Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I discovered aliens anons 04/26/21(Mon)17:06:41 No.63394591 >be me >learn about rule 34 >if it exists there is p--- of it >look up alien p--- >theres p--- of aliens >mfw i just proved aliens 39 KB JPG exist
: Anonymous I discovered aliens anons 04/26/21(Mon)17:06:41 No.63394591 >be me >learn about rule 34 >if it exists there is p--- of it >look up alien p--- >theres p--- of aliens >mfw i just proved aliens 39 KB JPG exist

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism happy terrestrial plant font

Anon goes to Thailand | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 1 04/03/22(Sun)13:21:02 No.162395184 ► >"Watch out for ladyboys in Thailand haha" >"Don't worry, I know where to find them"
O Anonymous 1 04/03/22(Sun)13:21:02 No.162395184 ► >"Watch out for ladyboys in Thailand haha" >"Don't worry, I know where to find them"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext forehead hair head chin shirt arm shoulder eye neck jaw flash photography beard sleeve gesture t-shirt

Anon posts on reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hace 34 minutos 774720631 : >be me >instagram normie >think all memes come from reddit >sign up for reddit, just passed 1 year >find out memes come from 4chan >be me Is there a place beyond 4chan? 1 REPLY Anonymous Hace 34 minutos 774720676 >>774720631 (OP) 9gag 1 REPLY Anonymous Hace 33 minutos 774720703 >>774720676 and past that is ifunny
Anonymous Hace 34 minutos 774720631 : >be me >instagram normie >think all memes come from reddit >sign up for reddit, just passed 1 year >find out memes come from 4chan >be me Is there a place beyond 4chan? 1 REPLY Anonymous Hace 34 minutos 774720676 >>774720631 (OP) 9gag 1 REPLY Anonymous Hace 33 minutos 774720703 >>774720676 and past that is ifunny

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

anon went to the gunrange | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)23:10:09 No.52759179 >>52758997 (OP) # >go to gun range >saw staff denying guy in fursuit entry due to mental health concerns Made my day >>52764832 #
: Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)23:10:09 No.52759179 >>52758997 (OP) # >go to gun range >saw staff denying guy in fursuit entry due to mental health concerns Made my day >>52764832 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anon regrets | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:45:07 No.68043020 UL Bros... I f----- up... >Be NEET >Have bathroom connected to my room so don't have to piss in bottles >Bathroom has window that| leave open all day so the room airs out 40 KB JPG >Window is covered by net so bugs can't come in >But slugs still can because they compress themselves or some s--- >Just so happens that lots of slugs hang out outside the window for some reason >Always try to get rid of them peacefully, always liked slugs so l can't bring myself to kill them >See same slug come in every day >ldentifiable by size, bigger than all the others >Decide to call him slugbro and let him roam my bathroom, he always leaves on his own when it's bored of it >Even start leaving him bits of cabbage leaves from time to time >Sometimes let him come onto my finger and watch as he crawls around >Slugbro is my friend >Whenever I go to the bathroom in the morning, I see slugbro hanging out by the window waiting to be let in >Fast forward to 10 minutes ago >Need to s--- real bad >Go into the bathroom in a hurry >Sit down on the toilet and drop the most massive log that ever inhabited my bowels >Feel like my intestines are abandoning my body and like my anus is gonna prolapse at any moment >Eventually calm down after a while of exploding into my toilet >Feel something slimy in my leg >Get up from toilet >Slugbro is squelched on the seat >l killed my only friend Always thought he'd be killed by a bird someday, but instead this happened. He didn't deserve it... 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:47:35 No.68043043 Rip slugbro
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:45:07 No.68043020 UL Bros... I f----- up... >Be NEET >Have bathroom connected to my room so don't have to piss in bottles >Bathroom has window that| leave open all day so the room airs out 40 KB JPG >Window is covered by net so bugs can't come in >But slugs still can because they compress themselves or some s--- >Just so happens that lots of slugs hang out outside the window for some reason >Always try to get rid of them peacefully, always liked slugs so l can't bring myself to kill them >See same slug come in every day >ldentifiable by size, bigger than all the others >Decide to call him slugbro and let him roam my bathroom, he always leaves on his own when it's bored of it >Even start leaving him bits of cabbage leaves from time to time >Sometimes let him come onto my finger and watch as he crawls around >Slugbro is my friend >Whenever I go to the bathroom in the morning, I see slugbro hanging out by the window waiting to be let in >Fast forward to 10 minutes ago >Need to s--- real bad >Go into the bathroom in a hurry >Sit down on the toilet and drop the most massive log that ever inhabited my bowels >Feel like my intestines are abandoning my body and like my anus is gonna prolapse at any moment >Eventually calm down after a while of exploding into my toilet >Feel something slimy in my leg >Get up from toilet >Slugbro is squelched on the seat >l killed my only friend Always thought he'd be killed by a bird someday, but instead this happened. He didn't deserve it... 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:47:35 No.68043043 Rip slugbro

