicăted profession
King: So, you killed my daughter, slept with the priest, and rescued the dragon? 8 intelligence Paladin: bounty hunting is a complicăted profession

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What a Fun Campaign

The DM says the quest giver is going to accompany us on the mission he won't drag us down in fact he has PC levels, and they're higher than the players' he has the same name as the DM and is with us to make sure we don't go off rails and is an overpowered the whole time we are awoken in the middle of the night to catch a glimpse of an inhuman entity devouring his corpse leaving us abandoned us in unknown territory before it scurries away
The DM says the quest giver is going to accompany us on the mission he won't drag us down in fact he has PC levels, and they're higher than the players' he has the same name as the DM and is with us to make sure we don't go off rails and is an overpowered the whole time we are awoken in the middle of the night to catch a glimpse of an inhuman entity devouring his corpse leaving us abandoned us in unknown territory before it scurries away

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Where the Riddle Originated

Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I saidI was sorry.
Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I saidI was sorry.

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Easy Profit

M. Allen Hall @M_Allen_Hall NPC idea: A locksmith who sells an old castle to a group of adventurers. When they leave town a week later, never to return, he changes the locks and sells it to the next party to come through town. He has done this dozens of times. He is now the richest man in town. #ttrpg #dnd
M. Allen Hall @M_Allen_Hall NPC idea: A locksmith who sells an old castle to a group of adventurers. When they leave town a week later, never to return, he changes the locks and sells it to the next party to come through town. He has done this dozens of times. He is now the richest man in town. #ttrpg #dnd

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Who Would Have Guessed?

the-money-dog Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house Ravenclaw: Wizard Gryffindor: Wizard Hufflepuff: Wizard Slytherin: Wizard Source: the-money-dog 13,065 notes A
the-money-dog Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house Ravenclaw: Wizard Gryffindor: Wizard Hufflepuff: Wizard Slytherin: Wizard Source: the-money-dog 13,065 notes A

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