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just not fair

jupiter's moon io O JV O @javi_draws Why do they get a nice moon and we don't

jupiter's moon io O JV O @javi_draws Why do they get a nice moon and we don't

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huh...what a multiverse

Kidder 000 @KidderDudder Characters that have met sonic the hedgehog

Kidder 000 @KidderDudder Characters that have met sonic the hedgehog

sonic sephiroth heavy bee

Never heard that one before

ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >

ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >

customer customers annoying

I can't turn it off, it's who I am

Roxxy Haze @iamroxxyhaze "Don't come in here with that goofy s---." Me:

Roxxy Haze @iamroxxyhaze "Don't come in here with that goofy s---." Me:

goofy weird weirdo freak twitter

This one hits home hard

Rex_highstar @manlikerex sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and l ended up actually forgetting

Rex_highstar @manlikerex sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and l ended up actually forgetting

twitter text back lazy forgot

So selfless

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

twitter lazy laziness small business

Make that a whole bus

sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job

sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job

twitter cover letter don't make me do it

You know better than that

max @mag_tweets fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just f----- up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on >

max @mag_tweets fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just f----- up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on >

twitter fool me once fool me twice

That's all of it

astrophotopoetry @astronomypoetry 000 This is the entire observable universe squeezed into one image. UnmismoobjetivoWIkimedia Commons 10:56 AM Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

astrophotopoetry @astronomypoetry 000 This is the entire observable universe squeezed into one image. UnmismoobjetivoWIkimedia Commons 10:56 AM Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

universe galaxy one pic

and if you get sad buy yourself something useless

TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to deal with finances like an adult 1: Never check bank balance 2: Pretend things are fine 3: Live in a constant state of fear 4. Repeat

TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to deal with finances like an adult 1: Never check bank balance 2: Pretend things are fine 3: Live in a constant state of fear 4. Repeat

economy budgeting modern world

a thin red line

Presidents who banned social media President who got banned by social media

Presidents who banned social media President who got banned by social media

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And now they complain

Twitter Public Policy @Policy 000 Ahead of the Ugandan election, we're hearing reports that Internet service providers are being ordered to block social media and messaging apps. We strongly condemn internet shutdowns – they are hugely harmful, violate basic human rights and the principles of the #Openlnternet. 6:22 PM · Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5.4K Retweets 23.4K Quote Tweets 9K Likes Twitter Public Policy @Policy 000 Replying to @Policy Access to information and freedom of expression, including the public conversation on Twitter, is never more important than during democratic processes, particularly elections.

Twitter Public Policy @Policy 000 Ahead of the Ugandan election, we're hearing reports that Internet service providers are being ordered to block social media and messaging apps. We strongly condemn internet shutdowns – they are hugely harmful, violate basic human rights and the principles of the #Openlnternet. 6:22 PM · Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5.4K Retweets 23.4K Quote Tweets 9K Likes Twitter Public Policy @Policy 000 Replying to @Policy Access to information and freedom of expression, including the public conversation on Twitter, is never more important than during democratic processes, particularly elections.

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It all makes sense now

Lane @ersatz_elevator IPA stands for "It's Piss Actually" and I think that's beautiful 7:44 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 6,953 Retweets 379 Quote Tweets 63.3K Likes

Lane @ersatz_elevator IPA stands for "It's Piss Actually" and I think that's beautiful 7:44 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 6,953 Retweets 379 Quote Tweets 63.3K Likes

ipa beer it's piss actually

Me and my depression have such a good relationship

corri'+ @okiecorri depression knows my love language is quality time so it hangs out with me 24/7 5:20 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 1,127 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 9,705 Likes

corri'+ @okiecorri depression knows my love language is quality time so it hangs out with me 24/7 5:20 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 1,127 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 9,705 Likes

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that horse has quite the memory

Liam Neeson Says Horse He Worked With In New Film Remembered Him From Previous Film boo pearer @marth_burton [Liam Neeson walks onto set] horse: there he is

Liam Neeson Says Horse He Worked With In New Film Remembered Him From Previous Film boo pearer @marth_burton [Liam Neeson walks onto set] horse: there he is

liam nesson horse

"What I love about Twitter is you can go on here and watch a guy who is considered one of the smartest and most serious right wing pundits get absolutely destroyed by the guy that made Sausage Party"

Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 3h The president-elect still has the opportunity to begin his Administration with an appeal based on Lincoln's first inauguration: "We are not enemies, but HUGH HEWITT friends. We must not be enemies." Marco Rubio O @marcorubio · 3h Biden has a historic opportunity to unify America behind the sentiment that our political divisions have gone too far 3,969 27 948 262 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h We've already established that your words are meaningless and you have no set of morals that you consistently abide by, and therefor you should probably just shut up? 8. 27 21 ♡ 1,210 HUGH HEWITT Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 1h Come on the show Seth, and denounce me to your heart's content. I don't think you will want to discuss anything that involves genuine moral choice, such as subservience to the box office demands of the Chinese Communist Party or your beliefs generally. The invitation remains. 60 27 2 6 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h My movies don't come out in China you moron. 277 ♡ 717 Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 1h Please come on and discuss why Seth. Sounds like you have taken a principled position against the Chinese Communist Party which is news to me. I applaud that. We can talk about the Constitution, Trump, Lincoln, politics and principles. HUGH HEWITT 47 27 3 2 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h Everything is news to you because you're a f------ moron. Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 39m Invitation is open Seth. It would perhaps be the first non-fawning interview you have engaged in, but it will be courteous, at least on my part. Send me DM with your number. Any day for as long as you'd HUGH HEWITT like. 14 27 1 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 34m Nah fam get f-----. 27 11 217 Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 30m I understand that is your favorite expression but I doubt you are limited to it. But I do doubt your grasp on history and politics. So the invitation is open and perhaps you will prove me wrong. HUGH HEWITI 28 3 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen Replying to @hughhewitt There might have been a time when your vocabulary could mask the fact that you're an empty toilet waiting to be filled with s---, just to give it purpose, but that time has passed. 18:45 · 10 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 3h The president-elect still has the opportunity to begin his Administration with an appeal based on Lincoln's first inauguration: "We are not enemies, but HUGH HEWITT friends. We must not be enemies." Marco Rubio O @marcorubio · 3h Biden has a historic opportunity to unify America behind the sentiment that our political divisions have gone too far 3,969 27 948 262 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h We've already established that your words are meaningless and you have no set of morals that you consistently abide by, and therefor you should probably just shut up? 8. 27 21 ♡ 1,210 HUGH HEWITT Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 1h Come on the show Seth, and denounce me to your heart's content. I don't think you will want to discuss anything that involves genuine moral choice, such as subservience to the box office demands of the Chinese Communist Party or your beliefs generally. The invitation remains. 60 27 2 6 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h My movies don't come out in China you moron. 277 ♡ 717 Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 1h Please come on and discuss why Seth. Sounds like you have taken a principled position against the Chinese Communist Party which is news to me. I applaud that. We can talk about the Constitution, Trump, Lincoln, politics and principles. HUGH HEWITT 47 27 3 2 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h Everything is news to you because you're a f------ moron. Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 39m Invitation is open Seth. It would perhaps be the first non-fawning interview you have engaged in, but it will be courteous, at least on my part. Send me DM with your number. Any day for as long as you'd HUGH HEWITT like. 14 27 1 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 34m Nah fam get f-----. 27 11 217 Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 30m I understand that is your favorite expression but I doubt you are limited to it. But I do doubt your grasp on history and politics. So the invitation is open and perhaps you will prove me wrong. HUGH HEWITI 28 3 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen Replying to @hughhewitt There might have been a time when your vocabulary could mask the fact that you're an empty toilet waiting to be filled with s---, just to give it purpose, but that time has passed. 18:45 · 10 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Donald Trump / Jack Dorsey / Ali Khamenei

P-p-p-please Shut yo goofy ass up Cheeto ass thinks he can tell me what to do. Unban me on twitter Yes sir دونالد توی یتر را جمهونگاسیس کنيد. Glory to the Islamic Republic of Iran

P-p-p-please Shut yo goofy ass up Cheeto ass thinks he can tell me what to do. Unban me on twitter Yes sir دونالد توی یتر را جمهونگاسیس کنيد. Glory to the Islamic Republic of Iran

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Jeff Tiedrich can finally rest

My job here is done But you didn't do anything

My job here is done But you didn't do anything

Hey guys, this guy could use a new friends, new to Twitter

donald trump i mean not donald trump john barron novelty account i mean belivable guy