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Anon is a Baller. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)18:47:20 No.67108862 >Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as f--- >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying 00 KON 487 KB JPG strippers for private lap dances >It's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good. OOr OOK OOL
: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)18:47:20 No.67108862 >Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as f--- >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying 00 KON 487 KB JPG strippers for private lap dances >It's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good. OOr OOK OOL

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Anon loses all hope in humanity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/18(Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"
: Anonymous 10/03/18(Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

Funny story >had gf at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG >having dream about fighting. Throwing hooks but it's like I've got the brakes on >apparently making agitated noises and saying "eat s---" in my sleep >gf decides to wake me up thinking I'm having a nightmare >she snaps me out of my dream right as I'm throwing a punch >unload a full force left hook right into her stomach >she rolls of the bed winded >I snap up still confused >scream "eat s--- bob Ross" at the top of my lungs >hear my gf sucking wind and laughing her ass off at the same time
Funny story >had gf at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG >having dream about fighting. Throwing hooks but it's like I've got the brakes on >apparently making agitated noises and saying "eat s---" in my sleep >gf decides to wake me up thinking I'm having a nightmare >she snaps me out of my dream right as I'm throwing a punch >unload a full force left hook right into her stomach >she rolls of the bed winded >I snap up still confused >scream "eat s--- bob Ross" at the top of my lungs >hear my gf sucking wind and laughing her ass off at the same time

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Anon meets a femboy. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)06:42:42 No.67435385 >Meet Polish femboy >Smooth lily-white skin >Gruff voice >He's clean no STDS >Feminine looking >Submissive and breedable >Meet up after skyping >About to f--- at my place >Start licking his tummy as he blushes and giggles 270 KB JPG >He pulls down his skirt >He has a functioning vagina >Small perky breasts >Turns out "he" is a biological female >She gets nervous and squirts in my face when I wanted to suck c--- >Get off my knees and push her out of the apartment >Get really angry >Punch a hole in wall You foid won't even let me be gay. Just f--- off you c----.
Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)06:42:42 No.67435385 >Meet Polish femboy >Smooth lily-white skin >Gruff voice >He's clean no STDS >Feminine looking >Submissive and breedable >Meet up after skyping >About to f--- at my place >Start licking his tummy as he blushes and giggles 270 KB JPG >He pulls down his skirt >He has a functioning vagina >Small perky breasts >Turns out "he" is a biological female >She gets nervous and squirts in my face when I wanted to suck c--- >Get off my knees and push her out of the apartment >Get really angry >Punch a hole in wall You foid won't even let me be gay. Just f--- off you c----.

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Anon is great comedian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 #
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 #

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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)05:57:28 No.67432387 ITT: Times you won. I'll start. >5th grade, lunch time >my school doesn't really 'do' bullying >it's not like they have a strict zero- tolerance policy or anything, it's just that students are naturally pretty chill >new kid approaches, he's only been 87 KB JPG coming here for like two weeks >to this day, l'm not really sure what his problem was >maybe he came from a school where there was a clear pecking order or something >immediately starts picking on me, out of the blue >calling me ugly and poor and whatever else >making as much of a spectacle as possible, gathering onlookers >never been in this situation before, not even really hurt, just kind of confused and trying not to engage >other students aren't egging him on or trying to stop him, just, looking >keep eating and ignoring him until eventually he says, "Your dad's in jail." >I respond with, "Yeah, well, your dad's in a coffin, so." >silence
: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)05:57:28 No.67432387 ITT: Times you won. I'll start. >5th grade, lunch time >my school doesn't really 'do' bullying >it's not like they have a strict zero- tolerance policy or anything, it's just that students are naturally pretty chill >new kid approaches, he's only been 87 KB JPG coming here for like two weeks >to this day, l'm not really sure what his problem was >maybe he came from a school where there was a clear pecking order or something >immediately starts picking on me, out of the blue >calling me ugly and poor and whatever else >making as much of a spectacle as possible, gathering onlookers >never been in this situation before, not even really hurt, just kind of confused and trying not to engage >other students aren't egging him on or trying to stop him, just, looking >keep eating and ignoring him until eventually he says, "Your dad's in jail." >I respond with, "Yeah, well, your dad's in a coffin, so." >silence

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Anon steals water | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)18:34:30 No.67427438 >In college >Refilling water in the cafetaria >Machine is kinda hidden, didn't even know it existed for over a year >Pretty cute girl sitting at a table alone right next to me >Suddenly goes "whoa you can refill 36 KB PNG water for free here? sick!" >Look around because I think she's talking to someone else >Realize she's talking to me >Just awkwardly nod without even looking at her and go away I f------ hate how autistic I am, it's f------ unreal
: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)18:34:30 No.67427438 >In college >Refilling water in the cafetaria >Machine is kinda hidden, didn't even know it existed for over a year >Pretty cute girl sitting at a table alone right next to me >Suddenly goes "whoa you can refill 36 KB PNG water for free here? sick!" >Look around because I think she's talking to someone else >Realize she's talking to me >Just awkwardly nod without even looking at her and go away I f------ hate how autistic I am, it's f------ unreal

