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1d (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 8 1750 831
1d (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 8 1750 831

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Poor kid is finally free

Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"

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Shhh...

> Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"
> Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"

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Seriously?

Taylor Schumann @taylorsschumann This child just tried to convince me to hang this watering can full of water above the door for a prank. "Who are you pranking?" "you" ring
Taylor Schumann @taylorsschumann This child just tried to convince me to hang this watering can full of water above the door for a prank. "Who are you pranking?" "you" ring

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Not creepy at all

James Breakwell, Explodi @XplodingUnicorn She's been talking into the vent for a while At first I thought it was cute Now I'm afraid someone is talking back ...
James Breakwell, Explodi @XplodingUnicorn She's been talking into the vent for a while At first I thought it was cute Now I'm afraid someone is talking back ...

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That is insane

Abby Olcese @abbyolcese Follow I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed. JURT MORE THAN YOU 10 HOW TO ORDER
Abby Olcese @abbyolcese Follow I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed. JURT MORE THAN YOU 10 HOW TO ORDER

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Just focus

anu❤ @anuatluru an attention span greater than 60 seconds Jenni@hashjenr⚫Sep 14 People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore? • 11:46 PM Sep 16, 2024.
anu❤ @anuatluru an attention span greater than 60 seconds Jenni@hashjenr⚫Sep 14 People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore? • 11:46 PM Sep 16, 2024.

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Every time

Gen Z @wtf_gen_z Ask a guy about the sport he played and he will bring up a life altering injury that stopped him from becoming the best in the world
Gen Z @wtf_gen_z Ask a guy about the sport he played and he will bring up a life altering injury that stopped him from becoming the best in the world

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Please?

Moreen hey my partner and I noticed you from across the bar and we saw that you aren't eating the pickle that came with your sandwich can i have it
Moreen hey my partner and I noticed you from across the bar and we saw that you aren't eating the pickle that came with your sandwich can i have it

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Super sleuth

Tink @tinkx18 Do you remember sitting mad still in the living room with your family watching tv when it was your bed time so they would magically forget you were there and not send you to bed?
Tink @tinkx18 Do you remember sitting mad still in the living room with your family watching tv when it was your bed time so they would magically forget you were there and not send you to bed?

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Oh John Mayer

John Mayer @JohnMayer If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it's just "congratulations about your face." 10/19/17, 2:45 PM
John Mayer @JohnMayer If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it's just "congratulations about your face." 10/19/17, 2:45 PM

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Look closely

Nick Robinson @Babylonian it's gone now, but this tweet from the official Madden account is the funniest thing i've ever seen. merry christmas tmblr.co/ZgltSy2G19uQ4 The perfect for every fan's RETWEET for your chance to win this #Madden17 @Xbox One S! XBOX ONE 1TB/To FA XBOX ONE SPORTS MADDEN Xbox and Rob Gronkowski
Nick Robinson @Babylonian it's gone now, but this tweet from the official Madden account is the funniest thing i've ever seen. merry christmas tmblr.co/ZgltSy2G19uQ4 The perfect for every fan's RETWEET for your chance to win this #Madden17 @Xbox One S! XBOX ONE 1TB/To FA XBOX ONE SPORTS MADDEN Xbox and Rob Gronkowski

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Talking to themselves

Doritos @Doritos. 1h Doritos lovin' this rent-free space inside your head Chester Cheetah @Che....3h "Flamin' Hot" @doritos are only good when Cheetos have sold out. good morning. 17 2717 238 ↑ war holes @NotDental Replying to @Doritos y'all are owned by the same company shut the fk up. 9:05 AM 4/27/21 Twitter for iPhone
Doritos @Doritos. 1h Doritos lovin' this rent-free space inside your head Chester Cheetah @Che....3h "Flamin' Hot" @doritos are only good when Cheetos have sold out. good morning. 17 2717 238 ↑ war holes @NotDental Replying to @Doritos y'all are owned by the same company shut the fk up. 9:05 AM 4/27/21 Twitter for iPhone

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Tippy toes

← TAGAIN Right Wing Cope Post @RightWingCope Tim Pool, what's with the tippy toes dude Follow 600 9:30 AM 9/5/24 276K Views 736 Reposts 85 Quotes 14K Likes 182 Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies < Top B業 @BriocheWindows 7h ↑ 600 Tim isn't even that short, he's just your average 5'9" guy. Solid middle of the road height for an American. Q39 27 24 ili 12K ☐
← TAGAIN Right Wing Cope Post @RightWingCope Tim Pool, what's with the tippy toes dude Follow 600 9:30 AM 9/5/24 276K Views 736 Reposts 85 Quotes 14K Likes 182 Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies < Top B業 @BriocheWindows 7h ↑ 600 Tim isn't even that short, he's just your average 5'9" guy. Solid middle of the road height for an American. Q39 27 24 ili 12K ☐

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Major fail

127.0.0.1 Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ❤ L
127.0.0.1 Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ❤ L

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Real

Clarissa Maycock @ClarissaDM Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? via @MBA ish Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.
Clarissa Maycock @ClarissaDM Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? via @MBA ish Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.

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Wonder how people are gonna take this

Christina | D-Cup de los Mu... 07 Jul "All games are political" says the extremely smart individual who can't tell the difference between Metal Gear Solid, BioShock and this picture. 00 16 1 383 1,264
Christina | D-Cup de los Mu... 07 Jul "All games are political" says the extremely smart individual who can't tell the difference between Metal Gear Solid, BioShock and this picture. 00 16 1 383 1,264

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Let's get ready

Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

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Oh, definitely

From NonPoliticalTwitter community on Reddit shelby lorman @sdlorman did a rooster write this ??? what do roosters do 600 ☑ All News Videos Images Maps Shopping B The roosters may break up hen fights, find and give treats to then hens, encourage egg- laying, and even monitor the nest boxes. Roosters are beautiful. Roosters are classic farmyard icons, and they are gorgeous to look at in many cases. Roosters have a lot of personality. Dec 8, 2020
From NonPoliticalTwitter community on Reddit shelby lorman @sdlorman did a rooster write this ??? what do roosters do 600 ☑ All News Videos Images Maps Shopping B The roosters may break up hen fights, find and give treats to then hens, encourage egg- laying, and even monitor the nest boxes. Roosters are beautiful. Roosters are classic farmyard icons, and they are gorgeous to look at in many cases. Roosters have a lot of personality. Dec 8, 2020

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Big shoutout

Nathan Pyle shout out to the stranger who offered to take our family pic and left us a beautiful surprise too ALT 4:03 PM 12/14/23 1,422 Views . Cra
Nathan Pyle shout out to the stranger who offered to take our family pic and left us a beautiful surprise too ALT 4:03 PM 12/14/23 1,422 Views . Cra

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