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Luigi's Thunder

Listen suppermariobroth Luigi... thunder beekirby This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made blendted blendtec luigi thunder suppermariobroth That post was made in 2012 by this blog's previous owner Thank you for reminding me of it. I have deleted it from the blog what have i done witchtaako the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is f------ terrifying because it sounds like it's supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons THUNDER Imagine Dragons - Thunder (Audio) vevo joekewlio The longer this post goes the more questions it raises tokimekibombrush the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon's thunder is a parody of luigi thunder
Listen suppermariobroth Luigi... thunder beekirby This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made blendted blendtec luigi thunder suppermariobroth That post was made in 2012 by this blog's previous owner Thank you for reminding me of it. I have deleted it from the blog what have i done witchtaako the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is f------ terrifying because it sounds like it's supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons THUNDER Imagine Dragons - Thunder (Audio) vevo joekewlio The longer this post goes the more questions it raises tokimekibombrush the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon's thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

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"thanks gay communists"

Micro-Tsardom Of Navaria ASK ME ANYTHING SUBMIT LIKES FOLLOWING ARCHIVE On pissing While the lgbtq-communist agenda to spam my feed with requests to piss my pants was uncomfortable, insulting at first, and frankly stupid. It has brought more attention and subscribers to my blog than it has ever had... so... thanks gay communists. I couldn't have done it without your stupid pant pissing joke that still makes no sense. Also your passive aggressive threats are funny and sound like kindergarten insults keep sending them they give me good laughs #communism #communists #lgbtq #gay #monarchist #politics #blogger #tumblr 110 notes Apr 21st, 2017
Micro-Tsardom Of Navaria ASK ME ANYTHING SUBMIT LIKES FOLLOWING ARCHIVE On pissing While the lgbtq-communist agenda to spam my feed with requests to piss my pants was uncomfortable, insulting at first, and frankly stupid. It has brought more attention and subscribers to my blog than it has ever had... so... thanks gay communists. I couldn't have done it without your stupid pant pissing joke that still makes no sense. Also your passive aggressive threats are funny and sound like kindergarten insults keep sending them they give me good laughs #communism #communists #lgbtq #gay #monarchist #politics #blogger #tumblr 110 notes Apr 21st, 2017

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hungwy SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoezlll Sowwy mister gubbermemt,3 l can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: "shoots me in the head
hungwy SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoezlll Sowwy mister gubbermemt,3 l can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: "shoots me in the head

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Welcome to hell. You start at 9.

spinsterprivilege noirnites: Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office. Congratulations on the job. I didn't know Hell was even hiring.
spinsterprivilege noirnites: Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office. Congratulations on the job. I didn't know Hell was even hiring.

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You Pig

akiyamafucker mockwa Russian-detected ▼ Edit A posle obeda Borka lyubit katat'sya And after dinner Boris loves to ride | English ▼
akiyamafucker mockwa Russian-detected ▼ Edit A posle obeda Borka lyubit katat'sya And after dinner Boris loves to ride | English ▼

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The Disc Horse of Discourse.

So l have a question fora certain user... givinginandsigningup @takashio So you use the tag "disc horse" in your discourse posts. So taking discourse as an OC, what DOES disc horse look like? takashi0 You see him every time you see my icon. Takapone IS Disc Horse Well, actually, @takashi0 YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY HORSE-DISC THE DISC-HORSE OF DISCOURSE if you don't share with 5 friends you will be cursed with 10 years of living in a hellscape where definition wobble makes meaningful conversation totally impossible and we all fight endlessly in circles about trivialities rather than fight for a better world 3 <3
So l have a question fora certain user... givinginandsigningup @takashio So you use the tag "disc horse" in your discourse posts. So taking discourse as an OC, what DOES disc horse look like? takashi0 You see him every time you see my icon. Takapone IS Disc Horse Well, actually, @takashi0 YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY HORSE-DISC THE DISC-HORSE OF DISCOURSE if you don't share with 5 friends you will be cursed with 10 years of living in a hellscape where definition wobble makes meaningful conversation totally impossible and we all fight endlessly in circles about trivialities rather than fight for a better world 3 <3

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Reading skills. They can literally save you life.

Hopefully no one reads this straight across from left to right like I did... YOU DONT MATTER GIVEUP to tastefullyoffensive via professorminevamcgonagall OH NO Source: tastefullyoffensive 34,548 notes Aug 28th, 2017
Hopefully no one reads this straight across from left to right like I did... YOU DONT MATTER GIVEUP to tastefullyoffensive via professorminevamcgonagall OH NO Source: tastefullyoffensive 34,548 notes Aug 28th, 2017

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It feels like being reborn as a whole new person.