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Happy Ramadan | /r/Greentext

>be muslim >fast for ramadan >walk over to kitchen >trip and fall over >shawarma lands in my mouth (extra tahini) >apple slice lands in mouth >3L of water land in mouth >confess to imam later 34.9 kB JPG >he calls me a liar and kicks me out
>be muslim >fast for ramadan >walk over to kitchen >trip and fall over >shawarma lands in my mouth (extra tahini) >apple slice lands in mouth >3L of water land in mouth >confess to imam later 34.9 kB JPG >he calls me a liar and kicks me out

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext sleeve

Real gamer hours | /r/Greentext

vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >185678521 >>185677546 >ffw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: 2>185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM
vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >185678521 >>185677546 >ffw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: 2>185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext cartoon sharing organ font line

Anon uses arch btw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:04:14 No.63329932 >and heres our sons room, you can see hes different from the others 196 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:05:33 No.63329945 : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:14:57 No.63330006 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)05:27:57 No.63330507 : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)05:52:39 No.63330666 >>63329932 (OP) # >Oh, good morning, dear sir or madam. Do you have a moment to talk about open source software? 40 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:04:14 No.63329932 >and heres our sons room, you can see hes different from the others 196 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:05:33 No.63329945 : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:14:57 No.63330006 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)05:27:57 No.63330507 : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)05:52:39 No.63330666 >>63329932 (OP) # >Oh, good morning, dear sir or madam. Do you have a moment to talk about open source software? 40 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: RA196VWZ ) E13 04/02/22(Sat)20:39:09 No.370828086 >25 years old >Never worked in my life >Get a job at a warehouse >Get treated like a prisoner, literally have to walk through a barbed wire fence to get into the building >Then I have to take my shoes off 91 KB JPG and go through a metal detector >Once I'm actually inside I'm watched 24/7 by cameras and supervisors, not allowed to listen to music in one ear or do anything that isn't 100% concentrating on my job >Wouldn't even mind this except for the fact 40% of the workforce is redundant and never has anything to do, but you get bitched at for just standing about >Every day hundreds of people show up and pretend to be busy and drag 90 minutes of work out into an 8 hour shift >Quit after 3 days I don't understand why any human being would tolerate such a life. I'm not a suicidal or emotional person, but standing there at 5am in my hi-vis vest and uncomfortable steel toe cap boots my life literally flashed before my eyes and I saw myself wasting the next 40 years of my life doing literally nothing. And I just walked out. I didn't say anything to anyone, I just walked the f--- out and that first step outside was like l'd been born again. I swore I'd do ANYTHING to never go back in there. I'd live in the woods if I had to, subsisting off squirells. That life is no life for a white man.
: Anonymous (ID: RA196VWZ ) E13 04/02/22(Sat)20:39:09 No.370828086 >25 years old >Never worked in my life >Get a job at a warehouse >Get treated like a prisoner, literally have to walk through a barbed wire fence to get into the building >Then I have to take my shoes off 91 KB JPG and go through a metal detector >Once I'm actually inside I'm watched 24/7 by cameras and supervisors, not allowed to listen to music in one ear or do anything that isn't 100% concentrating on my job >Wouldn't even mind this except for the fact 40% of the workforce is redundant and never has anything to do, but you get bitched at for just standing about >Every day hundreds of people show up and pretend to be busy and drag 90 minutes of work out into an 8 hour shift >Quit after 3 days I don't understand why any human being would tolerate such a life. I'm not a suicidal or emotional person, but standing there at 5am in my hi-vis vest and uncomfortable steel toe cap boots my life literally flashed before my eyes and I saw myself wasting the next 40 years of my life doing literally nothing. And I just walked out. I didn't say anything to anyone, I just walked the f--- out and that first step outside was like l'd been born again. I swore I'd do ANYTHING to never go back in there. I'd live in the woods if I had to, subsisting off squirells. That life is no life for a white man.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

