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“The Murder Cake”, an anecdote that took place at Epic Games

Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h Here is one of the stories about working at Epic Games I always wanted to tell. 1 *The Murder Cake* (it's a thread) O 17 t 269 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h It was an average Friday, the 13th. The Epic Games Store team was busy shipping Borderlands 3, which turned out to be one of the year's biggest games, amidst very vocal criticism and even threats from concerned gamers. O 1 27 2 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h Also, "Congrats", c'mon! Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h Right around lunch, a person from the reception desk delivered a gift for the store team that became suspicious the more we looked at it - a cake. O 1 22 1 ❤ 181 22,3 mil It reminded me of a Ukrainian funeral cake. O 2 27 1 ♡ 167 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h It had no card. It wasn't addressed to anyone, not even the store team - just to Epic. It was anonymous. It had the text "Congrats on the Boarderlands 3 Release!". That's right, "Boarderlands", in a font clearly not approved by anyone even remotely related to Borderlands 3. Q 1 27 1 ❤ 184 21,4 mil ❤ 2.030 27 1 ❤ 200 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h Our contact at Gearbox said the same thing, essentially, but with more passion. O 1 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h We ran downstairs to catch the delivery person. He just shrugged - it was from a bakery, and he had no idea who ordered it. Our BizDev team pinged folks at Take-Two - they haven't heard anything about the cake and were very busy working on the game's launch, thank you. Q 1 27 1 ♡ 174 2 20 Chris Donahue @chrisdon99 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h We joked about calling the police or the bomb squad. We looked at each other - smiling but visibly unsettled. Everyone was hungry, and the cake looked delicious. It was so moist you could feel it even without cutting a piece. Its smell was magnificent. Q 1 22 1 27 1 12 ♡ 161 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h It was delicious. O 2 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h ♡ 166 27 1 t 10 201,8 mil 204 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h Time passed. We tried to keep working without glancing at the cake as it sat in the middle of the room. Everything smelled like chocolate and vanilla. Q 1 ♡ 175 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h I decided that I was trying to lose weight. A person beside me chuckled nervously and told everyone they were not hungry either. Someone threw around the Murder Cake name, and it stuck. Q 1 27 1 ♡ 174 22,5 mil ♡ 274 ₁20,5 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h People from other rooms that were less critical to our company's survival were invited for the celebration and cake, but upon hearing its story, turned out not to be very hungry either. A surprising number of them were dieting, too. 1 ♡ 191 ♡ 188 20 mil ♡ 231 Still not dead 9:47 p. m. - 3 oct. 2023 - 1.153 Reproducciones 19,4 mil il 19,3 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h As he wasn't dying, he was getting increasingly relaxed, and we joked about the whole ordeal. Everyone laughed about the stupid thing, but no one else took a bite. O 1 27 1 ♡ 759 16 ₁18,9 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin . 16h Two more hours later, we decided it was too late to save Chris, and we might as well follow him, so we all ate the damn cake. Q 1 27 1 ♡ 221 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h Two hours in, Chris Donahue, Take-Two's account manager and the team's most experienced biz dev person, stood up, a knife in his hand. "Tell my family I love them," he quipped as he cut a piece and quickly ate it. We had no time to stop him. O 2 17 3 18,9 mil 18,5 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h No one followed him. We asked him if his decision was motivated by smell, and he said it was, but we knew he was taking one for the team. So we watched him for another hour. Q 1 27 1 18,5 mil Q il 18,2 mil ₁18,1 mil ↑ B on the Bearderlands 3 Congrats Release! ↑ 18 mil ↑ 21,3 mil ↑ ılıl 25,5 mil ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ 1 ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h Here is one of the stories about working at Epic Games I always wanted to tell. 1 *The Murder Cake* (it's a thread) O 17 t 269 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h It was an average Friday, the 13th. The Epic Games Store team was busy shipping Borderlands 3, which turned out to be one of the year's biggest games, amidst very vocal criticism and even threats from concerned gamers. O 1 27 2 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h Also, "Congrats", c'mon! Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h Right around lunch, a person from the reception desk delivered a gift for the store team that became suspicious the more we looked at it - a cake. O 1 22 1 ❤ 181 22,3 mil It reminded me of a Ukrainian funeral cake. O 2 27 1 ♡ 167 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h It had no card. It wasn't addressed to anyone, not even the store team - just to Epic. It was anonymous. It had the text "Congrats on the Boarderlands 3 Release!". That's right, "Boarderlands", in a font clearly not approved by anyone even remotely related to Borderlands 3. Q 1 27 1 ❤ 184 21,4 mil ❤ 2.030 27 1 ❤ 200 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h Our contact at Gearbox said the same thing, essentially, but with more passion. O 1 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h We ran downstairs to catch the delivery person. He just shrugged - it was from a bakery, and he had no idea who ordered it. Our BizDev team pinged folks at Take-Two - they haven't heard anything about the cake and were very busy working on the game's launch, thank you. Q 1 27 1 ♡ 174 2 20 Chris Donahue @chrisdon99 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h We joked about calling the police or the bomb squad. We looked at each other - smiling but visibly unsettled. Everyone was hungry, and the cake looked delicious. It was so moist you could feel it even without cutting a piece. Its smell was magnificent. Q 1 22 1 27 1 12 ♡ 161 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h It was delicious. O 2 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h ♡ 166 27 1 t 10 201,8 mil 204 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h Time passed. We tried to keep working without glancing at the cake as it sat in the middle of the room. Everything smelled like chocolate and vanilla. Q 1 ♡ 175 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h I decided that I was trying to lose weight. A person beside me chuckled nervously and told everyone they were not hungry either. Someone threw around the Murder Cake name, and it stuck. Q 1 27 1 ♡ 174 22,5 mil ♡ 274 ₁20,5 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h People from other rooms that were less critical to our company's survival were invited for the celebration and cake, but upon hearing its story, turned out not to be very hungry either. A surprising number of them were dieting, too. 1 ♡ 191 ♡ 188 20 mil ♡ 231 Still not dead 9:47 p. m. - 3 oct. 2023 - 1.153 Reproducciones 19,4 mil il 19,3 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin - 16h As he wasn't dying, he was getting increasingly relaxed, and we joked about the whole ordeal. Everyone laughed about the stupid thing, but no one else took a bite. O 1 27 1 ♡ 759 16 ₁18,9 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin . 16h Two more hours later, we decided it was too late to save Chris, and we might as well follow him, so we all ate the damn cake. Q 1 27 1 ♡ 221 Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin. 16h Two hours in, Chris Donahue, Take-Two's account manager and the team's most experienced biz dev person, stood up, a knife in his hand. "Tell my family I love them," he quipped as he cut a piece and quickly ate it. We had no time to stop him. O 2 17 3 18,9 mil 18,5 mil Sergiy Galyonkin @galyonkin 16h No one followed him. We asked him if his decision was motivated by smell, and he said it was, but we knew he was taking one for the team. So we watched him for another hour. Q 1 27 1 18,5 mil Q il 18,2 mil ₁18,1 mil ↑ B on the Bearderlands 3 Congrats Release! ↑ 18 mil ↑ 21,3 mil ↑ ılıl 25,5 mil ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ 1 ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