Audie Hillman All my school photos since year seven:) Like Share May 20 at 10:26pm- placiddream laugh-til-ya-fart what the f--- happened in year 9 He got a hair cut
Audie Hillman All my school photos since year seven:) Like Share May 20 at 10:26pm- placiddream laugh-til-ya-fart what the f--- happened in year 9 He got a hair cut

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I wanted to post something better, but I got sleepy of searching for it.

shoot-the-fukin-dj serene-echoes Follow E」 sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now vvebkinz a-sexy-cat I'm so sleepy of your s--- 236,656 notes
shoot-the-fukin-dj serene-echoes Follow E」 sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now vvebkinz a-sexy-cat I'm so sleepy of your s--- 236,656 notes

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I (big baller)

VINI dialupmodem tallerantleft wondrousworld So my roommate (gir) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don't wanna drink it I(guy) am curious why your genders are relevant i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic) (via heidiberrypie)
VINI dialupmodem tallerantleft wondrousworld So my roommate (gir) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don't wanna drink it I(guy) am curious why your genders are relevant i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic) (via heidiberrypie)

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what did i just read

dashie-clopper Sup! I'm Dashie-Clopper, but you can call me Cloppy, or if you're an SJW, your worst nightma... Not following each other Today at 5:49 PM dashie-clopper Dashie tried to hide her wingboner. "W- what's a funnyman?" she stuttered, the sound of her juices dripping on to the floor hitting your ears. "I-is that something.... good?" Look fishy? Mark as spam what did i just read DO StimmERTEEN weirdmageddon hey guys remember this from yesterday i decided to play along and humor them using my dave persona and i even formatted the chat 0S it was f------ wild please read it kelseyjannings listen i know commentary on posts is annoying but im not exaggerating when i say this is the funniest f------ thing i ever read
dashie-clopper Sup! I'm Dashie-Clopper, but you can call me Cloppy, or if you're an SJW, your worst nightma... Not following each other Today at 5:49 PM dashie-clopper Dashie tried to hide her wingboner. "W- what's a funnyman?" she stuttered, the sound of her juices dripping on to the floor hitting your ears. "I-is that something.... good?" Look fishy? Mark as spam what did i just read DO StimmERTEEN weirdmageddon hey guys remember this from yesterday i decided to play along and humor them using my dave persona and i even formatted the chat 0S it was f------ wild please read it kelseyjannings listen i know commentary on posts is annoying but im not exaggerating when i say this is the funniest f------ thing i ever read

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NEWS FLASH: BISEXUALS EXIST

whatsnew-lgbtq officialqueer Breing BreakingNews.ie Follow . @breakingnewsie Kristen Stewart open to dating men again ift.tt/2wmsedo indie @INDIEWASHERE Follow nd im still convinced that people it's 2017 a think that the b in labt stands for bicycle or barnacle boy or some s--- BreakingNews.ie @breakingnewsie Kristen Stewart open to dating men again ift.tt/2wmsedo 10:58 AM-3 Aug 2017 12,537 Retweets 30,508 Likes 3040 the-real-eye-to-see Or they think the B stands for Babadook trashgender-neurotica Breaking News: Bisexual Woman is Still Bisexual, Editors Still Sniffing Glue. Source: the-real-eye-to-see
whatsnew-lgbtq officialqueer Breing BreakingNews.ie Follow . @breakingnewsie Kristen Stewart open to dating men again ift.tt/2wmsedo indie @INDIEWASHERE Follow nd im still convinced that people it's 2017 a think that the b in labt stands for bicycle or barnacle boy or some s--- BreakingNews.ie @breakingnewsie Kristen Stewart open to dating men again ift.tt/2wmsedo 10:58 AM-3 Aug 2017 12,537 Retweets 30,508 Likes 3040 the-real-eye-to-see Or they think the B stands for Babadook trashgender-neurotica Breaking News: Bisexual Woman is Still Bisexual, Editors Still Sniffing Glue. Source: the-real-eye-to-see

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how am i supposed to take this advice

communistbakery: phoneus communistbakery: dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation how am i supposed to take this advice then (via pop-crash)
communistbakery: phoneus communistbakery: dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation how am i supposed to take this advice then (via pop-crash)

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When your racism conflicts with your misogyny

Amna @AGlasgowGirl A man once got mad bc my ma asked me for a tampon in Punjabi + demanded we speak English so my ma asked him if he had a tampon +he ran away 03/12/2016, 20:02 6,795 RETWEETS 16.9K LIKES thaxted When your racism conflicts with your misogyny
Amna @AGlasgowGirl A man once got mad bc my ma asked me for a tampon in Punjabi + demanded we speak English so my ma asked him if he had a tampon +he ran away 03/12/2016, 20:02 6,795 RETWEETS 16.9K LIKES thaxted When your racism conflicts with your misogyny

