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My Giant Dick

Stu Gnuts @blammus Follow l trip down the sidewalk and my d--- spills out of my shorts and bounces around. Embarrassed, i stuff my floppy c--- into my shorts and..gadzooks! I accidentally jam my pud right up my ass! I yell and kick over a baby carriage, spilling the child into the path of an oncoming semi 12:07 AM - 27 Sep 2017
Stu Gnuts @blammus Follow l trip down the sidewalk and my d--- spills out of my shorts and bounces around. Embarrassed, i stuff my floppy c--- into my shorts and..gadzooks! I accidentally jam my pud right up my ass! I yell and kick over a baby carriage, spilling the child into the path of an oncoming semi 12:07 AM - 27 Sep 2017

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Eric Garland Parody

Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat Following Oh no, they've given Eric Garland the 280 characters Eric Garland @ericgarland Strap yourselves in, Ericheads, because the Ballin' Blue Bird we call Twitter has given the G-Man (me) 280 big, fat, moist characters. Now when I squirt my thought juice into your curious craniums it'll bee extra thick and creamy. My ideas were hefty before but now they come witha warning label - "Caution: Wide Load"! Let's rock!
Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat Following Oh no, they've given Eric Garland the 280 characters Eric Garland @ericgarland Strap yourselves in, Ericheads, because the Ballin' Blue Bird we call Twitter has given the G-Man (me) 280 big, fat, moist characters. Now when I squirt my thought juice into your curious craniums it'll bee extra thick and creamy. My ideas were hefty before but now they come witha warning label - "Caution: Wide Load"! Let's rock!

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This Is Just To Say

J. Robert Lennon Follow This is just to say I have raised the limit of the characters on the webpage and which you probably thought were more than adequate Forgive me it's difficult to punish verbal abuse This is easier and costs less money and um Some other stuff uh, thinkfluencing, pivoting to vi
J. Robert Lennon Follow This is just to say I have raised the limit of the characters on the webpage and which you probably thought were more than adequate Forgive me it's difficult to punish verbal abuse This is easier and costs less money and um Some other stuff uh, thinkfluencing, pivoting to vi

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Edited Jack Tweet

ooo AT&T Wi-Fi T5:11 PM 25% Tweet jack * @jack This is a small change, but a big move fer us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoug solving a real problem while maintaining our hrevity, speee,_ andessence! Tweet your reply
ooo AT&T Wi-Fi T5:11 PM 25% Tweet jack * @jack This is a small change, but a big move fer us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoug solving a real problem while maintaining our hrevity, speee,_ andessence! Tweet your reply

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Jack's Long Tweet

jack @jack Follow This is a small change, but a big move for us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoughtful the team has been in solving a real problem people have when trying to tweet. And at the same time maintaining our brevity, speed, and essence! Twitter@Twitter Can't fit your Tweet into 140 characters? We're trying something new with a small group, and increasing the character limit to 280! Excited about the possibilities? Read our blog to find out how it all adds up... 6:00 PM -26 Sep 2017
jack @jack Follow This is a small change, but a big move for us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoughtful the team has been in solving a real problem people have when trying to tweet. And at the same time maintaining our brevity, speed, and essence! Twitter@Twitter Can't fit your Tweet into 140 characters? We're trying something new with a small group, and increasing the character limit to 280! Excited about the possibilities? Read our blog to find out how it all adds up... 6:00 PM -26 Sep 2017

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Why are you that color?

19h JJ @vodkakissesx @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green? Expand 19h THE Grinch @ltsTheGrinchYO "@vodkakissesx: @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green?" Why are you orange? Hide conversation ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorite 179 140
19h JJ @vodkakissesx @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green? Expand 19h THE Grinch @ltsTheGrinchYO "@vodkakissesx: @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green?" Why are you orange? Hide conversation ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorite 179 140

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None of us do, buddy... None of us do.

chris Follow @spliced I swear to god I don't even know what's goin on in 2017 anymore BLACK 7:11 AM-22 Aug 2017 39,918 Retweets 69,472 Likes
chris Follow @spliced I swear to god I don't even know what's goin on in 2017 anymore BLACK 7:11 AM-22 Aug 2017 39,918 Retweets 69,472 Likes

