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: ANONYMOUS 06/04/21(Fri)06:38:01 No.63989243 >TODAY I WAS TOLD BY MY MOM GO TO DEPOSIT A CHECK >HAVE IT FOLDED IN HALF WITH THE DEPOSIT SLIP, LIKE THIS << >L AM WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY TO THE CAR AND HEAR A FEMALE VOICE 328 KB JPG WHISPER (YOU DROPPED THE CHECK RETARD) LOOK BEHIND ME AND THE CHECK IS ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY WAS THERE >ASSUME IT WAS MY SISTER BUT SHE WAS IN THE CAR WAITING ON ME AND MY MOM WAS STILL IN THE HOUSE, THEY ARE THE ONLY WOMEN AT OUR HOUSE IS IT A GHOST? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY GHOSTS CAN DETECT I AM A RETARD
: ANONYMOUS 06/04/21(Fri)06:38:01 No.63989243 >TODAY I WAS TOLD BY MY MOM GO TO DEPOSIT A CHECK >HAVE IT FOLDED IN HALF WITH THE DEPOSIT SLIP, LIKE THIS << >L AM WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY TO THE CAR AND HEAR A FEMALE VOICE 328 KB JPG WHISPER (YOU DROPPED THE CHECK RETARD) LOOK BEHIND ME AND THE CHECK IS ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY WAS THERE >ASSUME IT WAS MY SISTER BUT SHE WAS IN THE CAR WAITING ON ME AND MY MOM WAS STILL IN THE HOUSE, THEY ARE THE ONLY WOMEN AT OUR HOUSE IS IT A GHOST? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY GHOSTS CAN DETECT I AM A RETARD

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Anon watches VTubers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)22:10:39 No.4524814 >be loser >hope i wont be a loser in college >still a loser >hope things will get better once i graduate and get a job >graduate but degree is trash >can only find a s--- job, pays 25k 69 KB JPG a year >boss screams at me because he is legit mental and takes meds >try to better myself and start taking up programming >maybe i can get a decent job >fail java classes >fail python classes >fail c# classes >ok ill try something easier >IT >fail compt ti >turn 30 in two weeks >no gf >still live with parents >no friends >a failure at everything i done >cry in my car before heading home >come home >turn on laptop >watch Holo laugh >i smile and laugh too It's the little things in life anons
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)22:10:39 No.4524814 >be loser >hope i wont be a loser in college >still a loser >hope things will get better once i graduate and get a job >graduate but degree is trash >can only find a s--- job, pays 25k 69 KB JPG a year >boss screams at me because he is legit mental and takes meds >try to better myself and start taking up programming >maybe i can get a decent job >fail java classes >fail python classes >fail c# classes >ok ill try something easier >IT >fail compt ti >turn 30 in two weeks >no gf >still live with parents >no friends >a failure at everything i done >cry in my car before heading home >come home >turn on laptop >watch Holo laugh >i smile and laugh too It's the little things in life anons

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And we haven't heard from anon since | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: quheK8qk ) [•1 05/25/21(Tue)14:05:29 No.323135564 >getting the vaccine >jewish doc pulls out a new crate of them >tells me l'm one of the lucky ones w-- did he mean by this 63 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: quheK8qk ) [•1 05/25/21(Tue)14:05:29 No.323135564 >getting the vaccine >jewish doc pulls out a new crate of them >tells me l'm one of the lucky ones w-- did he mean by this 63 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon thinks it will work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life
: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life

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Anon learns a new language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore
: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore

