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After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I'm devastated 2:48 AM 7/5/21 Twitter for iPhone 4,706 Retweets 10.9K Quote Tweets 25.3K Likes ↑ Replying to You're devastated because he respected your decision
After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I'm devastated 2:48 AM 7/5/21 Twitter for iPhone 4,706 Retweets 10.9K Quote Tweets 25.3K Likes ↑ Replying to You're devastated because he respected your decision

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Cool!

george slopadopolus @mustachetoilet Follow 600 Cool, here in the real world you'd have already burned to death Owen Sparks @OwenSparks_⚫1d Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in OF PA
george slopadopolus @mustachetoilet Follow 600 Cool, here in the real world you'd have already burned to death Owen Sparks @OwenSparks_⚫1d Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in OF PA

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He's mad

Joshua Reed Eakle I AM A FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST @JoshEakle. 6h I AM GOING TO SUE YOU Project Liberal HERE'S A CLIP FROM YOUR PODCAST Tim Pool → TIMCAST @Timcast 7h I have engaged legal counsel We are preparing to take action More to come x.com/KamalaHQ/statu... @projectliber
Joshua Reed Eakle I AM A FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST @JoshEakle. 6h I AM GOING TO SUE YOU Project Liberal HERE'S A CLIP FROM YOUR PODCAST Tim Pool → TIMCAST @Timcast 7h I have engaged legal counsel We are preparing to take action More to come x.com/KamalaHQ/statu... @projectliber

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Simple yet effective

vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles kun @theekundavai Replying to @vallavaraiyan well maybe you should have principles vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan Replying to @theekundavai you're right maybe i should
vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles kun @theekundavai Replying to @vallavaraiyan well maybe you should have principles vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan Replying to @theekundavai you're right maybe i should

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That's awkward

• • Viathan @VermilViathan 20h you can tell the rebrand is going very well and definitely not an utter failure when the owner is still calling it Twitter over a year later after the change Elon Musk X@elonmusk - 8h POV: VPN companies after Brazil banned twitter made with mematic 8.1K 17 29K 496K 36M амс 1
• • Viathan @VermilViathan 20h you can tell the rebrand is going very well and definitely not an utter failure when the owner is still calling it Twitter over a year later after the change Elon Musk X@elonmusk - 8h POV: VPN companies after Brazil banned twitter made with mematic 8.1K 17 29K 496K 36M амс 1

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Way too accurate

wp Washington Post → @washingtonpost Analysis: There are 7 million unemployed and 6.2 million job openings. What's the problem? Doc McDabbins @javeauriel Requirements: Master's degree, 5+ years of experience, 3 certifications Salary: $10.75/hr Benefits: None
wp Washington Post → @washingtonpost Analysis: There are 7 million unemployed and 6.2 million job openings. What's the problem? Doc McDabbins @javeauriel Requirements: Master's degree, 5+ years of experience, 3 certifications Salary: $10.75/hr Benefits: None

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Wow

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie How long until someone runs on the platform of #Food StampsForAll ? If healthcare is a right, is food as well? Mr. Maxwell @MrMaxwellmusic Yes. Current world food production makes enough to feed 10 billion people, about two and a half billion more than currently live. Starvation exists because it isn't profitable to solve.
Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie How long until someone runs on the platform of #Food StampsForAll ? If healthcare is a right, is food as well? Mr. Maxwell @MrMaxwellmusic Yes. Current world food production makes enough to feed 10 billion people, about two and a half billion more than currently live. Starvation exists because it isn't profitable to solve.

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Very cool

t BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a w
t BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a w

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Medicine for all

Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs If the shots were given away for free because they're life-saving, why isn't insulin free? Chemotherapy? Epipens? Dennis Perkins @DennisPerkin.... 5h Replying to @ksorbs Agreed! Socialized medicine for everyone!
Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs If the shots were given away for free because they're life-saving, why isn't insulin free? Chemotherapy? Epipens? Dennis Perkins @DennisPerkin.... 5h Replying to @ksorbs Agreed! Socialized medicine for everyone!

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Interesting...

NBC NBC Bay Area TAY AREA @nbcbayarea #BREAKING Uber CEO says the company will likely shut down temporarily if a court decides to classify drivers as employees. Max Berger → @maxberger Uber is admitting their business model depends upon exploiting workers and skirting labor law.
NBC NBC Bay Area TAY AREA @nbcbayarea #BREAKING Uber CEO says the company will likely shut down temporarily if a court decides to classify drivers as employees. Max Berger → @maxberger Uber is admitting their business model depends upon exploiting workers and skirting labor law.