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Butch Chicken

in the balance! @qrowscant drawing a female character described as a "tomboy" but my client is a straight man so i am playing butch chicken with him to see how d----ish i can make her before he notices 1:55 AM 09 Aug 23.1M Views 2,423 Reposts 61 Quotes 60.9K Likes 1,235 Bookmarks Follow 27 1 127 in the balance! @qrows.... 20h: Replying to @qrowscant if i draw fast enough maybe he wont notice : go 4,282 101K

in the balance! @qrowscant drawing a female character described as a "tomboy" but my client is a straight man so i am playing butch chicken with him to see how d----ish i can make her before he notices 1:55 AM 09 Aug 23.1M Views 2,423 Reposts 61 Quotes 60.9K Likes 1,235 Bookmarks Follow 27 1 127 in the balance! @qrows.... 20h: Replying to @qrowscant if i draw fast enough maybe he wont notice : go 4,282 101K

[TW Game ending] Kyle Carrozza (creator of Mighty Magiswords and Moobeard) ruined another aritsts life over their drawings...

OOⓇ @Atherist 19 Oct 21 Since people think i'm talking about antis, let me rephrase this the SHOW CREATOR of a show i worked on in the past shared my p---/kinks with my COWORKERS w/o my or their consent to shame me after antis called me out. And I got blamed for it. 1232 21 2 LOⓇ @Atherist. 19 Oct 21 Replying to @Atherist haha it's fine my coworkers needed to know all my bedroom kinks as a survivor right i'm such a disgusting person because I have things like a noncon kink when I am a repeated r--- and sexual assault survivor and actually it's normal/common but now everyone gets to know 8)) Cool 1 884 1727 9:37 19 Oct 21 413 OOⓇ @Atherist 19 Oct 21 Replying to @Atherist and I was given the cold shoulder/harassment by people I thought were my friends for months over and over and over with no idea why. because no one told me and no one would just talk to me, they'd just be passive aggressive or lash out at me while not explaining anything 1720 h 27 da 386 @Atherist. 19 Oct 21 Replying to @Atherist F--- all of you I don't care if this gets me blacklisted to say you violated my privacy and boundaries so bad f--- everyone who enabled this f--- you all 1726 434 ₁ ılı @Atherist F--- you for violating my privacy and using me to prop up your own image by teaming up with my stalkers and shaming me by sending my private p---/kinks to my friends and coworkers, Kyle Carrozza. I will not forgive what you did to me and the damage that I will never recover from. Follow 111 Retweets 10 Quotes 634 Likes 27 Bookmarks @Atherist. 19 Oct 21 go Replying to @Atherist To say I'm traumatized is an understatement! Also f--- you for victim blaming me.

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X CEO shows her iPhone’s Home Screen with her favorite apps – and X isn’t there

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We're reaching levels of Epic Fail that shouldn't even be possible

Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech@infosec.exchange Twitter made a new ad for the platform that features a phone scrolling through Twitter. They ended up pulling it and remaking it after people noticed it contained a tweet mocking Elon for trying to blame Twitter's advertiser exodus on the jews. The second version of the ad, which is still online, contains a tweet about creampieing a rotisserie chicken. Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope Twitter's value has fallen by at least 50%, and Elon is blaming it all on the Jews. Masterful gambit sir Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10m X Interesting. In our case, they would potentially be on the hook for destroying half the value of the company, so roughly $22 billion. 515 475 2,680 52.8K 6:53 AM-9/5/23 from Earth - 2.4M Views ili View analytics 3,008 Reposts 173 Quotes 53.6K Likes 952 Bookmarks You've been here before for news, sports and culture. X V QO 8

Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech@infosec.exchange Twitter made a new ad for the platform that features a phone scrolling through Twitter. They ended up pulling it and remaking it after people noticed it contained a tweet mocking Elon for trying to blame Twitter's advertiser exodus on the jews. The second version of the ad, which is still online, contains a tweet about creampieing a rotisserie chicken. Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope Twitter's value has fallen by at least 50%, and Elon is blaming it all on the Jews. Masterful gambit sir Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10m X Interesting. In our case, they would potentially be on the hook for destroying half the value of the company, so roughly $22 billion. 515 475 2,680 52.8K 6:53 AM-9/5/23 from Earth - 2.4M Views ili View analytics 3,008 Reposts 173 Quotes 53.6K Likes 952 Bookmarks You've been here before for news, sports and culture. X V QO 8

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Tamest R34 ever? Twitter: MUST OVEREACT

The tamest R34 you've ever seen: Re Twitter users:

The tamest R34 you've ever seen: Re Twitter users:

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Sushi Portrait

My uncle went to Japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi C

My uncle went to Japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi C

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the eyes of truth which destroys the lies on Twitter / X

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Depluralise a Film

James Hannah. @jameshannah Depluralise a film. I'll start. Jaw. Benjamin Judge @benjaminjudge Replying to @jameshannah A Crow on the Orient Express 3:08 AM - 9/11/22 Twitter Web App www

James Hannah. @jameshannah Depluralise a film. I'll start. Jaw. Benjamin Judge @benjaminjudge Replying to @jameshannah A Crow on the Orient Express 3:08 AM - 9/11/22 Twitter Web App www

