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NO I don't know how to express myself, NO unless through anger and personal attack!

NO I don't know how to express myself, NO unless through anger and personal attack!

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A man tries to makes sense of Syfy movies

7:00p 7:30p 8: Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf eart moveslikekeithrichards what in the s------- hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean moveslikekeithrichards Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda A shark-octopus hybrid confronts a WHAT THE F--- IS THIS GODDAMNED S--- NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO TOGETHER moveslikekeithrichards sharktopus sharktopus sharktopus vs whalewolf sharktopus vs pteracuda sharktopus vs dinoshark sharktopus vs mermantula WHAT THE F--- IS A MERMANTULA

7:00p 7:30p 8: Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf eart moveslikekeithrichards what in the s------- hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean moveslikekeithrichards Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda A shark-octopus hybrid confronts a WHAT THE F--- IS THIS GODDAMNED S--- NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO TOGETHER moveslikekeithrichards sharktopus sharktopus sharktopus vs whalewolf sharktopus vs pteracuda sharktopus vs dinoshark sharktopus vs mermantula WHAT THE F--- IS A MERMANTULA

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Make Your Own Post

hungwy Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet enecoo socks hungwy make your own post Trending 205,281 notes socks 161,936 notes

hungwy Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet enecoo socks hungwy make your own post Trending 205,281 notes socks 161,936 notes

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"I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs."

prokopetz: prokopetz R--- is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession. I've gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

prokopetz: prokopetz R--- is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession. I've gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

This Is What Life Is All About

shipvicturi McDonald's has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You're supposed to mix and match items, but there's nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I ust got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure l wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about. shipvicturi Please don't let this get notes. This is not how I want to be remembered. Trending

shipvicturi McDonald's has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You're supposed to mix and match items, but there's nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I ust got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure l wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about. shipvicturi Please don't let this get notes. This is not how I want to be remembered. Trending

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"hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days"

heatoise hi ive been losing my s--- over this picture for the past two days heatoise have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the f--- open handsomezack Isn't that a thwomp shadow-dlo-sama shishkababoo on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie potoo-reblogs Please reblog this nice Toad

heatoise hi ive been losing my s--- over this picture for the past two days heatoise have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the f--- open handsomezack Isn't that a thwomp shadow-dlo-sama shishkababoo on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie potoo-reblogs Please reblog this nice Toad

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melk

tupacabra people who say "melk" instead of milk neanerbeaner I say melk... 島tupacabra neanerbean the13thcommander you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk are you really going to beat up all of holland tupacabra hollan

tupacabra people who say "melk" instead of milk neanerbeaner I say melk... 島tupacabra neanerbean the13thcommander you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk are you really going to beat up all of holland tupacabra hollan

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Why limit yourself to chests when it comes to mimics?

writing-prompt-s A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "you're safe now". sokumotanaka Mimics right? " " I know right? " he scoffs He laughs I laugh We both laugh The gun laughs.

writing-prompt-s A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "you're safe now". sokumotanaka Mimics right? " " I know right? " he scoffs He laughs I laugh We both laugh The gun laughs.

