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Bryan Cristante signing announcement

Startpagina Meldingen Tweetern AS Roma English @ASRomaEN Volgen ROMA OFFICIAL Bryan Cristante is an #ASRoma player! The Italian international midfielder becomes our third signing of the summer! Tweet vertalen ROMA QATAR AIRWAYS 1927 2018 Twitter Over Helpcentrum Voorwaarden PrivacybeleidCookies Advertentie-informatie AS Roma English @ASRomaEN Official English-language Twitter account of AS Roma. See also: @officialasroma @ASRomaArabic@Official Roma ID @ASRomaEspanol @ASRoma @ASRoma Persian O Roma asroma.com Geregistreerd in januari 2015 13:15 - 8 jun. 2018
Startpagina Meldingen Tweetern AS Roma English @ASRomaEN Volgen ROMA OFFICIAL Bryan Cristante is an #ASRoma player! The Italian international midfielder becomes our third signing of the summer! Tweet vertalen ROMA QATAR AIRWAYS 1927 2018 Twitter Over Helpcentrum Voorwaarden PrivacybeleidCookies Advertentie-informatie AS Roma English @ASRomaEN Official English-language Twitter account of AS Roma. See also: @officialasroma @ASRomaArabic@Official Roma ID @ASRomaEspanol @ASRoma @ASRoma Persian O Roma asroma.com Geregistreerd in januari 2015 13:15 - 8 jun. 2018

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me irl

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Follow Two auto-replying bots have now beern stuck in a loop with each other for several hours and the resulting thread reads like most of my internal monoloque: here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here is a personal reminder for u from twitter! be kind to yourself!! please let your eyes rest and look up endless screaming V@infinite scream 2h here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here's a personal reminder for you:take a moment to stay hydrated please! take care!! 5 endless screaming V@infinite_scream 2h 2 here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here is a personal reminder: take a bit of time to eat something if you have not been eating regularly please! i love u! endless screaming V@infinite_scream 2h here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here is a personal reminder::take a bit of time to eat something if you have not been eating regularly please! i love u!
Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Follow Two auto-replying bots have now beern stuck in a loop with each other for several hours and the resulting thread reads like most of my internal monoloque: here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here is a personal reminder for u from twitter! be kind to yourself!! please let your eyes rest and look up endless screaming V@infinite scream 2h here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here's a personal reminder for you:take a moment to stay hydrated please! take care!! 5 endless screaming V@infinite_scream 2h 2 here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here is a personal reminder: take a bit of time to eat something if you have not been eating regularly please! i love u! endless screaming V@infinite_scream 2h here's your reminder @tinycarebot 2h here is a personal reminder::take a bit of time to eat something if you have not been eating regularly please! i love u!

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Hell

Calgie @christiancalgie 7h So I cleared the Tommy Robinson protest and now l've walked into a naked bicycle ride??? BUTLER ECKHARTFREEMAN LONDON HAS FALLEN 19 248 785 Calgie @christiancalgie Follow They have merged. I am in hell 8:03 AM-9 Jun 2018 ,141 Retweets 2,879 Likes

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All the Gilberts be s h o o k

kel @baddiekel imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert Hammurabi @gilbertura Man f--- this tweet
kel @baddiekel imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert Hammurabi @gilbertura Man f--- this tweet

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Burger Führer

Falcom Brand Ambassador Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh 2.06 PM-Jun 5 2018 9.8K Retweets 33.7K Likes
Falcom Brand Ambassador Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh 2.06 PM-Jun 5 2018 9.8K Retweets 33.7K Likes

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Millenial Monopoly

Technical!yRon @TechnicallyRon Let's play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can't afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.
Technical!yRon @TechnicallyRon Let's play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can't afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.