anon gets beat by his cable company | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/21(Thu)11:53:39 No.844224368 >be me >relaxing on couch >4 guys kick in front door with baseball bats >start to beat me 42 KB JPG >beating goes on for a few minutes >the biggest one spits on me and says 'pay your cable bill on time bitch!" >they leave >regain consciousness >crawl to phone to call cable company and file a complaint >lady tells me she will dispatch a customer care team to my location >mfw i see the same 4 guys coming up my driveway
: Anonymous 01/07/21(Thu)11:53:39 No.844224368 >be me >relaxing on couch >4 guys kick in front door with baseball bats >start to beat me 42 KB JPG >beating goes on for a few minutes >the biggest one spits on me and says 'pay your cable bill on time bitch!" >they leave >regain consciousness >crawl to phone to call cable company and file a complaint >lady tells me she will dispatch a customer care team to my location >mfw i see the same 4 guys coming up my driveway

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

anon meets a dedline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)08:35:08 No.864431168 It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals prime day II 7E7592EC-C9BA-44C9-B905-57280EE72761.jpg 145 KB JPG >be Amazon marketing employee >Board wants an inclusive advertisement >struggle to think of anything >Bezos will face f--- me if I miss a deadline again >f--- it >submit the worst photo possible >mfw they f------ approved it
: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)08:35:08 No.864431168 It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals prime day II 7E7592EC-C9BA-44C9-B905-57280EE72761.jpg 145 KB JPG >be Amazon marketing employee >Board wants an inclusive advertisement >struggle to think of anything >Bezos will face f--- me if I miss a deadline again >f--- it >submit the worst photo possible >mfw they f------ approved it

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext smile product font

Anon goes to karaoke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous first time at karoke 04/02/22(Sat)20:00:17 No.68041082 >be me at karoke, first time ever >see shorty qt >she's probably got a bf and l'll never talk to her >she talks to me >had a bad breakup, has a lil kid >we hang out three weeks in a row at the karoke bar, singing, laughing, telling life 74 KB JPG stories >never get her contact, want to play it slow and see where it goes >she stops coming to karoke >I sit there all week >she never comes >remember her friends name, look her up on FB, look up mutuals >she's posting memes and stuff, all sad >want to message her and say hey remember me, but that's too creepy I feel like >she starts sending happy memes tagging a guy >l already know >her and guy post "in a relationship" after a week or two >"known each other" for 22 years (they're both 23) >guy finally got the girl he's been after his whole life >he looks like me, glasses, nerdy, also has a kid >they post such nice stuff to each other constantly I hope you live happily ever after.
: Anonymous first time at karoke 04/02/22(Sat)20:00:17 No.68041082 >be me at karoke, first time ever >see shorty qt >she's probably got a bf and l'll never talk to her >she talks to me >had a bad breakup, has a lil kid >we hang out three weeks in a row at the karoke bar, singing, laughing, telling life 74 KB JPG stories >never get her contact, want to play it slow and see where it goes >she stops coming to karoke >I sit there all week >she never comes >remember her friends name, look her up on FB, look up mutuals >she's posting memes and stuff, all sad >want to message her and say hey remember me, but that's too creepy I feel like >she starts sending happy memes tagging a guy >l already know >her and guy post "in a relationship" after a week or two >"known each other" for 22 years (they're both 23) >guy finally got the girl he's been after his whole life >he looks like me, glasses, nerdy, also has a kid >they post such nice stuff to each other constantly I hope you live happily ever after.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon doesn’t get Wikipedia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:13:44 No.875582038 ( Back W List of ethnic slurs + Add article description The following is a list of ethnic slurs or ethnophaulisms or ethnic epithets that are, or have been, used as insinuations or allegations about members of a given ethnicity or racial group or to refer to them in a derogatory, pejorative, or otherwise insulting manner. 1741158E-3A80-4E8B-99CF-C9C56B94C99A.jpg 108 KB JPG >what the f--- does Wikipedia expect us to do with this information? : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:14:33 No.875582084 Do you think wikipedia has expectations? : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:14:44 No.875582092 add to it
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:13:44 No.875582038 ( Back W List of ethnic slurs + Add article description The following is a list of ethnic slurs or ethnophaulisms or ethnic epithets that are, or have been, used as insinuations or allegations about members of a given ethnicity or racial group or to refer to them in a derogatory, pejorative, or otherwise insulting manner. 1741158E-3A80-4E8B-99CF-C9C56B94C99A.jpg 108 KB JPG >what the f--- does Wikipedia expect us to do with this information? : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:14:33 No.875582084 Do you think wikipedia has expectations? : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:14:44 No.875582092 add to it