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Anon posts on /b/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/19/18(Fri)13:21:54 No.782732328 >be me >post several “decent" greentexts on /b/ >never get any replies so decide to post one on r/greentext >tons of upvotes and 358 KB PNG comments in like 30 minutes >come back on /b/ to my post >has two replies >"kill yourself f-----" and "s----- greentext" What the f--- is wrong with you people? No wonder this place is a giant shitshow of loli p--- and c--- rate threads, you're all terrible
: Anonymous 10/19/18(Fri)13:21:54 No.782732328 >be me >post several “decent" greentexts on /b/ >never get any replies so decide to post one on r/greentext >tons of upvotes and 358 KB PNG comments in like 30 minutes >come back on /b/ to my post >has two replies >"kill yourself f-----" and "s----- greentext" What the f--- is wrong with you people? No wonder this place is a giant shitshow of loli p--- and c--- rate threads, you're all terrible

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Anon goes to band class | /r/Greentext

>be 12 >be me >7th grade >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >in class shitrumbles.mp3 >ask to go to bathroom >have funny idea >squat over the bowl like a frog 150 KB PNG >It's all the way on the other side of the school kek.png >hear bathroom door open >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in >ignore it >half squeeze out a log >door bursts open fear.jpeg >s--- slurps back into me >other guy pisses himself the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat Tong time later >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >mfw >browsing r/greentext because redditfag >see a greentext about these exact events from the other guys perspective mfw he's probably reading this right now uhh hey anon, haven't seen you in a while.
>be 12 >be me >7th grade >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >in class shitrumbles.mp3 >ask to go to bathroom >have funny idea >squat over the bowl like a frog 150 KB PNG >It's all the way on the other side of the school kek.png >hear bathroom door open >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in >ignore it >half squeeze out a log >door bursts open fear.jpeg >s--- slurps back into me >other guy pisses himself the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat Tong time later >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >mfw >browsing r/greentext because redditfag >see a greentext about these exact events from the other guys perspective mfw he's probably reading this right now uhh hey anon, haven't seen you in a while.

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Anon buys lunch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Do most homeless people deserv(...) 03/18/21(Thu)00:40:17 No.62799681 >just today >see two homeless people on my walk from train to uni >one man one woman, theyre fairly far apart from each other >ive been feeling kind of dogshit lately but seeing them gives me a brief shift in perspective 33 KB JPG >when i go get my lunch buy two on sale pre packaged sandwiches >go to woman first, awkward intro and offer her sandwich "Oh sorry, i dont eat tuna." >oh, okay, sorry bye >give the man both sandwiches, hes very thankful >she saw >can feel her eyes burning into the back of my head If she'd said she waa allergic id understand but she "just doesnt eat it". Imagine having high standards when you have literally nothing
: Anonymous Do most homeless people deserv(...) 03/18/21(Thu)00:40:17 No.62799681 >just today >see two homeless people on my walk from train to uni >one man one woman, theyre fairly far apart from each other >ive been feeling kind of dogshit lately but seeing them gives me a brief shift in perspective 33 KB JPG >when i go get my lunch buy two on sale pre packaged sandwiches >go to woman first, awkward intro and offer her sandwich "Oh sorry, i dont eat tuna." >oh, okay, sorry bye >give the man both sandwiches, hes very thankful >she saw >can feel her eyes burning into the back of my head If she'd said she waa allergic id understand but she "just doesnt eat it". Imagine having high standards when you have literally nothing

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Anon is schizophrenic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)22:38:48 No.856019717 Ask a schizophrenic anything. lain 104 KB JPG 31 Replies / 11 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)23:15:24 No.856022214 >>856019809 # Kill yourself you fat w----
: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)22:38:48 No.856019717 Ask a schizophrenic anything. lain 104 KB JPG 31 Replies / 11 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)23:15:24 No.856022214 >>856019809 # Kill yourself you fat w----

