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Dan White @atdanwhite Follow My friend Mitch's wife got drunk and let it slip that they haven't made love in 3 years because he's addicted to online p so tonight I surprised them with my famous baked beef rigatoni.
Dan White @atdanwhite Follow My friend Mitch's wife got drunk and let it slip that they haven't made love in 3 years because he's addicted to online p so tonight I surprised them with my famous baked beef rigatoni.

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What a time to be alive

Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland 600 I get a dozen robocalls and scam texts a day because a meat thermometer I bought 4 years ago made me register to their website for it to work and they had a data breach. What a wonderful time to be alive.
Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland 600 I get a dozen robocalls and scam texts a day because a meat thermometer I bought 4 years ago made me register to their website for it to work and they had a data breach. What a wonderful time to be alive.

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Tragedy...

BAFTA Del Walker @TheCartelDel Follow Vinesh Phogat just got Disqualified right before the Final, which would have been India's first Gold medal in wrestling. A visualization of this tragedy... Sw INDIA SPORTS CUNCIATI DISQUALIFIED Vinesh Phogat has been disqualified from Paris Olympics as she weighed 100 grams more than 50Kg, She will miss out on the medal and will be ranked last 100
BAFTA Del Walker @TheCartelDel Follow Vinesh Phogat just got Disqualified right before the Final, which would have been India's first Gold medal in wrestling. A visualization of this tragedy... Sw INDIA SPORTS CUNCIATI DISQUALIFIED Vinesh Phogat has been disqualified from Paris Olympics as she weighed 100 grams more than 50Kg, She will miss out on the medal and will be ranked last 100

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He really did that

Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made
Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made

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This is okay

@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes
@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes

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Classic

natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise
natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise

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Use your brain

Your Accountant @TJiMTS Fathers don't usually die during childbirth Equivocator™ @Oluwanonso_Esq. 3d Follow 600 It's funny how after the birth of a baby, announcers declare that "mother and baby are doing fine". What about the father?? 9:17 AM - 25/08/2024 From Earth 818K Views 0 6.3K Reposts 30 Quotes 71K Likes 480 Bookmarks 27 ↑
Your Accountant @TJiMTS Fathers don't usually die during childbirth Equivocator™ @Oluwanonso_Esq. 3d Follow 600 It's funny how after the birth of a baby, announcers declare that "mother and baby are doing fine". What about the father?? 9:17 AM - 25/08/2024 From Earth 818K Views 0 6.3K Reposts 30 Quotes 71K Likes 480 Bookmarks 27 ↑

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How ironic

The Jay Agenda @JayJurden Follow The guy in the middle can still hug his kids though Cassandra Hartford @SpaceCoastC... .3d Guy in the middle is the youngest. Wild 3:06 PM - 27 Aug 24 834K Views
The Jay Agenda @JayJurden Follow The guy in the middle can still hug his kids though Cassandra Hartford @SpaceCoastC... .3d Guy in the middle is the youngest. Wild 3:06 PM - 27 Aug 24 834K Views

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Just four words...

Lauren Boebert ✪ @laurenboebert I'm a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that's where I'm the strongest. Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont I believe you, Lauren.
Lauren Boebert ✪ @laurenboebert I'm a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that's where I'm the strongest. Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont I believe you, Lauren.

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He really outed himself like that

Nefarious Bits @BitsHamm....14h: When a filthy heretic Wont stop monologuing 9 1728 295 ılıı 3.7K ☐ NOT AN EMERGENCY Providence @painter_sp63179 • 2h Replying to @BitsHammer Still no females in this franchise. Q10 173 ılı 1.3K • Followed by some accounts you've liked Green Tiefling Follow @EuanEuand3 Replying to @painter_sp63179 and @Bits Hammer Sir, your bedroom is not a franchise. 9:53 a.m. 05 Sep 24 • 414 Views
Nefarious Bits @BitsHamm....14h: When a filthy heretic Wont stop monologuing 9 1728 295 ılıı 3.7K ☐ NOT AN EMERGENCY Providence @painter_sp63179 • 2h Replying to @BitsHammer Still no females in this franchise. Q10 173 ılı 1.3K • Followed by some accounts you've liked Green Tiefling Follow @EuanEuand3 Replying to @painter_sp63179 and @Bits Hammer Sir, your bedroom is not a franchise. 9:53 a.m. 05 Sep 24 • 414 Views