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:17:13 No.68041980 >one chance at life >born with the fat gene Why 172 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:24:01 No.68042054 >>68041980 (OP) # >Why Sorry OPese, some of us are destined to suffer : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:25:13 No.68042066 >>68041980 (OP) # What is holding you from going out right now and running 2h fatass
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:17:13 No.68041980 >one chance at life >born with the fat gene Why 172 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:24:01 No.68042054 >>68041980 (OP) # >Why Sorry OPese, some of us are destined to suffer : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)20:25:13 No.68042066 >>68041980 (OP) # What is holding you from going out right now and running 2h fatass

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Bread and circuses | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)01:19:20 No.68044137 >feeling depressed af >browse social media >see literal two digits IQ primates boasting about how theyre gonna become billionaires from an obscure ecoin 34 KB JPG >immediately feel better about myself
: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)01:19:20 No.68044137 >feeling depressed af >browse social media >see literal two digits IQ primates boasting about how theyre gonna become billionaires from an obscure ecoin 34 KB JPG >immediately feel better about myself

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism happy font terrestrial plant

anon went shopping for a monitor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)17:44:13 No.594272865 20220402 184240.jpg 2.01 MB JPG I just bought a $1200 ultra wide monitor. What the F--- is this s---? : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)17:45:00 No.594272945 should have bought an ultra wide game too >>594273780 # >>594274518 # >>594274716 # >>594275030 # >>594277783 # >>594278164 # >>594278293 # >>594278625 # >>594278736 # >>594280514 # >>594281504 # >>594282041 # >>594282075 # >>594284134 # >>594284886 # >>594285147 # >>594285496 # >>594285628 # >>594285852 # >>594285985 # >>594286393 # >>594289204 # >>594289714 # >>594289865 # >>594290075 # >>594290369 # >>594290465 #
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)17:44:13 No.594272865 20220402 184240.jpg 2.01 MB JPG I just bought a $1200 ultra wide monitor. What the F--- is this s---? : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)17:45:00 No.594272945 should have bought an ultra wide game too >>594273780 # >>594274518 # >>594274716 # >>594275030 # >>594277783 # >>594278164 # >>594278293 # >>594278625 # >>594278736 # >>594280514 # >>594281504 # >>594282041 # >>594282075 # >>594284134 # >>594284886 # >>594285147 # >>594285496 # >>594285628 # >>594285852 # >>594285985 # >>594286393 # >>594289204 # >>594289714 # >>594289865 # >>594290075 # >>594290369 # >>594290465 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font slope screenshot