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everything you thought was cool when you were 12 is what is actually cool

AstralZeneca @FlightAstral Everything you thought was cool when you were 12 is what is actually cool: Arnold, war, metal, huge boobs; all of it 12:10 PM 3/27/21 Twitter for iPhone : . B M

AstralZeneca @FlightAstral Everything you thought was cool when you were 12 is what is actually cool: Arnold, war, metal, huge boobs; all of it 12:10 PM 3/27/21 Twitter for iPhone : . B M

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"'wholesome' narratives are the backbone of fascist art"

中心 @bigposter666 'wholesome' narratives are the backbone of fascist art, and the desire to sand away all the rough edges of humanity is not progressive or helpful, but a deeply reactionary impulse

中心 @bigposter666 'wholesome' narratives are the backbone of fascist art, and the desire to sand away all the rough edges of humanity is not progressive or helpful, but a deeply reactionary impulse

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I finally understand the switch to 'X' - a 75+IQ move!

FNF: YTP Invasion (85%) @YtpInvasion. Follow 3:57 PM. Aug 30, 2023 4.2K Watch on Twitter Reply ↑ Share Read 27 replies X Global

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Ah yes, a normal day of Twitter recommending both pro-Russia propaganda, next to hardcore stepdaughter porn. Seriously, this site is broken at every level.

Dazz @TheVGResource Ah yes, a normal day of Twitter recommending both pro-Russia propaganda, next to hardcore stepdaughter p---. Seriously, this site is broken at every level. 09:24 A Spriters Resource & DYKG For you Trending News Trending in United Kingdom Smoked 8,772 posts patrio14 Videos for you Check out the popular and trending videos for you C IMPRUTIN OBAM9,570IN Pro-Russia Propaganda The Athletic 5,562 posts Straight 17.2K posts ding in United Kingdom Trending in United Kingdom #heatwave 24.2K posts Trending in United Kingdom Powerslave Q 88 4:31 AM Sep 5, 2023 3,104 Views Sports 511K 3 Reposts 1 Quote 46 Likes 4 Bookmarks 고 O up hardcore p--- 99% 口 Entertainm : + [→ : DESTIN PUTIN ea that vo od 411K : : :

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I should’ve known this was the case all these years. And based on @/Anarchy_Marine’s tweet, apparently it started all the way back in 2013.

L Boy HE/HIM/HIS (Social media era! + see Anarchy Marine @Anarchy_Marine - 1d Replying to @KnoxEventDude and @plazynoodles, @ghost_purr Honestly, it's just sad at this point. Anime never had fake fans like this a decade ago. People didn't care to defend non-existent beings with no rights, and let fantasy run wild. Priorities and principalities have run so askew. 2 27 2 retweeted 13 L Boy HE/HIM/HIS (Social media era! + see *) retweeted Hugh Mungos @KnoxEventDude 1d Show thread Replying to @Anarchy_Marine and @plazynoodles, @ghost_purr i think the biggest reason is because they don't have any redeeming trait, principle, or interesting personality IRL. They can only projecting their activist persona on internet but their knowledge is limited and they end up with defending fictional characters sexual consent. 27 2 ★ 16 L Boy HE/HIM/HIS (Social media era! + see ) retweeted Hugh Mungos @KnoxEventDude 1d Replying to @Anarchy_Marine and @plazynoodles, @ghost_purr Show thread they don't even have courage to help someone who fell on the street, so they login to social media and making high moral grounds take so feel good about themselves. it's never about the anime characters, it always about them. 27 1 Show thread

