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Banana Sunset @BananaSunset I asked some guy last night if he was a soccer fan or just came to the Austin FC game cuz it was the place to be. His response "Do you know the men's national team? I'm the coach" • • 11:02 PM 6/20/21 Twitter Web App 93 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 1,338 Likes
Banana Sunset @BananaSunset I asked some guy last night if he was a soccer fan or just came to the Austin FC game cuz it was the place to be. His response "Do you know the men's national team? I'm the coach" • • 11:02 PM 6/20/21 Twitter Web App 93 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 1,338 Likes

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Twitter doctor tries to argue about a player's injury with the player's dad

Tazim Wajid Wajed @NFLHitman33.21h FYI, it WAS NOT a high ankle sprain. That was just what they initially thought it was. He's pacing to expectation for what he has! Jesse Morse, MD @DrJesseMorse. 22h I am genuinely surprised that Christian Watson was able to practice today. There is a possibility he returns in Week 6 but limit your expectations for him. x.com/drjessemorse/s... 27 1317 537 ill 96K @DrJesseMorse. 21h Jesse Morse, MD I watched the video, yes, it was 11 1 ill 9K Tazim Wajid Wajed @NFLHitman33 - 21h So you think watching a video precludes the actual MRI and the doctors reading it? 3 23 122 Il 9.2K @DrJesseMorse. 21h Jesse Morse, MD "Tazim" i've been doing this since 2017 I'm very good at what I do, with about an 85 to 90% accuracy just based off video I know every single QB, RB, WR, TE's injury history. I'm confident in my abilities Take care 28 134 1 11K Tazim Wajid Wajed @NFLHitman33 Well if you want to keep on spreading misinformation IN THIS CASE, based upon your 85-90% accuracy on "video diagnosis" then have at it. I'm telling you he had a medial sprain, NOT a high ankle sprain. That diagnosis didn't come from watching a video. It literally came from the doctors who examined him and read x-rays and MRI's, then preceded to treat him. I'm done... Do with it what you will! 2:29 PM - Oct 9, 2024 - 12.5K Views 6 132 130 ☐ 2 1
Tazim Wajid Wajed @NFLHitman33.21h FYI, it WAS NOT a high ankle sprain. That was just what they initially thought it was. He's pacing to expectation for what he has! Jesse Morse, MD @DrJesseMorse. 22h I am genuinely surprised that Christian Watson was able to practice today. There is a possibility he returns in Week 6 but limit your expectations for him. x.com/drjessemorse/s... 27 1317 537 ill 96K @DrJesseMorse. 21h Jesse Morse, MD I watched the video, yes, it was 11 1 ill 9K Tazim Wajid Wajed @NFLHitman33 - 21h So you think watching a video precludes the actual MRI and the doctors reading it? 3 23 122 Il 9.2K @DrJesseMorse. 21h Jesse Morse, MD "Tazim" i've been doing this since 2017 I'm very good at what I do, with about an 85 to 90% accuracy just based off video I know every single QB, RB, WR, TE's injury history. I'm confident in my abilities Take care 28 134 1 11K Tazim Wajid Wajed @NFLHitman33 Well if you want to keep on spreading misinformation IN THIS CASE, based upon your 85-90% accuracy on "video diagnosis" then have at it. I'm telling you he had a medial sprain, NOT a high ankle sprain. That diagnosis didn't come from watching a video. It literally came from the doctors who examined him and read x-rays and MRI's, then preceded to treat him. I'm done... Do with it what you will! 2:29 PM - Oct 9, 2024 - 12.5K Views 6 132 130 ☐ 2 1

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He practically is Spider-Man