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Shave

dontcallmequeer beauty standards are all bad but one that sticks out to me is the idea that women should be free of body hair, because literally no-one has naturally no body hair like what are we trying to emulate here? oh, except children dontcallmequeer oh Boom. I'm pretty sure this started because of sex workers in France- shaving to appear younger because then they could charge more since young girls were more valuable to their clientele, especially if they were virgins. And from there it spread until it became a beauty norm in the West. Rising hemlines and sleeveless dresses in the 20s probably went a long way to making it mainstream. Pinches bridge of nose Tumblr.. get that you can't go a day without doing this crap but it isn't even eight o'clock in the goddamn moming! And since I'm exhausted and this is exhausting, I'm making this history lesson short: SHAVING HAS EXISTED SINCE 30,000 BC AND HISTORICALLY, MEN HAVE ACTUALLY SHAVED MORE THAN WOMEN! So why did they all start shaving? A number of reasons, none of which are linked to p--------- you complete and utter- seriously tumblr what the hell? These reasons include but are not limited to Religious Reasons - Convenience (it's sort of hard to maintain body hair in the BC's.) - To keep lice and other bugs from jumping ship To keep germs from spreading What do you do if you have literally only a river nearby in which you bathe but you also have this body hair that keeps getting coated in dirt and grime? Simple. You remove the body hair. Dirt and grime rolls right off your smooth skin. Crisis solved It's worth noting that people shaved different ways, including plucking, straight up pulling out your individual hairs with your bare hands because you were that much of a badass, and using various rocks/glass to shave Then you have Alexander the Great who was more paranoid than Alastor Moody and was like, "People could grab our beards during battle!" and so he made himself and all of his soldiers shave. Then Julius Caesar came along and was like, "I look horrible with this beard but what do I look like without it? Damn. Okay new fashion trend. And everyone in Rome plucked out all of their body hair which sounds extremely painful and probably led to him being stabbed 23 times But that's the point. Even back in BC, it became a fashion statement created by men for men, specifically one of the most influential men in history And in the last two thousand years of history, body hair has gone in and out of fashion, sometimes seemingly overnight. In fact, hair in general has gone in and out of fashion, which is why people eventually started wearing big giant wigs so that they could just take it off and put it on depending on the morning So then in the 1900s (essentially yesterday as far as history goes) these magazine companies came along and were like, "Ladies, you know how men have spent the last 30,000 years or so going through this trend of stripping all of their body hair off for the sake of fashion because smooth skin looks badass just look at Caesar? Have you c onside re d?" Now with that being said it's important to know that flappers in the 1920s still rocked leg hair if they wanted to because they didn't care they were too busy being badass. But you know, flappers were the outliers. People who followed fashion now had these magazines saying that the newest fashionable thing was this. Razor companies picked up on this fashion trend in the mid-1900s and were like, "Oh yeah. Shaving everything is awesome, women. You should shave everything and you should buy our razors to do so." And since it's historically proven that people follow trends, women shaved everything for decades and still do. Give it a few years and suddenly looking like Cousin It from Addams Family will be the newest trend Now obviously this simplifies things because yes, there are extremely sexist men out there who have bought into these capitalistic fashion trends and somehow have gotten it ingrained that yes, in order to look sexy, women do need to shave because gosh gee golly dee this newspaper says so. But it's no different than men seeing an ad for makeup or a new dress and being like, "Jiminy Crickets, Sally, you should try this." Were women forced to undergo trends due to internalized sexism (thinking they needed to be better than other women) and blatant sexism (men weighing in on what is sexy or not)? Absolutely. Are we still forced to undergo those trends? Eh, no, not really, but some people really want us to. And that sucks. But the point is that shaving does not not NOT have pedophilic roots. dr: Shaving does NOT have pedophilic roots! (Actually, I don't care if it's too long, go back up there and read because you all need to learm something.) Sources Being a History Concentration which gives you the power of knowing random history facts while forgetting your mother's name todavifoundo index shaving/ sis.pdf thank god for the debunking senpatriarch e usually Tumbir needs to stop trying to wrong