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Intresting | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KIB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry l'm late McFlurry" >room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KIB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry l'm late McFlurry" >room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax

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Anon plays scrabble | /r/Greentext

No.4913168612 minutes ago 1495760245773.jpg JPG 5.4 KIB 200x200 >Be me >6/10 grill gets interested in me >Go back to her place >Chatting and having a good time >"Hey Anon, wanna play scrabble?" >l say sure >We start playing >She plays the word "Rap" >I look at my letters >There's only one thing I can play >l add in an E >"Rap" becomes "R---" >She pauses for a second >"Anon I'm really not comfortable with that, please take it back." >I refuse to take it back, it gives me a triple word score >She goes quiet the rest of the game >l win 340 to 180 >She asks me to leave >She never speaks to me again >I rage at her for ghosting me and call her a thot >Still think about it to this day How did I do?
No.4913168612 minutes ago 1495760245773.jpg JPG 5.4 KIB 200x200 >Be me >6/10 grill gets interested in me >Go back to her place >Chatting and having a good time >"Hey Anon, wanna play scrabble?" >l say sure >We start playing >She plays the word "Rap" >I look at my letters >There's only one thing I can play >l add in an E >"Rap" becomes "R---" >She pauses for a second >"Anon I'm really not comfortable with that, please take it back." >I refuse to take it back, it gives me a triple word score >She goes quiet the rest of the game >l win 340 to 180 >She asks me to leave >She never speaks to me again >I rage at her for ghosting me and call her a thot >Still think about it to this day How did I do?

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Anon is a fucking retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw 59 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw 59 KB PNG

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Anon likes Trump | /r/Greentext

15965029 1823782704528885_2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait >One day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved >Sudden Idea >Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank >Actually does it >Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case >Pay for damages >Throw in some b------- about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" works She loses her f------ s--- at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and f------ >Actually how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg >Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay" >She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So. guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related
15965029 1823782704528885_2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait >One day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved >Sudden Idea >Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank >Actually does it >Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case >Pay for damages >Throw in some b------- about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" works She loses her f------ s--- at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and f------ >Actually how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg >Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay" >She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So. guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related

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Anon commits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)10:05:18 No.872717870 >be me >high school >notice I haven't said a word in the first week >idea.docx >what if I pledge a vow of silence for the whole semester 21 KB JPG >actually commit >ffw a year >selective mutism >crippling social anxiety >art teacher thought I had autism
: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)10:05:18 No.872717870 >be me >high school >notice I haven't said a word in the first week >idea.docx >what if I pledge a vow of silence for the whole semester 21 KB JPG >actually commit >ffw a year >selective mutism >crippling social anxiety >art teacher thought I had autism

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Anon gets cat fished | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)10:02:38 No.48530684 >got too horny and gay and sent added a guy on WhatsApp >sent that queer a picture of my a------ >realize he can see my actual phone number >reverse search his photos and find out he's a fraud 8 KB JPG >call him out on his cat fishing >he threatens to send my pics to my family >tell him I don't give a d--- >he goes ahead and sends the pics >mom hits me up and tells me I have nice balls
: Anonymous 10/06/18(Sat)10:02:38 No.48530684 >got too horny and gay and sent added a guy on WhatsApp >sent that queer a picture of my a------ >realize he can see my actual phone number >reverse search his photos and find out he's a fraud 8 KB JPG >call him out on his cat fishing >he threatens to send my pics to my family >tell him I don't give a d--- >he goes ahead and sends the pics >mom hits me up and tells me I have nice balls

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Mummy loves anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)05:43:15 No.48999462 >be me >pathetically small man >like, 5feet and under 100lbs >at mummy's house >she got a shelf from IKEA >l bulid it for her >"thanks anon, it's great to have 1.19 MB GIF such a big strong man in the house" >feel big and strong and manly >feelsgood I love my mummy
: Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)05:43:15 No.48999462 >be me >pathetically small man >like, 5feet and under 100lbs >at mummy's house >she got a shelf from IKEA >l bulid it for her >"thanks anon, it's great to have 1.19 MB GIF such a big strong man in the house" >feel big and strong and manly >feelsgood I love my mummy