Ok one: Your suggestions of jokes he should make has already been met, plenty of times. Two: And this is just for my own curiosity's sake, but have you read a full series of Spider-Man comics or watched a full Spider-Man tv series? 1 Dan Slott ✔ @DanSlott 22 Replying to @AssassinoJaxon and @JL_TheFlash I've been the consulting producer on multiple years of a Spider-Man TV show. I've written & been a consultant on multiple best-selling Spider-Man video games. And I've written more issues of THE AMAZING SPIDER- MAN than any other human who has walked on the surface of this Earth. 4:40 AM - Aug 16, 2020 Twitter Web App ill View Tweet activity 27
Ok one: Your suggestions of jokes he should make has already been met, plenty of times. Two: And this is just for my own curiosity's sake, but have you read a full series of Spider-Man comics or watched a full Spider-Man tv series? 1 Dan Slott ✔ @DanSlott 22 Replying to @AssassinoJaxon and @JL_TheFlash I've been the consulting producer on multiple years of a Spider-Man TV show. I've written & been a consultant on multiple best-selling Spider-Man video games. And I've written more issues of THE AMAZING SPIDER- MAN than any other human who has walked on the surface of this Earth. 4:40 AM - Aug 16, 2020 Twitter Web App ill View Tweet activity 27

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Literally her dad

Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin ⚫ 3h Happy birthday, Dad. I still love you even though some guy named Rob on Twitter let me know you'd hate me. I'm Just Here So I Don't... @RobMottoMovies Follow Tolkin would hate you. Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin • 8h MICHAEL TOLKIN I LOVE YOUR MOVIES!!! I ALSO LOVE YOUR NOVELS THAT YOU ADAPTED INTO MOVIES! I JUST LOVE YA! x.com/mubi/status/17... 11:24 AM 2/20/24 From Earth 53 Views . 27 Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin. 4s He's my dad??? 27 ון 27 ↑7161 36.7K 140K .↑.
Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin ⚫ 3h Happy birthday, Dad. I still love you even though some guy named Rob on Twitter let me know you'd hate me. I'm Just Here So I Don't... @RobMottoMovies Follow Tolkin would hate you. Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin • 8h MICHAEL TOLKIN I LOVE YOUR MOVIES!!! I ALSO LOVE YOUR NOVELS THAT YOU ADAPTED INTO MOVIES! I JUST LOVE YA! x.com/mubi/status/17... 11:24 AM 2/20/24 From Earth 53 Views . 27 Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin. 4s He's my dad??? 27 ון 27 ↑7161 36.7K 140K .↑.

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Might want to freshen up

Emily Joy Allison @emilyjoypoetry. 17h It is always such a head trip to remember that we were raised being told that following Jesus meant loving others and taking care of the least of these and sacrificing yourself for the gospel and then it was basically only those of us who took that seriously that made it out x.com/ask_aubry/stat... John Garza @jgarza0269 You may want to freshen up on the bible. 5:04 AM Oct 18, 2024 157.4K Views Emily Joy Allison @emilyjoypoetry I have a bachelor's degree in Bible and theology with a concentration in philosophical theology and apologetics from Moody Bible Institute and a master's of theological studies with a concentration in religion, gender and sexuality from Vanderbilt Divinity School lol
Emily Joy Allison @emilyjoypoetry. 17h It is always such a head trip to remember that we were raised being told that following Jesus meant loving others and taking care of the least of these and sacrificing yourself for the gospel and then it was basically only those of us who took that seriously that made it out x.com/ask_aubry/stat... John Garza @jgarza0269 You may want to freshen up on the bible. 5:04 AM Oct 18, 2024 157.4K Views Emily Joy Allison @emilyjoypoetry I have a bachelor's degree in Bible and theology with a concentration in philosophical theology and apologetics from Moody Bible Institute and a master's of theological studies with a concentration in religion, gender and sexuality from Vanderbilt Divinity School lol

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Do they know that's the author?