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Israeli Embassy drops a “Mean Girls” Tweet on Iran

Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir Our stance against Israel is the same stance we have always taken. #Israel is a malignant cancerous tumor in the West Asian region that has to be removed and eradicated: it is possible and it will happen. 7/31/91 #GreatReturnMarch 3 Jun Embassy of Israel @lsraelinUSA pic.twitter.com/1dRRE7NV1s 6:11 PM - Jun 4, 2018 GIF Why are you so obsessed with me? 994 t 8,553 23,766
Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir Our stance against Israel is the same stance we have always taken. #Israel is a malignant cancerous tumor in the West Asian region that has to be removed and eradicated: it is possible and it will happen. 7/31/91 #GreatReturnMarch 3 Jun Embassy of Israel @lsraelinUSA pic.twitter.com/1dRRE7NV1s 6:11 PM - Jun 4, 2018 GIF Why are you so obsessed with me? 994 t 8,553 23,766

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Solid choice. Now you have 2 things that are ruined

Follow @lazyboy I told them to add an egg to my mtn dew and they did it ADD AN ECG TO ANYTHING Gril Frie che e Lett May FOR lusT 5oS 10:18 PM- 10 Jul 2015 6 9de φ 1,664 Retweets 2,540 Likes
Follow @lazyboy I told them to add an egg to my mtn dew and they did it ADD AN ECG TO ANYTHING Gril Frie che e Lett May FOR lusT 5oS 10:18 PM- 10 Jul 2015 6 9de φ 1,664 Retweets 2,540 Likes

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i live in fear that someone will kidnap my grandson Billy

Otis @TurntGrandpa I live in fear that someone will kidnap my grandson Billy who lives at 822 58th St, Apt 2 on the 4th floor, keeps door unlocked cant miss it 11/10/15, 6:07 AM
Otis @TurntGrandpa I live in fear that someone will kidnap my grandson Billy who lives at 822 58th St, Apt 2 on the 4th floor, keeps door unlocked cant miss it 11/10/15, 6:07 AM

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The most gender-slanted verbs used in 100,000 plot descriptions

Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill Folgen He kidnaps; she screams: Fascinating analysis of plot descriptions of 100,000 stories shows which verbs are most likely to follow "he" rather than "she," and vice versa varianceexplained.org/r/tidytext-gen Tweet übersetzen Verbs correlated with gender in 100,000 plot descriptions Words with at least 200 uses after he/she, 12 most skewed in each direction. screams cries rejects resists accepts forgives sings pleads reminds thanks married stabs storms kisses murdered owns chases instructs lands owes orders challenges kills saves defeats proposes beats rescueS kidnaps More she" More 'he' 2x Same 2X Relative appearance after "she" compared to "he" 02:18 19. Mai 2018 329 Retweets 606 ,Gefällt mir"-Angaben Jenni Newcombe @FoleyJenni 20. Mai Antwort an @SteveStuWill This is quite shocking!" she screamed!
Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill Folgen He kidnaps; she screams: Fascinating analysis of plot descriptions of 100,000 stories shows which verbs are most likely to follow "he" rather than "she," and vice versa varianceexplained.org/r/tidytext-gen Tweet übersetzen Verbs correlated with gender in 100,000 plot descriptions Words with at least 200 uses after he/she, 12 most skewed in each direction. screams cries rejects resists accepts forgives sings pleads reminds thanks married stabs storms kisses murdered owns chases instructs lands owes orders challenges kills saves defeats proposes beats rescueS kidnaps More she" More 'he' 2x Same 2X Relative appearance after "she" compared to "he" 02:18 19. Mai 2018 329 Retweets 606 ,Gefällt mir"-Angaben Jenni Newcombe @FoleyJenni 20. Mai Antwort an @SteveStuWill This is quite shocking!" she screamed!

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Man forces a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then write one of it's own. Here is the first page.

