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Ikea Bags

angery foosh e @teaandrobots apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name to reflect their true usage. something like BYRDKONTAIN or HÖNKHALT Secint WorlersWNS.com

angery foosh e @teaandrobots apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name to reflect their true usage. something like BYRDKONTAIN or HÖNKHALT Secint WorlersWNS.com

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Bonky

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You're Not a Hive Insect

Spookybritches Jules @SQLPI Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. You're a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. 5:08 AM Oct 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

Spookybritches Jules @SQLPI Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. You're a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. 5:08 AM Oct 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

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King and Queen

Raise Hell Praise Dale May 8 · O Couples that call each other king and queen pass out at stop lights on xanax O Like Comment Share DO 1.4K 20,017 Shares

Raise Hell Praise Dale May 8 · O Couples that call each other king and queen pass out at stop lights on xanax O Like Comment Share DO 1.4K 20,017 Shares

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As a Pisces

Sam Kamin @ProfSamKamin I know we're not supposed to make fun of our students while we're grading, but this is not making fun, I promise. Nothing but respect to the woman who began her marijuana law final paper "As a Pisces..." 3:19 PM · 5/27/21 - Twitter Web App 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes Sam Kamin @ProfSamKamin · 3h Replying to @ProfSamKamin And because people are wondering, yes she made it work. 27 21

Sam Kamin @ProfSamKamin I know we're not supposed to make fun of our students while we're grading, but this is not making fun, I promise. Nothing but respect to the woman who began her marijuana law final paper "As a Pisces..." 3:19 PM · 5/27/21 - Twitter Web App 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes Sam Kamin @ProfSamKamin · 3h Replying to @ProfSamKamin And because people are wondering, yes she made it work. 27 21

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Schrodinger's Queer

echo * @satogeto "This character isn't gay" well they aren't confirmed straight neither. Every character is schrondinger's queer for now 5:49 AM · 26 Jun 21 · Twitter for iPhone

echo * @satogeto "This character isn't gay" well they aren't confirmed straight neither. Every character is schrondinger's queer for now 5:49 AM · 26 Jun 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Mario Kart

jamie @ekvous if I was an Italian plumber whose girlfriend was constantly being imprisoned in castles by an evil fire breathing lizard I would simply not take part in recreational go-kart races with aforementioned lizard 7:53 AM · 2021-05-16 · Twitter for Android

jamie @ekvous if I was an Italian plumber whose girlfriend was constantly being imprisoned in castles by an evil fire breathing lizard I would simply not take part in recreational go-kart races with aforementioned lizard 7:53 AM · 2021-05-16 · Twitter for Android

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Ladylord

anna @anna_h_h the gas guy just rang to say my landlord was sending him round and then remembered my landlord is a woman and said "sorry - ladylord" 7:32 AM · 19 Jun 21 · Twitter Web App

anna @anna_h_h the gas guy just rang to say my landlord was sending him round and then remembered my landlord is a woman and said "sorry - ladylord" 7:32 AM · 19 Jun 21 · Twitter Web App

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Eat, Pray, Stab

Ozzy @ozzyunc Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts. 4:38 PM · 11/20/20 · Twitter Web App

Ozzy @ozzyunc Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts. 4:38 PM · 11/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Tiny Idiot

Dave Cactus @dave_cactus I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

Dave Cactus @dave_cactus I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

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Lower-Case T's

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don't know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t's started hurting. 10:47 PM · 01 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don't know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t's started hurting. 10:47 PM · 01 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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The Bard

romelle prince lotor @idksomedumbshit i can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys 8:39 AM · 16 Feb 21 · Twitter Web App r4cs0 Manslaughter it is then emptyheadgamer When the bard multiclasses into barbarian Source:romelle 37,899 notes ...

romelle prince lotor @idksomedumbshit i can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys 8:39 AM · 16 Feb 21 · Twitter Web App r4cs0 Manslaughter it is then emptyheadgamer When the bard multiclasses into barbarian Source:romelle 37,899 notes ...