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It's pretty similar

Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Closest I can think of is when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew David M. Perry @Lollardfish-15h Is there anything like what Musk is doing to twitter in history? Any analogies?
Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Closest I can think of is when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew David M. Perry @Lollardfish-15h Is there anything like what Musk is doing to twitter in history? Any analogies?

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Crazy...

THE The Hill HILL @thehill Sen. Tim Scott: "We cannot encourage people to make more money in unemployment than they do in employment." gee, I wonder why giving people enough to live on comes out to more than minimum wage?
THE The Hill HILL @thehill Sen. Tim Scott: "We cannot encourage people to make more money in unemployment than they do in employment." gee, I wonder why giving people enough to live on comes out to more than minimum wage?

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Money does matter...

Shweta Kukreja ❤ @ShwetaKukreja_ The biggest flex is not money. Its a fit body, good mental health, and a home full of people you love. Akanksha @Nyctophilic __ To achieve all of that, you need a good amount of money.
Shweta Kukreja ❤ @ShwetaKukreja_ The biggest flex is not money. Its a fit body, good mental health, and a home full of people you love. Akanksha @Nyctophilic __ To achieve all of that, you need a good amount of money.

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That's one way to do things

< Jason youtuebr u just think you are fcool 7:31 pm Im going to turn up at your house an burn it down 7:42 pm Im going to find u 8:01 pm You accepted the request STOP 8:22 pm stop Stop 8:29 pm AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/ damage towards someone's property [code:46374-a] your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending for an investigation. if you think this is a mistake, reply STOP 8:18 pm✔
< Jason youtuebr u just think you are fcool 7:31 pm Im going to turn up at your house an burn it down 7:42 pm Im going to find u 8:01 pm You accepted the request STOP 8:22 pm stop Stop 8:29 pm AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/ damage towards someone's property [code:46374-a] your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending for an investigation. if you think this is a mistake, reply STOP 8:18 pm✔

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They got him there

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 43m Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America? 30.1K 17 22K 156K ↑ • 38m > Apple Choosing where they do and don't want to advertise is free speech. Why do you hate the free market?
Elon Musk @elonmusk. 43m Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America? 30.1K 17 22K 156K ↑ • 38m > Apple Choosing where they do and don't want to advertise is free speech. Why do you hate the free market?

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This is wholesome

Translated from Arabic by Google I told my mom that I wanted a heater to cover myself with while I was spending the night in the hospital because of the air conditioning. I was surprised by the Mickey Mouse heater, and I was embarrassed to take it out, honestly. We are soldiers in an army hospital, that is. Until I found the guy sleeping on the mattress in front of me. His mother gave him SpongeBob. 2:03 AM 25/09/2024 516K Views 314 Reposts 136 Quotes 13K Likes 851 Bookmarks
Translated from Arabic by Google I told my mom that I wanted a heater to cover myself with while I was spending the night in the hospital because of the air conditioning. I was surprised by the Mickey Mouse heater, and I was embarrassed to take it out, honestly. We are soldiers in an army hospital, that is. Until I found the guy sleeping on the mattress in front of me. His mother gave him SpongeBob. 2:03 AM 25/09/2024 516K Views 314 Reposts 136 Quotes 13K Likes 851 Bookmarks

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So kind

he BrennanBarbieur I literally helped him find dee. What'd you do today. IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO DEE DEE ΓΗ DEE
he BrennanBarbieur I literally helped him find dee. What'd you do today. IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO DEE DEE ΓΗ DEE

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Interesting...

FACTS Kanye West once spontaneously rapped his entire album to Seth Rogen in the back of a limousine while he sat in disbelief. It took him two hours. 전쟁은 CO 십시오! W AP 199 172,885 24.8K Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying to @mrwtffacts This is true.
FACTS Kanye West once spontaneously rapped his entire album to Seth Rogen in the back of a limousine while he sat in disbelief. It took him two hours. 전쟁은 CO 십시오! W AP 199 172,885 24.8K Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying to @mrwtffacts This is true.

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What happened here?

fel @vmtrystardust. 4. Aug. why are there two olives liking my post and one of them is in jail mo and 100 others lil
fel @vmtrystardust. 4. Aug. why are there two olives liking my post and one of them is in jail mo and 100 others lil

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Bob l'eponge

dina @deeenss i grew up watching cartoons in french and i remember trying to make friends in school asking everyone "yall watch bob l'éponge" omg they bullied me so hard
dina @deeenss i grew up watching cartoons in french and i remember trying to make friends in school asking everyone "yall watch bob l'éponge" omg they bullied me so hard

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