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I don't even know if there is such a thing as "kosher milk"

"TheNiceGuy" tm @SonofGwyn91 Follow @benshapiro how much will it cost for your sister to breast feed me some of that delicious kosher milk 100100100 11:54 AM - 20 Aug 2018 100100 8 Retweets 13 Likes Aug 20 Replying to @SonofGwyn91 @benshapiro I reinstalled twitter on my phone for this Aug 20 Replying to @SonofGwyn91 @benshapiro You forgot to say please Aug 20 Replying to @SonofGwyn91 @benshapiro Okay now this is epic G 2018 Twitter About Help Center Terms Privacy policy Cookies Ads info

"TheNiceGuy" tm @SonofGwyn91 Follow @benshapiro how much will it cost for your sister to breast feed me some of that delicious kosher milk 100100100 11:54 AM - 20 Aug 2018 100100 8 Retweets 13 Likes Aug 20 Replying to @SonofGwyn91 @benshapiro I reinstalled twitter on my phone for this Aug 20 Replying to @SonofGwyn91 @benshapiro You forgot to say please Aug 20 Replying to @SonofGwyn91 @benshapiro Okay now this is epic G 2018 Twitter About Help Center Terms Privacy policy Cookies Ads info

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Priorities straight

fgc sachiko @woke teen My girl was in labor, but when one of my boys wanna play a round, you already know I'm there 700 10:03 PM Aug 19, 2018

fgc sachiko @woke teen My girl was in labor, but when one of my boys wanna play a round, you already know I'm there 700 10:03 PM Aug 19, 2018

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The invention of glue

MehGyver but Spooky AndrewNadeauo INVENTOR OF GLUE: I bet if we melt that horse we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff. TIM: Dude...is everything okay at home?

MehGyver but Spooky AndrewNadeauo INVENTOR OF GLUE: I bet if we melt that horse we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff. TIM: Dude...is everything okay at home?

well that is certainly one way to get out of buying a ticket

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 BF: Sorry babe, I only got one ticket, so you can't come along unless I somehow smuggle you in a duffle bag. GF: 5:31 AM - 20 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 BF: Sorry babe, I only got one ticket, so you can't come along unless I somehow smuggle you in a duffle bag. GF: 5:31 AM - 20 Aug 2018

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Dual purpose vehicle

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When you gotta install a generator at 2:00 but gotta pick up the kids from daycare at 2:15 5:30 AM-20 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When you gotta install a generator at 2:00 but gotta pick up the kids from daycare at 2:15 5:30 AM-20 Aug 2018

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Hope he isn't spending that time cooking meth

CNN CNN @CNN A teacher battling cancer ran out of sick days, so school employees showered him with theirs cnn.it/2nFZkCO Will Fischer @will_c_fischer What if _ hear me out _ we didn't have a system that required a person battling cancer to rely on the generosity of their colleagues for sick days?

CNN CNN @CNN A teacher battling cancer ran out of sick days, so school employees showered him with theirs cnn.it/2nFZkCO Will Fischer @will_c_fischer What if _ hear me out _ we didn't have a system that required a person battling cancer to rely on the generosity of their colleagues for sick days?

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A Mask

zak ali _zakali Follow "Promoting alternative viewpoints in timeline" Can we all agree that "alternative viewpoints' is just the newest mask for hate speech, false info, and racism? Mediagazer@mediagazer moting alternative vie labeling bots, and redesigning the like button and follower count display (Washington Post)

zak ali _zakali Follow "Promoting alternative viewpoints in timeline" Can we all agree that "alternative viewpoints' is just the newest mask for hate speech, false info, and racism? Mediagazer@mediagazer moting alternative vie labeling bots, and redesigning the like button and follower count display (Washington Post)

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Alternative Viewpoints ;)

Jess Dweck @TheDweck FollowV me: You shouldn't be harassed or killed because of your ethnic background Twitter: Here are some alternative viewpoints 10:46 PM 15 Aug 2018

Jess Dweck @TheDweck FollowV me: You shouldn't be harassed or killed because of your ethnic background Twitter: Here are some alternative viewpoints 10:46 PM 15 Aug 2018