dontcallmequeer beauty standards are all bad but one that sticks out to me is the idea that women should be free of body hair, because literally no-one has naturally no body hair like what are we trying to emulate here? oh, except children dontcallmequeer oh Boom. I'm pretty sure this started because of sex workers in France- shaving to appear younger because then they could charge more since young girls were more valuable to their clientele, especially if they were virgins. And from there it spread until it became a beauty norm in the West. Rising hemlines and sleeveless dresses in the 20s probably went a long way to making it mainstream. Pinches bridge of nose Tumblr.. get that you can't go a day without doing this crap but it isn't even eight o'clock in the goddamn moming! And since I'm exhausted and this is exhausting, I'm making this history lesson short: SHAVING HAS EXISTED SINCE 30,000 BC AND HISTORICALLY, MEN HAVE ACTUALLY SHAVED MORE THAN WOMEN! So why did they all start shaving? A number of reasons, none of which are linked to p--------- you complete and utter- seriously tumblr what the hell? These reasons include but are not limited to Religious Reasons - Convenience (it's sort of hard to maintain body hair in the BC's.) - To keep lice and other bugs from jumping ship To keep germs from spreading What do you do if you have literally only a river nearby in which you bathe but you also have this body hair that keeps getting coated in dirt and grime? Simple. You remove the body hair. Dirt and grime rolls right off your smooth skin. Crisis solved It's worth noting that people shaved different ways, including plucking, straight up pulling out your individual hairs with your bare hands because you were that much of a badass, and using various rocks/glass to shave Then you have Alexander the Great who was more paranoid than Alastor Moody and was like, "People could grab our beards during battle!" and so he made himself and all of his soldiers shave. Then Julius Caesar came along and was like, "I look horrible with this beard but what do I look like without it? Damn. Okay new fashion trend. And everyone in Rome plucked out all of their body hair which sounds extremely painful and probably led to him being stabbed 23 times But that's the point. Even back in BC, it became a fashion statement created by men for men, specifically one of the most influential men in history And in the last two thousand years of history, body hair has gone in and out of fashion, sometimes seemingly overnight. In fact, hair in general has gone in and out of fashion, which is why people eventually started wearing big giant wigs so that they could just take it off and put it on depending on the morning So then in the 1900s (essentially yesterday as far as history goes) these magazine companies came along and were like, "Ladies, you know how men have spent the last 30,000 years or so going through this trend of stripping all of their body hair off for the sake of fashion because smooth skin looks badass just look at Caesar? Have you c onside re d?" Now with that being said it's important to know that flappers in the 1920s still rocked leg hair if they wanted to because they didn't care they were too busy being badass. But you know, flappers were the outliers. People who followed fashion now had these magazines saying that the newest fashionable thing was this. Razor companies picked up on this fashion trend in the mid-1900s and were like, "Oh yeah. Shaving everything is awesome, women. You should shave everything and you should buy our razors to do so." And since it's historically proven that people follow trends, women shaved everything for decades and still do. Give it a few years and suddenly looking like Cousin It from Addams Family will be the newest trend Now obviously this simplifies things because yes, there are extremely sexist men out there who have bought into these capitalistic fashion trends and somehow have gotten it ingrained that yes, in order to look sexy, women do need to shave because gosh gee golly dee this newspaper says so. But it's no different than men seeing an ad for makeup or a new dress and being like, "Jiminy Crickets, Sally, you should try this." Were women forced to undergo trends due to internalized sexism (thinking they needed to be better than other women) and blatant sexism (men weighing in on what is sexy or not)? Absolutely. Are we still forced to undergo those trends? Eh, no, not really, but some people really want us to. And that sucks. But the point is that shaving does not not NOT have pedophilic roots. dr: Shaving does NOT have pedophilic roots! (Actually, I don't care if it's too long, go back up there and read because you all need to learm something.) Sources Being a History Concentration which gives you the power of knowing random history facts while forgetting your mother's name todavifoundo index shaving/ sis.pdf thank god for the debunking senpatriarch e usually Tumbir needs to stop trying to wrong

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"See this, I made this!"

when you reblog your own post cause you made it at 3AM and now it's mid-day

when you reblog your own post cause you made it at 3AM and now it's mid-day

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The ultimate Berserk Button

letshearitforthisclown watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating p---- nuggetemily iterally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this gwylock-one this post is one of the most cursed I have ever laid eyes on whifferdills yall joking right??? the olmecs were loong gone its not related to colonisation but their own cultural dissipation the maya empire wasnt a big thing when colonisers arrived either, so i dunno whats ur point :

letshearitforthisclown watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating p---- nuggetemily iterally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this gwylock-one this post is one of the most cursed I have ever laid eyes on whifferdills yall joking right??? the olmecs were loong gone its not related to colonisation but their own cultural dissipation the maya empire wasnt a big thing when colonisers arrived either, so i dunno whats ur point :