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Anon hatches a plan | /r/Greentext

got evicted and moving out Wednesday. And I have to say. Destroying my landlords property feels amazing. Grease down drains, I'm letting a gnat infection grow that I've been cultivating with rotten trash I'm going to leave behind. Water damage to carpets, holes punched in walls with orange juice poured inside to further insect infestation. When I leave l'm going to leave my patio door and windows open for ever more insects to 30 KB JPG move in and ruin the place. All things they can't prove are intentional. l've lived here 3 years and seen their restoration process. Whenever someone moves out it's at least a MONTH before they hire a contractor to redo the carpets paint etc to prep an apartment for a new tenant. So that's a month+ before they discover the infestation and by then the carpets will be nice and moldy too. Enjoy the repair f------ Also inb4 all the goldberg apologists NOOOO U CANT DO THAT THATS GOLDBERG PROPERTY HES GONNA SUE ENJOY JAIL etc etc Kill yourselves lol. Falling for penal system propaganda. I won't spend a day in jail for some petty s--- like this. Enjoy the repairs!
got evicted and moving out Wednesday. And I have to say. Destroying my landlords property feels amazing. Grease down drains, I'm letting a gnat infection grow that I've been cultivating with rotten trash I'm going to leave behind. Water damage to carpets, holes punched in walls with orange juice poured inside to further insect infestation. When I leave l'm going to leave my patio door and windows open for ever more insects to 30 KB JPG move in and ruin the place. All things they can't prove are intentional. l've lived here 3 years and seen their restoration process. Whenever someone moves out it's at least a MONTH before they hire a contractor to redo the carpets paint etc to prep an apartment for a new tenant. So that's a month+ before they discover the infestation and by then the carpets will be nice and moldy too. Enjoy the repair f------ Also inb4 all the goldberg apologists NOOOO U CANT DO THAT THATS GOLDBERG PROPERTY HES GONNA SUE ENJOY JAIL etc etc Kill yourselves lol. Falling for penal system propaganda. I won't spend a day in jail for some petty s--- like this. Enjoy the repairs!

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)08:26:52 No.784006089 > be me > 18 > totally convinced i've been straight my entire life > thought being gay was a stupid fad 199 KB PNG > start work at new job > everyone warns me to watch out for faggy kid >ohshit.jpg > he walks over towards me > literally first thing he asks if im gay >i get incredibly defensive and red faced defending myself for a minute straight on why im not gay, with gay hand gestures and everything > "anon, you are gay. if not, at the very least, bisexual" > he said "just kidding!" and winked at me > this guy is a solid f------ 10/10 twink who gave me a rock hard boner and i find him attractive > im gay >f---
: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)08:26:52 No.784006089 > be me > 18 > totally convinced i've been straight my entire life > thought being gay was a stupid fad 199 KB PNG > start work at new job > everyone warns me to watch out for faggy kid >ohshit.jpg > he walks over towards me > literally first thing he asks if im gay >i get incredibly defensive and red faced defending myself for a minute straight on why im not gay, with gay hand gestures and everything > "anon, you are gay. if not, at the very least, bisexual" > he said "just kidding!" and winked at me > this guy is a solid f------ 10/10 twink who gave me a rock hard boner and i find him attractive > im gay >f---

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Anon is afraid of fake rabbits. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional 13 KB GIF >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what l've seen, it's working.
: Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional 13 KB GIF >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what l've seen, it's working.

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Anon is gay and this is probably real | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Best friend and his girlfriend drunkenly invite me to have threesome >F--- it why not >She's cute 6/10 >I would be lying if I said I never fapped while thinking about her >She starts things off by giving me bj >Good skills I >Start f------ her >Best friend just watches and faps >She tells him how to fap >Gets really vocal with him >Degrades him >She definitely the Dom in their relationship >I start f------ her doggy >She calls him over and gives him bj >C--- all over her face >She makes him lick it off >Eww but I ain't gonna kink shame >She gets on top and reverse cowgirl >Commands him to eat her out as I f--- >Can feel his tongue on my c--- >Kinda gay but I'm close to c------ >Warn them I'm gonna blow >She keeps grinding and tells me to c-- in her >Fill her up >Best friend then jumps in to suck my c-- out of her Wtfemoji.jpeg >He swallowed my c-- >She sucks him off again >Covers her t--- in c-- and again eats it off >W-- dude three loads! >She gives me another b------ >l'm to tired so sit back and relax >Best friend comes over and joins her >They both suck my c--- >Wtfdude! >To drained to protest >Not gonna lie it felt good having two mouths on my c--- >Close me eyes and enjoy it >Best friend takes over >She again degrades him >F------ hot hearing her in charge >C-- buckets in his mouth Nohomo.pdf >He eats his forth load of the night MFW my best friend is a f-- and sucks better d--- than his girlfriend
>Be me >Best friend and his girlfriend drunkenly invite me to have threesome >F--- it why not >She's cute 6/10 >I would be lying if I said I never fapped while thinking about her >She starts things off by giving me bj >Good skills I >Start f------ her >Best friend just watches and faps >She tells him how to fap >Gets really vocal with him >Degrades him >She definitely the Dom in their relationship >I start f------ her doggy >She calls him over and gives him bj >C--- all over her face >She makes him lick it off >Eww but I ain't gonna kink shame >She gets on top and reverse cowgirl >Commands him to eat her out as I f--- >Can feel his tongue on my c--- >Kinda gay but I'm close to c------ >Warn them I'm gonna blow >She keeps grinding and tells me to c-- in her >Fill her up >Best friend then jumps in to suck my c-- out of her Wtfemoji.jpeg >He swallowed my c-- >She sucks him off again >Covers her t--- in c-- and again eats it off >W-- dude three loads! >She gives me another b------ >l'm to tired so sit back and relax >Best friend comes over and joins her >They both suck my c--- >Wtfdude! >To drained to protest >Not gonna lie it felt good having two mouths on my c--- >Close me eyes and enjoy it >Best friend takes over >She again degrades him >F------ hot hearing her in charge >C-- buckets in his mouth Nohomo.pdf >He eats his forth load of the night MFW my best friend is a f-- and sucks better d--- than his girlfriend