So wholesome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)20:35:17 No.804061306 >be me >look at contacts >text the most recent person >"hey wanna play minecraft?" >he replies "i'm your drug dealer >feel.jpg 441 KB PNG >"that's the closest i've had to a friend" >he says "damn bro..." >embarrassment.jpg >he says he will come over and what to bring >i tell him to bring an xbox controller >silence >more silence >worry.jpg >he replies an hour later >"i'm at your door brought some doritos and dew, what gamemode we playing?" >wipe the tears off my face >ffw first friend
: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)20:35:17 No.804061306 >be me >look at contacts >text the most recent person >"hey wanna play minecraft?" >he replies "i'm your drug dealer >feel.jpg 441 KB PNG >"that's the closest i've had to a friend" >he says "damn bro..." >embarrassment.jpg >he says he will come over and what to bring >i tell him to bring an xbox controller >silence >more silence >worry.jpg >he replies an hour later >"i'm at your door brought some doritos and dew, what gamemode we playing?" >wipe the tears off my face >ffw first friend

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

anon invokes nostalgia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)23:49:55 No.875565770 >see lots of memes about people listening to the songs, playing the games and watching the movies from their childhood to trigger nostalgia of simpler, happy, innocent days >wow sounds fun I should try that >hey cool this movie I used to watch 34 KB JPG over and over again as a kid is on netflix >start watching, the feelings and memories of childhood come back >oh f--- right I forgot, I didn't have a happy childhood >put the movie away and go watch p--- for comfort
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)23:49:55 No.875565770 >see lots of memes about people listening to the songs, playing the games and watching the movies from their childhood to trigger nostalgia of simpler, happy, innocent days >wow sounds fun I should try that >hey cool this movie I used to watch 34 KB JPG over and over again as a kid is on netflix >start watching, the feelings and memories of childhood come back >oh f--- right I forgot, I didn't have a happy childhood >put the movie away and go watch p--- for comfort

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font recipe

No rules, just right | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)01:18:40 No.52801182 >>52801023 # Australia doesn't sound like a real place if you described it to someone >kangaroos give birth inside a f------ belly pocket for their babies, which also contains their n------. Young kangaroos literally just chill in their mother's womb while they grow until it's time to be an adult >koalas brains are completely smooth and they're so stupid they think people are trees >innocuous plants contain many years worth of torture in one touch >the natives didn't discover fire or invent the wheel until the British Empire started shipping felons there >Australia's national food is a slice of bread covered in butter and sprinkles I mean if you explained this to an alien they'd think you were just f------ with them >>52801328 # >>52802922 #
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)01:18:40 No.52801182 >>52801023 # Australia doesn't sound like a real place if you described it to someone >kangaroos give birth inside a f------ belly pocket for their babies, which also contains their n------. Young kangaroos literally just chill in their mother's womb while they grow until it's time to be an adult >koalas brains are completely smooth and they're so stupid they think people are trees >innocuous plants contain many years worth of torture in one touch >the natives didn't discover fire or invent the wheel until the British Empire started shipping felons there >Australia's national food is a slice of bread covered in butter and sprinkles I mean if you explained this to an alien they'd think you were just f------ with them >>52801328 # >>52802922 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon figures out female armor | /r/Greentext