Follow KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page. INFOMERCIAL TGARAGE A man uees a saw to cut up a different saw las thie ever happened to you7 The man, aaw explodea- Ha L.ต unhurt, but angry VOICEOVER CON?' D 》 Your sav explodes,but doean Leave a delicious plate of lasagna at the point of explosion? The nan looks tovarde the screen. MAN Life without lasagna Len't lifet A giant red x appeare over the man, indicating he ahould die Hashtag Naver againi CUT TO: INT. MORE FUCKABLE GARAGE A more fuckable man uses a saw to cut up a pile of teeth. VOICEOVER Juat watch The nan continues to saw VOICBOVER (CONT'D) Keep watching The nan continues to aw. VOICEOVER (CONT D) Any second now The man's saw explode. After the emoke cleare, there is a delieious plate of lasagna on top of the pile of teeth MORE FUCKABLE MAN Theee teeth can stay Whatever produet that nakes this happen is never mentioned
Follow KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page. INFOMERCIAL TGARAGE A man uees a saw to cut up a different saw las thie ever happened to you7 The man, aaw explodea- Ha L.ต unhurt, but angry VOICEOVER CON?' D 》 Your sav explodes,but doean Leave a delicious plate of lasagna at the point of explosion? The nan looks tovarde the screen. MAN Life without lasagna Len't lifet A giant red x appeare over the man, indicating he ahould die Hashtag Naver againi CUT TO: INT. MORE FUCKABLE GARAGE A more fuckable man uses a saw to cut up a pile of teeth. VOICEOVER Juat watch The nan continues to saw VOICBOVER (CONT'D) Keep watching The nan continues to aw. VOICEOVER (CONT D) Any second now The man's saw explode. After the emoke cleare, there is a delieious plate of lasagna on top of the pile of teeth MORE FUCKABLE MAN Theee teeth can stay Whatever produet that nakes this happen is never mentioned

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CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE

Phil Follow @TheyCallMeDSP I respectfully challenge @LOWTIERGOD to online combat in the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection (PS4). No drama or insults, just fun. ST and 3S (I will probably win the former and he the latter) and HF/Alpha 3 if he'd like to GIF GIFSec.com 1:04 am 31 May 2018 43 Retweets 142 Likes Dalauan Sparrow LOWTIERGOD 9h Replying to TheyCallMeDSP I wont beat you in st but 3s...we'll set something up for next week. 4 O 47 Phil @TheyCallMeDSP 9h I can't play 3S online at all, if you can, it's a freebie for you sir. I'll follow you, you can PM me and we'll set it up Dalauan Sparrow @LOWTIERGOD.9h Alright ill give you a dm tomorrow 13
Phil Follow @TheyCallMeDSP I respectfully challenge @LOWTIERGOD to online combat in the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection (PS4). No drama or insults, just fun. ST and 3S (I will probably win the former and he the latter) and HF/Alpha 3 if he'd like to GIF GIFSec.com 1:04 am 31 May 2018 43 Retweets 142 Likes Dalauan Sparrow LOWTIERGOD 9h Replying to TheyCallMeDSP I wont beat you in st but 3s...we'll set something up for next week. 4 O 47 Phil @TheyCallMeDSP 9h I can't play 3S online at all, if you can, it's a freebie for you sir. I'll follow you, you can PM me and we'll set it up Dalauan Sparrow @LOWTIERGOD.9h Alright ill give you a dm tomorrow 13

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conservative journalist thinks she's being special pt 2

Maya Angelique @MayaAMonroe Follow White women love to disrespect other people's cultures/religions then act like they're a rebellious revolutionary. No Karen, you're just a bitch. Will Sommer& @willsommer Conservative journalist Laura Loomer is gonna cause an international incident 8:49 AM-17 May 2018 7,947 Retweets 144,550 Likes
Maya Angelique @MayaAMonroe Follow White women love to disrespect other people's cultures/religions then act like they're a rebellious revolutionary. No Karen, you're just a bitch. Will Sommer& @willsommer Conservative journalist Laura Loomer is gonna cause an international incident 8:49 AM-17 May 2018 7,947 Retweets 144,550 Likes

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conservative journalist thinks she's being special pt 1