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today, the social media, tomorrow, the world

Brittany Pettibone '@BrittPettibone Follow Censorship staris with banng u ro private utilities like Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, but it ends with them banning us from our Internet providers, cell phone (arriers, privaie loanka(xx)unis" etc. 933 AM-6 Aug 2018 from Vienna, Austria 93 tl 1.1K 2.5K Brittany Pettibone@BrittPettibone Aug 6 Anyone who thinks I'm being hyperbolic, have a look at Europe: @Martin_Sellner has been de-platformed from 12 PRIVATE bank accounts in 2018 alone. 42 tl 356 881

Brittany Pettibone '@BrittPettibone Follow Censorship staris with banng u ro private utilities like Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, but it ends with them banning us from our Internet providers, cell phone (arriers, privaie loanka(xx)unis" etc. 933 AM-6 Aug 2018 from Vienna, Austria 93 tl 1.1K 2.5K Brittany Pettibone@BrittPettibone Aug 6 Anyone who thinks I'm being hyperbolic, have a look at Europe: @Martin_Sellner has been de-platformed from 12 PRIVATE bank accounts in 2018 alone. 42 tl 356 881

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the miracle of life

We can now create life without the need for sperm or eggs DREW @yalljust_myfans Imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade school. Tommy I KNOW yo artificial ass ain't talkin! How you get made in a whole lab and still ugly?"

We can now create life without the need for sperm or eggs DREW @yalljust_myfans Imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade school. Tommy I KNOW yo artificial ass ain't talkin! How you get made in a whole lab and still ugly?"

Teacher walks into classroom, wyd

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When teacher walks back into the classroomm and u quickly act like ur helping ur friend with the learned materials and not just talking. 4:49 AM-12 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When teacher walks back into the classroomm and u quickly act like ur helping ur friend with the learned materials and not just talking. 4:49 AM-12 Aug 2018

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Good Ass Praxis

。CCRCE Official Follow @CCRCENews BREAKING: A 15 year old boy has been arrested for sneaking an army of rats into Saint Michaels High School. The army of rats was allegedly meant to "wreak havoc" and also to "kill that dirty bourgeois a------ principal". IH IGH CH 6:13 PM-6 Aug 2018 3,095 Retweets 8,991 Likes る0

。CCRCE Official Follow @CCRCENews BREAKING: A 15 year old boy has been arrested for sneaking an army of rats into Saint Michaels High School. The army of rats was allegedly meant to "wreak havoc" and also to "kill that dirty bourgeois a------ principal". IH IGH CH 6:13 PM-6 Aug 2018 3,095 Retweets 8,991 Likes る0

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Hypocrisy

Hi Candace Owens, Your account, @RealCandaceo has been locked for violating the Twitter Rules sarah jeong @sarahjeong Specifically for Dumbass f------ white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants 5:41 AM-Nov 29, 2014 Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affilation, age disability, or serious disease 0 163 985 people are talking about this Candace Owens @RealCandaceo sarah jeong @sarahjeong Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins 3.23 AM-Dec 24, 2014 Jewish people are b-------...like dogs pissing on fire hydrants #cancelJewishpeople Are Jewish people genetically disposed to burn faster in the sun? The above statements are from @nytimes editor @sarahjeong. I simply swapped out the word "white for 297 268 people are talking about this Please proceed to Twitter now to fix the issue with your account.

Hi Candace Owens, Your account, @RealCandaceo has been locked for violating the Twitter Rules sarah jeong @sarahjeong Specifically for Dumbass f------ white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants 5:41 AM-Nov 29, 2014 Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affilation, age disability, or serious disease 0 163 985 people are talking about this Candace Owens @RealCandaceo sarah jeong @sarahjeong Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins 3.23 AM-Dec 24, 2014 Jewish people are b-------...like dogs pissing on fire hydrants #cancelJewishpeople Are Jewish people genetically disposed to burn faster in the sun? The above statements are from @nytimes editor @sarahjeong. I simply swapped out the word "white for 297 268 people are talking about this Please proceed to Twitter now to fix the issue with your account.