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Indian men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Indian men make me uncomfortab(...) 02/18/19(Mon)21:22:37 No.51053789 >be me >be sort of attractive >enough for Indian guys to message asking for bob pics >a couple do and I check out this one dudes profile who lives in the same city as I do 5 KB JPG >it's a pretty big city idfc >move on >also be depressed for no reason >actually zero reason >go see therapist to ty and function like a normal person >she's okay, $30 a week >sort of worth it >wants me on meds so she doesn't have to see me anymore >whatever, have to see psychiatrist to get f------ lexapro >go to appointment >psychiatrist is Indian dude, maybe 25 >mfw I realize he was the dude who messaged me to see my bobs F------ Indian men make me uncomfortable 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous Indian men make me uncomfortab(...) 02/18/19(Mon)21:22:37 No.51053789 >be me >be sort of attractive >enough for Indian guys to message asking for bob pics >a couple do and I check out this one dudes profile who lives in the same city as I do 5 KB JPG >it's a pretty big city idfc >move on >also be depressed for no reason >actually zero reason >go see therapist to ty and function like a normal person >she's okay, $30 a week >sort of worth it >wants me on meds so she doesn't have to see me anymore >whatever, have to see psychiatrist to get f------ lexapro >go to appointment >psychiatrist is Indian dude, maybe 25 >mfw I realize he was the dude who messaged me to see my bobs F------ Indian men make me uncomfortable 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon doesn‘t believe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)21:41:27 No.84014701 Back in 2003 I used to think scorpions weren't real. Fast forward to about a week ago >be me walking outside for the first time in a year 40 KB JPG >see some kinda f------ alien c--- sucker thing on the ground >pick it up > it hits me with its tail thing >F-----.png >I throw that f----- like I was in the MLB I know now that scorpions are real & I don't like them
: Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)21:41:27 No.84014701 Back in 2003 I used to think scorpions weren't real. Fast forward to about a week ago >be me walking outside for the first time in a year 40 KB JPG >see some kinda f------ alien c--- sucker thing on the ground >pick it up > it hits me with its tail thing >F-----.png >I throw that f----- like I was in the MLB I know now that scorpions are real & I don't like them

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Anon hates Reddit | /r/Greentext

Losers >be me >4ever alone anon >have depression >spend hours every day on 4chan >have no depression >spending hours on reddit, pretending to be a normie >giving relationship/sex advice >talk about my imaginary wife >realize i dont belong, they see through my lies >come back to 4chan >sb on r9k tells be to kill myself >feels good to be home I like u losers, u make me feel like im not the biggest loser ever.
Losers >be me >4ever alone anon >have depression >spend hours every day on 4chan >have no depression >spending hours on reddit, pretending to be a normie >giving relationship/sex advice >talk about my imaginary wife >realize i dont belong, they see through my lies >come back to 4chan >sb on r9k tells be to kill myself >feels good to be home I like u losers, u make me feel like im not the biggest loser ever.

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Anon is in gym class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/21 (Fri)19:15:59 No.845507560 >in P.E class >run into wall >scrape d--- >start to cry >cute mommy coach walks over >whats wrong anon? You got a boo boo?' 57 KB JPG >pulls down my pants and kisses the head of my fractured weewee >'better?" >i nod >mfw i try to go back for seconds but get stuck behind line of male students claiming to have d--- injuries You f------! This was my idea!!
Anonymous 01/22/21 (Fri)19:15:59 No.845507560 >in P.E class >run into wall >scrape d--- >start to cry >cute mommy coach walks over >whats wrong anon? You got a boo boo?' 57 KB JPG >pulls down my pants and kisses the head of my fractured weewee >'better?" >i nod >mfw i try to go back for seconds but get stuck behind line of male students claiming to have d--- injuries You f------! This was my idea!!

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anon has a good day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)07:50:42 No.61877742 good day >be me yesterday >chill day at work >good workout after work >decide f--- it msg my crush >dont get ghosted despite thousands of IG followers 39 KB GIF >chat for a bit >she asks for a pic (dont rly have any online) >ohnonotagain.wav >muster courage to take and send one after shower >still doesn't ghost me, says im cute >wut.gif >chat some more w her >go to bed happy Were gonna make it bros.
: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)07:50:42 No.61877742 good day >be me yesterday >chill day at work >good workout after work >decide f--- it msg my crush >dont get ghosted despite thousands of IG followers 39 KB GIF >chat for a bit >she asks for a pic (dont rly have any online) >ohnonotagain.wav >muster courage to take and send one after shower >still doesn't ghost me, says im cute >wut.gif >chat some more w her >go to bed happy Were gonna make it bros.