22:44 ← Post Margaret E Atwood MIKELuckovich ATCOM 11-1-24 The Atlanta Journal Constitution @Margareta....5h VOTE 403 111K 45K ilu 1.1M FacesOutOfContext @FacesOutOfCTX Follow The author of that book used Islam, not Christianity, an a model for her imaginary world. This is obviously true, as it resembles Islamic culture and law, and not Christian 21:53 01/11/2024 246 Views . 4 Most relevant replies Post your reply 37 1 ☐ ↑ ✓ 88 00
22:44 ← Post Margaret E Atwood MIKELuckovich ATCOM 11-1-24 The Atlanta Journal Constitution @Margareta....5h VOTE 403 111K 45K ilu 1.1M FacesOutOfContext @FacesOutOfCTX Follow The author of that book used Islam, not Christianity, an a model for her imaginary world. This is obviously true, as it resembles Islamic culture and law, and not Christian 21:53 01/11/2024 246 Views . 4 Most relevant replies Post your reply 37 1 ☐ ↑ ✓ 88 00

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Spelling is important

There's no "i" in happyness 4:30 PM - 27 Aug 17 92 Retweets 124 Likes 27 Replying to There is if u spell it right .30m v
There's no "i" in happyness 4:30 PM - 27 Aug 17 92 Retweets 124 Likes 27 Replying to There is if u spell it right .30m v

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Down bad

❤ kaylie ❤ @deadkaylie unbelievable convo i just had ur Cute FEB 23, 2020 same im gay jus showin Love sry i hav bf 10:52 PM i went to dm u and realized i told u im gay im not gay i mustve been trolling sorry 600 ohh my god its ok do u still have a bf oh ahah well in that case thank u <3 10:52 PM im actually gay yes
❤ kaylie ❤ @deadkaylie unbelievable convo i just had ur Cute FEB 23, 2020 same im gay jus showin Love sry i hav bf 10:52 PM i went to dm u and realized i told u im gay im not gay i mustve been trolling sorry 600 ohh my god its ok do u still have a bf oh ahah well in that case thank u <3 10:52 PM im actually gay yes

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Embarrassing

B @isabellayonce Follow I'll never forget i cried like this over a nbc i cheated & he wouldnt take me back Body'of God @Champagnediet1-1d idk but i miss my boo Neyo @BigNeyogems. 19h You're not a good person 6 1755 12K ili 268K ☐ B@isabellayonce.19h i be cheatin on accident but ppl who are jst cheaters are so nasty like 98 1764 1.1K ili 274K ☐ 9:26 AM 2024-10-30 8.8M Views 1.9K tz 5.7K Neyo @BigNeyogems. 16h How tf do you even cheat on accident?? You slipped on his 2 277 5K Ilil 82K B@isabellayonce. 16h nah, lol he accidentally a Q57 tz 17 out but okay 365 ılı 88K Kai__staar @Lordlytrain812.15h Yeah you're trash about accidentally 10 6K ılı 69K ☐ Q4 80K ☐ 6.7K
B @isabellayonce Follow I'll never forget i cried like this over a nbc i cheated & he wouldnt take me back Body'of God @Champagnediet1-1d idk but i miss my boo Neyo @BigNeyogems. 19h You're not a good person 6 1755 12K ili 268K ☐ B@isabellayonce.19h i be cheatin on accident but ppl who are jst cheaters are so nasty like 98 1764 1.1K ili 274K ☐ 9:26 AM 2024-10-30 8.8M Views 1.9K tz 5.7K Neyo @BigNeyogems. 16h How tf do you even cheat on accident?? You slipped on his 2 277 5K Ilil 82K B@isabellayonce. 16h nah, lol he accidentally a Q57 tz 17 out but okay 365 ılı 88K Kai__staar @Lordlytrain812.15h Yeah you're trash about accidentally 10 6K ılı 69K ☐ Q4 80K ☐ 6.7K

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I don't think he's joking...

