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: Anonymous (ID: 7CIID90S )EA 11/17/21(Wed)06:23:12 No.348006817 unknown.2.png 1.42 MB PNG ay no cap fr tho yall cheugys be hella str8 sussin rn fr tho on god on god cuh deadass suss, whole mfing mood rn vibe check bruh no cap l'm dead rn keep in hundred str8 bussin bussin belee dat >>348006924 # >>348007175 # >>348007205 # >>348007569 # >>348008595 # >>348024510 # >>348025067 # >>348026384 # >>348028946 # >>348030252 # >>348033973 # >>348035200 # 348041593 #
: Anonymous (ID: 7CIID90S )EA 11/17/21(Wed)06:23:12 No.348006817 unknown.2.png 1.42 MB PNG ay no cap fr tho yall cheugys be hella str8 sussin rn fr tho on god on god cuh deadass suss, whole mfing mood rn vibe check bruh no cap l'm dead rn keep in hundred str8 bussin bussin belee dat >>348006924 # >>348007175 # >>348007205 # >>348007569 # >>348008595 # >>348024510 # >>348025067 # >>348026384 # >>348028946 # >>348030252 # >>348033973 # >>348035200 # 348041593 #

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Anon wants to achieve "safe black" status | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A 04/06/22(Wed)09:45:12 No.162546654 >tfw deep down I know that non- blacks are extra cautious around at least 99% of black people How do I achieve 'safe black' status? I wear glasses, but I don't know if that helps. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous [-104/06/22(Wed)09:47:31 No.162546691 Embrace it, being feared is better than being loved. >>162546775 # >>162547596 #
: Anonymous A 04/06/22(Wed)09:45:12 No.162546654 >tfw deep down I know that non- blacks are extra cautious around at least 99% of black people How do I achieve 'safe black' status? I wear glasses, but I don't know if that helps. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous [-104/06/22(Wed)09:47:31 No.162546691 Embrace it, being feared is better than being loved. >>162546775 # >>162547596 #

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The Alliance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >the rats have unionized
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >the rats have unionized

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Anon watches ASMR | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)12:07:49 No.68093202 >female ASMR YouTuber makes a video with her boyfriend/husband >forced to unsubscribe I have had to do this to 3 ASMRtists that I really liked so far 471 KB GIF
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)12:07:49 No.68093202 >female ASMR YouTuber makes a video with her boyfriend/husband >forced to unsubscribe I have had to do this to 3 ASMRtists that I really liked so far 471 KB GIF

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Anon prefers Hunting | /r/Greentext

Bloodhorne 1646140240761.jpg 42 KB JPG >not even Elden Ring and all the hype behind it could dethrone Bloodborne as the fan favorite REALLY? what does fromsoftware have to do at this point?
Bloodhorne 1646140240761.jpg 42 KB JPG >not even Elden Ring and all the hype behind it could dethrone Bloodborne as the fan favorite REALLY? what does fromsoftware have to do at this point?

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Anon finds true love | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:12:29 No.51884540 images (20).jpg 28 KB JPG Here's a story about me and a cashier in a McDonald's at my town. >Be 14 >Go to Macca's for morning breakfast >6.5/10 qt cashier >At first simply takes my order >Only later on greets me every time I come >Keeps on going for 3 years >Her greetings become more and more friendly >Still works there >Yesterday when I leave the store she waves bye bye >Don't know how to react >quickly rush outside What zone am I in? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:17:30 No.51884582 >>51884540 (OP) # >What zone am I in? autism
:Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:12:29 No.51884540 images (20).jpg 28 KB JPG Here's a story about me and a cashier in a McDonald's at my town. >Be 14 >Go to Macca's for morning breakfast >6.5/10 qt cashier >At first simply takes my order >Only later on greets me every time I come >Keeps on going for 3 years >Her greetings become more and more friendly >Still works there >Yesterday when I leave the store she waves bye bye >Don't know how to react >quickly rush outside What zone am I in? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:17:30 No.51884582 >>51884540 (OP) # >What zone am I in? autism

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Anon figures out original sin | /r/Greentext

>> O Anonymous (ID: Teout4Zg) 12/05/18(Wed)02:47:40 No.12005555 >12005564 >>12005580 >>12005582 >>12005602 >>12005606 >>12005650 >>12005664 >>12005702 >>12005818 >>12005921 >>12006162 >>12006338 >>12006397 >>12006418 >>12006434 >>12006581 >>12006738 >>12006784 >>12006787 >>12006789 >>12006923 >a snake's mouth looks like a vagina So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.
>> O Anonymous (ID: Teout4Zg) 12/05/18(Wed)02:47:40 No.12005555 >12005564 >>12005580 >>12005582 >>12005602 >>12005606 >>12005650 >>12005664 >>12005702 >>12005818 >>12005921 >>12006162 >>12006338 >>12006397 >>12006418 >>12006434 >>12006581 >>12006738 >>12006784 >>12006787 >>12006789 >>12006923 >a snake's mouth looks like a vagina So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.