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Anon is new to Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)11:43:19 No.795342086 > be me > first day as Redditfag > heard they're all smart > thought that I can learn something new from the comments > look at the top comment > 1.4k upvotes 23 KB JPG >it said "nice" >ldon'tgetit.jpeg >look at the second most upvoted comment > it said "nice" >look at the most downvoted comment >it said “nice" >mfw
: Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)11:43:19 No.795342086 > be me > first day as Redditfag > heard they're all smart > thought that I can learn something new from the comments > look at the top comment > 1.4k upvotes 23 KB JPG >it said "nice" >ldon'tgetit.jpeg >look at the second most upvoted comment > it said "nice" >look at the most downvoted comment >it said “nice" >mfw

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Anon’s sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)16:02:23 No.63978240 >lesbian older sister used to have sex with me >I basically laid there while she fingered me or ate me out but it was insane >lower half would have a mind of 30 KB JPG its own and just contract and pulsate the whole time >desperately want to return to that >miss her holding me every day >doesn't want to do it and says that her doing that to me was wrong >says I need to figure myself out >last night tried to convince me that I wasn't ever into girls and that she just hurt me Why can't she just do it
: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)16:02:23 No.63978240 >lesbian older sister used to have sex with me >I basically laid there while she fingered me or ate me out but it was insane >lower half would have a mind of 30 KB JPG its own and just contract and pulsate the whole time >desperately want to return to that >miss her holding me every day >doesn't want to do it and says that her doing that to me was wrong >says I need to figure myself out >last night tried to convince me that I wasn't ever into girls and that she just hurt me Why can't she just do it

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 787170054 36 min. ago •.. >be me 15 >Parents don't give a f--- about me, I have nothing to do, soI spend most of my time bumming around with other loser friends >One day at skate park, piss off some older dudes, my friends bail on me and I get jumped >They take my wallet and snap my board >l'm walking home head hung low, ripped shirt broken board 83.3 kB JPG >Friends qt older sister is driving by and sees me >Pulls over >"OMG anon what happened" Tell her, she invited me over to get cleaned up >We get there, she whipes blood off my face, starts telling me how mad she is that those assholes did what they did to me >Starts to massage me >Boner activated >Hey anon why dont you take a shower and clean up your scrapes >l agree, she brings me to the bathroom, starts undressing me, her hand brushes on my boner >Giggles, "ooh anon, a little excited are we?" >Tells me to get in the shower, tells me she'll be right back >lm washing off, see the door start to crack open >See eye peering in at me >Feeling bold, "why dont you come join me you little slut" >Voice booms "don't mind if I do!" >Her dad runs in and f---- the s--- out of my ass and then leaves me broken on the shower floor
Anonymous | 787170054 36 min. ago •.. >be me 15 >Parents don't give a f--- about me, I have nothing to do, soI spend most of my time bumming around with other loser friends >One day at skate park, piss off some older dudes, my friends bail on me and I get jumped >They take my wallet and snap my board >l'm walking home head hung low, ripped shirt broken board 83.3 kB JPG >Friends qt older sister is driving by and sees me >Pulls over >"OMG anon what happened" Tell her, she invited me over to get cleaned up >We get there, she whipes blood off my face, starts telling me how mad she is that those assholes did what they did to me >Starts to massage me >Boner activated >Hey anon why dont you take a shower and clean up your scrapes >l agree, she brings me to the bathroom, starts undressing me, her hand brushes on my boner >Giggles, "ooh anon, a little excited are we?" >Tells me to get in the shower, tells me she'll be right back >lm washing off, see the door start to crack open >See eye peering in at me >Feeling bold, "why dont you come join me you little slut" >Voice booms "don't mind if I do!" >Her dad runs in and f---- the s--- out of my ass and then leaves me broken on the shower floor