File: more like harlot.png (424 KB, 637x927) Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:41:22 No.378557220 >>378557434 >>378557509 >>378557579 >>378557753 >>378557789 >>378557806 >>378557906 >>378558130 >>378558237>>378558465 >>378558886 >>378559158 >>378560293 >>378560434 >>378561104 >>378564201>>378564672>>378565228 >>378566152 >>378566880 >>378568172 >>378572801>>378579604 >>378580629 >>378581015 >>378581089 >>378581965 >>378583175 >>378588996 >>378589802 >>378593402 >>378595429 >>378597120 >>378598820 >>378600406 >>378603129 >>378604059 >>378606441 >>378607231 >>378610561 Just what the F--- is she wearing? She's suppose to be a soldier right? Why the F--- is she wearing what's basically a god damn bikini out in the battlefield? Is she TRYING to get herself r---- and killed? Is she seriously this f------ retarded? Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:42:28 No.378557310 >>378557975 >>378559280 >>378559296 >>378559836 >>378566420 >>378567225 >>378568272>>378568447>>378568803 >>378570675 >>378579740 >>378579752 >>378579975 >>378580203 >>378580612 >>378581629 >>378583403 >>378584512 >>378585230 >>378585760 >>378585906 >>378586947 >>378587680 >>378587921 >>378590883 >>378592276 >>378593443 >>378595409 >>378601447 >>378601619 >>378602354 >>378605149 >>378605474 >>378606262 >>378606276 >>378606441 What I find most pathetic is the little pseudo-intellectual nerd fuckboys who think they're smart and totally perceptive for pointing out deisgn flaws in stupid gaudy armour. Like you want to make it clear to all your peers "I'm the smart one. I am the intellectual one. I understand combat and value logic above all" and you go on nitpicking this stupid s--- that is made purely for the f--- of it. The overwhelming irony of it all is that you're the biggest m------------ retard alive for actually believing you're the only one who can perceive the stratigic faults of these designs and thinking other people aren't as perceptive as you. here's a reality check you f------ c--- wrangler. Everyone is aware of these things. They don't spend hours whining about it on image boards and forums and f------ youtube comment sections. Not because they're stupid, uneducated or unperceptive. It's because it's insignificant s---, and they aren't insecure enough to go whine about trivial realism b------- in cheap, flashy entertainment. You're like the f------ that whines about people not knowing how bad fast food is for them because they continue to eat it. They know it's bad. They don't give a s---. You whiny little f-----.
File: more like harlot.png (424 KB, 637x927) Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:41:22 No.378557220 >>378557434 >>378557509 >>378557579 >>378557753 >>378557789 >>378557806 >>378557906 >>378558130 >>378558237>>378558465 >>378558886 >>378559158 >>378560293 >>378560434 >>378561104 >>378564201>>378564672>>378565228 >>378566152 >>378566880 >>378568172 >>378572801>>378579604 >>378580629 >>378581015 >>378581089 >>378581965 >>378583175 >>378588996 >>378589802 >>378593402 >>378595429 >>378597120 >>378598820 >>378600406 >>378603129 >>378604059 >>378606441 >>378607231 >>378610561 Just what the F--- is she wearing? She's suppose to be a soldier right? Why the F--- is she wearing what's basically a god damn bikini out in the battlefield? Is she TRYING to get herself r---- and killed? Is she seriously this f------ retarded? Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:42:28 No.378557310 >>378557975 >>378559280 >>378559296 >>378559836 >>378566420 >>378567225 >>378568272>>378568447>>378568803 >>378570675 >>378579740 >>378579752 >>378579975 >>378580203 >>378580612 >>378581629 >>378583403 >>378584512 >>378585230 >>378585760 >>378585906 >>378586947 >>378587680 >>378587921 >>378590883 >>378592276 >>378593443 >>378595409 >>378601447 >>378601619 >>378602354 >>378605149 >>378605474 >>378606262 >>378606276 >>378606441 What I find most pathetic is the little pseudo-intellectual nerd fuckboys who think they're smart and totally perceptive for pointing out deisgn flaws in stupid gaudy armour. Like you want to make it clear to all your peers "I'm the smart one. I am the intellectual one. I understand combat and value logic above all" and you go on nitpicking this stupid s--- that is made purely for the f--- of it. The overwhelming irony of it all is that you're the biggest m------------ retard alive for actually believing you're the only one who can perceive the stratigic faults of these designs and thinking other people aren't as perceptive as you. here's a reality check you f------ c--- wrangler. Everyone is aware of these things. They don't spend hours whining about it on image boards and forums and f------ youtube comment sections. Not because they're stupid, uneducated or unperceptive. It's because it's insignificant s---, and they aren't insecure enough to go whine about trivial realism b------- in cheap, flashy entertainment. You're like the f------ that whines about people not knowing how bad fast food is for them because they continue to eat it. They know it's bad. They don't give a s---. You whiny little f-----.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font