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Finally some good news

Kermit@ltsKermit 3 tim Finally some good news óversǎtt fr n engelska U.S. + CNN Too much time on the internet may lead to an early death, study finds. By James Nielssen, CNN 4,13 1,1 tn 2,1 tn
Kermit@ltsKermit 3 tim Finally some good news óversǎtt fr n engelska U.S. + CNN Too much time on the internet may lead to an early death, study finds. By James Nielssen, CNN 4,13 1,1 tn 2,1 tn

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WHOa,THIS LOOKS HARD How to not say dumb s--- SEARCH Seardh Results
WHOa,THIS LOOKS HARD How to not say dumb s--- SEARCH Seardh Results

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The comment to like/retweet ratio and the absolute slamming he is getting is a sight to behold. Twitter is on fire right now. More and more famous people are waging in by the minute.

← Tweet Andrew Tate@Cobratate 2d Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will alwavs be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it Thread 18.9Kth 1,880 4,862 Josh Peterson @jdpeterson Replying to @Cobratate Hi, I've never heard of you until tonight, but instead of being angry about your tweet, l'm just going to reply with some helpful links 4:21 AM 08 Sep 17 3,145 Retweets 20.6K Likes @) J.K. Rowling Φ @jk_rowling This thread will teach you a lot about the defence mechanism of projection, but zero about the real mental illness that is depression James Woods@RealJames... 11h v t's difficult to understand depression in the same way that anorexia (another killer) was misunderstood. Ignorance makes treatment harder. Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt See, THIS response to @Cobratate is helpful & thoughtful. I got angry, but I'm not sorry I did. Take a minute & read @jdpeterson's thread twitter.com/jdpeterson/sta. 17 ti 423 1,803 James woods Φ @RealJames.. . 11 h ﹀ A friend on my track team committed suicide in high school. We were devastated because his life was so "good." Depression is real. Thank you
← Tweet Andrew Tate@Cobratate 2d Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will alwavs be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it Thread 18.9Kth 1,880 4,862 Josh Peterson @jdpeterson Replying to @Cobratate Hi, I've never heard of you until tonight, but instead of being angry about your tweet, l'm just going to reply with some helpful links 4:21 AM 08 Sep 17 3,145 Retweets 20.6K Likes @) J.K. Rowling Φ @jk_rowling This thread will teach you a lot about the defence mechanism of projection, but zero about the real mental illness that is depression James Woods@RealJames... 11h v t's difficult to understand depression in the same way that anorexia (another killer) was misunderstood. Ignorance makes treatment harder. Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt See, THIS response to @Cobratate is helpful & thoughtful. I got angry, but I'm not sorry I did. Take a minute & read @jdpeterson's thread twitter.com/jdpeterson/sta. 17 ti 423 1,803 James woods Φ @RealJames.. . 11 h ﹀ A friend on my track team committed suicide in high school. We were devastated because his life was so "good." Depression is real. Thank you

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Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence

oo Sprint LTE 6:21 PM 42% Tweet Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence leedle @leedleleedlelee We can steal your man 9/7/17, 6:20 PM 12 Retweets 19 Likes Tweet your reply
oo Sprint LTE 6:21 PM 42% Tweet Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence leedle @leedleleedlelee We can steal your man 9/7/17, 6:20 PM 12 Retweets 19 Likes Tweet your reply

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Math is one hell of a drug.

Chemical Brother @arumndochukwu Kids born in 2000 are 25 years, let that sink in 9:54 a.m. 01 Sep 17 Anietie @Beanchesterr You been doing meth instead of math
Chemical Brother @arumndochukwu Kids born in 2000 are 25 years, let that sink in 9:54 a.m. 01 Sep 17 Anietie @Beanchesterr You been doing meth instead of math

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Ppl say some mean shit about artists on the internet someone just said my album sucks i dont even have an album

rich brian @richchigga Ppl say some mean s--- about artists on the internet someone just said my album sucks i dont even have an album
rich brian @richchigga Ppl say some mean s--- about artists on the internet someone just said my album sucks i dont even have an album

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Climatological 4D Chess.