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The Chimera

Jordan Blok @jordaanblok It's ridiculous when someone tells me "aren't there more important things to be mad about?" You novice, you f g rube. You s idiot. I can be mad about 20,000 things at once. I am a walking chimera of various furies and petty qualms. 4:19 PM Feb 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Jordan Blok @jordaanblok It's ridiculous when someone tells me "aren't there more important things to be mad about?" You novice, you f g rube. You s idiot. I can be mad about 20,000 things at once. I am a walking chimera of various furies and petty qualms. 4:19 PM Feb 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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Duality of Man

jonaspornface 18 @jonaspornface celebr8ing a country founded on genocide slavery and exploitation is some psycho s---! I'm not a party pooper, yall are just incredibly unwell! F--- THE 4TH! BURN YOU P------------! GUYS NO! DONT BURN THE FLAG! stonetoss comics @stone_toss Happy #4thofJuly . WITHOUT ME! HAHA GENERAL WASHINGTON, A LETTER FROM THE KING OF ENGLAND. WEE EE OI MATE, WHERE'S URI FREEDOM LOICENSE 能the losle. ATE, 3:14 PM Jul 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9:10 PM - Jul 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 146 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 585 Likes 1,374 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 11.3K Likes STONETOSS.COM

jonaspornface 18 @jonaspornface celebr8ing a country founded on genocide slavery and exploitation is some psycho s---! I'm not a party pooper, yall are just incredibly unwell! F--- THE 4TH! BURN YOU P------------! GUYS NO! DONT BURN THE FLAG! stonetoss comics @stone_toss Happy #4thofJuly . WITHOUT ME! HAHA GENERAL WASHINGTON, A LETTER FROM THE KING OF ENGLAND. WEE EE OI MATE, WHERE'S URI FREEDOM LOICENSE 能the losle. ATE, 3:14 PM Jul 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9:10 PM - Jul 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 146 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 585 Likes 1,374 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 11.3K Likes STONETOSS.COM

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Let Them Fight

bidoof 4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists %3D facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ?????? wilbr Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome #Reblog #Text 143,024 notes A

bidoof 4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists %3D facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ?????? wilbr Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome #Reblog #Text 143,024 notes A

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Nerves! in public

NM @m68kadse attending events these days be like A:Concern! at the Party • C:Fear! at the Nightclub • B:Worry! at the Restaurant • D:Panic! at the Disco 9:25 AM - Jul 4, 2021 - Twitter for Android 121 Retweets 324 Likes

NM @m68kadse attending events these days be like A:Concern! at the Party • C:Fear! at the Nightclub • B:Worry! at the Restaurant • D:Panic! at the Disco 9:25 AM - Jul 4, 2021 - Twitter for Android 121 Retweets 324 Likes

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do your civic duty, anon

deaththot (18 @deaththot_ support black artists (by letting them breed you)! 12:21 PM · 22 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android 4 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 53 Likes Lo

deaththot (18 @deaththot_ support black artists (by letting them breed you)! 12:21 PM · 22 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android 4 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 53 Likes Lo

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"Go back to your country"

HMr.L-200 4 H8 @Redditor Mr_L I Mr_L-20... Follow No Thanks @Redditor_Mr_L I want America to continue to have a white majority. In the same way that African countries have majorities of black people. E) Mexican ) A Reddit Mod t Protestant Christian Daniel Estulin @EstulinDaniel - Jun 25 Conservative Minarchist By 2050, white population of America will be the minority. Internet Enjoyer haré un Canal de YT Próximamente Go back to your country. We White population 2014 don't want your kind here red = 100% 4:54 PM - Jun 26, 2021 - Twitter for Android 2 Retweets Likes

HMr.L-200 4 H8 @Redditor Mr_L I Mr_L-20... Follow No Thanks @Redditor_Mr_L I want America to continue to have a white majority. In the same way that African countries have majorities of black people. E) Mexican ) A Reddit Mod t Protestant Christian Daniel Estulin @EstulinDaniel - Jun 25 Conservative Minarchist By 2050, white population of America will be the minority. Internet Enjoyer haré un Canal de YT Próximamente Go back to your country. We White population 2014 don't want your kind here red = 100% 4:54 PM - Jun 26, 2021 - Twitter for Android 2 Retweets Likes

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British Virgin Chad

Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot ... Chad + British Virgin Islands British Virgin Chad: %3D 2:40 PM · Jul 2, 2021 · BotFlags

Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot ... Chad + British Virgin Islands British Virgin Chad: %3D 2:40 PM · Jul 2, 2021 · BotFlags

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