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Thatcherposting

thinking ding dong the witch is ace lorefriendlydeathgrips asexual margaret thatcher moodboard jasper-rolls im starting to think tumblr is less a microblogging site and more of a procedurally generated content creator with the express purpose of eventually generating something that will personally kill me on sight and i have to say its Source: lorefriendlydeat... 17,499 notes

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What happens if I go too far

seijass is there a way to skip 4th of july brazenautomaton yes but it's too late now you need to clip through the calendar on memorial day to go out of bounds, then you can skip directly to halloween

seijass is there a way to skip 4th of july brazenautomaton yes but it's too late now you need to clip through the calendar on memorial day to go out of bounds, then you can skip directly to halloween

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just a normal day at tumb-

disneyxdofficial @cartoonetworkofficial @nickleodeonofficial Meet me at rebecca's in 10. need to talk. We nickleodeonofficial oh yeah? what is it? :0 cartoonetworkofficial Ugh what do you want. disneyxdofficial I'm gonna cut to the chase. Network, honey, I love you, but you're a c---.Also don't love you. Nicky, sweetie, you're a p----. I think you're both in desperate need of some changes. nickleodeonofficial o-o. ahsorry abt that... . sorry cartoonetworkofficial BACK OFF YOU BITCH. hisses

disneyxdofficial @cartoonetworkofficial @nickleodeonofficial Meet me at rebecca's in 10. need to talk. We nickleodeonofficial oh yeah? what is it? :0 cartoonetworkofficial Ugh what do you want. disneyxdofficial I'm gonna cut to the chase. Network, honey, I love you, but you're a c---.Also don't love you. Nicky, sweetie, you're a p----. I think you're both in desperate need of some changes. nickleodeonofficial o-o. ahsorry abt that... . sorry cartoonetworkofficial BACK OFF YOU BITCH. hisses

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Hey KYM is this true

valucard People who don't cook their cereal don't realize what they're missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

valucard People who don't cook their cereal don't realize what they're missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

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Goddammit Mr noodle

panty-fallen-angel reblogged mattiesgaybreakfast 35,189 So there's only one channel in this motel madeofmetals This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, "no mister noodle, your HANDS!" and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn't find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, "GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE. Source: madeofmetals

panty-fallen-angel reblogged mattiesgaybreakfast 35,189 So there's only one channel in this motel madeofmetals This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, "no mister noodle, your HANDS!" and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn't find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, "GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE. Source: madeofmetals

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the new spiderman movie looks great

minutemade666 And people still continue to worship USA. doct0rsatan its because they're all fed with lies witcherwitch Look at her expression. She has no fear. goodcleanchristianfun Probably because that's Li Thi Van playing the role of Village Chiefs Daughter" in the feature film Platoon and the man holding a gun to her head would be William Dafoe, AKA the Green Goblin in Spider- Man wtfml I SWEAR TO F------ GOD THIS WEBSITE 215,142 notes Jul 12th, 2017

minutemade666 And people still continue to worship USA. doct0rsatan its because they're all fed with lies witcherwitch Look at her expression. She has no fear. goodcleanchristianfun Probably because that's Li Thi Van playing the role of Village Chiefs Daughter" in the feature film Platoon and the man holding a gun to her head would be William Dafoe, AKA the Green Goblin in Spider- Man wtfml I SWEAR TO F------ GOD THIS WEBSITE 215,142 notes Jul 12th, 2017

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R2D2 is gay, its canon now

Some Jackass: "god, why are these tungle sjws™ always arguing with these","nazis"""? they know they're just trolling them, right??? Tumblr Blogger: R2D2 is gay, its canon now Jackass:

Some Jackass: "god, why are these tungle sjws™ always arguing with these","nazis"""? they know they're just trolling them, right??? Tumblr Blogger: R2D2 is gay, its canon now Jackass:

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A unnecessary but insightful lesson on gunswords

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Somebody once told me.

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