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Some men just want to watch the world burn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues
: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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Anon plays dark souls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)10:05:42 No.452606560 1000 2000 3000 5000 10 000 5000 500 1000 2000 5000 5000 7500 12 500 20 000 25 000 souls.png 72 KB PNG >dark souls >the souls are white
: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)10:05:42 No.452606560 1000 2000 3000 5000 10 000 5000 500 1000 2000 5000 5000 7500 12 500 20 000 25 000 souls.png 72 KB PNG >dark souls >the souls are white

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext


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Anon buys cod | /r/Greentext


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Anon has dads. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 Here's a picture of the two gay men who adopted me when my abusive mother abandoned me as a young boy. >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual I have two stem degrees and my own house. And I'm currently dating a beautiful French Canadian woman. I was always told that "women are the motherly and empathetic sex" but yet two gay men saved my life from my psycho mother. Explain this "fem"bots?
Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 Here's a picture of the two gay men who adopted me when my abusive mother abandoned me as a young boy. >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual I have two stem degrees and my own house. And I'm currently dating a beautiful French Canadian woman. I was always told that "women are the motherly and empathetic sex" but yet two gay men saved my life from my psycho mother. Explain this "fem"bots?

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Anon goes to bathroom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.797138842 >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg 48 KB JPG >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand
: Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.797138842 >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg 48 KB JPG >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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Anon is a professional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly 69 KB JPG >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly 69 KB JPG >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas 1 Reply View Thread

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anon is nonplussed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous N----- cucks 04/05/22(Tue)19:10:04 No.68089285 >be me >go on r/cuckold >not a cuck, just like amateur f------ >get greeted by a wall of chicks with n------ >don't understand what guy would permit this, let alone get off >faith in humanity hits a new low 89 KB JPG >hate n------ more than ever >hate white f------ even more Why is it like this, anon? : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:14:57 No.68089337 >>68089285 (OP) # >l went onto /r/cuckolding >l saw n----- penises >The jews did this The /pol/tard brain is truly a thing to behold 1.39 MB PNG : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:15:09 No.68089342 >Goes to a place full of things he does not like >Gets upset >Tells us a story about it Never change, 4chan. 756 KB PNG >>68089919 #
: Anonymous N----- cucks 04/05/22(Tue)19:10:04 No.68089285 >be me >go on r/cuckold >not a cuck, just like amateur f------ >get greeted by a wall of chicks with n------ >don't understand what guy would permit this, let alone get off >faith in humanity hits a new low 89 KB JPG >hate n------ more than ever >hate white f------ even more Why is it like this, anon? : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:14:57 No.68089337 >>68089285 (OP) # >l went onto /r/cuckolding >l saw n----- penises >The jews did this The /pol/tard brain is truly a thing to behold 1.39 MB PNG : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:15:09 No.68089342 >Goes to a place full of things he does not like >Gets upset >Tells us a story about it Never change, 4chan. 756 KB PNG >>68089919 #

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Anon wants to stay healthy | /r/Greentext

File: 1514166021951.jpg (65 KB, 453x604) O Anonymous (ID: hx0aXzts 525 04/06/22(Wed)05:05:53 No.14882545 [Reply] >>14883259 is there a way to be drunk all the time without any negative health effects? O Anonymous (ID: 947ZAqN ) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto- brewery_syndrome O Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 (ID: Oc9HqqAi ) E 04/06/22(Wed)10:13:44 No.14883239 brain damage. Anonymous (ID: aXFhExj= 04/06/22(Wed)10:23:22 No.14883259 0665752 >>14882545 (OP) Be Russian.
File: 1514166021951.jpg (65 KB, 453x604) O Anonymous (ID: hx0aXzts 525 04/06/22(Wed)05:05:53 No.14882545 [Reply] >>14883259 is there a way to be drunk all the time without any negative health effects? O Anonymous (ID: 947ZAqN ) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto- brewery_syndrome O Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 (ID: Oc9HqqAi ) E 04/06/22(Wed)10:13:44 No.14883239 brain damage. Anonymous (ID: aXFhExj= 04/06/22(Wed)10:23:22 No.14883259 0665752 >>14882545 (OP) Be Russian.