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Anon takes an IQ test. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:21:51 No.41384927 >just founded out my iq is 70 8 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:27:31 No.41385046 >>41384927 (OP)# Online IQ test, or actual test? >>41385125 # : Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:31:21 No.41385125 >>41385046 # real iq test by a psychlilatrist 511 KB GIF >>41385192 #
: Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:21:51 No.41384927 >just founded out my iq is 70 8 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:27:31 No.41385046 >>41384927 (OP)# Online IQ test, or actual test? >>41385125 # : Anonymous 11/26/17(Sun)18:31:21 No.41385125 >>41385046 # real iq test by a psychlilatrist 511 KB GIF >>41385192 #

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Anon Browses 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What the f--- 4chan 11/03/20(Tue)14:38:40 No.60750539 >be me >traditionally look at r/greentexts every night >decide to browse 4chan one day >only find rabbit p--- >f------ hate it here 16 KB JPG
: Anonymous What the f--- 4chan 11/03/20(Tue)14:38:40 No.60750539 >be me >traditionally look at r/greentexts every night >decide to browse 4chan one day >only find rabbit p--- >f------ hate it here 16 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't floss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)00:35:13 No.28767795 >Never flossed growing up >Would literally just brush my teeth for 2 minutes once every morning and that was it, no floss or anything else >2 years ago >Started seeing and hearing s---, shadow people, voices telling me to do things, etc >Thought about seeing a doctor but couldn't afford it, You have Problems 43 KB JPG decided I was just stressed from school and stuff >Woke up one day with a major headache and pure rage enveloping every part of my body >Parents would ask if I was okay, didn't talk to them because I was convinced they were the ones causing my problems >Parents tried to talk to me one day a week later demanding to know why I was so upset now and said I need to see a doctor >Walk to the kitchen and grab a knife, started swinging it around trying to kill my family >Dad managed to subdue me and put me in a headlock until I passed out >Woke up a few seconds later, parents nowhere to be seen. Started going ballistic and was banging on the doors and stuff >Parents called 911, police and ambulance showed up >Was taken to the hospital and sedated, remember waking up in the hospital a day later with cotton in my mouth >Doctor tells me I had an undiagnosed tooth infection that had started to spread to my brain and was causing my episodes, but they managed to remove it and clean it up >Never had any more schizo moments after that >Ended up getting the other 3 teeth removed a while later >Make sure to floss and brush twice a day now Are you brushing your teeth, anons? That could be why you're seeing things no one else is.
: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)00:35:13 No.28767795 >Never flossed growing up >Would literally just brush my teeth for 2 minutes once every morning and that was it, no floss or anything else >2 years ago >Started seeing and hearing s---, shadow people, voices telling me to do things, etc >Thought about seeing a doctor but couldn't afford it, You have Problems 43 KB JPG decided I was just stressed from school and stuff >Woke up one day with a major headache and pure rage enveloping every part of my body >Parents would ask if I was okay, didn't talk to them because I was convinced they were the ones causing my problems >Parents tried to talk to me one day a week later demanding to know why I was so upset now and said I need to see a doctor >Walk to the kitchen and grab a knife, started swinging it around trying to kill my family >Dad managed to subdue me and put me in a headlock until I passed out >Woke up a few seconds later, parents nowhere to be seen. Started going ballistic and was banging on the doors and stuff >Parents called 911, police and ambulance showed up >Was taken to the hospital and sedated, remember waking up in the hospital a day later with cotton in my mouth >Doctor tells me I had an undiagnosed tooth infection that had started to spread to my brain and was causing my episodes, but they managed to remove it and clean it up >Never had any more schizo moments after that >Ended up getting the other 3 teeth removed a while later >Make sure to floss and brush twice a day now Are you brushing your teeth, anons? That could be why you're seeing things no one else is.

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