Molly Dooling Follow lestdooling catholic churches ask visitors to cover knees and shoulders, buddhist temples ask visitors to remove shoes and hats. muslim mosques ask visitors to cover hadd andd hair. this is normal. you are not making a "statement". you are being a ._..~rsoasgeur Will Sommer® @willsommer Conservative journalist Laura Loomer is gonna cause an international incident 12:21 PM - 17 May 2018 109,154 Retweets 239,797 Likes 1000の安aje
Molly Dooling Follow lestdooling catholic churches ask visitors to cover knees and shoulders, buddhist temples ask visitors to remove shoes and hats. muslim mosques ask visitors to cover hadd andd hair. this is normal. you are not making a "statement". you are being a ._..~rsoasgeur Will Sommer® @willsommer Conservative journalist Laura Loomer is gonna cause an international incident 12:21 PM - 17 May 2018 109,154 Retweets 239,797 Likes 1000の安aje

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Shanenopolis is taking a "mental health break"

Being constantly attacked by misogynists and nazis is pretty draining. Shanenopolis a @Shanenopolis Reee @ReeeGaro Taking a mental health break from social media for a while. Being constantly attacked by misogynists and nazis is pretty draining. Replying to Shanenopolis EE Joined August 2014 You are literally a sex offender
Being constantly attacked by misogynists and nazis is pretty draining. Shanenopolis a @Shanenopolis Reee @ReeeGaro Taking a mental health break from social media for a while. Being constantly attacked by misogynists and nazis is pretty draining. Replying to Shanenopolis EE Joined August 2014 You are literally a sex offender

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Cockroaches

Dragonball's Best @DBs_Best Follow If bedbugs are found on beds, then how did they come up with the name cockroach? 8:35 PM - 24 May 2018 11 Retweets 26 Likes Tweet your reply Dragonball's Best @DBs_Best 49m I lost 4 followers
Dragonball's Best @DBs_Best Follow If bedbugs are found on beds, then how did they come up with the name cockroach? 8:35 PM - 24 May 2018 11 Retweets 26 Likes Tweet your reply Dragonball's Best @DBs_Best 49m I lost 4 followers

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Yeah But it's Not Called "Lootboxes" ;)

Polygon @Polygon 2h Battlefield 5 will not have loot boxes, EA confirms. polygon.com/ 2018/5/23/1738.. 24 53 251 Josh @AmazinSuperHick Replying to @Polygon Pre order page flat out says "pre order the deluxe edition and You'll receive vital supplies with 20 weekly Airlifts, each containing one customization ltem 5/23/18, 5:58 PM
Polygon @Polygon 2h Battlefield 5 will not have loot boxes, EA confirms. polygon.com/ 2018/5/23/1738.. 24 53 251 Josh @AmazinSuperHick Replying to @Polygon Pre order page flat out says "pre order the deluxe edition and You'll receive vital supplies with 20 weekly Airlifts, each containing one customization ltem 5/23/18, 5:58 PM

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you think?

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me irl

When you sign into Twitter to watch funny videos and the gun control debate is raging
When you sign into Twitter to watch funny videos and the gun control debate is raging

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They didn't know

Clemps @MrClemps Followv Did CliffyB really surprise his entire team with the shutdown of his company? Like, no build- up or anything? Christ guys, I'm so sorry. Ron LaJoie @ron_lajoie Replying to @HarleyXOttv @Radical Heights Welp, scratch that. No female ever :( 12:10 PM -14 May 2018 31 82 Retweets 193 Likes 8tl 82 193
Clemps @MrClemps Followv Did CliffyB really surprise his entire team with the shutdown of his company? Like, no build- up or anything? Christ guys, I'm so sorry. Ron LaJoie @ron_lajoie Replying to @HarleyXOttv @Radical Heights Welp, scratch that. No female ever :( 12:10 PM -14 May 2018 31 82 Retweets 193 Likes 8tl 82 193

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