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Back to school commercials after graduation

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aqualateral back to school commercials back to school commercials after graduation

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That does kinda sound like Tumblr

꽤 kramergate I just woke up from a dream that I anonymously submit a drawing to someone extremely hateable on Tumblr (no one real, just someone made up) and the community EXPLODED with people obsessed with the drawing and trying to find out who drew it and comparing it to popular artists styles and generally just freaking out, finally someone figured out it was me and sent me all these messages about it like "what was your motivation? WAS THIS A PAID ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT?" and the drawing was like. a really bad ms paint Sonic the Hedgehog wearing no shoes w really gross human feet and he had a speech bubble that said "you're a bad person" 骂 kramergate here OUREA BAD PERSAN
꽤 kramergate I just woke up from a dream that I anonymously submit a drawing to someone extremely hateable on Tumblr (no one real, just someone made up) and the community EXPLODED with people obsessed with the drawing and trying to find out who drew it and comparing it to popular artists styles and generally just freaking out, finally someone figured out it was me and sent me all these messages about it like "what was your motivation? WAS THIS A PAID ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT?" and the drawing was like. a really bad ms paint Sonic the Hedgehog wearing no shoes w really gross human feet and he had a speech bubble that said "you're a bad person" 骂 kramergate here OUREA BAD PERSAN