L Boy HE/HIM/HIS (Social media era! + see Anarchy Marine @Anarchy_Marine - 1d Replying to @KnoxEventDude and @plazynoodles, @ghost_purr Honestly, it's just sad at this point. Anime never had fake fans like this a decade ago. People didn't care to defend non-existent beings with no rights, and let fantasy run wild. Priorities and principalities have run so askew. 2 27 2 retweeted 13 L Boy HE/HIM/HIS (Social media era! + see *) retweeted Hugh Mungos @KnoxEventDude 1d Show thread Replying to @Anarchy_Marine and @plazynoodles, @ghost_purr i think the biggest reason is because they don't have any redeeming trait, principle, or interesting personality IRL. They can only projecting their activist persona on internet but their knowledge is limited and they end up with defending fictional characters sexual consent. 27 2 ★ 16 L Boy HE/HIM/HIS (Social media era! + see ) retweeted Hugh Mungos @KnoxEventDude 1d Replying to @Anarchy_Marine and @plazynoodles, @ghost_purr Show thread they don't even have courage to help someone who fell on the street, so they login to social media and making high moral grounds take so feel good about themselves. it's never about the anime characters, it always about them. 27 1 Show thread

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*Elon Musk deleting block feature* all previously blocked accounts in my timeline:

*Elon Musk deleting block feature* all previously blocked accounts in my timeline:

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You can't deny this | /r/memes

When you stay on Twitter for more then 2 hours. made with mematic I'm surrounded by idiots.

When you stay on Twitter for more then 2 hours. made with mematic I'm surrounded by idiots.

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omg she got hit by a car

Lolo @LolOverruled omg she got hit by a car Lolo @LolOverruled. Aug 27 new therapist GHOSTED ME today. who do I even tell this to :

Lolo @LolOverruled omg she got hit by a car Lolo @LolOverruled. Aug 27 new therapist GHOSTED ME today. who do I even tell this to :

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On the failures of Reconstruction and Denazification by Robert Evans (writer for Bellingcat and Business Insider)

Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK. Aug 26 fixing reconstruction would mean going back to ensure the Union executes every single Confederate politician and military officer the same thing would have been necessary to truly stop European fascism after WW2 Aqualmperium @aquaimperium8 - 26 ago. Reconstruction wasn't just abandoned and fell apart by in 1877 it was already dead and failed by then and was just formally given up on. To 'fix' Reconstruction you have to go further back that that. 369 1625 3,732 Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK. Aug 26 the undeniable conclusion to the failures of both reconstruction and denazification is that we left a lot of people alive who needed to die. 127 230 1,585 ılıl 152.4K 145 ılı 737.3K 1,545 1 Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK. Aug 26 and for the record this is not about vengeance. i don't support politics of vengeance. this is the political equivalent of shooting a rabid dog. 139 ılı 84.2K ↑

Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK. Aug 26 fixing reconstruction would mean going back to ensure the Union executes every single Confederate politician and military officer the same thing would have been necessary to truly stop European fascism after WW2 Aqualmperium @aquaimperium8 - 26 ago. Reconstruction wasn't just abandoned and fell apart by in 1877 it was already dead and failed by then and was just formally given up on. To 'fix' Reconstruction you have to go further back that that. 369 1625 3,732 Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK. Aug 26 the undeniable conclusion to the failures of both reconstruction and denazification is that we left a lot of people alive who needed to die. 127 230 1,585 ılıl 152.4K 145 ılı 737.3K 1,545 1 Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @IwriteOK. Aug 26 and for the record this is not about vengeance. i don't support politics of vengeance. this is the political equivalent of shooting a rabid dog. 139 ılı 84.2K ↑

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The Selection Fracture of Yes

@reyssben people on this app will treat fictional characters as if they were real people and then talk about real people as if they were fictional and then get mad at you for knowing the difference 11:21 PM - 01 Jun 22 Twitter Web App 8,466 Retweets 313 Quote Tweets 39.7K Likes ...

@reyssben people on this app will treat fictional characters as if they were real people and then talk about real people as if they were fictional and then get mad at you for knowing the difference 11:21 PM - 01 Jun 22 Twitter Web App 8,466 Retweets 313 Quote Tweets 39.7K Likes ...

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Understandable

Today in X @TodayInTwitter@mastodon.social Elon Musk, owner of X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, tells people on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, to stop calling X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter" Aug 28, 2023, 18:56 - Ivory for Mac 127 ★ 231

Today in X @TodayInTwitter@mastodon.social Elon Musk, owner of X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, tells people on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, to stop calling X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter" Aug 28, 2023, 18:56 - Ivory for Mac 127 ★ 231

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