kirsten @lilkd4wg. 8h This is 31 years young. #birthdaygirl 437 41 3.9K ul. 94K Harold Jenkins @JenkinsHar63928 Follow Hahahaah if you flipped the numbers you would be way hotter in my eyes!! Jk! Hahah #troy 6:14 PM - 2024-10-28 4 Views <]
kirsten @lilkd4wg. 8h This is 31 years young. #birthdaygirl 437 41 3.9K ul. 94K Harold Jenkins @JenkinsHar63928 Follow Hahahaah if you flipped the numbers you would be way hotter in my eyes!! Jk! Hahah #troy 6:14 PM - 2024-10-28 4 Views <]

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Oops

If this Tweet doesn't get 1000 likes I'm closing my Twitter Account later today. I Need to know we're growing. 28 Retweets 370 Likes 27 ☐ 1 Tweet your reply Doesn't look like we can hit it lol. 2 12 1 18 1,892 +1 Reply
If this Tweet doesn't get 1000 likes I'm closing my Twitter Account later today. I Need to know we're growing. 28 Retweets 370 Likes 27 ☐ 1 Tweet your reply Doesn't look like we can hit it lol. 2 12 1 18 1,892 +1 Reply

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That's cold

ÈSÙ LÁÀLÚ @AdedolapoAdey13 When my ex started cheating, I did not let her know I knew, but I was planning my revenge carefully. Told her to resign her job that I will open a spa for her (she has always hated her job). Then when she resigned and told me, I sent her my evidence with a break up text. 11:18 AM 11/8/22 Twitter Web App 3.7K 7 074
ÈSÙ LÁÀLÚ @AdedolapoAdey13 When my ex started cheating, I did not let her know I knew, but I was planning my revenge carefully. Told her to resign her job that I will open a spa for her (she has always hated her job). Then when she resigned and told me, I sent her my evidence with a break up text. 11:18 AM 11/8/22 Twitter Web App 3.7K 7 074

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I'd watch it

Sam "Halloween SpookyTim... @samcahnruns mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the ho t messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)
Sam "Halloween SpookyTim... @samcahnruns mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the ho t messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)

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Real

ok serious question, what is this for? anderson >> @xvkingg this is for my mom to dramatically grab when I'm going 26 in a 25
ok serious question, what is this for? anderson >> @xvkingg this is for my mom to dramatically grab when I'm going 26 in a 25

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Life is rough

_E What's the brokest y'all have been? E Card declined on Ramen noodles. I was buying one bag. Cashier said "man just take it"
_E What's the brokest y'all have been? E Card declined on Ramen noodles. I was buying one bag. Cashier said "man just take it"

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Maybe tomorrow...

Shafeeq ⭑ @Y2SHAF What level of adulting have you reached?? m.21 @thatsaeedguy can't be sad today, i have a lot of work
Shafeeq ⭑ @Y2SHAF What level of adulting have you reached?? m.21 @thatsaeedguy can't be sad today, i have a lot of work

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This is a weird system

the hype @TheHyyyype the concept of a boss is so funny to me. like, you're a full grown adult, but there's this other dude who tells you what to do and gives you little punishments if you don't do it how he likes. sounds made up
the hype @TheHyyyype the concept of a boss is so funny to me. like, you're a full grown adult, but there's this other dude who tells you what to do and gives you little punishments if you don't do it how he likes. sounds made up

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Can't be too suspicious with it

Basil @LinkofSunshine Follow I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fover Florida specifically twice a year 6:56 PM 10/7/24 1.5M Views
Basil @LinkofSunshine Follow I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fover Florida specifically twice a year 6:56 PM 10/7/24 1.5M Views

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Sounds nice

Tea Only! @Demigodace C Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom.. Justin Grome @JustinGrome getting a full 8 hours of sleep
Tea Only! @Demigodace C Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom.. Justin Grome @JustinGrome getting a full 8 hours of sleep

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Hmmm...

Erik @SikkCaden Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties. 9:27 AM - 6/8/21 Twitter Web App 10.7K Retweets 383 Quote Tweets 53.5K Likes
Erik @SikkCaden Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties. 9:27 AM - 6/8/21 Twitter Web App 10.7K Retweets 383 Quote Tweets 53.5K Likes

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