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: Anonymous (ID: Hry6/t80 01/23/22(Sun)04:47:30 No.45788859 >>45788488 # >>45788606 # >>45788752 # You are what 'they' refer to as the 'useful idiots'. Cryptocurrency is the biggest psyop in human history. They knew that people would eventually fear inflation and abandon fiat money, so they created an 'alternative' that would help absorb the capital flight, but do nothing to harm the system. That something is crypto. Remember their moto - you'll own NOTHING and you will be happy. Every immaterial fiat dollar you exchange for immaterial crypto is wasted ammunition you could have used to fight the banking cartel. They dont want you to own Gold, Silver, Oil, Farmland etc... they want you to own nothing (crypto, NFT's) and live in the metaverse. You are literally further engulfing yourself in the matrix. Unplug yourself and become a commodities chad. >>45789164 # >>45789295 # >>45789476 # >>45789917 # >>45790045 # >>45790336 # >>45790975 # >>45791155 # >>45791661 #
: Anonymous (ID: Hry6/t80 01/23/22(Sun)04:47:30 No.45788859 >>45788488 # >>45788606 # >>45788752 # You are what 'they' refer to as the 'useful idiots'. Cryptocurrency is the biggest psyop in human history. They knew that people would eventually fear inflation and abandon fiat money, so they created an 'alternative' that would help absorb the capital flight, but do nothing to harm the system. That something is crypto. Remember their moto - you'll own NOTHING and you will be happy. Every immaterial fiat dollar you exchange for immaterial crypto is wasted ammunition you could have used to fight the banking cartel. They dont want you to own Gold, Silver, Oil, Farmland etc... they want you to own nothing (crypto, NFT's) and live in the metaverse. You are literally further engulfing yourself in the matrix. Unplug yourself and become a commodities chad. >>45789164 # >>45789295 # >>45789476 # >>45789917 # >>45790045 # >>45790336 # >>45790975 # >>45791155 # >>45791661 #

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: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)19:50:05 No.67429523 >be grandma >born before WWI Nova moda: 'After sex selfie' Selfie pos-sexD >lost her parents in a boating accident, at age 7 >went to live with her a------ uncle and his wife 33 KB JPG >grandma's uncle caught grandma and her "boyfriend" holding hands in the town's square >uncle decided to kick her out of his house because of it, when she was 17 >fast forward a few years >grandma gets married >has four kids >her husband (my grandpa) dies in a car accident, when the youngest kid isn't even 2 years old yet >she ends up raising the children alone, struggling financially >fast forward a couple of decades >diagnosed with cancer >after two years of treatment, she gets better >despite everything that she's gone through, she's the sweetest person that l've ever met What's your excuse to be a jaded, intolerant, cynical, a------, anon?
: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)19:50:05 No.67429523 >be grandma >born before WWI Nova moda: 'After sex selfie' Selfie pos-sexD >lost her parents in a boating accident, at age 7 >went to live with her a------ uncle and his wife 33 KB JPG >grandma's uncle caught grandma and her "boyfriend" holding hands in the town's square >uncle decided to kick her out of his house because of it, when she was 17 >fast forward a few years >grandma gets married >has four kids >her husband (my grandpa) dies in a car accident, when the youngest kid isn't even 2 years old yet >she ends up raising the children alone, struggling financially >fast forward a couple of decades >diagnosed with cancer >after two years of treatment, she gets better >despite everything that she's gone through, she's the sweetest person that l've ever met What's your excuse to be a jaded, intolerant, cynical, a------, anon?

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