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"Only the good stuff"
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It's Take Your Fish to Work Day
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It's called saving up
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i woke up like this
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found a guy
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greatest city in the world baby
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crying
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If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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Idc how many apps crash bro imma still find a way to procrastinate
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idk if i'm fighting demons or if i am the demon
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I am 20 and haven’t touched alcohol/smoked ever. Didn’t feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.
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floorbound
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Shoutout to everyone who died in Vietnam
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weekends
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watched an old guy walked past and nod hello
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Restocked
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I still think that one of the funniest bits of online discourse i've seen is "weird sex is bourgeois b/c you have to spend money on extra things for it"
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My 6yo son is upset that everyone in the house is a girl including our dog so he is demanding that I buy him “a boy dog or a non-binary dog”
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Impossible choice
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yep
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