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It's quite simple

clara rockmore eyes @whichoe... . 2d v Lmao just get a girlfriend and have a barbecue it's literally not hard Western Traditionalist @W... . 3d I never lived it, but how I yearn to go back... 276 11K 123K ↑
clara rockmore eyes @whichoe... . 2d v Lmao just get a girlfriend and have a barbecue it's literally not hard Western Traditionalist @W... . 3d I never lived it, but how I yearn to go back... 276 11K 123K ↑

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Just a smidge of seasoning, please

KILL @broztitute that chicken died for nothing Don Julio. @ItsLungadonsa 2d Chicken briyani Follow
KILL @broztitute that chicken died for nothing Don Julio. @ItsLungadonsa 2d Chicken briyani Follow

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That was harsh

Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs ⚫ 21h What's your favorite "conspiracy" theory? 2K 251 2.2K ili 199K ធ t? You reposted TheRealThelmaJohnson @T... 19h : Replying to @ksorbs The one that claims you're an actor • 317 17426 5.6K ılı 38K ☐ %
Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs ⚫ 21h What's your favorite "conspiracy" theory? 2K 251 2.2K ili 199K ធ t? You reposted TheRealThelmaJohnson @T... 19h : Replying to @ksorbs The one that claims you're an actor • 317 17426 5.6K ılı 38K ☐ %

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She's real for that

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Following Just like catcalling, I don't owe a response to unsolicited requests from men with bad intentions. And also like catcalling, for some reason they feel entitled to one. Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra .@Ocasio2018 Refuses To Respond To @BenShapiro's $10K Debate Offer
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Following Just like catcalling, I don't owe a response to unsolicited requests from men with bad intentions. And also like catcalling, for some reason they feel entitled to one. Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra .@Ocasio2018 Refuses To Respond To @BenShapiro's $10K Debate Offer

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life before twitter

"Steve" @extranapkins Before twitter most rich people could go their entire lives without being told how insanely stupid they are 3:08 PM - Sep 13, 2019 ...
"Steve" @extranapkins Before twitter most rich people could go their entire lives without being told how insanely stupid they are 3:08 PM - Sep 13, 2019 ...

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Things a Cannibal would say

THINGS A CANNIBAL WOULD SAY ON 4CHAN Х abigail @abichungus ⚫ Aug 31 >white women >look inside >red mily
THINGS A CANNIBAL WOULD SAY ON 4CHAN Х abigail @abichungus ⚫ Aug 31 >white women >look inside >red mily

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Birdchan

Joan Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social PSA We only refer to twitter as Birdchan now Aug 29, 2024, 06:32 AM ③Typefully 71 boosts 116 favorites ... Thad @Thad@brontosin.space @Daojoan I'm partial to $8chan. <0 3h ...
Joan Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social PSA We only refer to twitter as Birdchan now Aug 29, 2024, 06:32 AM ③Typefully 71 boosts 116 favorites ... Thad @Thad@brontosin.space @Daojoan I'm partial to $8chan. <0 3h ...

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Elon Musk Twitter and it's irrational fear

EVERYBODY'S GOT A FEAR OF SOMETHING. X NOT EVERYBODY CISGENDER Visibility Limited This Post may violate X's rules against Hateful Conduct. Learn more This post can't be replied to, shared, or liked.
EVERYBODY'S GOT A FEAR OF SOMETHING. X NOT EVERYBODY CISGENDER Visibility Limited This Post may violate X's rules against Hateful Conduct. Learn more This post can't be replied to, shared, or liked.

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The ocean doesn’t like billionaires

← Post Dexerto Seguir @Dexerto Billionaire Mike Lynch confirmed dead at 59 after his body was recovered from his sunken yacht Traducir post 6:07 p. m.. 22 ago. 2024 - 984,4 mil Reproducciones 435 1 mil 19 mil 919 <<]
← Post Dexerto Seguir @Dexerto Billionaire Mike Lynch confirmed dead at 59 after his body was recovered from his sunken yacht Traducir post 6:07 p. m.. 22 ago. 2024 - 984,4 mil Reproducciones 435 1 mil 19 mil 919 <<]

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effective definition of liberal

slicin' up eyeballs @eyeball.... 11/23/23 A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that's going on right now.
slicin' up eyeballs @eyeball.... 11/23/23 A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that's going on right now.

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