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You better fucking medicate the shit out of them OR ELSE

The epitome of chaotic good: Joy 99.7 FM @Joy997FM Brazilian drug dealer kidnaps medical staff makes them vaccinate community against yellow fever bit.ly/2CjtqAx #JoySMS

The epitome of chaotic good: Joy 99.7 FM @Joy997FM Brazilian drug dealer kidnaps medical staff makes them vaccinate community against yellow fever bit.ly/2CjtqAx #JoySMS

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Land Meme

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When you buy a strip of land and it is literally a STRIP of land: 5:07 AM-2 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When you buy a strip of land and it is literally a STRIP of land: 5:07 AM-2 Aug 2018

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Earth's Taco Bell Volcano Tweet

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 Day-and-half after Earth eats some Taco Bell: 12:30 AM-2 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 Day-and-half after Earth eats some Taco Bell: 12:30 AM-2 Aug 2018

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Shadowbans

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJ Follow So glad people are getting involved fighting this nonsense. I can't tell you the number of small accounts and small business social accounts that have said they're getting hit by these bans simply for being conservative leaning Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Twitter "SHADOW BANNING" prominent Republicans. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints 5:17 AM - 26 Jul 2018

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJ Follow So glad people are getting involved fighting this nonsense. I can't tell you the number of small accounts and small business social accounts that have said they're getting hit by these bans simply for being conservative leaning Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Twitter "SHADOW BANNING" prominent Republicans. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints 5:17 AM - 26 Jul 2018

I second making "coat hanger" an insult

asexualbrittaperry you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put 'you absolute' in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger ggiornojo as well u can just add 'ed' to any object and it's sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night asexualbrittaperry #1 was gazeboed mate #1 was absolutely baubled

asexualbrittaperry you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put 'you absolute' in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger ggiornojo as well u can just add 'ed' to any object and it's sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night asexualbrittaperry #1 was gazeboed mate #1 was absolutely baubled

Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: ”And it is democratic—everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business a

jack ejack Jul 21 "The downside is that everyone is treated as equally expert on various topics." One of the biggest areas I believe we can help. Helping to determine credible voices per topic in real-time is extremely challenging, but believe it's possible Mix of algos and network. jack ejack Jul 21 "There is an important discussion about journalism that must take place including about how all of us performed during the 2016 campaign, but Twitter is not where a nuanced or thoughtful discussion can happen." This is what we'd like to fix the most. 335 t 101 492 jack @jack Fundamentally, we need to focus more on the conversational dynamics within Twitter. We haven't paid enough consistent attention here. Better organization, more context, helping to identify credibility, ease of use Challenging work and would love to hear your thoughts and ideas,

jack ejack Jul 21 "The downside is that everyone is treated as equally expert on various topics." One of the biggest areas I believe we can help. Helping to determine credible voices per topic in real-time is extremely challenging, but believe it's possible Mix of algos and network. jack ejack Jul 21 "There is an important discussion about journalism that must take place including about how all of us performed during the 2016 campaign, but Twitter is not where a nuanced or thoughtful discussion can happen." This is what we'd like to fix the most. 335 t 101 492 jack @jack Fundamentally, we need to focus more on the conversational dynamics within Twitter. We haven't paid enough consistent attention here. Better organization, more context, helping to identify credibility, ease of use Challenging work and would love to hear your thoughts and ideas,

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“On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal.” Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context

jack @jack Jul 21 On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal. Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context and related conversation jack @jack Jul 21 This is our primary job: "To be clear, Twitter is a useful and important platform. It's a good aggregator for breaking news. I still check my feed to see breaking news developments, and I will continue to." Thinking a lot about how to promote more participation in conversation. ack @jack Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: "And it is democratic-everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business at all."

jack @jack Jul 21 On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal. Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context and related conversation jack @jack Jul 21 This is our primary job: "To be clear, Twitter is a useful and important platform. It's a good aggregator for breaking news. I still check my feed to see breaking news developments, and I will continue to." Thinking a lot about how to promote more participation in conversation. ack @jack Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: "And it is democratic-everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business at all."

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