Steven Shepard @POLITICO Steve More bad news: We now have Tropical Storm #Jose in the Atlantic behind #Irma. Expected to become a hurricane in 36-48 hours. Atlantic Tropical Cyciones and Disturbances 40 N 25 N IRMA JOSE 10:55 am EDT Tue Sep 5 2017 S N Jamil from Vallejo @JamilMadison Good thing Trump won't let Jose in the US.
Steven Shepard @POLITICO Steve More bad news: We now have Tropical Storm #Jose in the Atlantic behind #Irma. Expected to become a hurricane in 36-48 hours. Atlantic Tropical Cyciones and Disturbances 40 N 25 N IRMA JOSE 10:55 am EDT Tue Sep 5 2017 S N Jamil from Vallejo @JamilMadison Good thing Trump won't let Jose in the US.

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ESRB on dabbing

ESRB @ESRBRatings ESRB Any game that promotes "dabbing" will now be rated AO. 5:05 PM 28 Aug 17 4.9M Retweets 2.5M Likes 獣大王@kemonoda.o0089-2d Replying to @ESRBratings 何だこれわ?! ESRB e. @ESRBratings . 1 d ESRB Replying to @kemonodaio0089 and a ching ching ching to you too furry
ESRB @ESRBRatings ESRB Any game that promotes "dabbing" will now be rated AO. 5:05 PM 28 Aug 17 4.9M Retweets 2.5M Likes 獣大王@kemonoda.o0089-2d Replying to @ESRBratings 何だこれわ?! ESRB e. @ESRBratings . 1 d ESRB Replying to @kemonodaio0089 and a ching ching ching to you too furry

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It's Like it Takes Out All the Brown and Gray Or Something!

Loyal Space Marine @AGhostlerer Follow I almost prefer skyrim with no texture Markarth Selitude iterun @indheim 11:52 PM-22 Aug 2017 5,085 Retweets 14,085 Likes 000霩.處 0339 5.1K 14K
Loyal Space Marine @AGhostlerer Follow I almost prefer skyrim with no texture Markarth Selitude iterun @indheim 11:52 PM-22 Aug 2017 5,085 Retweets 14,085 Likes 000霩.處 0339 5.1K 14K

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Not Weird

WHY ARE YOU BURNING THESE? TS COOL, DUdE. TECHNICALLY I OWN THESE, SO IT'S NOT LIKE,WEIRD OR ANYTHING. .
WHY ARE YOU BURNING THESE? TS COOL, DUdE. TECHNICALLY I OWN THESE, SO IT'S NOT LIKE,WEIRD OR ANYTHING. .

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Door

PLEASE DO NOT BLOCK DOOR O Blocked door @door @door is blocked Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @door View Tweets Blocked @dodr
PLEASE DO NOT BLOCK DOOR O Blocked door @door @door is blocked Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @door View Tweets Blocked @dodr

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"It's perfect, they'll never find it."

tess @that1mum Starting a girls only gym that plays early 2000's pop music & we can all compliment each others butts & not get catcalled/stared at by dudes 7/11/17, 9:50 AM 20.8K RETWEETS 119K LIKES tess @that1mum 1d Replying to @that1mum And gay boys are invited わ21 다 180 1,922 ⓥegan Skunk Ape @Yunghonch-1d GG&G Gals, gays, and gains わ3 200 2,457 katalina wine mixer @whaddupk 13h petition to call it The G Spot わ5 251 3,022 Karla A Montilla @Kat 22M Replying to @whaddupk @Yunghonch and @that1mum It's perfect, they'll never find it 7/12/17, 6:40 PM 166 RETWEETS 1,983 LIKES
tess @that1mum Starting a girls only gym that plays early 2000's pop music & we can all compliment each others butts & not get catcalled/stared at by dudes 7/11/17, 9:50 AM 20.8K RETWEETS 119K LIKES tess @that1mum 1d Replying to @that1mum And gay boys are invited わ21 다 180 1,922 ⓥegan Skunk Ape @Yunghonch-1d GG&G Gals, gays, and gains わ3 200 2,457 katalina wine mixer @whaddupk 13h petition to call it The G Spot わ5 251 3,022 Karla A Montilla @Kat 22M Replying to @whaddupk @Yunghonch and @that1mum It's perfect, they'll never find it 7/12/17, 6:40 PM 166 RETWEETS 1,983 LIKES

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The ulterior reason you loved Disney Films

Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die 7:22 PM 04 Jun 17
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die 7:22 PM 04 Jun 17

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