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Safe mode

tumblr. Help Center About Apps Logo Jobs Internships Business Buttons Press Developers TransparencyMerch Help Center Community> Sensitive content Sensitive 3 minutes ago content Is sensitive content allowed on Tumblr? You can post whatever you want on your Tumblr, as long as it is lawful and follows our Community Guidelines and Terms of Service What is "sensitive content?" Anything that might not be suitable for some members of the Tumblr community. As an example, nudity including in an artistic, educational, or photojournalistic context, may be considered sensitive l post stuff that might be considered sensitive. What should I do? One way you can help us -and the Tumblr community is by flagging your sensitive posts. There's a switch in your post settings (under "More options" in the app, and under the gear icon on the web) to do just that. If a significant portion of your posts are sensitive, and especially if they are sexually explicit in nature, then we'd appreciate you marking your blog as "Explicit," which will keep it out of search results for people in Safe Mode, and prevent any logged-out users from seeing it on the web. You can do this in your blog settings I marked my blog as explicit. What happens now? Now you can be sure that only suitable audiences are seeing your content. Blogs that are marked explicit are kept out of search results for people in Safe Mode. Anyone viewing your blog on the web will have to be logged in (with safe mode off) to see it. What if I don't want to see sensitive content on Tumblr? You can filter out any posts that contain sensitive content from your dashboard and search results by turning on Safe Mode. Here's hoW os: .Leave the Tumblr app for a sec and go to the main Settings app on your device Scroll down and tap Tumblr. .Look for Safe Mode" and adjust the settings to match your comfort level Android: .Go to settings: Tap the little person in the tab bar, then the gear icon in the top right, then "General settings." Tap "Filtering," then .Flip the Safe Mode switch on. Web: .Go to settings: Click the little fella in the top bar, then click settings Scroll to "Filtering," and click the Safe Mode switch on. If you find yourself wanting to see any particular item that's hidden and you're over 18-there's a View post button that allows you to do just that. (If you do that and discover the post was incorrectly marked as sensitive there's a button where you can let us know that we mislabeled it.) Enabling Safe Mode doesn't block or unfollow any blogs you have chosen to follow. It just gives you greater control over which posts you see and which ones you don't Safe Mode is on by default for new users, and it's always on for anyone under 18, according to the age you gave when you signed up (and rounded down to the next whole year). If you only want to filter sensitive posts from your search results, but not your dashboard, simply enable Safe Search. Here's how On ios: Go to the main Settings app, and scroll to Tumblr. Tap "Safe Mode," then select "Hide sensitive search results." On Android: Safe Search is a little lock in the search results filters bar. swipe over till you see it. Locked means Safe Search is on, unlocked means Safe Search is off .On Web: There's a lock at the top right of search results. Locked means Safe Search is on, unlocked means Safe Search is off If you spot a post that you don't think belongs on Tumblr, period, you can report it at tumblr.com/abuse My post was marked as sensitive or my blog was marked as explicit by mistake! What do l do? If your post was incorrectly flagged, you can navigate to the post in question while logged in and click or tap the "Request review" button to send a request for review. If your blog was incorrectly flagged, or if you have since removed the sexually explicit content, you can contact the Trust & Safety team. Go to tumblr.com/support and follow these steps .In "What's going on?" select "Blog incorrectly marked as explicit." In the box, provide a quick explanation of why you think your blog should be unflagged so we know what to look for .In "Relevant blog," select the blog we should be looking at. .And confirm your email address is the one you used to register your account. This will also be the email address that we'll use if we need to contact you
tumblr. Help Center About Apps Logo Jobs Internships Business Buttons Press Developers TransparencyMerch Help Center Community> Sensitive content Sensitive 3 minutes ago content Is sensitive content allowed on Tumblr? You can post whatever you want on your Tumblr, as long as it is lawful and follows our Community Guidelines and Terms of Service What is "sensitive content?" Anything that might not be suitable for some members of the Tumblr community. As an example, nudity including in an artistic, educational, or photojournalistic context, may be considered sensitive l post stuff that might be considered sensitive. What should I do? One way you can help us -and the Tumblr community is by flagging your sensitive posts. There's a switch in your post settings (under "More options" in the app, and under the gear icon on the web) to do just that. If a significant portion of your posts are sensitive, and especially if they are sexually explicit in nature, then we'd appreciate you marking your blog as "Explicit," which will keep it out of search results for people in Safe Mode, and prevent any logged-out users from seeing it on the web. You can do this in your blog settings I marked my blog as explicit. What happens now? Now you can be sure that only suitable audiences are seeing your content. Blogs that are marked explicit are kept out of search results for people in Safe Mode. Anyone viewing your blog on the web will have to be logged in (with safe mode off) to see it. What if I don't want to see sensitive content on Tumblr? You can filter out any posts that contain sensitive content from your dashboard and search results by turning on Safe Mode. Here's hoW os: .Leave the Tumblr app for a sec and go to the main Settings app on your device Scroll down and tap Tumblr. .Look for Safe Mode" and adjust the settings to match your comfort level Android: .Go to settings: Tap the little person in the tab bar, then the gear icon in the top right, then "General settings." Tap "Filtering," then .Flip the Safe Mode switch on. Web: .Go to settings: Click the little fella in the top bar, then click settings Scroll to "Filtering," and click the Safe Mode switch on. If you find yourself wanting to see any particular item that's hidden and you're over 18-there's a View post button that allows you to do just that. (If you do that and discover the post was incorrectly marked as sensitive there's a button where you can let us know that we mislabeled it.) Enabling Safe Mode doesn't block or unfollow any blogs you have chosen to follow. It just gives you greater control over which posts you see and which ones you don't Safe Mode is on by default for new users, and it's always on for anyone under 18, according to the age you gave when you signed up (and rounded down to the next whole year). If you only want to filter sensitive posts from your search results, but not your dashboard, simply enable Safe Search. Here's how On ios: Go to the main Settings app, and scroll to Tumblr. Tap "Safe Mode," then select "Hide sensitive search results." On Android: Safe Search is a little lock in the search results filters bar. swipe over till you see it. Locked means Safe Search is on, unlocked means Safe Search is off .On Web: There's a lock at the top right of search results. Locked means Safe Search is on, unlocked means Safe Search is off If you spot a post that you don't think belongs on Tumblr, period, you can report it at tumblr.com/abuse My post was marked as sensitive or my blog was marked as explicit by mistake! What do l do? If your post was incorrectly flagged, you can navigate to the post in question while logged in and click or tap the "Request review" button to send a request for review. If your blog was incorrectly flagged, or if you have since removed the sexually explicit content, you can contact the Trust & Safety team. Go to tumblr.com/support and follow these steps .In "What's going on?" select "Blog incorrectly marked as explicit." In the box, provide a quick explanation of why you think your blog should be unflagged so we know what to look for .In "Relevant blog," select the blog we should be looking at. .And confirm your email address is the one you used to register your account. This will also be the email address that we'll use if we need to contact you

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anonymous asked How do YoU feel about b---------? aellagirl answered I think b--------- is fine as long as it doesn't put the animal in any state of harm. But then again I eat meat so like.. maybe I shouldn't care about tamhonks THE #what the f--- is wrong with people?? #animals can't even consent
anonymous asked How do YoU feel about b---------? aellagirl answered I think b--------- is fine as long as it doesn't put the animal in any state of harm. But then again I eat meat so like.. maybe I shouldn't care about tamhonks THE #what the f--- is wrong with people?? #animals can't even consent

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Checkmate, electric companies.

Still pay for electricity? Yall dumb (reblog/via) ithink about this a lot
Still pay for electricity? Yall dumb (reblog/via) ithink about this a lot

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