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Anon assumes the worst | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >I run to his room >I knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >I run to his room >I knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"

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Anon has a niece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:59:11 No.26166593 >be my sister >get pregnant while being a teenager by a "bad boy" w----- >"bad boy" w----- leaves the city with help from his parents because he didn't wanted to take charge >sister becomes single mom of a baby 48 KB JPG girl >FFW >baby girl was 5 years old and can talk and understand situations >lt was Dad's day in the kindergarten and the kids were supposed to make a drawn for their Dad's. >Niece comes home criying because she had no Dad and the other kids were mean to her >i ended up telling my niece i was her Dad and introduced my self as such in front of her teachers and her classmates later on that week and because i have the same lastname of my sister it was easier for me to tell people that my niece is my daughter How long until i tell her the truth? She totally thinks of me as her Dad since then, it has been a year, she 6 years old now and she has officially started elementary school. My Dad and my Mom and my sister hasn't told her the truth yet and I don't want to tell her now neither. I think my niece could get emotionally stunned if she found out the truth at this point. And i don't want to lose her love, do you know how it feels getting attention and love for once? It feels good, i for once feel validated and beloved. She clinges on me very much and 100% behaves around me like a daughter do with their Dad, she actually thinks I'm her biological Dad. I'm feeling emotionally conflicted because i know I'm her uncle but l've come to develop paternal feelings for her. I have grown fond to her. But I know my sister will tell her the truth at some point.
: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:59:11 No.26166593 >be my sister >get pregnant while being a teenager by a "bad boy" w----- >"bad boy" w----- leaves the city with help from his parents because he didn't wanted to take charge >sister becomes single mom of a baby 48 KB JPG girl >FFW >baby girl was 5 years old and can talk and understand situations >lt was Dad's day in the kindergarten and the kids were supposed to make a drawn for their Dad's. >Niece comes home criying because she had no Dad and the other kids were mean to her >i ended up telling my niece i was her Dad and introduced my self as such in front of her teachers and her classmates later on that week and because i have the same lastname of my sister it was easier for me to tell people that my niece is my daughter How long until i tell her the truth? She totally thinks of me as her Dad since then, it has been a year, she 6 years old now and she has officially started elementary school. My Dad and my Mom and my sister hasn't told her the truth yet and I don't want to tell her now neither. I think my niece could get emotionally stunned if she found out the truth at this point. And i don't want to lose her love, do you know how it feels getting attention and love for once? It feels good, i for once feel validated and beloved. She clinges on me very much and 100% behaves around me like a daughter do with their Dad, she actually thinks I'm her biological Dad. I'm feeling emotionally conflicted because i know I'm her uncle but l've come to develop paternal feelings for her. I have grown fond to her. But I know my sister will tell her the truth at some point.

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Anon will be happy | /r/Greentext

File: 1621492551296.jpg (50 KB, 856x1030) O Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:01:40 No.115563 [Reply] Unco zy Corner one day i will be happy not yet but one day o665752 25090
File: 1621492551296.jpg (50 KB, 856x1030) O Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:01:40 No.115563 [Reply] Unco zy Corner one day i will be happy not yet but one day o665752 25090

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/k/ool Hand Luke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:15:28 No.52838151 >>52835616 (OP) # >walk into rural gun shop >three boomers sitting at the counter chatting look up at me and get back to talking >fuddshit everywhere >practically nothing but deer rifles but whatever, we're rural >notice some neat looking revolvers including a Colt Python with a sexy grip >always wanted a Python just because >one of the boomers notices me looking at revolvers and gets a big, half-toothed grin >"Well, boy looks like you're checkin' out the real man guns huh? Whatchu need is ona these" >pulls out a f------ Taurus Judge and spins the cylinder with his finger on the trigger >"Load er up with .410 shotgun shells an-" >f------ NDs into the ceiling after trying to spin the cylinder again >boomer behind the counter snatches the Judge out of his hand >"God f------ damnit George, that's the f------ second time this week. Call James and have him come check the ceiling." >boomers disperse from embarrassment and probable hearing damage while I beeline out the front door I might go back and get that Python. >>52838187 # >>52872392 #
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:15:28 No.52838151 >>52835616 (OP) # >walk into rural gun shop >three boomers sitting at the counter chatting look up at me and get back to talking >fuddshit everywhere >practically nothing but deer rifles but whatever, we're rural >notice some neat looking revolvers including a Colt Python with a sexy grip >always wanted a Python just because >one of the boomers notices me looking at revolvers and gets a big, half-toothed grin >"Well, boy looks like you're checkin' out the real man guns huh? Whatchu need is ona these" >pulls out a f------ Taurus Judge and spins the cylinder with his finger on the trigger >"Load er up with .410 shotgun shells an-" >f------ NDs into the ceiling after trying to spin the cylinder again >boomer behind the counter snatches the Judge out of his hand >"God f------ damnit George, that's the f------ second time this week. Call James and have him come check the ceiling." >boomers disperse from embarrassment and probable hearing damage while I beeline out the front door I might go back and get that Python. >>52838187 # >>52872392 #

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